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@toomanyjakes.bsky.social

Enthusiast. Seeker of shiny distractions.

created July 3, 2023

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The buy-back makes this completely reasonable to me.

1/9/2025, 9:04:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sure as hell did. BFFs

14/8/2025, 12:44:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It can be a pen and I still get to be mad at Tierney. Awful ref

10/8/2025, 3:01:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait he directs and plays the villain?!?

10/8/2025, 12:41:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Sleeper’s Sleep (@thesleeperssleep.bsky.social) reposted

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
28/7/2025, 8:44:21 PM | 12639 2394 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social)

Honking on Bobo sorry not sorry

20/7/2025, 10:24:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do

19/7/2025, 7:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate this as much as anyone, but hasn’t the WaPo editorial section been a disaster most of our lives because of FH? I’m more concerned about the decline in reporting

14/7/2025, 7:05:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just need all fight videos to have the guy in the background narrating teal dress.

9/7/2025, 4:15:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol his happened with family—that marriage did NOT last

7/7/2025, 12:39:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waitlisted! Fuck them

4/7/2025, 12:50:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chaz Firestone (@chazfirestone.bsky.social) reposted

AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!

a tissue on a tray with a bunch of pictures and phrases and about food. but it seemingly contains a bunch of errors and nonsense: “Doltclous” “A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram” “bood food is bood mood”
25/6/2025, 5:46:39 PM | 3728 768 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

And if I’m gonna be petty, King James has always been a bad joke of a nickname that some idiot at Nike cooked up.

24/6/2025, 8:58:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leaving out The Truth as an iconic nickname is some real bullshit. And yes Payton got done dirty too

24/6/2025, 8:56:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s gonna be a big pupper.

24/6/2025, 5:15:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait that’s a thing? Oh no

21/6/2025, 7:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

The Anthony Kennedy Special!

21/6/2025, 8:37:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ran wire for an electrician who [several redacted things] and I guess I’d call a growth experience. Not interested in doing it again.

19/6/2025, 9:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like having religion is largely taking on a blind spot? But I of course have found my own anyway.

16/6/2025, 4:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm like that isn’t a deeply terrible thing to think while said person is making policy.

14/6/2025, 10:21:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just, wtaf.

14/6/2025, 5:41:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Publishing the report card is some next level violence.

14/6/2025, 5:36:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard pass!

14/6/2025, 5:34:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw Brian Cox at a restaurant realize his food was up; he just walked and grabbed it out of the window.

13/6/2025, 11:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

You already wrote it but I honestly keep a tab open of the ohhh goddamnit guy because if I feel bad I know it could be worse.

13/6/2025, 4:46:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol.

12/6/2025, 11:25:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Never get involved in a lad war in Asia and [never get sued by the Mouse]

11/6/2025, 4:25:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly the fuck is wrong with you?

9/6/2025, 11:05:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm whose opinion do I trust less?

9/6/2025, 12:05:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They gon kill you!

7/6/2025, 7:04:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I, uh, want to respond to this but don’t know how to?

7/6/2025, 5:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Music festival vibes and also the Always Sunny Frank porta-potty scene still triggers me

7/6/2025, 3:41:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The things I’ve had to deal with in Indiana could become a book

7/6/2025, 2:15:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf that’s really messed up.

7/6/2025, 1:53:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

The Real ID thing is so strange. My state just did it automatically years ago when I got a new license. Didn’t have to ask or anything. But family elsewhere have had to spend inordinate amounts of time to get theirs.

7/6/2025, 1:45:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay this is an all-timer.

5/6/2025, 9:10:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, definitely a thing!

4/6/2025, 4:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a hack bigot even if he made it pretty and the only people who will remember his writings are hack bigots too

2/6/2025, 12:04:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social)

@knoxharrington.bsky.social The pub I’m at is playing New Radicals. So it’s 50/50 if the next song is better?

1/6/2025, 5:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Y’all have yet take any thoughtful stance on anything, much less a brave one. Your obsequiousness is all you’ve got.

29/5/2025, 10:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit WANT

29/5/2025, 4:11:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Link approves

27/5/2025, 7:31:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BJ What Did You Do?!?

27/5/2025, 7:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit!

27/5/2025, 4:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the fucking Ricketts wouldn’t dare take that away

27/5/2025, 4:48:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t watch and will never but it’s always been a hallmark of what really matters about televised debates going back to Kennedy/Nixon.

27/5/2025, 4:30:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s great. I need to read TDU but I saw him do a reading from his book about Liverpool and Bill Shankly and really enjoyed it. Red or Dead.

26/5/2025, 9:11:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Guessing Poison Pill doesn’t mean the same thing in the MI universe as it does in mine.

26/5/2025, 12:57:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep cut

25/5/2025, 9:02:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sergio goddamn Ramos. I was a mess for like two weeks.

16/5/2025, 2:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, on the other side of this one and that day ruled.

16/5/2025, 2:49:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Braveheart, which took me a minute to remember but it was the first movie that made me cry (truly sorry for this).

15/5/2025, 7:50:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like BRIBE-AIR with the Con-Air graphic would score a few hits

15/5/2025, 5:06:14 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Squirrel!

14/5/2025, 10:55:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A corollary to the White Mercedes Rule.

14/5/2025, 10:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It does not!

14/5/2025, 10:05:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great name

11/5/2025, 5:04:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still so happy to have seen Copeland play live once. I become the jazz guy on I Think You Should leave just thinking about it

10/5/2025, 2:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toomanyjakes.bsky.social (@toomanyjakes.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn’t getting at the crux of it. “Maintains control” is soft language. The whole idea of “he placed it all in trust” vs “he placed it all in a bullshit trust” needs to be laid out for the public.

8/5/2025, 9:50:23 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My high school band director rage-chucked his megaphone for far less.

8/5/2025, 5:36:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real wallet inspector vibes here

8/5/2025, 4:57:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You heard right

7/5/2025, 9:28:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll cave, because Columbia is just like that.

7/5/2025, 5:05:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The public sector equivalent of every associate’s nightmare: “I need a fifty state survey on ____”

7/5/2025, 5:02:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate him

6/5/2025, 9:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So many choices…

6/5/2025, 6:40:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just more expensive than other galas. It was always a fun day though because we got to see the centerpiece getting constructed and were then basically shoo’ed out of the building and didn’t have to work late.

6/5/2025, 6:41:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Read that as declassified meme, which fits this administration like a glove

6/5/2025, 12:42:55 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE DRUMS

4/5/2025, 5:54:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know I had this card! Think they all got tossed :(

4/5/2025, 5:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ladies rock.

4/5/2025, 5:27:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t buy I saw that too and thought “uhoh he’s up for this!”

3/5/2025, 11:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve actually done this? Wouldn’t recommend but we all have to handle things in our way.

3/5/2025, 3:01:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got chased around by one while fishing with my granddad. He just stayed back and laughed.

2/5/2025, 11:30:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear god WT makes me insane. It’s witches brew. I see it now and I either shudder or run.

2/5/2025, 11:18:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Birds are generally just assholes but speaking a UK fan, cardinals can go to hell.

2/5/2025, 11:15:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture your pal austie (@austinlouisray.bsky.social) reposted

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE WAS JUST NOW WHEN PEARL JAM WAS BLASTING THROUGH A COVER OF “ROCKIN IN THE FREE WORLD” AND THE JUMBOTRON CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON A GUY UP FRONT WHOSE SHIRT READ “JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE”

2/5/2025, 3:12:34 AM | 3476 412 | View on Bluesky | view

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This clip might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

26/4/2025, 2:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukraine, too!

22/4/2025, 8:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The scousers are starting to show up here—there’s hope.

20/4/2025, 8:28:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If nothing else the typeface is just wrong!

19/4/2025, 9:00:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bee Quammie (@beequammie.bsky.social) reposted

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

17/4/2025, 12:05:43 PM | 7604 1574 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey we all have our blend spots

17/4/2025, 10:12:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to a party at their nyc office when it had just opened and when someone explained what they did I was absolutely horrified. And offended by the name

17/4/2025, 6:06:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren’t very good!

17/4/2025, 5:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Ellroy gonna write a novel about this

16/4/2025, 10:47:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait he did WHAT? That is grounds for a hearty “fuck you”. I hope every person who understands the gravity of that pelts him with garbage

15/4/2025, 11:50:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawyers are trained to genuflect more than we are to argue back. It’s a deep rot at the heart of the profession.

15/4/2025, 2:31:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got an aid org for Ukraine registered a few years ago as a pro bono project. I hope they aren’t being targeted now

15/4/2025, 2:21:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw him in the subway once. One of my favorite celebrity sightings.

15/4/2025, 1:30:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watched a restaurant cat in Costa Rica absolutely murder and eat a small lizard. Pranced away like a Queen.

14/4/2025, 8:35:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does he keep getting balder?

14/4/2025, 2:51:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dreams have been so fucked up lately

14/4/2025, 12:52:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peter Griffin knows how to hold a grudge (sorry, not sorry)

14/4/2025, 12:51:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toe Pick

14/4/2025, 12:11:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol a friend of mine kept a yellow and red card in his wallet just for this.

13/4/2025, 1:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So make a point anyway. Conciliation on a point like this is pathetic

12/4/2025, 1:33:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had some really good ones! But can’t really argue other than maybe that it’s endemic to law professors that post

10/4/2025, 3:52:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Timequake isn’t great but any KV is pretty good. In Cold Blood is a nice find though!

9/4/2025, 6:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@bomani-jones.bsky.social Having grown up around doctors (mom as nurse) you really nailed the attitude they carry around.

8/4/2025, 2:16:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view