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(OMGW) Turtle Duck

@treziok.bsky.social

Something that is more than 1 thing.

created November 23, 2024

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That bacon looks so overcooked, they probably chipped their tooth.

2/9/2025, 12:15:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:57:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:07:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like we're the only team their shitty team can beat with ease.

1/9/2025, 9:04:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whitesox seemed awfully enthusiastic over facing the #mntwins

1/9/2025, 7:57:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I had to put my finger on it, I'd have to say I never felt better in my life, than I did in my 30's or younger. I can't believe an old fart like that lair isn't posting that shit from a bed with IVs sticking out of him all willy nilly

1/9/2025, 12:38:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The game was held back by the platform. Otherwise, it was genre defining. My take is that the movies are boring if you have any good taste.

1/9/2025, 12:32:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does feeling worse about a car than that POS make me a bad person, or an excellent judge of character

1/9/2025, 12:28:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let this be a lesson about living your life so that there isn't a collective groan of sadness depending upon eventually getting some news.

30/8/2025, 12:49:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He lives: "Bluesky echo chamber; so much for the tolerant left"

30/8/2025, 12:44:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for that apparatus to disappear. RFK jr doesn't want sickly people surviving.

30/8/2025, 12:41:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:39:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zig&Sharko for instance.

30/8/2025, 12:20:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My kids watched that for like, a minute. I think there are far worse shows, tho. Like the ones that are a firehose of barely coherent madness.

30/8/2025, 12:18:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

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30/8/2025, 2:07:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nestor kept wanting some bad pitches, I mean you are facing the #mntwins but geeze, dial it back.

30/8/2025, 1:17:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta pay for the concentration camps somehow, he forced all those other tax cuts to happen..

30/8/2025, 1:11:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You voted for so many of his cabinet picks..

30/8/2025, 12:11:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I figured he'd be single on account of how weird he is. That makes perfect sense to me.

30/8/2025, 12:09:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's why it sucks so much to be an adult.

29/8/2025, 11:45:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raw chicken is why Libertarians have no friends. It isn't the 100 other red flags they exhibit.

29/8/2025, 11:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah no kidding. Billionaires just buy souls.

29/8/2025, 6:16:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:28:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Win11 does kinda seem like 2 praying hands... WinπŸ™

29/8/2025, 2:30:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The humble origins of a meshtastic node that will be left outside. Alone. Out of reach.

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29/8/2025, 1:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:28:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the curse figured it couldn't do worse to him than his regular fate.

28/8/2025, 8:22:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of his cabinet wanted to be elected to something, and failed.

28/8/2025, 8:11:57 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was that one a few years ago with someone pinned against a wall and was kicking into the mob...

28/8/2025, 7:58:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another loss for Lake. That cabinet is packed full of people who can't even win an election.

28/8/2025, 7:56:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We call it deploying the not-pants.

28/8/2025, 2:32:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't see their legs. Are there pants?

28/8/2025, 2:31:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's probably stuck that way from eating all that roadkill.

28/8/2025, 2:29:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'll be like ripping out a tick. Or pulling off a leech.

28/8/2025, 2:28:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why should I pay more to ESPN when we're going to be easily as terrible next season?

28/8/2025, 2:27:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who think guns don't kill people, but books make people gay, are disingenuous liars?

28/8/2025, 2:25:26 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Humans?

28/8/2025, 2:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a shame he's such a wishywashy douche and nobody here likes him very much.

28/8/2025, 2:23:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It isn't like that was against the Padres or anything. It was against the Reds.

28/8/2025, 2:21:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cabrera can go back to any of the 3 other teams he was on earlier in the year...

28/8/2025, 2:23:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 6:41:59 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hate to be the soldier nearby when he clogs a toilet with a torn up memo.

27/8/2025, 6:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine are 13 and 16, plus I work at the UofM. Trying to keep my BP low, but FFS.

27/8/2025, 4:49:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@washingtonpost.com

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27/8/2025, 2:10:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:08:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Front office transparency? How hidden did they keep the sale discussion when it's generally something you hear about? Pohlads are SHADY

27/8/2025, 2:00:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:48:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope step 1 is to fire all their current paid consultants.

26/8/2025, 8:40:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, he doesn't even know his own coin is a shitcoin.

26/8/2025, 6:36:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's from their own files. Just search for 'Coaster'.

26/8/2025, 6:12:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, because it's what comes afterwards with all those guys where the dishonor sets in and they wind up in prison. Gotta ride that high while he can.

26/8/2025, 6:10:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a golf cart that can get him there? Pretty sure he's too deteriorated to make it on foot.

26/8/2025, 6:08:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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knowing him, it'll be lead with the thinnest gilding of gold.

26/8/2025, 4:33:55 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The videos showing him as a kid are far worse. He has learned how to hold down the worst of his screeching.

26/8/2025, 4:18:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I've got my can turned back to the North"

26/8/2025, 4:11:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Mesothelioma arrives to give lung cancer to those still living in Arizona"

26/8/2025, 4:10:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a workin' it joke in there somewhere

26/8/2025, 1:20:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Geeze you guys, he's full of shit. You can't even note it's unprecedented?

26/8/2025, 1:18:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:12:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#mntwins

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26/8/2025, 1:02:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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State level response only, how many poorly run conservative states are there? Perpetually on the bottom of listicles?

26/8/2025, 12:52:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmm.... That logo is probably a clue... πŸ‘€

25/8/2025, 10:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check the bar?

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25/8/2025, 10:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 10:52:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 10:49:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF does that actually mean happened. Is his administration so poorly run, that they lose 31 billion dollars? Or is he crazy and they lied to him?

25/8/2025, 10:48:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mmlukens.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 9:27:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half ass or whole ass

25/8/2025, 9:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always click... Regrets, I've clicked a few.

25/8/2025, 8:15:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we have more than 3 players start in that game over the Mendoza line, I'll be happy.

25/8/2025, 7:52:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's surprised a rapist would talk like that.

25/8/2025, 7:46:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A-o-Cloaca

25/8/2025, 7:41:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG, we're going to still be embarrassingly bad. Why. Why does this have to happen to us?

25/8/2025, 7:37:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a pussy, licked by a couple lesbians.

25/8/2025, 12:27:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody believes you don't got this. #wordcrimes

24/8/2025, 11:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onfly if you haven't been paying attention.

24/8/2025, 11:14:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, no. It can't slide through my phone screen and out of whatever you're reading this one... Yet.

24/8/2025, 9:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who'd get mad about that? It's awesome.

24/8/2025, 9:43:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, the fallacy of 'which of your cancerous testicles do you keep', when you can live just fine without either.

24/8/2025, 9:40:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 9:32:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 9:30:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:37:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have kept Erasmo.

24/8/2025, 7:26:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's under something.... Under... Age...

24/8/2025, 7:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got a strongly worded letter to wave about?

24/8/2025, 5:13:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christianity certainly strains to have meaning now.

24/8/2025, 5:09:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ladies, ladies.... You're both human garbage.

24/8/2025, 3:53:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a coaster I made with my Bambu P1S 3D printer. The level of detail is like witchcraft.

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24/8/2025, 3:46:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would twist myself in half to say something that he'd perceive as a compliment. But would absolutely not be one. Or lie. Which, I wonder how many people around him absolutely hate the guy and lie for power and the legalized grift?

24/8/2025, 3:44:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think what'll sour me is if he's purposely avoiding a long term contract to try and milk arbitration, since him actively avoiding adjustments is then directly* impacting the team for money.

24/8/2025, 12:05:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsome is this gorounds Smiler

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23/8/2025, 2:47:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big "I love having people over for dinner" from Jeffery Dahmer energy there

23/8/2025, 2:03:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Twins are awful, but my blood pressure is still lower than when I saw him pitch...

23/8/2025, 2:01:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Intel is beginning to swirl in the bowl, losing more market share by the day. Selling off pieces to appear profitable. Fitting 'deal' for that bonehead to celebrate.

22/8/2025, 10:31:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for a future GOP governor to use that to cover gaps in their own poor governance, like T-Paw did with the tobacco settlement money...

22/8/2025, 9:20:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, no. LOL

22/8/2025, 8:25:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crooked letter crooked letter i. Humpback humpback i.

22/8/2025, 8:21:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about they both get to have a high water mark.

22/8/2025, 8:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view