Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Jeffries is about as tough as wet toilet paperā¦.
Leftie for life. Pro-Rationale & Reason. Anti-Everything Conservative. LGBTQIA+ Ally. Black Lives Absolutely Matter. Avid golfer, rabid video game & music aficionado & oatmeal enthusiast. š«” Please, no unsolicited DMās.
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Mr. Jeffries is about as tough as wet toilet paperā¦.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, heās definitely seen one up closeā¦
Laura Haynesš©āš¬ā¾ļøš¾š (@drlaurahaynes.bsky.social) reposted
Sad but trueā¦please stay safe out there
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
Iāll openly admit, Iām willing to queue for up toā¦ā¦..72 hours, for the mere opportunity to tap dance on top of that dude. š¤š
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāll take happy over just about anything.
Senator Heather Gustafson (@senatorgustafson.bsky.social) reposted
"The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops has called for universal background checks, a federal gun-trafficking statute, extreme-risk protection orders, limits on high-capacity magazines, raising the purchase age, and banning assault weapons."
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like they shouldāve consulted with Target, before they decided to follow this path. Theyāre pandering to their base, which is understandable, but their base is aging. And dying off. Young folks donāt eat at Cracker Barrel. Especially after thisā¦š¤¦āāļø
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās the war cry of the Cult of Q-Anon. This is all badā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
About $2 million a pop! Good for him!
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
I recently chose to separate myself and my mother as well. Iām sorry to hear of your treatment, but Iām happy to hear youāre moving on and living your life. š«”
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
Unspeakable joyā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
I, for one, will be dancing in the streets, when I learn of his demise.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, the US is a great barometer. You can see, plainly, what gun violence, when left unchecked, will get you. Lots and lots of dead children. Then lots of dead parishioners. Then dead shoppers and patrons. And the list will go onā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw bummer. Maybe next time youāll crack open your empty head.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
The stupid will certainly outbreed theā¦ā¦not.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
I would only be concerned about this if they start to take control of rail systems and their operational hubs. Oh, wait. Shitā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
This administration is making so many enemies. Both AT home and abroad. So much damage to mend and relationships to repair, if itās even possible..
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Veāve adjuusted zee algorithm, herr Shitbritches. Ze veesults zhould be az veāve anticeepayted. š¤¦āāļø
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
You pray because you are seen as doing āsomethingā rather than doing the appropriate thing⦠GOP: Look like we care, donāt actually care.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, greatness!
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
I never knew just how many delusional people lived in this country. People voting FOR the shotguns pointed at their faces. š¤¦āāļø The US in 2025 is on such a skewed timeline. None of this feels real.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
I just find it funny that the big, bad, tough guy, gangster rapper claims to be afraid to watch animated movies because of lgbtq+ content in them. Says the pornographer. Fuck outta here with your disingenuous shit, Calvin.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
My poor wife is Pre-Menopausal right now. Hot flashes galore. Being a women sucks. I feel for you guys.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām feeling more and more like this. Once they stepped away from the working class, their necessity for existence stopped being. We didnāt need a GOP lite.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Speak on it!
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you tried not being an entire piece of shit?
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Electric Lettuce?
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
I would so love for this to be a thing
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
The way he dominated Venturaās head and fed him rights. šš
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Heroin mustāve given him superpowersā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we KNOW Starbucks doesnāt care about its workersā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Can this be a new unit of measurement? A āscaramucciā. š
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
We can only hope, at this point, that RFK convinces Dumpy that Heroin is awesomeā¦š¤¦āāļøš
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
The hardcore badass āgangsterā rapper, pornographer, canāt watch animated movies. Go fuck yourself, Calvin. You disingenuous douche. Fuck smooth off.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just gross. Sycophants are gross. Slimy, spineless, gutless, just fuckingā¦..gross. These people are so disgusting, makes my skin crawl.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey! At least he brought down drug prices 1,500%! Those are number so amazing, you literally cannot make them up! ššš
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Taylor Swift should BUY Charlie Kirk. He can be her gimpā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yaaaaay! More stories of interactions that never happened. So much winning. Weāre so awesome, we have to lie about how awesome we are! Why donāt more people want to get in on all this āwinningā???ā¦.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
How!?!? How did people THIS dumb, ever achieve power?!? š¤¦āāļø
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
We canāt have anything nice here without morons shooting each otherā¦.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you a shell of a human, John?
Bloody Disgusting (@bloody-disgusting.com) reposted
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Tampa Bay resister šŗšøšØšæšØš“š“āā ļøā”ļøš¶š§ (@depechemodefan101.bsky.social) reposted
You can thank the stupid TRUMP CULT for the below!
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
If only there were something we could do about the gun problem in this nation.
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
We should be so lucky to have such a stalwart steward, to shepherd over usā¦š¤£š¤£
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām sure they have a 52 step, fully comprehensive plan for dealing with the eating of our beloved animals. Thatās a great thing about this administration, they are just the most well oiled machine that you ever did see⦠NOTHING slips through the cracks with this level of quality! š
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
He must be stuffing CRIME in this trash bagā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
In a Shark world, be a Salmon? šš¤
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
It was badass! Um, I think it was on Hulu. I believe the program is called āPlanet Weirdā. Had some funny mating dances of birds and whatnot! Good stuff. š
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I mean, he stopped them eating all the dogs and cats. Apparently it was an epidemic. Dogs and cats just being eaten all over the US. Trump gets into office, nary a dog or cat being eaten anywhere in the US! Heās our savior!š¤¦āāļø
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Was just watching a National Geographic thing about this last night. The corpses of the males that make it upstream, sustain life for the new fish. Just wild! š
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
2025 is the year depravity took over. Some of these people are shameless. Completely and utterly. No integrity.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
Iām calling it. This is the āBoiled Frog Coupā. Itāll happen slow and steady, and when we notice, weāre already cooked.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Uganda? Jesus.
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
THISā¦is the mindset. THISā¦is the attitude. THISā¦is the fire in the gutā¦.that we are going to ALL have to adopt. I have. Have you? We canāt have people sit this one outā¦and still prevail.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. The tiny handed, doughy, tiny shafted Mickey Dās monger, is ALL that is MANā¦š¤¦āāļø
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām done with Mr. Jeffries. Go be obstructionist someplace else.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāre damned right itās for your personal safety. Your friends and neighbors find out youāre an ICE agent, youāre going to be very unpopular.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
This is too amazing not to share!! š¤Æš¤Æ
Hookcity - š«āWar Planā DMs Please šš»šŗšøš„ š«£ (@hookcity.bsky.social) reposted
No frickin way #allythepiper #piperally #freebird
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Your enhancement of peace in life in following these steps will increase tenfold. You canāt live and operate in the real world, with people that donāt live and operate here with you.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Donāt let their hypocrisy fool you, deep down, theyāre really despicable.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember being this way when the first Fast and Furious movie came out in 2000 or whenever. My buddies and I hotboxed by buddies car right beforehand. We SMASHED the largest popcorn they had before the previews had finished. I came back with a refill to a circle of folks NOT sitting around us. ššš
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Um, we quite literally have pictures and video, not to mention Dumpy himself, speaking about being inappropriateā¦š¤¦āāļø
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they going to AUDIT the Mexican immigrants as they make their way across? Your tax info doesnāt jive so they off you, or whatās the scoop? š¤¦āāļøfucking buffoon.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit. Mountains of evidence or proof of wrongdoing, isnāt enough to convince the fools of their gullibility⦠Theyāll decry socialism even as they make their monthly insurance payments. š¤¦āāļø they vote FOR tariffs then have to google who pays them.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
I urge any fellow out there to check this show out. Itās tough to watch, but youāll have an idea of why Women are seeing parallelsā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird. Didnāt the FBI used to prosecute child traffickers and predators⦠Maybe the Surpreme Court will help us. You KNOW none of those guys has ever been accused of sexuā¦..well, shit. Multiple Felon President possible sex trafficker protected by FBI and Supreme Court. What 3rd country is this? US.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point Iām convinced, even if there were video proof of Trump ON Epstein Island, IN Russia, nothing would happen. His supporters will play as the ship goes down. 22 Women, rape, E. Jean Carroll, numerous bankruptcies, fraud, racism, sexism, misogyny, nor his first four years. They donāt care.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Exactly! Itās socialism in fucking reverse. š They privatize the profits and socialize the loss to usā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social)
Are sleepovers at 40 still a thing? I feel like they could still be a thing. Prank call each others wives. Swap medical ailments. Regret eating the pizza rolls for the next three days, but theyāll be totally worth it!š
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp, thatās apple and intel gone.
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Wild, innit. The Left are facing purity tests, while felons and rapists run the country..
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
What a worthless, misleading headline. Thanks for the summary!
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure. Relaxing standards for an upper tier agency wonāt have any repercussionsā¦
Unkle Biff (@unklebiff.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut your booger eating, spineless ass up, Teddy. Go find a man to insult your wife and family, then lick their boots, you coward.
Charles Gaba (@charlesgaba.com) reposted
Waitā¦heās gonna walk around DC tonight as a PR stunt? My false flag spider sense is tingling. He has ICE & National Guard in place, right? What happens if thereās an āattackā on him?