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@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social

Pragmatic leftwinger and misanthrope. I draw and post furry smut sometimes. I post non-smut too but the numbers suggest you don't care about that. Fuck Nazis.🔞🔞🔞 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/whimsicalsquirrel/ patreon.com/whimsicalsquirrel

created September 18, 2023

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

So I bet whenever you picture your body's internal systems, organs, bones, circulatory, etc. your brain just kind of assumes it's at least somewhat self-illuminating in there.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

JD Vance becoming President, no matter the circumstances, feels like it forever seals America's reputation as an unserious country. Like you'd think Trump already did it but in a weird way, he feels inevitable, like of course we'd vote for that guy. But Vance? Just a complete 4chan country.

2/9/2025, 2:37:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I'll keep saying this: The left are annoying while the right are assholes/monsters. But most human beings prefer the latter, even if they logically know it to be worse.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I get the feeling Animal Well is relying almost entirely on its aesthetics to hold my attention. And good aesthetics, those are. But if you're a Metroidvania, you've got a very limited amount of time to convince me why I should care more about you more than the other 18 billion games just like you.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Adding to this: Games that refuse to explain how they work because, art. Rarely is your game's creative vision good enough to justify this annoying practice.

2/9/2025, 1:31:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Folks I just might be drawing my wispiest lop boy, yet.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

What is even the joke here? Things outside this specific religion exist? I don't want to be 'kids these days' about racism but racist jokes are lazier now, right? In fact I'm not even sure this qualifies as racist. It's like an incomplete sentence. Like yes, Bacon. Then what happened?

1/9/2025, 11:19:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that the ascension of Vance is basically viewed as either the immediate collapse of this regime and its supporters or the functional end of virtually all civil liberties in the United States and maybe abroad, depending on who wins the ideological war - Trump diehards, or Thiel and Yarvin.

1/9/2025, 11:11:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted

This is one those things you see and you think "how much longer can @schumer.senate.gov let this guy go on?" but I actually think it's too late to stop him.

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Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

1/9/2025, 9:59:54 PM | 75 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

No joke. Homeschooling should be illegal.

1/9/2025, 6:14:02 PM | 1600 189 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

1/9/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 5686 1134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was deep into playing the Long Dark, I couldn't really sleep restfully knowing I left my character in some kind of predicament. Like, if they weren't comfortably indoors with a stash of food, it added a cloud of anxiety over my real life until it was resolved. I called into work over this.

1/9/2025, 5:31:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Kinda neat how for a most of the lives of people around my age, Labor Day was just this other day you got off work, and more recently it's like "Oh yeah, this is why that day exists, because these guys fucking suck."

1/9/2025, 5:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I'm getting fatigued on indie games that just present themselves as one big joke, and would love to have more that present themselves earnestly without being outright pretentious. But that's basically what you get in indie gaming. One or the other. Feels like we're hurting for something in between.

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Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

I’m watching and reading so much British stuff that I almost spelled it Labour Day and that’s just something you don’t come back from

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Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

I had to draw him

1/9/2025, 4:19:52 PM | 255 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Well once I realized how communist he looked, Red was the only way to go.

1/9/2025, 4:26:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Sorry to be this guy but the annoying this is that even if we somehow beat these Nazis, we're just gonna give them another chance in a few decades. 'Cause that's what we do.

1/9/2025, 1:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I would describe myself as Pro-Labor/Anti-Labour.

1/9/2025, 1:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans really need to accept the reality that virtually everybody richer than a mattress outlet owner has been salivating for a fascist government for years.

1/9/2025, 1:44:07 PM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Well it's Labor Day, so here's a worker rat I drew ages ago that I swear was not intended to look as Communist as it ultimately ended up being. #Furry #Furryart #LaborDay

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Profile picture pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted

happy labor day

1/9/2025, 11:19:09 AM | 3702 1744 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Israel committing genocide in Gaza, furry porn peddling compulsive Simpsons-quoter on Bluesky, says. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

1/9/2025, 12:56:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

A Holocaust is a small price to pay for seeing the posts of the very specific furry porn artist you like.

1/9/2025, 12:50:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't really understand what the problem with British food is in general. Like, it's meat and vegetables, right? Sausages? Those are good things. Not every food needs to be social-media friendly, sometimes it can just be meat and vegetables.

1/9/2025, 12:47:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

What about making fun of the British in general? Because I've only recently discovered it and I'm unwilling to give it up just yet. I still have more to do, here.

1/9/2025, 12:40:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haymarket Books (@haymarketbooks.org) reposted

Remembering Fred Hampton born Aug. 30, 1948, assassinated Dec. 4, 1969 by Chicago police and the FBI

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Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Within 20 seconds of logging in here I have seen someone saying that no kinds of curry can be considered British food and a different person saying that southern BBQ is the only food that is actually American and this site is cooking man we’re going to cause a new war of 1812 with this stuff

1/9/2025, 11:57:22 AM | 1057 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Well I'm sure it's all very funny to them.

1/9/2025, 11:51:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wil Deny (@wildeny.bsky.social) reposted

A comic panel. Two guys are sitting in a car.
2/1/2025, 6:44:31 PM | 901 130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

These foxes weren't very popular, about which I'm conflicted; I like when my stuff's popular, but I also like when foxes are unpopular.

1/9/2025, 1:21:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I've drawn sexier squirrels but not with this kind of confidence.

1/9/2025, 1:18:54 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

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Profile picture Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted

Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be

31/8/2025, 10:49:19 PM | 6660 2903 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

'Child Safety' is just an expression. An expression that means "no more books about anxious bisexual teens making a friend in middle school." No idea how all you lefties are getting "Safety for children" out of it.

31/8/2025, 10:38:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

...But I have to admit, this is VERY likely downstream from Americans voting for the "everyone sucks forever" candidate. Every braincooked CEO in the world took it as a mandate to enact their christofascist agenda, or at the very least, a sign that it would face no serious scrutiny.

31/8/2025, 10:34:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I know I keep saying this but this is for exactly nobody. These policies please a niche group of freaks whose patronage is a non-factor. Rightwing weirdos themselves are emotionally dependent on porn if we're being honest. This is just corporations deciding that everything sucks for everyone, now.

31/8/2025, 10:30:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dawn (@502eire.lol) reposted

15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely one of those pups that doesn't wag the tail, just shakes the whole back half as he makes his approach.

31/8/2025, 9:13:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew (@amandasmith.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing

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Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

The Giuliani story is not a distraction from Trump's health, it is supplemental content for the Posters Guild

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Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

tough bat to clear, but this is going to be faker than the Big Balls story

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Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

New personal sexual orientation unlocked

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

If I have one problem with the gay community, it's the ongoing attraction to guys who look like they could feasibly be named Kyle or Matt, despite the decades of Castlevania concept art which could and should be informing these choices.

31/8/2025, 5:52:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent

“oh no my parents are going to learn what I’ve been looking at on the internet” is the single greatest motivating factor for developing tech skills the world has ever seen

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

That sounds terrible and evil but let's circle back to the name right quick.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Bouie said some time ago that US Soldiers weren't a mindless bunch of killbots that would just do whatever Trump told them to do, and while I think he was being characteristically optimistic at the time, I do think that Trump himself could engineer that take into being exactly right, in time.

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Profile picture Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC (@mattnegrin.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump is the executive producer of every news show in America

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I expected this post to be a love letter but "Actually, he's a fucking hack" was a pleasant surprise so, credit where it's due.

31/8/2025, 4:53:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Every business and government should be forced to sit down and learn about the history of Mortal Kombat and the Blood Code before a single piece of legislation is passed.

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Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

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Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

edited tweet by normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like
31/8/2025, 1:53:26 PM | 1735 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone else on here said it but why not seal everyone in their homes, indefinitely? That'll make the number go even lower. Why not just cull 50% of the population, with every alternating child born? Even better number! Sucks that white people will probably fall for this shit.

31/8/2025, 4:12:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

This has been said before but anyone who balks at the idea of talking about politics/political themes is an immediate red flag. Not because talking about politics is fun, but because anyone who feels they don't need to keep tabs on the current political situation is most likely an enemy of mine.

31/8/2025, 4:10:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm hoping the fact that people clearly hate this overrides the propaganda campaign that anything and everything is justifiable so long as number-go-down. Americans ruin so many good things, regardless of statistics, because it annoys them. So here's hoping it sometimes works for bad things, too.

31/8/2025, 4:08:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

CBS is really trying to normalize military occupations of American cities. Trying to put Democrats on the defensive on this issue gives the game away. Regime mouthpieces.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I feel like I need to do a national tour of talks teaching people how to do this. Y'all have any idea how much shit is popular within my own political/social circles that I think is stupid as fuck or outright obnoxious? Yet "well that sure is dumb" is the end of my relationship with it.

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Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

US news media has decided to spend its entire Sunday justifying Martial Law. Which isn't surprising it's just, you know, kind of annoying.

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Profile picture Weedle (@weedle.bsky.social) reposted

Snowden is exactly the person all the shitlibs claimed he was and like every time the shitlibs turn out to be right about one of these guys all the cool kids have just memory holes their years of support for him and pretend they never defended the guy.

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Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay excellent, everyone else has got the bad-cosmetic-surgery jokes covered, I can get back to work.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I've been talking a lot about things I enjoy lately and I can confirm, once again, that people strongly prefer the negativity and pessimism.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Well are we gonna kiss or what, what is this, what're you doing.

31/8/2025, 2:06:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I really find those condescending "go sportsball" assholes to be quite distasteful but I must admit, if you in fact don't care about televised sports, weekends online can be quiet exhausting.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

What's funny is that Sourdough doesn't even feel like a new or even re-emerging trend. They've been touting it at Arby's and shit since I was a kid. Now it's true that it toasts for shit a lot of the time but the idea that it's somehow a product of the MeToo or BLM era is, predictably, insane.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew Red's bread was woke. I just needed a genius to articulate it into words for me.

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Profile picture Nate O (@nateo.bsky.social) reposted

Griffin’s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalism—specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existed—remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation

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Profile picture Jen GrĂŒnwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted

This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I mean, I love this. I maybe don't $200 love this, but I'm not sure I could put a price on it.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

America's traditional lust for profit & greed was insulating to a point, its own stabilizing power structure that brought a warped sense of order to society, where everybody's money was worth seeking. Now, the ultra wealthy have increasingly chosen control over profits. Turns out, that's much worse.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

The reason I'm a lot less confident in the emergence of a 'Woke 2' is that corporations didn't even want to do Woke 1 but figured it would be more profitable, while corporations now very much want to be racist and homophobic and don't seem to care what effect that has on profits at all, anymore.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Also this is all fragmented memory from a Youtube video so, somebody can come along and correct this if necessary.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst thing I heard about Batista is that he cheated on his partner, which was extra shitty because I think she'd recently been diagnosed with cancer. But to make up for it after the fact, he did some work with some kind of cancer charity and I think was generally remorseful about it.

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Profile picture Farmer Dan đŸŒ± (@dansuruncle.bsky.social) reposted

This same BS is why racists/misogynists/bigots aren't afraid to be themselves publicly Hardly anyone speaks up for what's right if the discussion is touchy, other than those who are being actively oppressed...and half of y'all don't want to listen to them either cause it might fuck with ur money đŸ«©

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Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent

this tweet will live in my head until I die whether I like it or not

Tweet from Brian Krassenstein While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO RAMS!” I’m yelling “GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!” #SuperBowl2019Atlanta
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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Now listen - is the GUTS game really *that* bad? I mean it lets you manually recreate the theme song on the title screen, how bad can it be, really.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll understand that all optimists are on probation until further notice. Or, until they're right about something.

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Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

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Profile picture Truckstop Vigilante (@brenthor.bsky.social) reposted

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

I don't like telling my friends when I'm feeling super depressed because then they're like 'would you like to do something together?' which is the only context in which they seem to want that to actually happen.

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Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Andrew Cuomo talks about New York the same way Homer Simpson does where he was chased by pimps and fell into a manhole and then the C.H.U.D.S. came after him but presumably Andrew Cuomo sometimes is in New York and can look around and see how that’s wrong

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Part of the annoying thing about 'trans women in sports' panic is that, like always, sports just should not matter this much.

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Profile picture Diamanda Hagan (@diamandahagan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So regularly destroyed is trans stuff that it's an obscure fact that 2 words beginning with trans (transfeminate and transection) were in English dictionaries to describe someone who 'changed sex' from the mid 1600s until well into the 20th century.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

White people.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Might wanna put a flashing light warning on that timestamp, I was like 'whoa' when I clicked over to that point.

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito https://theonion.com/nutritionists-warn-taco-bell-3-steak-burrito-a-3-steak-burrito/

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

The "Digital Afterlife Industry" sounds like an entity in a dystopian, cyberpunk themed indie first person shooter that reviewers would describe as having a dumb, too-cool-for-school story that you can mostly ignore, before recommending the game if it's on sale. And that is what life is, now.

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Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days

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New York’s hottest club is Blame Zohran Mamdani for Crimes Committed While Eric Adams Is Mayor Under Laws Signed by Andrew Cuomo. It’s got everything—corrections officers who aren’t registered to vote in New York City, etc etc etc

Psycho Rikers inmate slashes two guards in gruesome scalpel attack - as union boss calls out Zohran Mamdani By Matt Troutman Published Aug. 28, 2025, 5:40 p.m. ET
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Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social)

Separated from the bunch: Can a banana stand experience loss? Tech and behavioral experts weigh in.

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"Tragedy strikes Wisconsin hunting group after man mistakes friend for semi-sentient banana stand."

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes, the public. Solid citizens, them.

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Profile picture WhimsicalSquirrel (@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social) reply parent

Liberals: Nobody needs an AR-15 to hunt bananas. Well, checkmate libs.

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