🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Congress has to sign off on a war. He can’t just go in guns blazing. It won’t stop what’s coming for him anyway.
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Congress has to sign off on a war. He can’t just go in guns blazing. It won’t stop what’s coming for him anyway.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
It still won’t stop us from uncovering the truth. It will destroy the whole cult even if he’s not around.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
We can’t take out the couchfucker til we get rid of the pedophile.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, how many times did the repugs tell us Biden was dead?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m surprised these trinkets aren’t sold in the WH gift shop
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t consider, just do.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess the stroke turned him into a genius.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
An altercation took place while Rudy was in a car with a female. He calls his associate to come pick him up from the side of the road and she calls the cops. As the associate’s car tries to escape the scene, they get rear ended. The “domestic violence” was just an excuse for him being there.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we not get a decent photographer on him who can take a clear picture? Sheesh!
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Autism has always been around. The kids high on the spectrum were the genius kids in school who couldn’t get a date, there were a few in every school. The midrange kids were the ones picked on by bullies and quietly did their own thing. There were lots of them. The most severe kids were kept home.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s already happening… military honors for insurrectionist Ashli Babbitt and now reimbursement for others convicted and fined.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Animals always know first.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I notice the trademark ducktail is gone
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
A) trump didn’t write this. B) show us the Epstein files
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. They’re not going to cover any Labor Day protests or the news conference on Nov3 by Epstein’s victims either. Just watch.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG this woman is THICK! one million a day could hire and outfit a whole lot of local police.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you want to bet he’s off getting a facelift. He’s been extra saggy lately and Mr Narcissist would rather get sympathy for illness than chided for a facelift.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Will this be televised? ( please say yes)
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
What do you want to bet he’s off getting a facelift? He’s been extra saggy lately.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
How does a guy who's supposedly bankrupt afford a bodyguard and PR team? The whole story stinks worse than trumps diaper.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Has congress been notified that our military has been deployed to attack another country? Not that it makes any difference these days.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
NO EXCEPTIONS! 😂 And then he makes exceptions.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
NO EXCEPTIONS! 😂 And then he makes exceptions.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
A Honda driven by a woman identified as 19-year-old Lauren Kemp hit the back of a Ford that Giuliani was riding in, which was being driven by his associate Ted Goodman, according to state police. All three were taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
According to New Hampshire State Police, troopers were responding to a report of domestic violence on the southbound side of Interstate 93 when they saw the crash involving Giuliani on the northbound side of the highway.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait… the police account differs greatly from his statement. He was in a car northbound while the police were responding to a southbound vehicle when Rudy’s car got rear ended.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, sounds like his PR team was drunk too.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Those cops never got justice. Of course J6 is the answer to everything. We wouldn’t be here if trump had gotten what he deserved.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn’t Ivanka hawking beans during the felon45 administration?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
On the upside, they picked up a lot of trash…
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
There should be a national drawing to see which one of us lucky taxpayers gets to be the one to pull the plug.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. I want to replay it over and over and over…
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s also put a limit (a very low limit) on the number of guns one can own? Where I live I can only own 3 dogs unless I have a special license. Make it make sense.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
Stop with all this trump is dead bs. He a fungus. His fruiting body pops out periodically then disappears but the mycelium grows underground spreading his slime and infecting everything. Eventually his poisonous little mushroom will pop back up to torment us. It’s the thing that never dies.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, they might enjoy it. “ALL HAIL THE A2”.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Since when has the right needed evidence? Some asshole recommended ivermectin to cure Covid and they were all onboard.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
If nothing else, these mocking tweets by newsome highlight the insanity of the occupant of the WH.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a fungus. The fruiting body may have disappeared for awhile but the real fungus is rapidly spreading underground. The little mushroom will surface again in due time.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. I don’t want him to die without a lot of suffering beforehand.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll never die. He’s a fungus.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Take graphic images of the carnage and force congress to look at them.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Ban Dark Money. Billionaires should not be allowed to buy elections.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Please… the guy is a fungus and will outlive all of us.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Are PARENTS not responsible for their kids social media use? Are PARENTS not responsible for anything their kids get up to?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
What next? Bulletproof vests for every kid?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to start showing photos of the carnage. “Gun violence” is only a sound bite easily dismissed. Burn some images into peoples’ brains and it might convince them that maybe guns are the problem.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the guns, stupid.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Next he'll be telling their futures by the bumps on their heads.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Excuse me, I believe there were elections during the Vietnam War. He's just inventing new rules and hoping his idiot base backs him up.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Like St Louis, Dallas,Kansas City, Miami… those cities?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait til they figure out how much damage a good old fashioned oil slick can do...or a boat.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
OMFG.🤦♀️
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
There have always been autistic kids, there was just no label for it in the 70s. They were just the kids who didn’t fit in.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t want him to be happy when he dies.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
He polled everyone in his office. 60-70% doesn’t sound that good.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
How can you not love dogs?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know why but this made me cry.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Has he seen what oil slicks do to wildlife?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a couple of people shown in the above video who also beat the hell out of their wives. Apparently votes have nothing to do with it.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I fully expect him to tear down the Vietnam memorial wall and declare the war was a hoax just to escape the draft dodger label.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the quick side-eye.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Four dead in Ohio.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Not at all. He lies about everything and he lied about his big win.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
The makeup is so heavy it looks like a funeral home technician did a complete restoration on a corpse.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump said he had all the votes he needed days before the election. The polls were showing the opposite. Why do you think he'd allow a competing obnoxious narcissist like elmo share the spotlight with him? Why all the praise for him? He practically told us Elon rigged it.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
The numbers say otherwise. More total votes cast than any election.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw long LONG lines at the polls and thousands turn out for Harris rallies. The rally in my city for Walz you couldn’t get in there were so many people.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Crackers, apparently. 🤷♀️
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
We did vote! We came out in droves but it seems Elon had his fingers in the pie. I will never concede that the numbers were not tampered with. I will not concede that Americans are that stupid.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
The exact number of people who will show up to vote for her.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Put this woman and every other victim on the news programs every night until trump and his buddies can’t take it any more. All I’ve seen so far is Maxwell lying thru her teeth.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it wasn’t as easy as he said it would be. RUSSIA! SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES!
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know why anyone would want that on their arm for all eternity.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the movie theater last week. A bottle if water, a Diet Coke and a medium popcorn cost me $24.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s a secret… when a private contractor gets a government contract they jack up the price by 200-300% just to cover the hassle factor.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don’t want your kids to learn our real history, take them to Disneyland or LaLaLand or NeverNever Land. You can’t erase history just because you’re ashamed or uncomfortable.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I forgot the 🙄.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Where’s the military?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Alfalfa?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats! That’s high praise from Nixon’s detritus.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
Does anyone remember what a decent steak tastes like?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Maxwell would NEVER lie. She’s the epitome of ethical behavior. A veritable SAINT.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes Sir! I'll get right on that SIR!
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
She’ll never give up trump and risk her cushy stay in club fed. Lying is nothing compared to what she did with Epstein.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Two fellas fighting over a goat in Pakistan is hardly a war.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
Does anyone here care about John Bolton? Anyone? #releasetheepsteinfiles
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
Prediction: The Vietnam Memorial will be torn down and the war will be erased from history books so no one can tease him about draft dodging. (it was just 2 guys fighting over a goat)
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Would it be too much to ask the hurricane to slide a little to the west?
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social)
I think an appropriate Smithsonian exhibit would be a detailed display illustrating all the crimes committed by a a certain person elected to the presidency.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m almost tempted to open a TikTok account just to troll the WH.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Ten bucks apiece. He really splurged.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
Right now we need a hero and Newsom is our Batman.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
If he wants to send me back to Italy I probably wouldn’t object.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing about "old hippies", we have time, money, experience and nothing to lose. We know our rights and will fight til the end. If you touch us or beat us or hurt us in any way, we will broadcast it around the world. The optics will be sick.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d love to give him a good wedgie.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this! SLAVA UKRAINE 🇺🇦!
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s just playing hard to the religious right. But anyway I hope he finds out soon…. like tomorrow.
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 (@whattheduck22.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know any other president who’d want to be depicted as a cartoon character.