One Stroke Penalty By Maggie Haberman
One Stroke Penalty By Maggie Haberman
in... the future?
Could have just gotten a stomach bug or something. When I'm sick, I don't want anyone seeing me as I wrangle the demons of my fever dreams. And he's got too big of an ego to say "i'm sick"
Could be! Or not. Idunno. You wanna preorder it?
he's gonna start wearing two golf gloves full time to hide whatever's happening on his hands
You win because SF ain't going nowhere this season.
JERR' JOOOONES
... why though
robert f. nurgle strikes again
It seems similar to what was working for Walz: calling out Trump and his ilk as simply "weird". It was strangely effective, because it's true. And all this very specific language is, also, weird. It just puts people off. And those people vote.
*snort* they'll do anything to fight fascism! except say some things a little differently
Hey Twitter Dad, I've got an off-the-wall question. Do you like those slippers and recommend them? I've been having the hardest damn time getting a good pair.
Everyone disliked that.
he a fan he a fan he a fan
those EYES!!
is this like winning an argument in the shower it is, isnt it?
@radiofreetom.bsky.social Omg www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZY5...
TASTE OF HIS FOETID GIFTS
FOR WHAT
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I think he just genuinely likes and admires the guy, for horrific reasons. I know the "dangerous windows" meme is kind of sensitive topic, but I think we can agree that Putin seems to be able to disappear people he doesn't like. Trump is envious of that power. I think it's that simple. 2/X
I agree. Even if they did, it wouldn't matter. Monetarily tied to foreign nations? Well of course he is. Video/audio of some compromising activity? It'd just be called fake AI. Involved in some gross sex trafficking circles? Well, that apparently doesn't phase his voters or party. 1/
they must carry this accident to term
Tom disenfranched me. And I am hereby establishing a refranchism policy. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
ok, yes, but i shall raise you: look at kittens lil nose
tbh if i'm on hold and there's good music, i just wanna vibe to it
big baby!!!
Jeri Ryan is the hottest hottie that ever hottied.
"I can't say"
the tweetres
Mine is similar: signed up for a class but haven't been going, learned that there's an assignment due or test today and everyone else finds it easy but I fail it.
Poor baby Lily!!!
I think Wildflower would take issue with this. And Wildflower will run a mf over with a lawnmower. @tomgrossi.bsky.social
I don't really get why Murdoch just lets Fox keep shilling for him.
you voted for him twice, though.
a glass of wine, a laptop, and peace and quiet? oh no that's so sad, poor girl, I hope that doesn't happen to me
idunno when it's gonna be unsafe to Google "Trump doodle girl" but in my heart I think that time is soon
maybe he can grapple with it
PRANCER EVERY DAMN YEAR RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS WE HATED PRANCER
I firmly believe she got to the Rainbow Bridge, said screw this I didn't have enough time with them, and came back to us. And we love her spunky little attitude to this day: Penelope. So I agree, they give you what you need, when you need it. Thank you for sharing Lily and Carla with us. 3/x
We adopted her from a gardening store where she effectively lived, and the owner for some reason kicked her out when she was about 7. We loved her for about 3 years before cancer took her from us. It was hard! But shortly after, we saw a fluffy 1 lb kitten that looked just like her at a store. 2/
YES! She did. She's always going to look out for you and protect you, just like she did with that fire. One of my sweet babies (ironically named Lily) passed about 15 years ago. She was black and white and fluffy and FEISTY. So much attitude and we loved her deeply. 1/
pretty sure they judge pretty harshly if the shepherd is literally fucking the lambs
betwixt the couch cushions?
I am celebrating the ideals of the Founding, the struggles to become a more perfect union, the noble beliefs many of us still hold, and a future that is stronger than any one person. Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
I'm not 100% sure but if I had to guess, I'd say it's the opposite of progress
how dare you leave emails unread, how can you even stand that the bar must be CLEAN the line must be drawn HERE
You still have to register it with the NFA, and are still subject to the background check. You just don't have to pay $200 on top of the cost for each of those items.
dont wasp open inside
gross. gross!
good
but what the hell was all that mess this evening? like an extended firework show, just... way way early.
*is not an alcoholic
if you were a taco and you were starving would you eat yourself
Only if they show up to vote. We high-level losers are a much more reliable electorate. Typical LLLennial.
similarly, this is what happens when you party way, way, too hard
Jesus Christ that's fucked up. We all saw his Achilles snap.
He's got Fredo vibes to me
A piece of shit. Because that's what I heard that he is. Mike Lee, piece of shit.
your son's hat is dope!! I'm jealous. sweet picture!
I heard Mike Lee is a piece of shit. Mike Lee, Piece of Shit, and also a senator in his spare time. anyway, just sharing what I heard about Piece of Shit Mike Lee, who is allegedly a piece of shit.
😍
Orange emphasis You promise similar taste Neon perfidy
Highlighters don’t hold water back But beckon a citrus-y snack I gave it a lick But ended up sick And learned they’ll just make you yak!
We all deserve better. Stay safe
ok but do you or do you not have a journal
oh gosh yes. a thousand times yes.
what? ...what?
You’ll never take me alive, coppers!!!
A Friends-gif lesson of both of those, like his description of nuclear strike authorization, would be enjoyable though.
la croix with a hard X because i want to disgust la croix enjoyers even more than the drink
its always deafening in the paddock
a rapid unscheduled dismissal, if you will
🎵 🎶 two out of three ain't bad 🎶 🎵
but will he ~~~prance~~~ with me
far too seriously, considering the subject of this unfortunate commotion is a dude named "jurgen klopp", apparently that is absolutely not the name of some sportman it is most assuredly the name of an evil horse trainer in a pixar/disney movie, or some other horse-adjacent villain
Is it not a horse? I feel like “Klopp” is very likely a horse. Strong horse vibes from this “Klopp”
#TACO
oh shit this is good also orange chicken from Panda is delish
forgot to swap to his burner account i guess
the corncob prophecy is coming true
aww, look at those little toesies!
You can’t tell me what to do, your not my realdad
chaps are fine ass-less chaps sometimes draw attention from prudes and bigots who don't appreciate my being prepared for my prostate exam or colonoscopy
excellent "no i'm not crying, it's just raining"
Please stop referring to me as a cow
cha cha real smooth
CRISS CROSS
and people literally wear his mark on their foreheads
Trump is everything the Bible warned against
"THE HAMLET" IS WHAT I CALL THE PADDOCK
every dunkin I see, my brain goes "america runn no dun dun"
yeah, this one right there. this one hits the giggle nerve
could they bring his eyes closer together while they are at it
this! this is all I think of these days! I'm not discussing my day I'm invoking my right to remain silent I'd like to speak to my attorney and then shut the fuck up