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Child's Play 3 shot at a military academy (now shut down) in a two about 30 miles away from my hometown.
Middle-aged and crazy. Loves comics, video games, wrestling, scale models, and tabletop games.
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Child's Play 3 shot at a military academy (now shut down) in a two about 30 miles away from my hometown.
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If they could keep their 3 MPH average up, and not get three warnings, they'd be okay...
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, because kids around the country, no matter where they lived, weren't wearing Jordan, Barkley, or Shaq jerseys 30 years ago.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, I thought Naito was still there. I was counting Tana as gone, because he wouldn't be active in-ring.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Seven years. Damn. And to think, after January only one of those four cover athletes will be active in NJPW.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until they hear about 3, where all the major locations are where young women are sexually harassed, most of the monsters are extremely phallic, etc.
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Baking cookies is so time-consuming, but BY GOD do they taste good at the end.
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Oh, that poor car.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone forgot to update their firewall...
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
IIRC, it was tried during the big wrestling boom in the late 90s, early 2000s. It failed pretty miserably.
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Because the two I know have a pattern: religious schools from anti-LGBT denominations that the shooter attended.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
That's double what I thought. Who were the other two? And what did they shoot up?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, I need to know before 5:00 PM so I can go out to a good Mexican restaurant for dinner.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, that's triggering my nostalgia HEAVILY.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
When Halo finally gets ported, I will feel like how I did back when Sonic first came to a Nintendo console.
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Am a Cardinals fan, can confirm that want.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice. Hit a local flea market today and picked up some games. Found some Lone Wolf & Cub movies while looking for the manga.
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It gets worse: the staff at the first aid station was openly stating that they beat their "record" of visits that happened at a concert earlier in the month.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, concrete is a pain when it comes to heat. I went to a baseball game on a hot day and saw the on-field thermometer having a buried needle @ 120*F (49*C). We spent most of the game in the concourse, venturing out sometimes, and my mom STILL had heat exhaustion and had to go to the infirmary.
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There's room for comedy even in a blood feud, and the faces treating the gummy bears exactly like thumbtacks was entertaining as all hell, especially with the "superkick the 'tacks' in the mouth" spot.
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Damn it, you had me looking.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
... Am I going to have a margarita this weekend?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Even as a hormone-addled teen male, he wore on me with that shit.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn, the actual state of Boone County in that map. And I thought the current one was bad.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
But is it to Attitude Era Lawler levels? *Screams like this is the first time ever he's seen breasts*
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I had no idea that Waylon Jennings covered that song.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have a freezer? One large enough to put two gallon bottles in? If so, fill some up with water and freeze them. Put the frozen bottles in front of box fans. Hillbilly AC.
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I'd celebrate, but I feel like it's going to be 6-3. Sorry for doomering.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I love my state, but BY GOD I hate a lot of the politicians in it.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I have dreams where I'm still in school and forget that I signed up for a class and only find out about it at finals time
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't cheer for someone who looks an amalgram of everyone who bullied you in middle school.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy, there's been, what, two?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, when Marco freaking Rubio looks like the sanest Cabinet pick... Damn.
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"I like this! What is it?"
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They're both right, IMO. And can even work in the same work. One is a cocky smart-aleck, the other a little slow but has a heart of gold.
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The worst way for a position battle to end: on a freaking trick play.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social)
"Hey, Facebook Marketplace, can you show me video game listings from about 40 miles from my location in mid-Missouri?" "Here is one from Pennsylvania! And one from Utah!"
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Um... yay for being a fat asthmatic?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
So much winning... UGH.
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May it be soon.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
But every single one of them was Hamas... /s
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering who has hosted Late Night, being called the least talented host is a bit of an honor...
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh nice... Not only is he a war criminal, but he's a nonce, too.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. The best horror/sci-fi stories usually are some sort of allegory for a socio-political wrong.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
The only person who he'd be more qualified to win, if he does, is fucking Kissinger.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Much more deserving than three-time awardee Red Cross, more than UNICEF, MLK, Amnesty International, Nelson Mandela, Doctors Without Borders, Jimmy Carter, Malala, and Barack Obama...
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
AEW has always treated the legends of the sport with respect. I remember when they had Greg Valentine, sadly the sole survivor of the great Starrcade 83 dog collar match, in attendance for the Brodie Lee vs. Cody match.
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Holy crap.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I've constantly had my eye on some old Japanese Dragon Quest games. Guess I waited too late.
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Planetemu is my goto, even if they dont have newer stuff.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally not the antichrist...
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
"Why is this country so angry that another country kidnapped their women and put them into sexual slavery?"
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a good one, but I honestly prefer Revenge. I know, I'm weird, LOL
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a little more pessimistic. I thinl we might need a whole new Constitution after all this shit is over.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention, I seem to remember that he closed the census earlier than they needed it, as some areas were lagging behind due to the pandemic. Or am I misremembering?
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Could it be because of the nature of why he may have had visa issues (prior criminal record)?
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I think I've been there two or three times, mainly because my former boss loved to go there and me and my coworker went there with her after she retired to catch up. Loved their chicken sandwich.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
How dare a company known derisively as "Old people food" try and diversify their branding to draw in younger customers!
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting trade wars at the drop of a hat is dumb enough, but taking away des minimis was truly 100% dumb as fuck.
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I am never going to unsee that. Thanks, LOL!
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Mikey: "That's my mom's favorite piece!" Mouth: *Swigs soda* "You wouldn't be here if it wasn't!"
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One of your security guards chokeslammed a woman half his size against a wall.
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I always loved the look of that armor.
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Our mnemonic was stalaCtites = Ceiling and stalaGmites = Ground
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched this the year before last and then, by some weird coincidence that probably only does happen in horror movies, found the book at a local used book store.
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Oh God, he's gonna gild everything.
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Looking more and more lime vaporware to me, sadly.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds so much like a euphemism that I cant even.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I sadly would not be surprised.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say he's in Heaven right now: in a gay neighborhood and he can't leave or look away. Yeah, I'm a fan of ironic hells.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. I got the Genesis and Sonic 2 bundled with it, my mom took me to a local used game store and bought me Young Indiana Jones to celebrate. Should have picked up Phantasy Star, LOL. I kid, I kid.
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People saw him say this on live television, followed by the most "WTF?!" face ever by Kamala and still voted how they did. There has to be some deal with the Devil going on. We're not THAT stupid, are we? Please tell me we are not that stupid, I need to hear that. Please. Oh God...
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Tariff joke aside, I spent the whole summer mowing my grandma's yard for extra pocket money to buy a Genesis.
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"Expressed support for terrorism" = "Said 'free Palestine' in public once."
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
So 100% false imprisonment, right?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Heatwave Wrestlepalooza. What's next? November 2 Remember?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom used the hell out our local library, especially their private study rooms, when she was about to take her two ICD tests to get certified as a medical coder.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, in both continuities, but Legends especially, so much is packed in that very first year. Hiw on the hell did they get ANY rest?
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Yeah, if there's a Hell, he has a first class ticket to it.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that is a great word for it.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I lost 100 lbs that way.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
It was fun. Not really good, but fun, and certainly didn't deserve to be banished into the netherrealm.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
and 3: I know that they're actors/pro crew and this is their job, but the fact that they nailed running the same script nearly flawlessly (according to comparison vids, mainly only mild cinematography changes, very mild blocking) twice in one night... Holy crap.
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1: I wish HBO Max would have let me choose between which broadcast I could have watched. 2: I went after watching this and watched the two live press conferences after the tapings, and LOVED the fact that the writers intentionally wrote flubs into the script to keep the audiences guessing
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I'd go hug my grandma first.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it is, especially the dust
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, she could really shred.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
So, False Imprisonment, right?
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
The first time I played legitimate SNES software was two months ago. I had a Genesis as a kid and relied on ports and emulation, but when I started retro collecting in earnest last year, I decided that I needed to play one. Bought games and then bought a Retron 2 in July.
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Worse. He tries to, IIRC, jump off one of the Twin Towers.
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And sadly, not one of them is a new F-Zero. :(
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
It's very moving. Jaime did get a very brief mention towards the end, where either Lexie Fyfe or Taylor Wilde mentions that Daffney thought her like a daughter or something to that effect. Very sad episode.
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They were oppressed by the Romans, and despite taking over the Roman Empire, has NEVER forgot it.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit, they are terrified about their midterm chances.
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
I primarily went to that show to see Alice in Chains, but I've always had a soft place in my heart for Korn and nu-metal in general.
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I think mine was probably a Final Fantasy.
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Pearl Jam/PluralOne (that's a LOT of Josh Klinghoffer) Lucinda Williams Tool Korn/Alice In Chains Bob Seger
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Which one? Or...
truetanker.bsky.social (@truetanker.bsky.social) reply parent
They certainly wanted a photo like the famous Obama one, but failed miserably at recreating it.
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I've long given up on TNA. I've been burned too many times in the past by them that they no longer have any benefit of the doubt.