And now everyone in his cabinet is taking turns changing him.
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And now everyone in his cabinet is taking turns changing him.
"Moreover, judges should not be the final decision makers..." JUDGES ARE TOO JUDGY
And yet...Stephen Himmiller just said RFK Jr is "one of the world's foremost voices, advocates and EXPERTS on public health"
And yet...Stephen Himmiller just said RFK Jr is "one of the world's foremost voices, advocates and EXPERTS on public health"
Its the Chief Economic Advisor in India, apparently. I think it'll take a few months before our bonkers system starts projecting these kinds of fake numbers, but rest assured, it will.
If there's one thing that'll make a difference, it's definitely a hearing.
I guarantee the guy in the chair will be sacked out in his recliner mouth-breathing during a late-night Wegovy commercial on Fox when the home invader quietly walks in and steals this guy's trump gold coin collection, his body armor that doesn't fit him, and the keys to his F-350.
TBF if I had to sit in a living room with a fake toy hobby horse, WELCOME FRIENDS spelled out in blocks, two nutcrackers, two clocks that each read different times, and other items found on sale at Hobby Lobby, I'd probably do the same.
A whole bunch of people are going to get a lesson in the 'healing power' of prayer.
"...that grandeur...that austerity..." Ah, the austerity of gold plated toilets...
MAGA: Men should be strong, bold, and fight! MAGA: YOU WILL CALL HIM SIR. ALL GOOD IDEAS WERE HIS IDEAS. YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE HIM. YOU ARE BUT A WEAK SERVANT WHO CAN AND WILL BE REPLACED.
Politician says: "we should run government like a business" Politician means: "we should run government like an oligarchy"
Try Taylor Swift doing a World-wide pilot show "Trade Center" performing her song September from her 11th album.
Somewhere right now there is a Peter Thiel acolyte getting $50 million Series A to build a fleet of drones with shields that block your solar panels unless you buy a subscription for photons from him.
Fun! And Workers are involved, too? It has been tried in other countries, I'm led to believe?
JOURNALISTS: Please investigate whether these shares "go to the Trump library" after his term is over.
NOW WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE LET 47RUMP KNOW HOW CONFLICTED ELON MUSK IS.
Good article, but goddam just say the word SOCIALISM already. Or STATE CAPITALISM. Whatever. But 'reverse privatization' is weak sauce.
"Donald, I see happy you are to see me. Please. First to tell that you have washed hand before I shake, yes?"
"Donald, you have excellent car. Big enough for coup of us."
"America have stealth fighter, even bomber of stealth. They have satellite of many high tech sensor. But America have not undergarment for adult that give good smell and cover bad one?"
"Rumors about smell, they are true."
"Donald, you see how red carpet they make letter T? It is letter for many great things. Like Tarmac. Like Trump. Like Tariff. Like Thug. Like Tsar. Like puTin. Like EpsTein."
Traitorous
Donald thank you for ride. To thank, I leave gift here attach to armrest. Please do favor, okay? Please recharge ever two or three day. Also, speak clearly.
Is dees like weehicle you get in when you attempt coup?
The real Leningrad was the Kompromat Vladimir obtained along the way.
The real Leningrad was the Kompromat Vladimir obtained along the way.
He was just there to verify unemployment numbers.
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Harvard is giving away the crown joules.
Fortunately, a close study of classical literature and thought reveals no downsides to the unprincipled pursuit of wealth and thoughtless adoption of technology.
They asked ChatGPT.
"Your honor, in my excitement I overthrew it. It was a foot long."
There are two personalities in his head: one who is treated very badly by everyone, and the other who always heaps praise upon the first to take away its pain. Everything he says comes from one of these two personalities. First: "I was never able to get one" Second: "Next year we'll honor Trump"
That's a clever idea with creationists, and think I can see how that would work. It probably wouldn't be too difficult given that their motives are often thinly veiled ("Evolution leads to evil!"). And it will probably be a lot more effective than my typical snort-laughing and giggling.
Q: Can you stop the bombing T: No Q: Can you stop the war T: Yes The world's first peacetime bombing campaign! Such innovation!
Not sure how many scientists here have tried Claude Code or similar command line coding assistants. I had a complicated family property tax problem that was best solved by a brute force Monte Carlo simulation approach, so I spent a few days coding up and analyzing a model with Claude Code.
In a project I tried it on, it wrote a function that literally created fake data when it couldn't load a particular library needed to process a complicated dataset.
MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN* *At a time. Some exceptions are allowed. Affairs permitted if you later marry them. That later marriage may be deferred for any number of intermediate but qualifying marriages. Remarriage to any earlier spouse is allowed, as is any qualifying new spouse.
In history there's a funny pattern: the bourgeoisie are all "incent us!" until they realize that the masses have become quite incensed. But then it's too late. The bourgeoisie...never innovating...always bitching.
I'm interested to know whether you think the tech-bro / sell-off the empire faction or the all-of-christ-for-all-of-life faction is more likely to win this. Right now they are using each other. How long does that last?
They've monetized the power nap.
They've monetized the power nap.
To which your brother-in-law should have asked: SO WHY IS HE ONLY SETTING THE TARIFF AT 30% WHY NOT 100% OR EVEN MORE
JD: Who knows what they did. Me: Who knows what they did? JD: Exactly. Me: No. Who knows what they did? JD: We'll never know. Me: Nobody knows what they did. JD: You got it. Me: No. I meant: ...nvm...
Fired: Employees who know how to build things Not Fired: Anyone in the C-Suite
And their inspiring motto. "Neither asthma nor seizure nor stroke nor heart attack stays these jackboots from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
"I'm hearing that you don't feel your product is all that special."
But the rest of us don't.
Who could've predicted that the Real Estate Con Man would be conned by someone who has "some land I'd like to sell ya".
A business plan only an AI could love.
"Residents report that there are now thousands of drones flying aimlessly over the city, each carrying cups with labels like 'Meeshell,' ''Deeznuts,' 'BigBallz', 'Nonuyer Bizness,' and 'Jim'."
Yo JD my boy great question! Easy solution! Redistrict CA so that each district has exactly 40% Republicans. Problem solved!
Hey everybody good news! The People's Liberation Popular Underground Front Party zoom meeting is back on again at noon!
With AI: "Hey Gemini......tell my wife I'm running late in jokey tone......Hello spouse, I'm running late but at least I'm running......NO MAKE IT FUNNY......Hey spouse, I'll be late. So a priest, rabbi, and atheist walk...NO..." Without AI: "Sorry love, be home soon!"
When your parents were like "Brian & Kaitlyn are our favorite names"
"My Optimus legions do not get hungry, ill, nor do they need wealth. Problem solved."
As Greece defeated Persia, As Caesar subdued Gaul, As William conquered England, And as Wellington crushed Napoleon, So did Lara put Charlemagne.
Why is it never the assholes who get replaced by AI. They just get more jobs.
Gaming rigs are gonna be dirt cheap in a year or two.
"The prices are decreased in ways no one thought possible"
"Oh, that's terrible! Tell us more about this evil tampering they did to incriminate you!"
Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear
Every time Ted logs on, Candy Cancun gets a $1.50 tip from each of his browser tabs.
Maybe it looked in your database
A zoom call with a stranger and he's driving your car
The thing about MAGA is they're always thinking like five moves behind.
Every. Single. Non. MAGA. American. is Jerome Powell.
Dadgummit, someone get me the article in the constitution that lists valid american names.
"Honda CEO warns the world may be on the precipice of an attack from giant killer robots made by Honda."
"Honda CEO warns the world may be on the precipice of an attack from giant killer robots made by Honda."
"Honda CEO warns the world may be on the precipice of an attack from giant killer robots made by Honda."
Has anyone asked Sam, YOU KNOW THE THING YOU ARE WARNING ABOUT? YOU ACTUALLY OWN IT, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Unitary executive: The President controls everything Also unitary executive: Don't ask the President, ask the FBI!
Trump today, probably: "WELL THAT ONE IS REAL, DEFINITELY REAL. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! TOTALLY REAL!"
"The dollar declining softens the tariffs" --Lutnick Good golly, Howard! The dollar declining *adds* to the tariffs. It makes imported goods more expensive.
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Interesting that his definition of being interested in home decor is to get someone to paint a picture of *himself*.
Has anyone asked Musk how it feels to have spent $290 million on the guy though? Also, please spread this around: don't call him Elon. Call him Musk. Using his first name makes it sound like he's our buddy.
What advanced special forces training do WH reporters undergo to be able to suppress snort-laughs?
What advanced special forces training do WH reporters undergo to be able to suppress snort-laughs?
The dumbest bond movie ever
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Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far. Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo: Weight: 260-285 lbs Waist: 44-48"
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far. Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo: Weight: 260-285 lbs Waist: 44-48"
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On random files he drew semi-nude sharpie doodles of Ivanka
You may enjoy this discussion with Claude in which I attempt to convince it that there is a connection between your writing on symmetric encryption and quantum field theory. I then confess my ruse and discuss why I did it. To its credit, Claude recognizes the problem. claude.ai/share/27da66...
AI will destroy us. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Thanks for this. This should not be embarrassing. Rather, it's natural. What would have been embarrassing is never to have learned these lessons that are only acquired through humility, hard work, and self-reflection.
The record? They absolutely destroyed Joey Chestnut's hotdog count.
The only justice these clownfucks may ever get: each morning they gaze at the mirror confronted with the reality that they still exist & they still loathe themselves for the devilish bargain they made not with the devil, but with a huddled mass they require, yet despise for their gullible stupidity.
Another hypothesis: Trump is an Optimus skeleton covered with a skin-like material that often needs repair, all connected to xAIs Grok.
Agree. Save The Billionaires.
If this were 500 tons of French Fries they would've been delivered to the White House long ago.
Despite the irony, I applaud your analysis. When the only button is a "Like," the human ego is defenseless against the machine.
"Even granting the inherent difficulty of interpreting the scant documentary evidence that exists, historians of the early 21st century are fascinated by the degree to which the American society rewarded complete dumb-fuckery. As yet no critical historical analysis exists which can explain it."