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“The Best Years of Our Lives” got it pretty well for a film released immediately post-war (even some of the mental health stuff).
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“The Best Years of Our Lives” got it pretty well for a film released immediately post-war (even some of the mental health stuff).
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“Oh so you’re a cop” is flagged by Nextdoor as “similar to other offensive content.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to imagine how addled my brain would have to be to use a gif to explain something to someone in the real world.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Deputized by the president” made me audibly chortle
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Surely seven people wouldn’t all be dumb, would they?”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, in my VETERAN hat, with my twelve squawling brats in tow, glaring at the TSA agent for not bowing when I present my ID card and for preventing me from carrying my jug o’ water through the line: “Whaddaya mean ‘3 ounces or less’? This is ‘murika, use ‘pounds’ or go back to Commie Europe!”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
LinkedIn and Nextdoor never fail to deliver unhinged content. LI: CEO suggests AI is good because it lets us use our brains less. Includes an image with absolutely zero context. ND: travel agent makes case for using a human to book your trips, uses AI to write her post for her.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
Always nice to see a reputable outfit like WotR take time to publish even the dumber opinions out there.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
At least if the connection is lost, Grok or whatever wouldn’t offer some stupid suggestion. “Try using mortars against your enemy’s airplanes. Then ask your combat engineers to dig rabbit holes because rabbits breed prolifically. I’m sorry, you’re right, this isn’t helpful.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s also the fact that Boromir didn’t fight the Uruk Hai thinking “Ah I’ll give them a jolly ruse and draw their eyes away from Frodo and the Ring,” he just fought them to defend Merry and Pippin because that’s what he had to do as a warrior and friend. Denethor would never.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
You don’t get to whine about “constructive dialogue” if you’re not offering anything worth talking about constructively.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“They treated my friend Bill Bellachurk very poorly.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
No fucking shit
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Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
He took time away from his day job to respond to me but it still sucked.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
Maybe James Dobson was just warming the place up for the next guy.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“I admit that I, too, was a tad curious.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Pair it with shorts over sweatpants and you’ve got the makings of a 1980s bully.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Hellyer? More like hell yeah.” Or vice versa.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“USA Today opinion columnist-“ Okay gonna stop you right there.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
My son and I were among the last people at the pool on this, the last day of our outdoor public pool being open for the season.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
CGs used to have them aboard (when they carried nuclear TLAMs), so maybe they could fit them. LCS might have the room but that would be a bad idea. DDGs and CGs can land/launch something bigger than a -60.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Bring back MARDETs on cruisers!” (Had to quibble though with moving two 13-Marine squads ashore with a DDG’s embarked MH-60. That’s not exactly feasible, I think.)
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Small world. Our ship had a permanent list from the mine hit.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for taking time away from your day job to personally engage.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Pill the Bony
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Constructive dialogue” is a two-way street, bub. It needs something worthwhile to constructively engage. In its absence you get dunks. Or in your case, dunked on.
Scott Whitmore (@scottwhitmore.bsky.social) reposted
Read this. I also want everyone to read "The Surge"
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay he’s definitely still alive (in the technical sense of the word).
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Adam Kovac (@boondock60mm.bsky.social) reposted
"But a book like The Surge – that might stand the test of our time, at least, if enough people read it. I want people to read it. They need to read it. How can I make them read it?" Thanks @travisklempan.bsky.social for this fabulous review. www.wrath-bearingtree.com/2025/09/01/n...
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I have a review of THE SURGE by Adam Kovac @boondock60mm.bsky.social out in Wrath-Bearing Tree today. Get yourself a copy (of the book and the journal) and read it. www.wrath-bearingtree.com/2025/09/01/n...
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly the most compelling piece of evidence I’ve seen so far for the “all the assembled ghouls are taking turns using his phone” theory.
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That one guy in every MFA workshop:
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Kid’s first words were “Sell the team.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Good night, America. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill some more of you in the morning.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“But where does the ‘magic’ happen? (Wink)” “In here.” (Opens a replica hatch from the Titan submersible, inside is a full auditorium with a magician on stage)
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that kind of internet had been taken from us. Must be a relic from the Before Times.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta be some sort of sex worker thing
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
Dude wears “shoes” inside, immediate fail
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
The whole thing would have gone more smoothly but Rudy kept saying to call 9/11 instead of 9-1-1.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird thing to claim
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Her barbaric yawp confirms she contains multitudes
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been in the market for a new team to follow (since the Rockies are, have been, and will be garbage). Are the Mariners worth it?
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This makes me so nostalgic I need to reach for some Kleenex
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
The instructions are literally in the owner’s manual.
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Army lost (yesterday) and Navy won (today). Maybe if West Point wasn’t in the process of re-hanging their traitor photo they’d be able to focus on not losing to a school no one has ever heard of. If Annapolis changes the names of Carter Hall or Farragut House then they deserve to lose, too.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Good contribution to the thread
Samuele ~ ImTheSnack (@imthesnack.bsky.social) reposted
Solar panels are basically wireless receivers for a nuclear fusion power plant.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ridiculous
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“I find your lack of toilet paper disturbing.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a joke here about beer and pizza, too.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
According to me, using AI atrophies your brain.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
The twist is that it sucks
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
That shed didn’t exist and now it does.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
No, the predator from The Predator doesn’t only attack people when it’s being attacked. That’s an inaccurate and obtuse characterization of the entire reason the creature comes to Earth.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
The New York Times has a 4-page spread on the “Jaws” Template and totally fucks it up.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
This article is framed oddly. This only really impacts naval aviators in the strike pipeline (a fact kind of mentioned but glossed over halfway through). Plenty of naval aviators earn their wings of gold having never trapped on a carrier.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the one area where I conform to stereotype
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Simple insult or clever?
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
No
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Well at least Army lost today
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
What a dopey question
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird photo
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope he spends his weekend eating Big Macs
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
*term limited for governor
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
France, holding Indochina against its bosom: “There, there. Those mean Japanese imperialists won’t hurt you any longer.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not in favor of de-extinction for mammoths and stuff but I’d be up for bringing Lee back just to have him put back in the ground.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
Why did they call it “dad bod” when “father figure” was right there?
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah the penguin was technically correct but missed the original point
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
*Col. Robert E. Lee
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Senator or president. He’d have a shot at the former. He’d get blasted out of the primary for potus.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh what
Eric L. Robinson (@uticaeric.bsky.social) reposted
They correctly identify the Confederacy as their political and cultural inspiration.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting a new spin on “Great Mistakes”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
*There’re
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s two offices I could see him thinking he could pursue: senator or president.
Wesley Morgan (@wesleymorgan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
hiddencompass.net/story/portra...
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Ally McGator Beal Croco-Dale Earnhardt Neil Caiman Gharial Busey Veruca Saltwater Crocodile Nile Ferguson Crocodile Alliga-Tori Amos
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Permissive regulatory regimes” like probably child r*pe
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Put quite simply, this is fucking stupid.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope Polis has no higher political aspirations because this is disqualifying
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m curious after reading the plot summary and description. Is it more than an accurate semi-realtime retelling of a combat op?
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
A minute closer to his end
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
You are such a reliable schmuck
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
“If you’re pushing slop or eating it, you wouldn’t read it anyway. You’d ask a bot for a summary and forget what it told you, then proceed with your day, unchanged by words you did not read and ideas you did not consider.”
Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There’s an enormous amount of stuff in this book I’d like to highlight, but start with: “What emerges as the most elementary insight is that, since we do not now have any ways of making computers wise, we ought not now to give computers tasks that demand wisdom.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social)
“As a former paper salesman I couldn’t stand watching The Office and its inaccurate and disrespectful portrayal of the paper sales industry.”
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Where’d you hide the body?
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the organization system?
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Timothy McVeigh to receive posthumous promotion to staff sergeant.
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes and yes
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
What a weird thing to tweet
Travis Klempan (@travisklempan.bsky.social) reply parent
“Best” is such a meaningless descriptor for political races.