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Varsha Pai

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Twenty-something millennial who posts about politics, media, and just-for-fun too. šŸ‡®šŸ‡³šŸ‡¬šŸ‡¾ Now a digital media journalist šŸ‘©šŸ¾ā€šŸ’» https://heragenda.com/a/varsha-pai/

created August 18, 2023

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Faugh a Ballagh

5/9/2025, 2:29:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the point. If I sue over this and it goes to the Supreme Court, it’s a win-win for liberals. If I win, it means that you can’t discriminate against trans people for constitutional rights, it also legally proves they exist. If Trump wins, it bans guns nation wide for all mentally ill people.

5/9/2025, 5:07:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The happiest day of my adult life was when Joe Biden won his election.

5/9/2025, 5:03:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Privilege is invisible. You don’t realize how lucky you are to breathe until your nose is stuffy.

5/9/2025, 4:49:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Die you foreigners

5/9/2025, 4:44:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, he’s almost brave enough to say the truth. I know bravery is a low bar with Republicans, and he’s no McCain or even Pence, but definitely acknowledges how evil the MAGA party is.

5/9/2025, 4:42:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone

5/9/2025, 4:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can’t tell yet, the only major election we’ve had so far is for Matt Gaetz seat in a red Fl district, and the guy still won it by less than normal.

5/9/2025, 4:21:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro couldn’t even write a different post from Twitter. Maybe ask Grok

5/9/2025, 4:06:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I can finally start a fight on a plane

5/9/2025, 3:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. All laws are theoretically slavery. To the government. But if you don’t want to live in society, you can’t pick and choose which ones you like. If the right has decided not to do vaccines at the expense of the rest of us, let’s decide not to pay taxes at the expense of them or something.

5/9/2025, 3:51:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ironically, banning trans people from having guns would be a great tipping case in the Supreme Court.

5/9/2025, 1:22:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just as corrupt

5/9/2025, 1:13:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun fact: the Department of Defense was known as the Department of War until 1947. Donald Trump was born in 1947. His ideas are just old AF.

5/9/2025, 1:11:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who was filming this, surely he’ll remember this moment now that it’s out, they’re gonna get murdered

5/9/2025, 1:07:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do republicans like Twitter? Between Grok and community notes, it is not a safe space. Liberals left Twitter because of the endless bots and spam and data thieving, not because it was too conservative.

5/9/2025, 12:07:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we get a Dem majority quite a few people will be impeached

4/9/2025, 10:00:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could get that to the Supreme Court

4/9/2025, 9:37:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thomas Massie is the only male con who does honestly care

4/9/2025, 7:07:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if they have a case. Like everybody know Fox has a monopoly on right wing news, but can that hold up in court? News isn’t technically right or left.

4/9/2025, 6:59:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eustace -Stupid Dog!
4/9/2025, 6:34:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn y’all for making me like MTG even a tiny bit

4/9/2025, 6:27:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he definitely doesn’t do it himself. Unlike Biden tho, he doesn’t know how to hire competent people

4/9/2025, 6:19:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can still get it. We can all still get it. The only qualification is to be over 25 and run for the seat where you live.

4/9/2025, 5:54:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giorgio Armani has died RIP

4/9/2025, 4:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If everyone did alt text, theoretically you could. That’s a new motivation for me to do more alt text, I’m bad at it.

4/9/2025, 7:11:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That hypothetical is already so far back in the past you might as well just keep going. On the good timeline, President Gore had enough intel from being in the Clinton administration to prevent 9/11. On the good timeline, Nixon gets consequences to prove presidents aren’t above the law.

4/9/2025, 7:08:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, Nancy Mace still sucks

4/9/2025, 6:05:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does that mean? Like it assumed there would be crime in all these cities to stop?

4/9/2025, 6:04:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Larry Nassar has at least 300 victims, and he was just sexually assaulting as like a side gig.

4/9/2025, 4:28:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m very emotionally invested in Naomi Osaka winning the whole thing now

4/9/2025, 1:34:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels offensive to Cheetos

4/9/2025, 12:45:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can honestly say I don’t know who Bari Weiss is other than Elon Musk likes her, so she’s not a real journalist.

4/9/2025, 12:07:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t throw stones if you live in fat houses. Because you can’t throw if you’re that fat.

3/9/2025, 10:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest incentive to run Newsom is he’s probably the only Democrat right now brave enough to use the ā€œPresident is Godā€ ruling on these sobs

3/9/2025, 9:47:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it was up to Texas, George Bush would still be their governor for 30 years if he hadn’t won the primary.

3/9/2025, 9:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll tell you, this is one food from childhood that does NOT hold up. Like, if you decide on a whim to buy toaster strudels or something, they’ll taste fine. Anything that has meat in a can, no.

3/9/2025, 9:20:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wtf is that, never in my life have I seen ā€œchicken sauceā€ Chef Boyardee, don’t trust that

3/9/2025, 9:15:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday love ā¤ļø

3/9/2025, 9:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harvard’s fight held up

3/9/2025, 9:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crooks are attracted to Trump like flies to crap. But idk why Trump doesn’t want Zohran to win. I’ve seen MAGA saying they’re even donating to him show a Dem boogeyman ā€œcrazy liberal socialistā€, being brown is just extra. And unlike AOC, he can’t be president.

3/9/2025, 8:18:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is anyone brave enough to do the evil President Lex Luthor

3/9/2025, 8:00:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When will he learn everyone hates him?

3/9/2025, 4:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His brother stole all his money

3/9/2025, 4:01:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now you know how it feels to be a Republican, I guess

3/9/2025, 7:49:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post is hilarious but also now this thought will be in my brain whenever anyone wins any TV show

3/9/2025, 7:45:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, does no one remember we just randomly started bombing Iran in June, and just never came back to that? There are no plans here.

3/9/2025, 7:29:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We won’t have a female president until women want a female president. Maybe not every minority voted for Obama. But most did because we treated is if this was our one and only chance to have a minority president. And they should’ve started all the way with Margaret Smith or Shirley Chisholm too.

3/9/2025, 7:15:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, yall gotta go on raw data, Chris Brown is one of the biggest artists in history. He has 140 million in sales. That’s more than Aretha, KISS, Usher, JT, Ariana, Adele, Lady Gaga, Jay Z…

3/9/2025, 7:06:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True fact, he does more than Trump’s other four kids.

3/9/2025, 6:56:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk about that. Scientology kept growing bigger and bigger even after Hubbard died, its only had two leaders, its only started shrinking now in the 2010s.

3/9/2025, 6:55:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yikes. CNN sounds beyond rehabilitation. And yeah, not that I would know, the last time I saw CNN just plain news even Chris Cuomo still worked there, idk who watches it.

3/9/2025, 6:48:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey just-for-fun #artsky challenge: design a new Cracker Barrel logo šŸ˜‚

3/9/2025, 6:31:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bots can’t vote

3/9/2025, 6:25:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know Cory Booker’s fiancĆ©e is real and not just for political reasons because she looks JUST like Rosario Dawson, lol, she probably started as a rebound and he really liked her in the end. Everything works out.

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3/9/2025, 6:03:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just when she thought it was safe to walk without slobber

3/9/2025, 5:45:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone will do this. If not this one, if the Vance people try to keep MAGA alive, then the election after that they’ll denounce it all

3/9/2025, 5:42:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’ve read the real Shelley Frankenstein, it’s hard to empathize with Frankenstein or the monster. They aren’t victims.

3/9/2025, 5:38:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a resident pretend psychic, an acorn hitting you on the head is a sign of a major realization

2/9/2025, 10:32:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t wanna be crucified, but I never really liked Baahubali, and now after RRR, Kalki, Singham 3, it’s not even the prettiest movie ever.

2/9/2025, 10:23:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want that, it’s so upsetting šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 10:11:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We probably won’t have a Gen X president at this rate. JD Vance is a millennial. A lot of the popular Dems, Pete, Jasmine, AOC, are millennials.

2/9/2025, 10:10:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww, that hasn’t happened to me since Twitter

2/9/2025, 5:35:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not a religious scholar but it’s pretty commonly understood that the Middle-eastern God is one person, Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah, those are all translating to the same thing. You can also find all of genesis throughout the Koran.

2/9/2025, 8:21:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t like lists. I can tell you a few reasons why you shouldn’t block people blindly via lists

2/9/2025, 7:47:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, covers are a poisonous creation like AI art. The record company could write one tune, have 100 people record it, and make profit off all of them.

2/9/2025, 7:45:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll finally stop focusing so much on the goddamn Industrial Revolution * shakes fist *

2/9/2025, 7:31:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The second we go back to electing nothing but 40-something’s like Bush and Obama with almost no experience and no hopium keeping us sane like ā€œold people dieā€, both sides will remember why we have no age limit on the president

2/9/2025, 7:28:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Respect āœŒšŸ½

2/9/2025, 7:19:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom now? That shit has become so meaningless no wonder Dolly Parton keeps refusing it

1/9/2025, 11:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mia Dearden is the current Speedy I think

1/9/2025, 11:12:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll tell you why this is true: they weren’t the the Teen Titans until Donna’s appearance

1/9/2025, 11:07:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d be willing to have a nice funeral for Trump provided we don’t have to name anything after him

1/9/2025, 11:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fake Mark, it’s fake news

1/9/2025, 10:57:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How dare he boast of realism His theories are nothing but a schism Thoughts trapped in cynicism, nothing but a prism, stay away from our Blueskyism

1/9/2025, 10:46:49 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We made y’all. Bluesky is officially gone from counterculture to a straight up philosophy.

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1/9/2025, 10:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Trump totally bald? šŸ‘€

1/9/2025, 6:39:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy Giuliani could’ve died in that accident and no one is even curious about it because of his batshit PR, that’s how you prove you aren’t dead

1/9/2025, 6:36:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see the comparison. Michelle Obama was hated by kids for making them exercise and eat healthy. RFK Jr will be hated by kids for making them catch smallpox. It all makes sense.

1/9/2025, 6:32:34 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It warns you

1/9/2025, 6:29:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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āš ļø close enough

1/9/2025, 6:14:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, I still want them to bring back Apu

1/9/2025, 5:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you know what Dussehra is, that’s what this looks like

1/9/2025, 5:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only person who should really be wondering if the president is dead is Jon Gruden

1/9/2025, 5:00:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s because people have nothing to do in January

1/9/2025, 4:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In all seriousness, I wonder how many people are doing this

1/9/2025, 4:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk, I’ve never seen a rapist not listed with their occupation and often where they live. That’s a fundamental part of how they had access to victims. And honestly, if you completely took sex trafficking out, I’m sure he was doing financial crimes as his like main job.

1/9/2025, 8:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He keeps turning into different guys

1/9/2025, 8:00:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stealing that idea

1/9/2025, 7:55:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scary face meme reads ā€œI’m niceā€
1/9/2025, 7:38:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s final confession will be that he lied about hating Biden

1/9/2025, 7:26:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kind of assume that’s already happening to Rudy Giuliani

1/9/2025, 7:24:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll tell you as someone who’s followed Clinton my whole life, he talks about dying a lot. He’s made me very aware that at 79, he’s already the oldest person in his entire lineage ever.

1/9/2025, 7:23:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Clinton makes more jokes about Bill Clinton dying than literally every person on here

1/9/2025, 5:12:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t think of anything scarier as a woman than flagging down a car and a member of the Trump team coming out of it.

31/8/2025, 11:52:07 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s literally no reason to mention a ā€œwoman they helpedā€ wtf

31/8/2025, 11:36:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re betting suicide?

31/8/2025, 10:30:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, very high chances on ā€œdrunkā€ Like 50-50 on ā€œhookerā€ ā€œDomestic abuseā€ , still on the table, all conservatives know someone abusing women

31/8/2025, 9:58:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view