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That bacon looks so overcooked, they probably chipped their tooth.
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That bacon looks so overcooked, they probably chipped their tooth.
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like we're the only team their shitty team can beat with ease.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social)
Whitesox seemed awfully enthusiastic over facing the #mntwins
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social)
If I had to put my finger on it, I'd have to say I never felt better in my life, than I did in my 30's or younger. I can't believe an old fart like that lair isn't posting that shit from a bed with IVs sticking out of him all willy nilly
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
The game was held back by the platform. Otherwise, it was genre defining. My take is that the movies are boring if you have any good taste.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Does feeling worse about a car than that POS make me a bad person, or an excellent judge of character
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Let this be a lesson about living your life so that there isn't a collective groan of sadness depending upon eventually getting some news.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
He lives: "Bluesky echo chamber; so much for the tolerant left"
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait for that apparatus to disappear. RFK jr doesn't want sickly people surviving.
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Zig&Sharko for instance.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
My kids watched that for like, a minute. I think there are far worse shows, tho. Like the ones that are a firehose of barely coherent madness.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social)
Nestor kept wanting some bad pitches, I mean you are facing the #mntwins but geeze, dial it back.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta pay for the concentration camps somehow, he forced all those other tax cuts to happen..
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
You voted for so many of his cabinet picks..
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
I figured he'd be single on account of how weird he is. That makes perfect sense to me.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It's why it sucks so much to be an adult.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Raw chicken is why Libertarians have no friends. It isn't the 100 other red flags they exhibit.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah no kidding. Billionaires just buy souls.
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Win11 does kinda seem like 2 praying hands... Winπ
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The humble origins of a meshtastic node that will be left outside. Alone. Out of reach.
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the curse figured it couldn't do worse to him than his regular fate.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of his cabinet wanted to be elected to something, and failed.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
What was that one a few years ago with someone pinned against a wall and was kicking into the mob...
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Another loss for Lake. That cabinet is packed full of people who can't even win an election.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
We call it deploying the not-pants.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't see their legs. Are there pants?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It's probably stuck that way from eating all that roadkill.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll be like ripping out a tick. Or pulling off a leech.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should I pay more to ESPN when we're going to be easily as terrible next season?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
People who think guns don't kill people, but books make people gay, are disingenuous liars?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Humans?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a shame he's such a wishywashy douche and nobody here likes him very much.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It isn't like that was against the Padres or anything. It was against the Reds.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Cabrera can go back to any of the 3 other teams he was on earlier in the year...
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate to be the soldier nearby when he clogs a toilet with a torn up memo.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine are 13 and 16, plus I work at the UofM. Trying to keep my BP low, but FFS.
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Front office transparency? How hidden did they keep the sale discussion when it's generally something you hear about? Pohlads are SHADY
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope step 1 is to fire all their current paid consultants.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, he doesn't even know his own coin is a shitcoin.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It's from their own files. Just search for 'Coaster'.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, because it's what comes afterwards with all those guys where the dishonor sets in and they wind up in prison. Gotta ride that high while he can.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a golf cart that can get him there? Pretty sure he's too deteriorated to make it on foot.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
knowing him, it'll be lead with the thinnest gilding of gold.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
The videos showing him as a kid are far worse. He has learned how to hold down the worst of his screeching.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
"I've got my can turned back to the North"
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
"Mesothelioma arrives to give lung cancer to those still living in Arizona"
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a workin' it joke in there somewhere
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Geeze you guys, he's full of shit. You can't even note it's unprecedented?
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
State level response only, how many poorly run conservative states are there? Perpetually on the bottom of listicles?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmmm.... That logo is probably a clue... π
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF does that actually mean happened. Is his administration so poorly run, that they lose 31 billion dollars? Or is he crazy and they lied to him?
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@mmlukens.bsky.social
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Half ass or whole ass
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
I always click... Regrets, I've clicked a few.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
If we have more than 3 players start in that game over the Mendoza line, I'll be happy.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's surprised a rapist would talk like that.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
A-o-Cloaca
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, we're going to still be embarrassingly bad. Why. Why does this have to happen to us?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
What a pussy, licked by a couple lesbians.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody believes you don't got this. #wordcrimes
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Onfly if you haven't been paying attention.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, no. It can't slide through my phone screen and out of whatever you're reading this one... Yet.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Who'd get mad about that? It's awesome.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, the fallacy of 'which of your cancerous testicles do you keep', when you can live just fine without either.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
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(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Should have kept Erasmo.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
It's under something.... Under... Age...
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Got a strongly worded letter to wave about?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Christianity certainly strains to have meaning now.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Ladies, ladies.... You're both human garbage.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social)
This is a coaster I made with my Bambu P1S 3D printer. The level of detail is like witchcraft.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
I would twist myself in half to say something that he'd perceive as a compliment. But would absolutely not be one. Or lie. Which, I wonder how many people around him absolutely hate the guy and lie for power and the legalized grift?
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
I think what'll sour me is if he's purposely avoiding a long term contract to try and milk arbitration, since him actively avoiding adjustments is then directly* impacting the team for money.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Big "I love having people over for dinner" from Jeffery Dahmer energy there
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
The Twins are awful, but my blood pressure is still lower than when I saw him pitch...
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Intel is beginning to swirl in the bowl, losing more market share by the day. Selling off pieces to appear profitable. Fitting 'deal' for that bonehead to celebrate.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait for a future GOP governor to use that to cover gaps in their own poor governance, like T-Paw did with the tobacco settlement money...
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, no. LOL
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
Crooked letter crooked letter i. Humpback humpback i.
(OMGW) Turtle Duck (@treziok.bsky.social) reply parent
How about they both get to have a high water mark.