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LOL at Fox doing a Hulk Hogan tribute tonight. HARD PASS
have to go Portnoy. Please respect my decision
The mosques probably need this almost as much as synagogues. I'm sure that money will go there right?
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So Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are engaged and so concludes my day of social network scrolling.
Just tell me whatever the issue with the hand is, doctors have said it's a sure sign of death coming shortly...please
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From 2 weeks ago. It's fairly insane that people are claiming targeting of John Bolton IS NEW. Trump's DOJ criminally framed Joe Biden and John Durham chased Russian disinformation about Hillary for four years, 2 years after concluding they were fabrications. www.emptywheel.net/2025/08/10/j...
LMFAO. I could out run and out maneuver this jackass in heels. I'm throwing on a t-shirt that says "Hola, viva Mexico!" and gonna start wandering the Chicago streets.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!!
IDEA: Everyone, especially in DC and possibly now Chicago, NYC and San Fran, should buy and wear various flags from Mexico/South America just to fuck with ICE.
Please be Elon please be Elon please be Elon
CASE CLOSED!
the other day I posted a "preview" of what the files would look like. I was pretty close
real talk: They don't actually expect anyone to believe this right?
It's not illegal to yell "You NAZI FUCKS, KARMA WILL GET YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES" right?
Would I be alone in thinking that the current admin should go ahead and raid the houses of Schumer, Jeffries and whoever else is leading the dems? Like get them The Fuck outta there
lol they wish
No no, all good, the more I see these the more it's cemented how much I missed out lol
I swear I have no idea how you walk into work everyday and don't immediately vomit on your cohosts
yes I was recently informed. All I can say is this is what I get for being a native L.Aer
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Meanwhile there's an active shooter alert at Villanova...
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As someone with ADHD, this would have gotten me into way less trouble than mixing sugar in the salt shakers or unscrewing caps so when the next person used whatever it was, it poured and ruined their food.
holy crap I'VE BEEN MISSING THIS ALL MY LIFE?!?! 😂🤣
wait wait, cribbage?
ngl, I'm lost but something tells me if I understood, it would make me lol
damn it now I have to do a deep dive into this place...brb
uh oh, what he do?
real talk because I've never been to a Cracker Barrel, is it like a confederate themed restaurant where people are dressed as slaves?
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee too. I even gave my virginity to Brad from Delta Chi in their parking lot. So I get it Byron, same same.
Maybe someone should let him know the people are only yelling at him, and they're not homeless, they're just moral humans.
No one needs to reveal a source and who cares if said person denies it. Let's get him paranoid
Hear me out: People in the "broader" media should start claiming, but quietly & low-key, that certain specific members of the current admin are "shopping" to find the highest bidder for damning evidence about DT. Like "a source close to Noem has said she's fed up & wants out but wants $"
Fun fact: murderers are pretty quiet a lot of the time, helps make idiots like JD think he's not cause you know, he's too quiet
It's true. He went to Ukraine and said, "Please let yourself be invaded by Russia". Case closed
I'm not a fan of Newsome but at least he's actually sinking down to their level instead of claiming the moral high road and getting killed
what is the excuse the Republicans are trying to give as to why it's ok in Texas but not in California?
What's to stop every blue state from doing the same thing?
because the department along with every member of this current administration has made a sport out of ignoring laws and they don't give a single fuck because they know ultimately the SC won't make them accountable.
I spent way too long on this for it to go this unappreciated. You guys suck
yup. totally legit
well since Trump has decided being homeless is a crime...technically..........
yes
This guy who didn't have "time" to wash himself is giving me similar vibes to all the news media people who were at/near the WTC on 9/11 and got that shit all over themselves and were still covered in it like 10 hours later.
Guys, I can't reveal my source but I have obtained one of the pages of the Epstein files that the DOJ/Pam Bondi is going to be releasing on Friday. I think it answers all our questions about DT and we should probably let it go. It's clear he's innocent.
yikes indeed! 😆
you're going to have to be more specific
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Hmmm…perhaps I can be the vp of your cult
At some point magas will figure out that this admin has zero interest in making life easier and better for them and every interest in throwing us into chaos. I just want them to name one single thing that’s improved. One.
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Or the maralago face. 🤣
Man I’d love to hear his healthy eating ideas!
they are so dumb
RE Newsome & the twitter trolling: I don't actually trust that guy much more than all the Reps but, & it doesn't matter WHO is actually writing the tweets, they are EXACTLY how idiot Tramp does them & YES it looks ridiculously insane but at least that's being done on purpose... hence the success
I'm actually curious when the last time was he showed his bare legs in public? Wonder same thing about Epstein's bestie
literally does everything in jeans including hiking in 115 degree weather.
big "that girl shouldn't have been wearing a skirt showing her knees if she didn't want to get raped. She should have just let it happen" vibes
Radioactive Shrimp, new band name, I call it.
that's incredibly disheartening to hear.
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LMFAO. Goodbye Oklahoma
I assumed that but you know...if only a reporter would ask that question......
I mean that ship sailed like 80 years ago
Question: Let's pretend there's no more mail in votes...so how do members of the military vote according to DT?
I believe that’s just called the O-line
Fun fact: His wife's mom is RFK's first cousin.
My applications of it or this “smoothie”? 😁
I look forward to the red carpet being rolled out for them
So if ICE is basically willing to accept any and every one who wants to play dress up, what's to stop the normal people (i.e. not cult members and very likely people who frequent this app) to sign up for it and kill it from the inside?
um....I like ketchup probably more than the average person does. I'll like to eat with mac & cheese, eggs, hotdogs, rice, etc.... but this is a bridge too far
Are they dumb or playing dumb? I suspect Riley is just dumb, MTG is psychotic.
So Putin will stop asking for parts of Ukraine if Ukraine gives it parts of Ukraine. Go it.
Now here's a question: How would Putin know a single solitary thing about our elections and who won/lost? Especially enough to proclaim he "knows"? Hmmmmm
I was wondering when the males would start with the Mar-a-lago face...
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Well despite me telling bluesky why it was NOT an adult image....
it's 100% wrong I can confirm hahahah
so you've seen it then lol
Guess what this is...if you know cause you've already seen it, shush
Guess who's about to be fired? That's right, the head of the CBO
Giving Alaska to Putin to own Lisa Murkowski would actually be hilarious-ish. Let's give Maine to Canada to own Susan Collins too.
Where's the Venmo number for him so I can send him some "coffee money"?
My concern with Newsom is that he pivoted to the MAGA crowd just months ago (going on various podcasts & guests) and now is full "make don look like a little bitch" so I'm not convinced this isn't still part of his original plan to lean to the MAGA crowd
I genuinely never thought I'd live to the day where a person willingly had things messed with in their actual brain because a couple of rich people who can't even get their "main" products to work, "gave them the opportunity". In the future there will be a "if you could go back in time & abort...?"
no. no it is not. It can't be. A medal of freedom for getting beat up. Surely the CDC workers affected by the shooting would be in line first, right?
So this admin is going to pay for room, board and food for the homeless. Very kind
This entire administration is based on that so yep, checks out
I realized after posting how much regret you must have for the benign initial post. Don't let it stop you, I was being annoying tbh. Google is my friend (or so I hear).😁
LMFAO Bill Barr is back to kissing DTs ass I see
I'll be honest, there are just some things that my brain will not accept. Given if nothing else the last few years are changing that but it's kinda making think I'M the crazy one. That was probably their intent tbh
ty. May have more questions. tysm
I mean it's literally in the word...artificial...I know people are dumb but they can't be that dumb and still manage to log on to chatgpt....right?
Question. Got way too invested last night in figuring out which cables were which that I had & ended up discovering that I have a crap ton of lightening cables & like 3 USB-C's. I have an iphone 12 & a similar aged iPad, both of which use lightening. I just got a 16 Promax, it uses USB-C right?
Stress I felt from giving a fuck about all humans in this country. I knocked a good portion off so I quite literally do not have an ounce of care for many human souls because it's become obvious, many do not have one.