Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
This skeet made me laugh out loud. And yes there’s nothing more to say that photo says sooooo much
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This skeet made me laugh out loud. And yes there’s nothing more to say that photo says sooooo much
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
To refute what the women say. Let Me guess he’ll call them nasty. They are his wife’s friends for goodness’ sake
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Look here Lil. What the hell is wrong with you you’ve been on my nuts all day. Step the fuck off or block me. Truth is I probably shit bigger than you. Block me or I’ll block you I guess I really pissed you off. Fuck off. That’s why there’s a nuclear block on BlueSky.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
This says they are renovating the WH to remind them of Mar-a-Lardo so they can be there “in their mind” IMO, they can just resign and go back there and die in peace.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
For fucks sake. Maybe those ladies he talked so badly about can get that medal also.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura Loomer is taking out all the competition for Daddy’s affection. I just vomited in my mouth a little
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love that. Multitasking is my jam!
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Whooo there was a surprise at the end. Impaired.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
The person has to be drunk or high or have cataracts or something wrong with their sight
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope it’s cosmetic surgeries and I would know
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a sticker. To me that’s a cop out it should be paint
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
And I don’t take my news from a former HD TV decorator If she deserves a political podcast they’ve never met me.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
No I think the story here is the name change—twice. I think this one is something terrible. What do we know about the other two people that were JD Vance? What secrets are there? I don’t trust him. The eyeliner is just a plus.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially with his cosmetic surgery
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I also don’t like Elon Musk once damn bit either
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. I find it humorous that a white Britain, known for colonization of OTHER COUNTRIES, is calling people from other countries bad. Maybe he should start with the errors of colonization first.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Please make it stop. It is unimaginable other than right this very moment in history.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Any one who will shot an innocent dog in a gravel pit will be capable of anything. It wasn’t a hard thing it was a cruel thing. Which is the point.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
It was never about being a detention camp for immigrants or being open forever it was a money grab for someone or a select few. Sadly the taxpayers have to foot the penalty for dismantling and gosh knows what.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to call her that thing that rhymes with Bank.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
“Ladies and Gentlemen: VP JD Bowman, I mean VP Hamel (checks notes) um I really mean JD Vance. Maybe where he’s from is a lie also.”
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s considered greed because if he’ll take money for that shit he’ll take money to sell military secrets or compromise the US which I’m fairly sure he’s already done.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania had one during the campaign. So it makes sense he’d have one also
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazy Eyes is small enough to give 47 a BJ under the desk without anyone knowing. That’s why he’s there
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahahahahaha everytime that woman (rhymes with bank) gets up and opens her mouth she needs to have a bar of soap in it.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn he’s been seen.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
When you change your name twice that sounds very dodgy. Maybe he is the anti-Christ. Should we call him Vp Bowman, VP Hamel —no doubt he wanted to pretend to be an offspring of Veronica Hamel and now JD Vance. He’s still the same little freaky incel.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
When you read this you’ll know that they are living in denial. They voted for this regime but still don’t believe how bad they are. It’s baffling. apnews.com/article/trum...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god he looks like he was an incel. No wonder he did the sofa.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Well this report of antics should be replayed again and again and again.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Well surprise surprise. Democrats need to get it together. These lukewarm moderates are killing us let’s get some progressives up in there.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he did not hurt animals.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s who owns it. Find that and mystery solved. Broligarchy.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask Fetterman he voted for it
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to keep this clip on tape 24/7/365. Fuck this dick. I would have come unglued.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
RFKJr is the Dunning-Kruger in human form. All he has is a name. There’s no fool like an old sunburned, fried, warbled sounding fool.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not bolder he is more deranged and no one is stopping him; administration is busy with P2025 to babysit grandpa-needs-a-pill. The crazy is the distraction. So the “hooded wizards” can do P2025 stuff undercover.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t this a form of mixed media? I think it fits in this genre
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually I’m more interested in finding out why Senators allowed him to be nominated. Like fucked up Fetterman and the other democratic senate members
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Well we have people like that here and in the end it has to do with elected folks backbones. The buck stops with them getting out there and saying FB gangster we aren’t listening to you. They need to work the streets. I’m actually a councilmember and I know what’s what. Because I work the streets
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
There was some serious flap up over a dog that wasn’t hers too in Florida
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I said this the minute the “revised” number was released yesterday.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurt people hurt people.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
She should know all about decorating
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I would venture to say it’s the latter not the former. But I will say that I don’t think Maduro will go easy. He’ll be the chicken bone that chokes 47
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
After reading it, I was right. As usual it’s the council. The elected people are not allowing the administrator to do the job they are asked to do. I can always come up and clean it up for you.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
YOUR PROBLEM IS YOUR MUNICIPAL COUNCIL, OR MAYOR, OR BOTH. The administrator must take action from them. If this seat is chronically vacant it’s not the administrator it’s the elected head. Trust me.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Well for regular folks it’s not normal. People haven’t been able to get jobs groceries bills and energy bills the roof people losing their houses. Fuck all this shit. He needs to be stopped now. Not when a market collapses.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Anassholessayswhat?
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank god someone else said it
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Isn’t she the decorator from HG TV and now she’s a political commentator because someone gave her a podcast? What the actual fuck? She is not fit to carry my water as far as politics goes, but hey she’s got an opinion. Example of broligarchy tho, she is.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it is. Every last one of those people suck
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Increasingly more difficult by the day in the US
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
The survivors need to exercise justice in whatever fashion that looks like when this is all over
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Self-interested is the key word there. This is all we have now. Both parties. Self interested is how we got these crazy ass Magas and do-nothing answers in the Democratic Party side
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
On so many things
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep going! Stay strong
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Umm I don’t think anyone is saying this. Unless now he has voices in his head that could be saying it.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Either way we live in a police state
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Lawyers I guess must not go to the restroom or if they do they have to take the client with them.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep fucking going!
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
No one is coming to save us. I’m in a horror movie. So are you. Trump expands cities targeted for possible military deployment to Baltimore in a spat with governor apnews.com/article/trum...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Like she’s blind or something.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
Maybe she just didn’t see it. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it made in another country try like Honduras perhaps?
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
No one is listening to his dusty senile old ass. Give him more meds
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
They are signing up because they are hungry and this is how they can feed their family—it’s not because they love Maduro. Maduro is just as slimy as 47. apnews.com/video/venezu...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
Who in the hell cares what this old dusty ass says? FFS. apnews.com/article/ryde...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a bunch of gold dildos. Inside is a great big orange one so it tracks
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like he’s baking bread in those shoes
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m really not going to worry about this one. Once I select the country I’m out and trading my passport for a better one
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably closer to Pooty’s office look than we are aware of.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not mad it’s all good. I’m one vote and not the majority who put that in motion. I don’t like it. The entire country now is a dumpster fire. I never in my wildest dreams would have thought this would happen or be like it is right now
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we sure it’s not that 47 and his clan own it? I’m skeptical if it’s the US owning it
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s true everywhere so municipalities can make more tax income.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too and I was born here. I’m deciding which lucky country right now
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
This is bad and if people can’t see it then they are not bright. How fast our country fell. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no. Uh uh. There would be hell to pay if I was in there. I’ve already said I’d have the Red Cross, several Christian charities and all my girlfriends over. They are detaining you under house arrest with no proof you have committed a felony you are entitled to prisoner of war privileges.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this for real? He’s changed his name three times? Oh there is something really iffy about that. Like he’s either running from something or running to be something. I think he’s fake
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Jason Mamoas ass in Chief of War has been a lovely change in a dry summer. But I’m a dirty old lady.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Also he probably killed our last pope.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just going to say it. I hate that clown worse than the other one. This one is a for real poser.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
In my lifetime I have experienced some petty ass old dusty fuckers but this regime really is the worst of all. apnews.com/article/trum...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I have a hard time wondering how G-d allows dicks to get far in life while good people suffer. It bothers me.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
We even looks like he’d be brutal to people. Superiority complex.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
He and JD Vance are a couple of weird fuckers
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so peculiar that what they dream in their head they can make real, the party platform
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d make my fat ass at home. Calling people over. Ordering pizza…charging it to Greg Abbott, etc. Demanding a visit from a minister and your POW box, the Red Cross visit, a doctor. You damn right I’d be doing all sorts of crap to terrorize. Show them how high maintenance you can be.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I honest to G-d have no idea how anyone anywhere can portray slavery as “not all bad.” Do you say, “Of course there were beatings, but it wasn’t all bad.” “Sally our house girl ran away, so we sold her kids, but it wasn’t all bad.” For.Fucks.sake.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve only thought about your tiny duck recently.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it appears so by the leaves. I could be surprised however if it is not.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
It will be Monday’s ugly cousin who tags along on a date
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Macron’s body language is telling. This 47 guy is deranged and should be in a care home with a restraint vest on
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
We are in this mess because the repeated procedure of school districts—having a football coach or a half hearted warm body teaching history. We are now paying the price. Sorry coaches but it’s not about success on the field. We can see now no success on field of life.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe a whorehouse of Moscow. Because the orange turd is whore of Moscow.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social)
New low alert. This dude is a cancer on our education system. apnews.com/article/okla...
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in love with this tiny little baby
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my goodness there are two in your shoulder. I had to zoom in because I’m old and can’t see well anymore! Bless those little dears.
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎 (@thekasey.bsky.social) reply parent
How did you get to the name Simone, that’s right, right? It’s great is all. Is the brother tiny or regular sized? How long was this, time wise, in your life? A few months or like years. I have no frame of reference.