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Videopolis

@videopolis.bsky.social

Skeletor's better looking brother. https://cloud.clz.com/dmc/games

created October 3, 2023

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He’ll be wanking in his cell tonight.

2/9/2025, 6:22:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They all paved the way for our greatest generation, where each manufacturer, newcomer and established foe alike were firing on all cylinders.

2/9/2025, 1:33:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn’t pick just one and they all hit different. Like the SNES and MD, there’s a symbiotic thing going on with Saturn and the N64, with the latter coming off as the lesser machine for variety, but those glorious highs. I’m less passionate about the original PS, but you can’t dismiss it either.

2/9/2025, 1:32:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fifth Gen. First came the N64, then a Saturn and finally a PSOne. And from that point, I was totally multiplatform.

2/9/2025, 7:32:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does Trump not know that Ed Koch was the greatest ever mayor of NY and why am I even asking?

1/9/2025, 8:43:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His weapons series is really top tier. I hope he returns to it soon.

1/9/2025, 8:40:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, sounds like this is still the superior simulation yeah?

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1/9/2025, 4:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Up on my site now: a lil' feature on Absolute Entertainment's Space Shuttle Project, a neat edutainment(ish) space sim(ish) game for NES. Enjoy, y'all, and as ever, reposts appreciated. 💜

1/9/2025, 4:19:51 PM | 88 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does self-abuse count?

1/9/2025, 4:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Games Complete #16 Doom: The Dark Ages You killed my dragon, bitch.

31/8/2025, 4:40:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inspecting marble surfaces from beneath them.

30/8/2025, 9:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t want it.

30/8/2025, 6:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it was seeing the trailed for the sequel during a Nintendo Direct that put me onto the first game.

30/8/2025, 5:17:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Games Complete #15 The Darkness Man, I dunno. Given the rep this game has, I was expecting more. Neat ideas and all that, but movement is sluggish and the ‘immersive’ elements make the screen difficult to read at the best of times. Definitely has the trace roots of Butcher Bay, but not as good.

30/8/2025, 4:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s wrong with it buddy?

30/8/2025, 2:16:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure they are exactly the same if they’re Heinz. And if they’re not Heinz, why even bother?

30/8/2025, 1:38:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David Johansen in Scrooged.

30/8/2025, 12:55:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It very much does have that One More Go factor, especially when the permanent allowance upgrades and new blueprints start piling up. Also, on my first completion run, I discovered The Gallery for the first time, which kinda makes me feel like the end game is meted out, rather than randomised.

30/8/2025, 10:49:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Games Complete #14 Sort of. I mean, can anyone complete The Blue Prince? Feels like there’s layers upon layers, but I got to Room 46, so I’m putting a pin in it for now. Pretty incredible really, but way too dependent on luck for my liking.

30/8/2025, 10:30:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While it’s not really my style to wish ill of people, no matter how thick, evil, smug, ridiculously insecure or micro-penised, I see no downside to his inevitable demise.

30/8/2025, 8:19:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Things don’t really start moving until at least 25 days in, that’s all I can say.

29/8/2025, 9:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slowly coming to the conclusion that The Blue Prince is the biggest prick teaser in all of gaming.

29/8/2025, 5:34:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where they will go next is absolutely the thing I am looking forward to most.

29/8/2025, 12:25:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is it. No notes.

29/8/2025, 12:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On another note, life in London is much better outside the banana IMO.

29/8/2025, 12:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally doing The Darkness and possibly Butcher Bay.

29/8/2025, 10:59:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Playing The Darkness at the moment and Starbreeze chose a cassette icon, which is equally pleasing.

29/8/2025, 8:54:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One hand washes the other… in Gatorade presumably.

29/8/2025, 8:11:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Al Green?

29/8/2025, 8:03:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:40:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s vegans for you.

28/8/2025, 9:50:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My theory is it’s one of the fuller PSVR experiences, but I don’t care for it much either.

28/8/2025, 9:49:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I definitely respect it for what it did at the time, but for me as a lifelong Bat-fan, City is the sweet spot.

27/8/2025, 9:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d say the repetition in Knight is bad, and the Batmobile is complicit. But man, it’s The Batmobile. That alone elevates it.

27/8/2025, 9:36:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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City Knight Origins Asylum And, y’know, that’s not bad. Hipsters rate Asylum too highly. It’s prelim, a proof of concept in the face of City, Knight and Origins. It’s like ‘Be The Bat, but in a wildly decorated Village Hall.’

27/8/2025, 9:34:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know it makes sense.

27/8/2025, 6:16:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AKA Ashes to ashes, rust to dust.

27/8/2025, 5:04:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Games Complete #13 Thief II: The Metal Age I've been revisting these classics, plus mainlining @civvie11.bsky.social Petty Thief and today saw @noclipvideo.bsky.social doc on the LG and IS games. You'd think I'd be all thiefed out, but I'm moving on to DS in short order. What a game.

27/8/2025, 5:03:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By sticking with Win 10, I thought I’d neatly skirt Copilot, but nope.

27/8/2025, 11:16:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thief II: The Metal Age.

27/8/2025, 7:45:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry to hear that pal.

27/8/2025, 7:21:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I seem to recall you’re a big fan of Child of Eden. Think I’m most looking forward to I Am Alive being resurrected.

27/8/2025, 7:13:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was most amazing about that particular sitcom is that Gary could get any, let alone in two different time periods.

26/8/2025, 9:40:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’d be the Series 1 I’d go for. I know II’s can be cheaper, less so III’s with their fancy nonsense, but it’s the model and the colour I have the most attachment to.

25/8/2025, 7:06:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ebay.us/m/wtvb24 300 bucks, apparently.

25/8/2025, 5:11:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Mum was a legal secretary and had one of these bad boys in a greyish greeny colour. It was fucking awesome. Fun fact: they store character presses as binary in a small cache, so you can type faster than the characters can print, to a limited degree.

25/8/2025, 4:03:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nintendo first, then both from late Saturn onwards.

25/8/2025, 2:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s mine, many years later. Was good for 18 years, then line controllers started to pop.

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25/8/2025, 8:52:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, thing about 720P proper is that very few (if any) made 1280x720 native panels, with most opting for 1366x768, which us really WXGA, but can obviously contain 720P with some scaling to full screen plus any overscan.

25/8/2025, 8:15:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1366x768? That’s the proper HD Ready pixel res. My Bravia was allegedly one of the first proper widescreen LCD panels, with earlier displays making do with an XGA (1024x768) pixel resolution.

25/8/2025, 7:50:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahh, I’d bought into HDTV a couple of months before the 360 launched with my first Bravia. It made all the difference, but only had one HDMI port, which caused problems further down the line.

25/8/2025, 7:43:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was already on board, but the mainstream hype was all about the arrival of Gears of War. My flatmate flipped from wanting a PS3 to a 360 once he’d played my copy.

25/8/2025, 7:38:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Papa Snoop’

24/8/2025, 9:30:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best console exclusive first person shooter ever, and that’s saying something in the face of Halo.

24/8/2025, 6:34:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just an absolutely groundbreaking game. Wish I still had my original copy.

24/8/2025, 1:27:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two more for the PS2. Couple of quid each.

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24/8/2025, 1:10:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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English? I think you mean Galactic Universal.

24/8/2025, 12:57:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now do Buggy Boy.

24/8/2025, 11:31:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I'm not putting any incriminating evidence up here.

23/8/2025, 2:03:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may have a few lying around. Let me check.

23/8/2025, 8:48:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vandalism, pure and simple.

23/8/2025, 8:16:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21878 21579 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:14:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania had a turnip on her wedding night too.

22/8/2025, 9:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Other thoughts: flared arches, spoiler and front dam are after market, sunroof is not.

22/8/2025, 3:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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E30, lowered with ‘too big’ split rims. I can dig it. Beautiful colour too.

22/8/2025, 3:42:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s preferable.

22/8/2025, 2:23:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the name was stupid beyond believe.

22/8/2025, 2:23:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just as an aside, the Steam Decks ability to accommodate a variety of control schemes and the level of customisation really is peerless.

22/8/2025, 10:35:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a little bitch about everybody and I think most have stopped giving him the attention he so obviously craves.

22/8/2025, 7:07:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That I can agree on, but it’s not just American Corporations that are guilty of fucking us and the planet up.

22/8/2025, 6:47:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martin, you know this isn’t true really. Some teams excel on both sides of the pond, some don’t. Gradius III ran like dogshit on everything. Does that mean that Konami were talentless?

22/8/2025, 6:26:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most realistic perhaps, but a lot of the arcade fun had been left behind. I like GTAV, but I don’t think it’s typical of Western games and it is ancient. I also don’t agree that Western development is inherently flawed. Look to the likes of iD, IOI, Arkane, Obsidian, Nightdive etc for proof.

22/8/2025, 6:22:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, you don’t like GTAV or it runs like shit, which is it? Because one is an opinion and I’m pretty certain that GTAV is stable on anything current nowadays. There might very well be a Switch 2 port in the offing!

21/8/2025, 9:25:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure that graphics matter more than frame-rate to the marketing men, but I’m in agreement that dealing with imperfections at a hardware level is the way to go.

21/8/2025, 9:22:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PC gaming has leaned into AI based upscaling for almost a decade now and is all the better for it. It increases the longevity pf PC hardware and lowers the barriers of entry to PC gaming overall. Given that consoles are broadly low/mid-spec PC’s now, why shouldn’t they benefit also?

21/8/2025, 9:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 9:01:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit writer and a shithead.

21/8/2025, 7:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twin Peaks, sadly.

21/8/2025, 6:40:34 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still banging on with this? I rolled straight from Thief Gold into The Metal Age, so this is on the back burner, along with Bluepoint’s SOTC, the last level of Doom The Dark Ages and HL Alyx. We’ve never had it so good!

21/8/2025, 6:35:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, DLSS and FSR are changing the game for the better.

21/8/2025, 11:23:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s highly irritating because I was born here and have lived the vast majority of my life here. The populace are capable of great things and there is no more beautiful county in the summer time. It is an unfortunate that some have been entranced by fascism in a Saville Row suit.

21/8/2025, 10:38:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reform is less a political party than it is a business model for keeping worthless toffs like Farage on top and the poor distracted and fragmented.

21/8/2025, 10:33:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet, the good, less reactionary people of Kent don’t see much of an issue with migration at all.

21/8/2025, 10:21:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kent would be better if the old-uns and thick-uns weren’t so politically inclined to blame all their problems on Dem Immigants.

21/8/2025, 8:24:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest problem with Kent is that I still have to live here for the foreseeable with all the knuckle-draggers that voted these twats in.

21/8/2025, 7:26:16 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine having to play games on the go on a Switch 2. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Sending thoughts and prayers, but not my Steam Deck.

21/8/2025, 6:59:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never had, looks vaguely like a Wimpy.

20/8/2025, 9:26:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously though, what the fuck does this mean?

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20/8/2025, 8:03:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 11:50:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got to say, I’ve never really gelled with it in the same way as other 2D Mario games. Perhaps this year I’ll finish it too.

20/8/2025, 11:23:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently Ninja Gaiden 3 supports it, not that I’ve ever tried. I’m more of a Devil’s Third kinda guy.

20/8/2025, 10:40:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Bruce Fucking Wayne!’

20/8/2025, 10:25:39 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One more, because it’s Power Stone.

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20/8/2025, 9:10:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Running out of steam now.

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20/8/2025, 9:07:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just take a moment to appreciate this stunning Speccy cover art, which was equally stunning for the better C64 version. I’m kidding!

20/8/2025, 9:07:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little fish, big fish, cardboard front.

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20/8/2025, 9:05:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I can’t fight this fronting anymore, I’ve forgotten what I started fronting for.

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20/8/2025, 9:02:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view