Profile banner
Profile picture

Westslope Slim

@westslopeslim.bsky.social

On a journey to leave the planet better than I found it. Joined Bluesky 5/23/2024.

created May 24, 2024

54 followers 26 following 864 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Will it be awarded posthumously by both awarder and awardee?

1/9/2025, 10:17:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war, with the cross of MAGA going on before. Trump the royal master, leads against the foe; forward into battle, see his red caps go.

1/9/2025, 4:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

But what if the unvaccinated kid is dead. How does the comparison work then?

1/9/2025, 2:43:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA will be really upset when he doesn't rise again in 3 days.

31/8/2025, 11:53:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Melania will be selling locks of his hair in a new grift.

31/8/2025, 11:50:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

image
27/8/2025, 9:18:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Lordy those teeth. More ivory than a walrus.

27/8/2025, 3:21:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

No one will ever accuse you of not being offensive, Donald.

27/8/2025, 3:09:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

What's disturbing is nearly 80% of Republicans think things are going great.

27/8/2025, 3:07:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Miller is a cartoon. A very bad and destructive cartoon.

26/8/2025, 8:38:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Lettuce hope that sandwich guy is no longer in a pickle.

26/8/2025, 2:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

I can see starving North Koreans playing golf at a Trump resort. Sure thing.

26/8/2025, 12:24:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

I will contribute a month's salary to deport Trump to a prison in El Salvador. I'll up it to two months if he takes Stephen Miller with him.

25/8/2025, 9:24:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom is doing well, but he'll have to paint his face orange and peroxide his hair to reach truly Trumpian levels.

25/8/2025, 9:09:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

After baseball, this man has a future in MAGA government.

25/8/2025, 9:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the majority of Americans, I was never wrong about Trump. How is it that we have come to be a nation ruled by the minority?

24/8/2025, 11:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

The sandwich shops are going to make a killing.

22/8/2025, 11:52:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Alligators 1, Alcatraz 0

22/8/2025, 2:20:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yes, I'm sure Trump takes phone calls from citizens every day.

21/8/2025, 11:29:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm. They ask God to bless them, but I don't see anywhere in the bible where God says we are to grow in power and worth. In fact, the bible says "blessed are the meek" and "there is none worthy, no not one."

21/8/2025, 11:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

They have a tough physical standard, and I'll bet he passed with flying colors. wink wink.

21/8/2025, 11:09:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Why doesn't local law enforcement arrest and interrogate some of these characters to find out exactly who they are?

21/8/2025, 11:08:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1es9...

21/8/2025, 12:15:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

He stopped that war when the British were attacking our airports.

20/8/2025, 3:15:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Think of the positives. At least you can tell where he is at all times, so he can't sneak up to assault you. Just beware when he starts up the chainsaw and heads your way.

20/8/2025, 3:13:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: I want to go to heaven. God: Depart from me you worker of iniquity, for I never knew you.

20/8/2025, 3:07:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will get into heaven when hell freezes over.

20/8/2025, 2:56:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

The six million dollar hat rack bought by tax payers. Many people are saying it's the best hat rack the world has ever known.

19/8/2025, 2:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Also some kids had very deformed hands due to the medicines they gave pregnant mothers in those days. Medicine has come a long ways, but RFK Jr. is trying to take us back.

19/8/2025, 2:04:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was in elementary school, one of my teachers had experienced polio. She walked with crutches. That was a little scary to the kids because most of them had never seen a handicapped person before. Another teacher had a badly scarred face from going through a windshield prior to seat belts.

19/8/2025, 2:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Anywhere but Epstein Island.

17/8/2025, 10:02:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Will they get a red carpet and a ride in The Beast?

17/8/2025, 9:53:49 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

It's part of the ongoing parade/coup.

17/8/2025, 9:50:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, but we should give him a Piece prize for piecing out America to his fellow dictators.

15/8/2025, 1:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, woman, camera, TV. I'm a stable genius.

13/8/2025, 6:07:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

You can bet those NG soldier don't want to be there. They want to be back home with their families, living their lives.

12/8/2025, 3:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

If you gave homeless people a cut of the money Trump has stolen over his lifetime, there would be a lot less homeless people.

12/8/2025, 12:13:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Good analysis. This is a distraction from Epstein. What is the NG even going to do in DC? Drive around in their jeeps and look intimidating for 30 days is about it. I was in the NG. They don't want to be there any more than we want them there.

11/8/2025, 11:48:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

It's much more likely that he starts another war through a combination of arrogance and ineptitude.

10/8/2025, 9:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance is sad he missed out on the trips to Epstein Island because he's such a nobody

10/8/2025, 2:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin taking his servant boy to the wood shed.

9/8/2025, 2:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

And she was a lousy governor.

9/8/2025, 2:03:06 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social)

More Jesse Wells genius. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGH...

7/8/2025, 5:46:45 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

"In bid to change topic from Epstein, President Trump takes to nude skydiving." I'm waiting for that headline next.

7/8/2025, 3:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this in the nicest sort of way, but have you had your OCD checked lately?

7/8/2025, 3:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

It is noble and just to hate the right things for the right reasons. I know you're an atheist, but even God hates some things. See Proverbs 6: 16-19. I hate Trump too, because hating evil is OK.

6/8/2025, 2:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

The take away is that Trump's brain actually would fit in a bumblebee.

6/8/2025, 2:12:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Walkers will be provided as standard issue equipment.

6/8/2025, 2:06:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

We deserve a shoot off between Nancy Mace and Kristi Noem. Let the nation decide who's the better dog killer.

5/8/2025, 9:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Go for it Donald. If you're truly a god, you can do it. "the devil led Jesus...and put him on a high place at the edge of the Temple. He said..., “If you are the Son of God, jump off, because the Scriptures say, ‘God will command his angels to help you, and their hands will catch you...." Matt 4:5-6

5/8/2025, 9:13:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

My pick is whoever has the best chance of winning. The next election can't be about ideology. It has to be about defeating the GOP.

5/8/2025, 2:36:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Would that be in 2 weeks? Of course it would.

2/8/2025, 10:07:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

He's going to hire Ronny Jackson as the replacement. It will be the healthiest economy the world has ever known.

2/8/2025, 3:54:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're looking to get angry replies you're taking the right approach. Congratulations.

2/8/2025, 3:48:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Next comes a transfer to Mar-a-Lago with an ankle bracelet where she will serve as social director.

1/8/2025, 6:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Being in Texas is punishment in and of itself.

1/8/2025, 6:08:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs a lot of space to store his Big Macs, ketchup, and classified documents.

1/8/2025, 2:19:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

How will Trump turn this into cash in his own pocket? There has to be an angle. And does he realize he will be dead of old age before construction is finished?

1/8/2025, 2:16:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Something can only be stolen from you if you own it, right? If you're not the owner, it can't be stolen from YOU. That shows he thought of Virginia as his property, i.e. his slave. A sex slave.

1/8/2025, 2:07:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't Trump say he was going to pay for it himself? I'll believe that when I see it.

31/7/2025, 10:02:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a third option. Drink the poison like a good cult member and die.

31/7/2025, 2:49:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

16% approve, 58% disapprove, the remaining 26% are too busy thinking about young girls to care.

31/7/2025, 1:03:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer real intelligence, not the artificial kind.

31/7/2025, 12:59:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Riding horses is her second choice. There were no dogs to shoot.

30/7/2025, 3:04:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Golf courses. Imprison anyone who puts up a golf course. Confiscate their land. Deport them.

28/7/2025, 2:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

The only way for Trump to be absolutely sure Maxwell never tells the truth about him is to eliminate her. She is much easier to eliminate when she is out of prison with a pardon than when she is in prison. He is playing her, and her life is in serious danger.

26/7/2025, 4:07:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

There are two ways to keep Maxwell silent. One is a pardon, but that's not a guarantee. She could still talk after a pardon. The other is to terminate her. That would be easier after she is out of prison on a pardon. Trump is playing her for a sucker. Her best bet is to spill all the beans now.

25/7/2025, 9:23:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

The Republican mascot has found a home where he truly belongs.

25/7/2025, 8:05:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's America: Home of the Fee and land of the Grave.

24/7/2025, 8:08:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

So they want to rename the Opera House to the Whore House?

24/7/2025, 2:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your courage. The world would be a better place if women were running it.

22/7/2025, 12:47:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Go with pink. It's proven to reduce stress.

21/7/2025, 4:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all muscle. He's a beast. 🦵

21/7/2025, 4:03:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_rU...

21/7/2025, 2:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP - sometimes they think with their guts, sometimes they think with their penises, but they never think with their brains or their hearts.

21/7/2025, 2:05:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Distract the base. Distract the base. Distract the base. MAGA loves this kind of stuff because it's as stupid as they are. They really think he's one of them.

21/7/2025, 1:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Or we could name them after your favorite president. We could name them the Washington Orangeskins.

20/7/2025, 2:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you ruin someone's reputation who has a sh*t reputation?

19/7/2025, 12:36:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

He needed the bikes because he was going to Carolina.

19/7/2025, 12:33:36 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure if you consider politicians celebrities, but I once had a US Senator in my office with his pants off.

19/7/2025, 12:29:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey old Congress dude, it's the 21st century now. Why not focus on the millions of people being killed around the world by the present administration rather than something that happened 56 years ago.

19/7/2025, 12:18:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

That's really good news that Donald Trump and his minions have been canceled.

18/7/2025, 8:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

He likes to write in 3rd person. The Epstein birthday card was also in 3rd person.

18/7/2025, 3:34:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll be sending my thoughts and prayers to Donald Trump via a greeting card.

18/7/2025, 2:00:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Tip of the iceberg.

18/7/2025, 12:20:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would Trump's doctor send his medical report to Trump's press secretary rather than to Trump himself?

18/7/2025, 12:05:19 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Do an analysis by age group. That would be interesting.

17/7/2025, 11:02:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh goodie, a Dearest Jeffie card. Thank you for an amazing night. A night the likes of which the world has never known.

17/7/2025, 10:58:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Why don't we ask Trump if he pardoned Colton for child porn. The timing couldn't be better.

17/7/2025, 6:04:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, this exactly. Whatever they release, we won't be able to believe it, because it will be coming from proven liars.

17/7/2025, 5:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Pence deserves some credit, but there's a LOT more he could be doing and saying.

17/7/2025, 5:44:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Follow the money right to the little mushrooms.

17/7/2025, 5:40:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow there are a lot of people working there. How much did DOGE cut that staff? Zero I presume.

17/7/2025, 5:37:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

It turns out the pass for shooting someone on 5th Avenue is not transferable to raping little girls.

17/7/2025, 1:43:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Your expectations of Vance are too high.

17/7/2025, 1:40:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe it isn't just that Trump is in the Epstein files. Maybe he was co-ring leader with Epstein.

17/7/2025, 1:36:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Why doesn't he just release fake files without his name in them? It's not like he's averse to lying.

16/7/2025, 3:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Who do you think ties those shoes for him? He's incapable of doing it himself.

16/7/2025, 2:53:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever she thinks is credible translation: Whatever doesn't have my name on it.

16/7/2025, 4:48:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Westslope Slim (@westslopeslim.bsky.social) reply parent

What, you don't like Oreos?

14/7/2025, 11:17:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view