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He’ll be wanking in his cell tonight.
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He’ll be wanking in his cell tonight.
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They all paved the way for our greatest generation, where each manufacturer, newcomer and established foe alike were firing on all cylinders.
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I couldn’t pick just one and they all hit different. Like the SNES and MD, there’s a symbiotic thing going on with Saturn and the N64, with the latter coming off as the lesser machine for variety, but those glorious highs. I’m less passionate about the original PS, but you can’t dismiss it either.
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Fifth Gen. First came the N64, then a Saturn and finally a PSOne. And from that point, I was totally multiplatform.
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How does Trump not know that Ed Koch was the greatest ever mayor of NY and why am I even asking?
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His weapons series is really top tier. I hope he returns to it soon.
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So, sounds like this is still the superior simulation yeah?
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Up on my site now: a lil' feature on Absolute Entertainment's Space Shuttle Project, a neat edutainment(ish) space sim(ish) game for NES. Enjoy, y'all, and as ever, reposts appreciated. 💜
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Does self-abuse count?
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Games Complete #16 Doom: The Dark Ages You killed my dragon, bitch.
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Inspecting marble surfaces from beneath them.
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You don’t want it.
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Yeah, it was seeing the trailed for the sequel during a Nintendo Direct that put me onto the first game.
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Games Complete #15 The Darkness Man, I dunno. Given the rep this game has, I was expecting more. Neat ideas and all that, but movement is sluggish and the ‘immersive’ elements make the screen difficult to read at the best of times. Definitely has the trace roots of Butcher Bay, but not as good.
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What’s wrong with it buddy?
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Pretty sure they are exactly the same if they’re Heinz. And if they’re not Heinz, why even bother?
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David Johansen in Scrooged.
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It very much does have that One More Go factor, especially when the permanent allowance upgrades and new blueprints start piling up. Also, on my first completion run, I discovered The Gallery for the first time, which kinda makes me feel like the end game is meted out, rather than randomised.
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Games Complete #14 Sort of. I mean, can anyone complete The Blue Prince? Feels like there’s layers upon layers, but I got to Room 46, so I’m putting a pin in it for now. Pretty incredible really, but way too dependent on luck for my liking.
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While it’s not really my style to wish ill of people, no matter how thick, evil, smug, ridiculously insecure or micro-penised, I see no downside to his inevitable demise.
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Things don’t really start moving until at least 25 days in, that’s all I can say.
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Slowly coming to the conclusion that The Blue Prince is the biggest prick teaser in all of gaming.
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Where they will go next is absolutely the thing I am looking forward to most.
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This is it. No notes.
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On another note, life in London is much better outside the banana IMO.
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Finally doing The Darkness and possibly Butcher Bay.
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Playing The Darkness at the moment and Starbreeze chose a cassette icon, which is equally pleasing.
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One hand washes the other… in Gatorade presumably.
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Al Green?
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That’s vegans for you.
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My theory is it’s one of the fuller PSVR experiences, but I don’t care for it much either.
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I definitely respect it for what it did at the time, but for me as a lifelong Bat-fan, City is the sweet spot.
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I’d say the repetition in Knight is bad, and the Batmobile is complicit. But man, it’s The Batmobile. That alone elevates it.
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City Knight Origins Asylum And, y’know, that’s not bad. Hipsters rate Asylum too highly. It’s prelim, a proof of concept in the face of City, Knight and Origins. It’s like ‘Be The Bat, but in a wildly decorated Village Hall.’
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You know it makes sense.
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AKA Ashes to ashes, rust to dust.
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Games Complete #13 Thief II: The Metal Age I've been revisting these classics, plus mainlining @civvie11.bsky.social Petty Thief and today saw @noclipvideo.bsky.social doc on the LG and IS games. You'd think I'd be all thiefed out, but I'm moving on to DS in short order. What a game.
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By sticking with Win 10, I thought I’d neatly skirt Copilot, but nope.
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Thief II: The Metal Age.
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Sorry to hear that pal.
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I seem to recall you’re a big fan of Child of Eden. Think I’m most looking forward to I Am Alive being resurrected.
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What was most amazing about that particular sitcom is that Gary could get any, let alone in two different time periods.
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It’d be the Series 1 I’d go for. I know II’s can be cheaper, less so III’s with their fancy nonsense, but it’s the model and the colour I have the most attachment to.
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ebay.us/m/wtvb24 300 bucks, apparently.
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My Mum was a legal secretary and had one of these bad boys in a greyish greeny colour. It was fucking awesome. Fun fact: they store character presses as binary in a small cache, so you can type faster than the characters can print, to a limited degree.
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Nintendo first, then both from late Saturn onwards.
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Here’s mine, many years later. Was good for 18 years, then line controllers started to pop.
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Yeah, thing about 720P proper is that very few (if any) made 1280x720 native panels, with most opting for 1366x768, which us really WXGA, but can obviously contain 720P with some scaling to full screen plus any overscan.
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1366x768? That’s the proper HD Ready pixel res. My Bravia was allegedly one of the first proper widescreen LCD panels, with earlier displays making do with an XGA (1024x768) pixel resolution.
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Ahh, I’d bought into HDTV a couple of months before the 360 launched with my first Bravia. It made all the difference, but only had one HDMI port, which caused problems further down the line.
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I was already on board, but the mainstream hype was all about the arrival of Gears of War. My flatmate flipped from wanting a PS3 to a 360 once he’d played my copy.
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‘Papa Snoop’
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The best console exclusive first person shooter ever, and that’s saying something in the face of Halo.
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Just an absolutely groundbreaking game. Wish I still had my original copy.
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English? I think you mean Galactic Universal.
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Now do Buggy Boy.
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Well, I'm not putting any incriminating evidence up here.
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I may have a few lying around. Let me check.
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Vandalism, pure and simple.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Melania had a turnip on her wedding night too.
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Other thoughts: flared arches, spoiler and front dam are after market, sunroof is not.
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E30, lowered with ‘too big’ split rims. I can dig it. Beautiful colour too.
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It’s preferable.
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Even the name was stupid beyond believe.
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Just as an aside, the Steam Decks ability to accommodate a variety of control schemes and the level of customisation really is peerless.
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He’s a little bitch about everybody and I think most have stopped giving him the attention he so obviously craves.
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That I can agree on, but it’s not just American Corporations that are guilty of fucking us and the planet up.
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Martin, you know this isn’t true really. Some teams excel on both sides of the pond, some don’t. Gradius III ran like dogshit on everything. Does that mean that Konami were talentless?
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The most realistic perhaps, but a lot of the arcade fun had been left behind. I like GTAV, but I don’t think it’s typical of Western games and it is ancient. I also don’t agree that Western development is inherently flawed. Look to the likes of iD, IOI, Arkane, Obsidian, Nightdive etc for proof.
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Wait, you don’t like GTAV or it runs like shit, which is it? Because one is an opinion and I’m pretty certain that GTAV is stable on anything current nowadays. There might very well be a Switch 2 port in the offing!
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Pretty sure that graphics matter more than frame-rate to the marketing men, but I’m in agreement that dealing with imperfections at a hardware level is the way to go.
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PC gaming has leaned into AI based upscaling for almost a decade now and is all the better for it. It increases the longevity pf PC hardware and lowers the barriers of entry to PC gaming overall. Given that consoles are broadly low/mid-spec PC’s now, why shouldn’t they benefit also?
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Shit writer and a shithead.
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Twin Peaks, sadly.
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Still banging on with this? I rolled straight from Thief Gold into The Metal Age, so this is on the back burner, along with Bluepoint’s SOTC, the last level of Doom The Dark Ages and HL Alyx. We’ve never had it so good!
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Yeah, DLSS and FSR are changing the game for the better.
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It’s highly irritating because I was born here and have lived the vast majority of my life here. The populace are capable of great things and there is no more beautiful county in the summer time. It is an unfortunate that some have been entranced by fascism in a Saville Row suit.
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Reform is less a political party than it is a business model for keeping worthless toffs like Farage on top and the poor distracted and fragmented.
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And yet, the good, less reactionary people of Kent don’t see much of an issue with migration at all.
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Kent would be better if the old-uns and thick-uns weren’t so politically inclined to blame all their problems on Dem Immigants.
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The biggest problem with Kent is that I still have to live here for the foreseeable with all the knuckle-draggers that voted these twats in.
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Imagine having to play games on the go on a Switch 2. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Sending thoughts and prayers, but not my Steam Deck.
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Never had, looks vaguely like a Wimpy.
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Got to say, I’ve never really gelled with it in the same way as other 2D Mario games. Perhaps this year I’ll finish it too.
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Apparently Ninja Gaiden 3 supports it, not that I’ve ever tried. I’m more of a Devil’s Third kinda guy.
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‘Bruce Fucking Wayne!’
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Just take a moment to appreciate this stunning Speccy cover art, which was equally stunning for the better C64 version. I’m kidding!
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And I can’t fight this fronting anymore, I’ve forgotten what I started fronting for.