Stop opening them by smashing them on your head. That only works in the movies.
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Stop opening them by smashing them on your head. That only works in the movies.
Don't get me wrong: I'd love to see him tried, convicted, and put in prison. I just don't see any path open for it to happen. Certainly not until 2029. That's the earliest time for it. Does anyone think age and infirmity won't take him, before then? I'm just saying.
I've never been convinced of this, from a logical perspective. What would suddenly change, just because he's not in office? Congress would suddenly be willing to investigate? Vance and Johnson would be willing to incur the wrath of the MAGA faithful by arresting him? You really think it's likely?
They have the money to put him wherever is best for him. This is not a matter of "she's getting rid of him." This is a painful decision, mainly made with his well-being and comfort in mind. People need to sit down, shut up, and be thankful that, yep, they CLEARLY have no experience with this shit.
*looks up from slurping all the juice off the potato cubes in the potato salad* do what now?
I've said it before and I'll say it again: things just felt so much better, back when we had CD-ROM drives in our computers. That jet-engine-spooling-up sound that came from your PC was just so dope. We took it for granted. We didn't realize it would become less and less a feature in our lives.
The worst is when it's someone you thought was intelligent and/or respectable...but then you realize what studio they're in. RESPECTABLE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP GOING ON HIS FUCKING SHOW.
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Hmm. I misspelled "Mr. Sausage." I may require more sleep.
For real. Don't make the mistake that Mr. Sauage made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IB5...
Son of a bitch. I just realized that I've never had a haircut this successful in my whole human-ass life.
*watches in horror as screaming ghost is devoured by a sea turtle*
This is top notch stuff, right here.
How can anyone resist the mullet, tho?
Why spend good money on drugs, when you can bite onto the side of a door frame, flex your neck, and suck air as hard as you can, like a horse?
I mean, she herded him back and forth from one side of the yard to the other, every chance she got. I'm pretty sure he was dumber than a sheep, though, because he never understood that she wanted him to keep going in any direction. He would just drift around, with her cutting him off continually.
My family had a border collie mix, way back in the day. We then got a weird little shi-tzu, mixed with who even knows. The important thing is, he had curly hair, like a sheep. Well, a lamb. He was about the size of a 7-layer burrito. The border collie recognized him as a lamb and herded him.
Further note that I'll be suspicious of any disaster that could be a pretext for military occupation. I don't think we've got earthquake or hurricane machines, but fires, nuclear plant problems, diseases, etc? All potentially deliberate acts that I'll be suspicious of, if they occurred suddenly.
Note that military intervention in response to crime has basically NEVER been an actual, justified, real thing, at any time in history. The only exceptions are instances where there's already been a natural disaster, a massive fire, a fast-moving and deadly plague, etc. None of these are present.
New plan for next year: spill enough grape and tomato based substances on those items that they no longer count as white, by the end of the seaon. Then you can continue wearing them into the fall.
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Read my further reply. I am not a judge. I am not on a jury. My standard of belief is my own. If you don't like that, there is nothing you can do about it, and I'll thank you to fuck off.
Note that I am not a judge, nor am I on a jury. Therefore my own belief is not subject to the kind of proof you're talking about. If that bothers you, you can go fuck yourself. <3
His own behavior is proof enough. I do want the list released, obviously. He can't be punished until then.
That's verging more toward sexy territory. But if there's a missile in the lighthouse, it's gonna be a weird place to get seduced in. I mean, yes, missiles imply the penis...but do you really want to fool around near all that radiation?
The sad part is the fact that you're serious. He is no hero. He did the bare minimum, basically made sure he looked like he didn't care, and did a shitty job of presenting his findings. He's a disgrace, a coward, and possibly a collaborator.
THIS IS THE KEY POINT. People are trying to defend him, based on the report itself. He was responsible for doing his WHOLE JOB, which was to present it and advocate for it. What he did was the bare minimum. Not good enough, when the fucking country is on the line.
He is a useless, incompetent, complicit fraudster, AT BEST. I hear Parkinson's is really uncomfortable. For once, I'm glad.
"It was the only way to get him to move." - God, probably
Are you purposely trying to make a food that will look the same after it becomes either vomit or diarrhea? If so, then I suppose it gets a vague point for achieving the goal you were going for. So, like, 1 point out of 100, then.
Adding my voice to the chorus: DO NOT FORGET THAT THIS MAN IS ON THE FUCKING EPSTEIN LIST. I'm not forgetting those weird comments he made. Ever. He's guilty, guilty, guilty, as far as I'm concerned. Nothing can change my mind.
To be fair, the venn diagram for "rich guy" and "guy employed as a lighthouse keeper" has a pretty slim overlap. If it's a rich guy occupying a lighthouse, it's probably some insufferable youtuber, making content out of the process of converting it into an annoyingly chic residence.
Buhurt is just "smash real hard with sword or club." I'm not saying women can't do that, but it opens them up to stupid comparisons with men doing the same thing. In real HEMA, it's very obvious who is skilled and who is just trying to brute-force the situation, regardless.
Real HEMA focuses on the equalizing factors of bladed weapons, in a simulated context. Real sword techniques are about timing, distance, footwork, precision, speed, strategy, body mechanics, and situational awareness. Buhurt has nothing to do with any of this.
I want to add that it's particularly important to make this distinction, in the context of "oh, cool, women are doing this for empowerment" that the article is promoting. Real HEMA is much more rewarding, in this context, in my opinion, as opposed to this buhurt nonsense (cont)
I'd totally forgotten about him! He had to listen to such a huge load of pretentious bullshit that would always just break down to "I want a shelf" or "I want a coffee table."
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS BULLSHIT IS NOT REAL HEMA. THIS SHIT IS A CONCUSSION AND BROKEN BONE FACTORY. DO REAL HEMA INSTEAD. IT'S CHEAPER AND IT'S SKILL BASED, NOT JUST DIPSHITS WHALING ON EACH OTHER.
Well, yeah. But the eyes of future historians are on us. Just in case they run across my posts, I want them to know that at least a few of us actually understood what the deal was supposed to be, and how massively we've been betrayed.
Is it just me, or is she entering the "couples start to look alike" phase? I love that she couldn't escape that despite the fact that she obviously hates and is disgusted by him.
When I see something along these particular lines, I assume it's some dipshit with a Mr. Beast style channel, and all of this will eventually get foreclosed on, because they're actually heavily in debt that they took on without any real plan.
How did these fuckwads play Silent Hill 2 without seeing its complex themes, along those lines? I mean, they found a way. They *checks notes* thought that the sexual assault victim wasn't hot enough, in the remaster.
Well, unless the target happens to be into findom, I guess.
Funny how they don't think about morals, when it comes time to send debt collectors after people, isn't it?
As I understand it, all you have to do is die in battle for it to be considered a warrior's death, right? I DARE ANYONE TO LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND SAY MAKING A SHEET FIT ON A BED ISN'T A BATTLE, EVERY SINGLE TIME. *mic drop*
*gently whispers "¡Feliz cumpleaños a ti!" with every bite*
I think maybe he believes slaves mainly picked up trash and raked leaves? I genuinely think his parents must have dropped him onto a tile floor, before the soft spot on his head hardened up.
It is now, sadly. I remember when politics was boring. I know it was still destructive and fucked up. But goddamn, at least it was boring.
(I do realize it's just plastic surgery)
Does this psycho bitch have a Heath Ledger's Joker scar on her face? Is there a backstory? Or is it just that she smirks so fucking much that it altered her flesh?
THAT'S CALLED PLANNING, TYVM.
DUDE. It's like this post was made with me in mind. I am literally from the DFW area, I've had a mild obsession with Reunion Tower since childhood, and I was just thinking about how I really want to play a Sim City game (which I haven't in quite a while). I hadn't ever played Sim City 4, either.
If I hadn't been home when it was delivered, it would have been entirely fucked. Have these guys somehow gotten employment as package delivery staff, without ever having received a package, themselves? That seems unlikely.
I once had a dude deliver about 3/4 of a new PC build, in the following conditions: 1. It was raining. 2. He set the box DIRECTLY in the area where water was pouring from my eaves. 3. The box was jammed against my outward-opening door, so I had to almost knock it down a step, to get it.
(note that I did say "probably." the preceding decade has taught me to never rule ANY goddamn thing out, completely)
Hmm. I actually just had a REALLY weird feeling of realization. When he is gone, whenever and however, we will probably never have another president who might actually say "HAHA, FUCKSHITS" on camera.
Also, from the administration's perspective, the obvious response would be to get this motherfucker into a press conference, to say "HAHA, FUCKSHITS. I'M ALIVE. STUPID LIBTARDS." Seems like that's what you'd do, unless you COULDN'T do that.
They don't seem to realize how ludicrous it makes them look, just the fact that they will stand there and basically deny that any old tubby guy (who hasn't exercised since 1970) could POSSIBLY be about to die, suddenly. Guys who fit that description are known for living into their late 90s, right?
Pfft. Real incels scream WAY more than that.
I'm probably the last person on Earth to notice, now that I consider it. But I still noticed it myself, before seeing someone's hideously pretentious video essay on the topic. That's what really matters, in the long run.
Wait. Why does Ned's mother look EXACTLY LIKE HIS WIFE? That's literally Maude in beatnik attire. Why had I never noticed this?
But you can't deny. Sleep was NEVER such a seductive and easy thing to slip into, as it was when you were "just putting your head down for a second," in class.
That's crushing for a small child, but I have actually contemplated getting a school desk and chair, and putting on youtube videos of analytical geometry lectures, as a highly unorthodox method of combatting my chronic insomnia. On the other hand, my aging back couldn't take sleeping like that.
"YOU CALL THAT SOIL AERATED, MAGGOT?" "...no, drill sergeant." "AND LOOK HOW DEEP YOU BURIED THIS POOR DAFFODIL. DO YOU WANT THE STEM TO ROT, SON?"
Too lazy for that. I'm combing mine into a fauxhawk.
This is my fucking question. Assuming that shit is going into the treasury, without checking, without making sure he's not at least wetting his beak? That would be REALLY STUPID. Of course, we the people, we can't just pop over and take a look in the coffers. SO MAYBE CONGRESS SHOULD DO THAT.
The host had actual, legit charisma, though. Her name was Paige something-or-other? She was going to waste, doing that stupid shit.
'Member that show "Trading Spaces?" I stand by my original take: All the "design experts" ever did was rearrange shit to make more floor space, spraypaint tacky knick-knacks, and maybe add a mirror and a gross "painting" they made. But they kept speaking in jargon, the whole time. It was a con.
People can be so fucking dense. WHO do you think would be the ones making it tough to produce that movie? THE FUCKING RIGHT WING, YOU GODDAMNED IMBECILES. You know, the ones who have been the real "cancel culture," for the past...how long has it been since the very first book that was banned?
Remember, any time someone references USA Today, your response should be: "Do they still even publish that? I thought they went out of business around the time the Slanket was a big fad."
This is all similar to how I draw the line at making fun of Trump for the diaper thing. Many good people have bowel problems. And their families surely tell them "it's okay, you're not gross." But then they'll see what people say about Trump and the diapers, and they know what folks REALLY think.
Again, she's still an unforgivable piece of shit for being Eva Braun 2.0, up in here. I'm not feeling sorry for her, as a person. She made her choice, to be a fascist's wife. That reflects on her, absolutely.
Fair enough. I just want it to be in the context of "he's a lying rapist," as opposed to "OMG, SHE'S A WORTHLESS SLUT, LIKE ALL PROSTITUTES." Whenever the vibe drifts in that direction, I feel a responsibility to speak up. Selectively applying morals differently to "the enemy" is GOP behavior.
Yeah, I looked it up to make sure, and felt like such a dumbass. How fucked up is it that I reflexively thought it could be real? That's the most telling thing about the whole situation.
It is VERY different, now. We're dealing with Christo-fascists, who openly advocate for revoking women's voting rights. But, of course, even now, as long as the women dress up in the correct, weird-ass uniform, they can go along to get along. Look at Bondi, Noem, Leavitt, etc.
Times changed. Back then, the right was in its pro-yuppie, Gordon-Gekko-worshipping, power lunch era. Chicks could be in business or politics, if they were conservative. Of course, there was still an OCEAN of sexism, under the surface. But it was socially acceptable to vote in a female conservo.
I mean, what the fuck, right? Here I am, thinking this is a ham-fisted meme that nobody should share, because of how demeaning it is...but it was intended as a compliment. I legitimately feel like I've taken crazy pills.
Wait...this is REAL? I thought this was a fucking meme. Sorry. Jesus Christ, I got Onioned by the actual fucking White House.
No. Obviously not. This conversation obviously got WAY out of hand. I also may be engaging in some cross-cultural assumptions. On the USA side of the pond, anyone who opens a pop-up shop of any kind IS generally what y'all would call a "posh wanker." Maybe it's not that way on your side.
And you can prove one of these guys is behind this pop up in question? Go ahead. Offer such proof.
Insult her for her hat collection, insult her for being a vapid moron, DEFINITELY insult her for associating with fascists and rapists. But don't associate taking money for sex or being in pornography with moral failing. Don't use those things to smear someone. It's wrong. It's regressive. Stop.
I can't let this kind of rhetoric slide, without saying something: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG, IMMORAL, SHADY, OR SHAMEFUL ABOUT BEING ANY KIND OF SEX WORKER. I'm not gonna betray the principles my feminist mother raised me with, just to get some easy shots in on a fascist dictator's dipshit wife.
The twin analog stick design had been established for quite a while, before they settled on left-stick = movement, right stick = camera control. Games settled on modern-ish racing and flight game use cases, long before FPS ones.
I can't even remember what the original, weird-ass setup for the analog sticks in FPS games was, but it was INSANE. Weird shit, like having the X axis mouse-look on one stick and Y on another.
In the world we were meant to live in, these poor people would have an actual restaurant, like, in a permanent building. Instead, you guys are defending them being shuttled around in some kind of godforsaken mobile sweatshop. Oh, but I'M the asshole, for pointing this out.
The exploited migrant employees are fine with me. They're not doing anything wrong. But, as I said, the asshole who owns the "pop up" is a gentrifying piece of shit. As I said, by definition.
I hasten to add that I don't blame the poor immigrant workers that OP is talking about, in the original post. They gotta do what they gotta do. They're refugees. But the shithead that owns the "pop up" is a gentrifying asshole, by definition. Again, it just is what it is.
I almost deleted the previous post, because I felt the word "morals" might be too strong. But, thinking about it, I gotta stick to my guns. Gentrification IS immoral, and pretentious pop-up shops are a symptom of gentrification, therefore they are immoral. It is what it is.
Yeah, but there's a balance between nice things and posh, gentrified, pretentious bullshit. You probably grew up in a gentrified zone, and it screwed up your perceptions and morals. You can't see what I'm seeing, here, so don't bother thinking too much harder about it.
Not even "city folks." I'm perfectly comfortable in urban areas, I like city folks. It's POSH nonsense, is what it is.
The rational side of me wants to admit that those are at least minimally cromulent reasons. But my feelings tell me "nope, it's still all a bunch of overpriced, pretentious, city-folks-are-better-than-you-ass nonsense"
Note that early console FPS games used a WILDLY different default setup, which bears no resemblance to WASD.
Also, I disagree with your premise that the Xbox controller was designed to "replace WASD" or any other keyboard standards. Gamepads largely evolved on their own track, almost completely ignoring any keyboard + mouse conventions.
I have a couple of those gamepads that have extra buttons on the back, and I just never use the extra ones. You either have to keep readjusting your grip to press them (which defeats the "easy access" purpose) or use some kind of grip where you're sorta almost pressing them, all the time.
I don't think there is a solution that can provide more finger usage, without just reinventing the keyboard, and losing the key characteristics of a controller. At the end of the day, you need some of your fingers to be physically holding the object, against the force of gravity. That's a limit.
Guys? Are we about to have "Weekend At Donnie's" up in this bitch? IS THAT THIS WEEKEND? THE WEEKEND WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW?
And please, if you're going to come at me, defending pop ups, MAKE SURE YOU CAN IDENTIFY AT LEAST THREE ADVANTAGES THAT A "POP UP" BUSINESS HAS OVER TRADITIONAL FOOD TRUCKS, CARTS, STALLS, ETC. I can only think of one, and it's marginal.
And people say migrants refuse to integrate into the local culture. If I moved to a major city, I'd have to be there for DECADES before I managed to shed my prejudice that "pop up" restaurants/shops are egregiously pretentious bullshit. These guys held their noses and dove right into that shit.
We're never gonna be THAT lucky. Best case would be more of a Matrix thing, where we all wake up in disgusting amniotic pods, dragging air hoses and feeding tubes out of our faces, and continuing to sob/cough, as we try to peel off our cyber diapers to see what our actual body's genitals are like.
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Bonus points: when the jersey just says "Emirates," you think that's the main home uniform. When it says "Fly Emirates," you think that's their away colors. When they ask what city you think is their home city, look at them like they're a moron and say "Emirates."