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For the spectacle.
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For the spectacle.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Hey kids. Fucking this.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
More like this please!
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope Collins is concerned. It's time for her to go.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
True story.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Dang.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Arenāt these the same people who went to Moron a Lago in January to bend the knee?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
What is going on with the area around his eyes?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Congratulations to New Jerseyās own @booker.senate.gov on his engagement!
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for having our backs and doing more than sending strongly worded letters.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
The problem with working with the TV on is that the mouse and remote aren't interchangeable, no matter how much I am trying to make that happen. What? Like you never did this?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes you just have to go.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Is his announcement āIām still alive?ā
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Thereās something eerie about Labor Day evening/night. Kids and families staying in after dinner because school starts tomorrow. No riding bikes around the neighborhood. No families and neighbors laughing on their decks. No ice cream truck. Just. Quiet. Iām going to miss the sounds of summer.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Will the medal ceremony take place at Four Seasons Landscaping?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure. If by ābut mostly stayed in Washington DCā you meant āplaying golf.ā Fucking hacks.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
No, she canāt be referring to @jaketapper.bsky.social - she said ājournalist.ā
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
But people arenāt afraid of Vance so maybe there will be more pushback.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
My cold, jaded heart loves my little dog more than life itself. But watching her sniff around trying to find the perfect spot to squat her precious butt for her morning business takes much more patience than any human can reasonably expect before coffee.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
And his response was merely āall right?ā
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
More like the opposite of great acting.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Signs like that have a way of being the unfortunate victim of ⦠the elements.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that I could see.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. No. A Volvo.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
It had some dents but I canāt speak on what caused it - though I am hopeful.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām too close to Bedminster for comfort.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
I did something else when I drove by.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām sorry to say it is.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
I know. Gullible fools.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately itās more tragic than amusing.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, itās a thought, but I really like my car.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām always open to a good suggestion.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Weāre not far from Bedminster, unfortunately.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
In New Jersey.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Not for those of us who understand the assignment.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
That some cosplaying energy right there.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Near Bedminster
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
I saluted them with a different finger, while the dog barked in solidarity.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
I think itās only a matter of time.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
We were tempted.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās the true TDS.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard pass.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās where Iād take the dog to pee.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Garland and Roberts have gotten us into this big mess.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
This is the car driving in front of us on 287 right now. I may need to pull over to vomit.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
How do we know these masked people are really ICE? How do we know theyāre not serial killers or just racists that want to harm or kill people who arenāt from this country.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
There has to be accountability for this.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Hereās what needs to happen: Countries need to pull their athletes out of the 2028 Olympics. The U.N. Needs to move out of the U.s and into Europe. Other countries need to treat America like an authoritarian nation. Blue states need to withhold funding to red states. Anything else?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
The UN needs to move to Switzerland. There. I said it.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
More world leaders need to publicly call him out.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Otis looks like sheāll cut a bitch who tries to take that box away.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump has never won an election against a male, something thatās good to reiterate if only to stomp on his fragile snowflake sensibilities.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he dipping into Donald Trump's makeup trough?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Netflix is down. š
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Dead on balls accurate.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
This Trump presser is a buffet of WTF. Batshit bonkers.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
If someone came to me and said, āCan you give me an example of one person who defines and personifies the word āasshole,āā Iād show them a picture of JD Vance.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās some serious pot/kettle energy, right there.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
āAnd while weāre staring at the evidence of his body giving up on him, whatās the media doing? Taking a group nap like itās preschool snack time.ā
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām still singing it in my head.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās catchy. Has a good beat and we can dance to it. I give it an 8.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās horrifying, appalling, upsetting and disturbing.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
The crime of catching the worldās attention as being an example of Trumpās human rights violations and ethnic cleansing. Heās very inconvenient to have around.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Fucking this.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Iām really amused by the Republican reaction to Newsomās trolling team Itās like someone is holding up a mirror and Republicans are calling the mirror stupid.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does he need so many tables?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything this administration does is āsuspect.ā
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Trump's retribution tour continues. Where are all the people who were crying about "lawfare" a year ago? www.newsweek.com/john-bolton-...
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
How is this even legal?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly right.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Hmmm. So far I donāt see a red carpet for Zalenskyy.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude has more guts than most of our elected leaders.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
The New York Times lead in here is quite different from their Trump-supporting headline.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely brilliant.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Whoever on Newsomās team came up with this epic troll strategy is absolutely brilliant.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
If you lived in another country, would you spend your hard earned money to come to America in todayās political climate? What will this do to the tourism Industry?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe an independent journalist has thoughts about this since main stream media is in Trumpās pocket. @jimacosta.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @adamkinzinger.substack.com @democracydocket.com
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
And with the pleasantries out of the wayā¦Iām finding the timing of the CBS extortion/Paramount merger/Dana White UFC announcement to be highly suspect. Any of my elected leaders on this? @booker.senate.gov @kim.senate.gov?
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Sunday is the best morning of the week. #coffee #crochet and a quiet house while the guys sleep in. Doesnāt get better than this. š§¶
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
Daughter of a librarian here. This is why I download all the books from the library. If I buy a book I feel like I have an obligation to finish. If I borrow and donāt like it, I return it for the next person to enjoy.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
In a world of Chuck Schumers, be a Gavin Newsom.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
One of the best decisions I made was to stop coloring over my gray. 10 months in and itās the most liberating thing Iāve done since I left the cult of content marketing ten years ago.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
If Gavin Newsom is auditioning for President, Iād say thereās a good chance heād get the job. Bring in Pete for VP and thereās your dream team.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Newsom is on a roll.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
More like this please.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
He did have the amazing miracle ear though.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Can anyone verify if this is true? So many places Iād like to share it.
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Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
People of Earth, I donāt want to see up your nose when we Zoom call. Raise your screens!
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
In my old age Iāve learned three universal truths: 1. Life is too short for bad books. 2. All my girlfriends and I need to solve the worldās problems is a couple of bottles of Chardonnay. 3. Dogs are the best things to happen to humans.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesnāt need to. Heāll just use his Sharpie to draw it where he wants.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Martial law begins. Trump is building his army.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social)
Lately I find myself in agreement with Chris Christy. And I donāt like it one bit.
Willow (@windingwillow.bsky.social) reply parent
A sharpie chart?