"Fall out of a window", eh, Vladimir?
https://youtu.be/HHequSk88mM?si=7d4WQDeHRRCgL-8f I also like hedgehogs and wombats.
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"Fall out of a window", eh, Vladimir?
No. Why would anybody think it was?
Which planet? I assume he's putting the Mekon in charge of it.
I'd forgotten it was by Roy Clarke.
First series called "The Growing Pains of P.C. Penrose". Deceptively gentle; funnier than it looked as though it was going to be. Tony Haygarth particularly good as P.C. Wilmot (I had to look that up).
This, the finest news story ever published, has once again appeared in my inbox, and it would be rude not to share it.
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No. Melissa Johnson, 1996 Wimbledon final.
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
"I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never epped", says the current Mrs Musk.
No... but Reform council leader.
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
Russian ones?
Same.
"Commies". 🙂
Measured in snowflakes/hell?
Or, as I've seen suggested, the photograph and caption are from several years ago. Count his ears.
The Ted Nugent cover version?
Well...here's what should be his obituary
trump booked himself a remote cabin with no devices and is going to have a proper go at middlemarch
We could just send Liz Truss to meet him. They'd both like that.
A sales manager I once worked with described using the company's services as "like having a big pile of softwares in the corner of the room".
Maybe they were praying to be shot.
And who pray for children to get shot.
Unlike Kristi Noem, who has disembowelled several different breeds of dog.
I'm sure Nigel Farage will bring this up when he testifies before the US Congress in September about freedom of speech restrictions in the UK.
London Zoo once had this problem with two female aardvarks. I believe there's something about female hyenas which makes confusion particularly understandable.
Being a what now?
Shouldn't need to be anything to do with Gaza. Just Trump. Stick him in a kitchen with a pile of berders. No other guests.
Same as normal pears. You can only eat them if they've been halved and tinned.
No, but a baby elephant put its trunk up my shorts once when I was about seven years old. It was rather clammy.
@greenleejw.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Hey Americans, nobody’s coming to take your guns away from you. And that’s the problem.
You should be able to order a firefly to your home. The delivery guy should arrive at your door with cupped hands and gently release it into your living room. And the two of you should stand there and watch it together with silent reverence
if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids
"If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them"
BE HAPPY THAT YOUR CHILDREN WERE SELECTED BY THE PRIESTS FOR SACRIFICE, PERHAPS NOW THE HARVEST WILL BE PLENTIFUL
Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.
They all seem to have given up on thoughts now.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Wibble
Until they started showing it recently, I assumed it was made up by the Simpsons.
Next year, for old times' sake, start it in Scunthorpe.
Isn't it more a question of clear sky or overcast?
"Product that no one wants might stop existing if companies have to pay for their wrongdoing"
Looks a bit like Henning "If it wasn't for social media, I'd never have realised that my eyes are too far apart" Wehn there.
How is it? You can usually see what they're objecting to, but not in this case.
Use St David's instead: yellow cross on black.
Judging by most of the plod-flavoured reality shows on the various incarnations of Pick and channel 5, I expect he was called "Cryery".
Flying whales?
@greenleejw.bsky.social
Wrong. None. It's disgusting.
Was that the one where you told everyone to drink horse tranquilliser and stick fluorescent lights up their arse, Rigsby?
Pardoner's Tale vibes
Oh, that actually is A Thing. I thought it was going to be "Everybody says 'Sir, why don't we call it Patriot Day?'"
I know a song about that: youtu.be/vD0uKqPGSB4?...
Reminds me of a winning suggestion for a new proverb in a New Statesman literary competition many years ago: "He digs deepest who deepest digs".
It's like the king of Thailand. I'd have no opinion about him if I didn't know it's seriously illegal to insult him. Any portrait of him is pretty much the equivalent of "Do not throw stones at this notice".
Someone really should stand behind him ready to hit him with a shovel.
Whenever Trump claims "a lot of people are saying..." he means himself. Every time.
Found this little fella in my belly button after a night out in Todmorden, and now we solve mysteries up and down the Calder Valley.
I always think the third line should be "I'd missed the last train back to Pittenweem".
Pretty offended that no one will agree with my idea to change the name of the ostrich to 'giraffe turkey'.
Did he stop the war between Congo and Vanuatu?
Let's see your fridge, then, Rigsby.
I'm choosing to interpret these flags as support for the patron saint of Palestine, and no one can stop me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Was it orchestrated by Titus Oates?
From this day in 2020.
I’m bored of following my dreams. Tonight I’m going to follow yours instead. So, when you’re lost in an airport with a glass suitcase full of snakes, I’ll be the nun who turns into your mother and points out you’re naked.
President Zelenskyy: When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?
Neither have I. What does it mean?1
He thinks that's his wife's name (I i.e. the current Mrs Trump).
3 stages of mindfulness: ABSENTMINDFULNESS: When is that mindfulness workshop? REMINDFULNESS: *checks date* NEVERMINDFULNESS: Missed it. Oh well.
Well, the police are, and probably half the bloody civilians, so why not?
Thus saving them from drowning?
Daily Mail headline from an episode of "Yes, Minister"?
(Fortunately I didn't think to add "as any fule kno"! 🙂)
Not Scarfe; Ronald Searle (who also drew St Trinian's).
Oh, not again.
And yet only the other day he went out in public. And last week he was over here.
He's just pissed off with South Park. He probably thinks Mr Garrison is the governor.
Sounds like they're actually the party leaders.
Or raised by a twat.
Straight into an executive box at Old Trafford.
IN CASE OF FIRE: 1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.
It's the Devil's snot.
At least the pug is an animate object. Richard should think himself lucky: www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Air support to which side?
The witch trials of 1612 still cast a long shadow.
youtu.be/Nx-x_1lIXh4?...
And Adélie did the theme song for Skyfall.
Ooh, ooh! Goldeneye: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow-...
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Perhaps you haven't noticed, but your year of birth never changes.
He showed him his hat collection.
"Look at Harry go!" said his friend.
Well, 51% of them are.
Or pianos?
It was in the book.