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I like bacon in all of its idiomas.
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Remember when Hillary spit into a cup?
You mean the same party that certified the election and let this happen in the first place?
What did you use to produce these charts?
I see no mention of Elvis. The correct answer though is Buck & Bubbles, of course. youtu.be/dCpKx64EivE
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BELIEVE
Don’t harsh my buzz, dude.
Salt. He didn’t salt the meat.
З Днем Незалежності! 🇺🇦 Happy Independence Day to #Ukraine! The brave people of Ukraine shows us every day how heavy the price of freedom and independence can be and I hope that better days lie ahead for them and their country. Слава Україні!
the Big Sandwich has been acquired
48 Years Ago Today: Carter to Congress: ‘What’s Your 20, Good Buddy?’
Remember when Biden dropped out after he stumbled over a few words at the debate?
"A thoughtful, thorough, and entertaining portrait of one of the funniest people ever. Myers captures the humanity of one of the greats!" -MARC MARON on John Candy: A Life In Comedy by Paul Myers
But how many scoops of ice cream did each of them get?
Nice
This is awesome: a "WKRP in Cincinnati" fan created a three-hour Johnny Fever radio block, by using clips from the TV show and dropping in the full songs on his intros and outros, plus commercials and Les Nessman news breaks.
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I have always seemed to have had a handful of pens in various degrees of working lying around, and cannot for the life of me remember how I got any of them. I definitely haven’t bought a pen in decades.
32 felony convictions. Two impeachments.
Reunited with my son
Some news from @oxide.computer: we got a raise! Our annual salary now stands at $235K. oxide.computer/blog/oxides-...
Yes indeed
With a little bit of luck he just might go 40/40
Fifty-one years ago today.
It's funny to be in love with something for more than twenty years and the love never fades. Will always love seeing true tailors at work. Unfortunately these sorts of small shops continue to disappear. IG soulsofitaly
Imagine getting a 3,200 square foot home, fully custom made for your needs, by one of the greatest architects of all time, for less than half a million dollars. Full story at NPR. www.npr.org/2025/07/23/n...
I call my bed my workbench, because that’s where I go to work.
Emily Wilson’s current project is translating The Odyssey (again). “I am doing a fully revised re-retranslation, to align my Odyssey translation more closely with my Iliad.” [bsky.app]
At one point my doctor said “what crazy illness has chat gpt terrified you into thinking you have that I can re-assure you you don’t have” and I said no I dont use that. I think maybe kidney stone or appendix or ovarian cyst. He was visibly relieved! I can’t believe this is part of Dr.’s job now
"Survival stories are rarely about women, and even less often do they recognize traditionally female tasks as the actual work of survival — not decorations of life, but the fight for life at its most essential." Wow from @blairbraverman.bsky.social Home production as SURVIVAL. Gift link.
Birkenhead Lake, British Columbia.
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We don’t do these things because they are easy, we do them because they are hard.
The last time I was here, I made this quick video all about this beautiful place youtu.be/TEMAqCxU-SA
I told my Chilean wife she couldn’t arrive one second late. I needed the car, and it was very important. She was 15 minutes late. She didn’t dispute the time, but she refused to acknowledge she arrived late. In turn I was late, and I was late
Was it my wife? I bet it was my wife
When I turn on a light, does someone put more coal into the broiler, and then take some out when I turn it off?
Before (2024) / After (2025) the pedestrianization and greening of Rue Saint-Victor in the 5th arrondissement of Paris, a case where traditional cobblestones were laid in place of asphalt.
My apologies. His name is Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Meta’s AI is racist
They’re laying the groundwork for a pardon
Why?
Like with the MLK release?
So they don’t dance no more in clubs. And under 40s making music and so called bangers. The answer is make MOVEMENT MUSIC .. for new designed skating rinks . Dope sound systems, screens and DJs and MCs across the world. By Aug 1 my 65 ill be skating back to trick form after 2-3 more get downs lets
As always, eat shit manfred
Toyota Cressida (1984)
Just a regular dude asking some questions
For a while metrosexual was cool, right? I mean David Beckham sure made quite the career out of it. What happened?
Glad you called it a genocide. When will you introduce legislation to treat Israel like 1980s apartheid South Africa? Boycott. Divest. Sanction.
I live in Chile and am married to a Chilean. When I told her about the deportations in the US her immediate response was “Oh, just like in Chile.” The US isn’t like Nazi Germany, yet, but it’s hard to see much of a difference between it now and Pinochet’s Chile.
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Her: FEMA should be dismantled. The states should figure these things out for themselves. Also her: These reports that FEMA has been dismantled are fake news.
Not a joke: there is a new Commodore 64 coming out. “The glowing, translucent Commodore 64 isn’t a software emulator — it’s the first official C64 in over 30 years, with a few new tricks.” You can preorder now & cancel before shipping for a full refund. (via @ernie.tedium.co) [commodore.net]
Great Art Explained: Jackson Pollock. “A Pollock painting isn’t a picture of chaos, it’s a depiction of a feeling. This can be hard to grasp.” This was fantastic — every episode of this YT channel is a must-watch. [kottke.org]
Thank you senator for your request to preserve documents and post to social media. Democracy is saved!
This could work as the basis of a song…
Fun fact, Road Warrior was based on the drive between LA and SF.
Awww man. Should have researched this some before I switched. Which team is the most woke so I can support that one?
Their cruelty is the point
I love baseball
I wore that googley eyepatch every day of first grade!
Tres Leches is not strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate. That’s Neapolitan.
Luckeee
walked over there today
People who sat the election out because Harris wasn’t a perfect candidate can shove their sanctimonious holier than thou attitudes up their asses
👀 New Video: Svalbard Travel Guide - What To Know Before You Go youtu.be/8qB5TmYWs6s
The DARE program had the same effect, but with drugs
The election never should have been certified
What about a person who drives their car into a crowd of antifascist protesters?
Is he his campaign manager?
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Always Be Closing
Country music: Lost job. Wife cheated. Dog died. Truck stolen. Cold cheese on cold, chain-restaurant texmex.
For more than 20 years, I’ve worked with @normlorg.bsky.social to end the prohibition against marijuana across this great country, one state at a time. Our hard work and smart advocacy are making a big difference, and we could use your help — especially now! Learn more at www.norml.org.
I’m a hardworking, taxpaying, churchgoing, grandkid-raising American citizen. And if I work all day long and want to go home, smoke a joint & just stare at the fireplace for 3 hours…that’s my civil liberty. @sarapayan.bsky.social reports on my mission to end America's prohibition on marijuana:
The Plot of the Phantom: 40 years later, Scott Andrew finished a text adventure game he started making at age 14 https://scottandrew.com/blog/2...
CNN? Dude, come on my podcast
There’s such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture, values, morality, you name it. -Rush Limbaugh
Character matters, leadership descends from character. -Rush Limbaugh
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
The question to ask is if his pudding brain tastes like chocolate or vanilla?
Can confirm.
Disagree. The correct answer is any national legue team.
Wut, no montage?