Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social) reposted
To be clear, this is also political violence.
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view profile on Bluesky Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social) reposted
To be clear, this is also political violence.
BlueCrew community 💙💙 (@libertyovergov.bsky.social) reposted
Bus stop near the U.S. Embassy in London — straight to the point! Sign of the Day Just a reminder: we must keep asking about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️ #BlueCrew #Resist #ProudBlue #ResistTrump #TrumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Ar-Fredazôn (@thefred.bsky.social) reposted
I would like to take this opportunity to remember Melissa Hortman, a serving Democratic politician assasinated by a right-winger.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
For no reason at all it just sprung to mind that time that G. Gordon Liddy offered to let himself be shot to protect President Nixon.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
The Charlie Kirk thing is horrifying and has no place in politics. But release the Epstein files.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers. And remember now is not the time to talk about gun control. Right?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I can agree with that. But still...I don't think I'll lose any sleep over this one.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hostile act" against them? No. It's only a "hostile act" against pedophiles... ...oh wait... ...yeah. I get it.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha, ha, ha...it's funny because he's PROTECTING A PEDOPHILE. Laugh it up Burlison.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump, like Hitler, will no doubt evade justice by dying. But not by his own withered and bruised hand, of course. That would require a modicum of courage. But these fucks and all those that enabled this lawless regime will not. I doubt they have enough hidden cyanide capsules.
Realities🌐 (@insuret.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we are a lot closer to 12 o'clock at the moment.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh...I wish I hadn't just read that.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Bigger. I don't think anybody would give a crap about the pee tape at this point. In the grand scale of evil things he's done, paying a sex worker to pee is very small potatoes.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
The MAGA true-believers are so deep into this now that they still either wouldn't believe it, or come up with some justification for why it's not a big deal.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
There are truly no limits to the stupidity of this regime.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
GWB owes Trump a massive debt of gratitude.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you though? Did you "smoke a drug boat"? Are there 11 "nacro-terrorists" at the bottom of the ocean? Can you prove it? Do you have evidence?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how Trans gender gun nut Kaitlyn Jenner feels about her support for Trump now?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
The legal authority is vibes?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they know how many documented cases of human surviving rabies there are. It's like ~33. Not 33%, 33 people. In all of human history.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. That was Trump and his cronies that failed us. They undermined the advice from the CDC. Go fuck yourself "Dr" Oz.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer in December 2023. I am so grateful for the science that has saved her life.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure you'll come up with something. Excited to see it.
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social) reposted
Have I Got News For You returns next week and I'm worried we won't have anything to talk about.
Manfool (@manfool.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hey, Sean, didn't the shooter shoot through the window? Where are you gonna put the metal detector, in the parking lot? Or maybe we should build all schools and churches underground? But it's not the guns. It's never the guns.
Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh the irony.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
No. We are not on "a fast track toward autocracy". We are already there. I'm sick of these reporters pretending like we aren't there yet.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Faces, movements, lack of social connection? They are projecting again, aren't they?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, Fab doesn't bring at least one on in the second half then I really don't know why we bothered.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting. Let's get a win today please.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Meh. It's fine. Nothing to write home about. I ate there a couple of months ago. But now I won't eat there on principle because they are a bunch of fucking cowards.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Which absolute c**t is laughing at that idea? Seriously. Fuck that guy.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Excited, but that artwork looks just a little bit cursed.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but damn, I want the Epstein files.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Appreciate your long years of service. But you are not the man for this moment. The game has changed, and you are still trying to use the old play book.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
So weird.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
The 44.8 million dollar man doesn't have the same ring.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
"We wanna be offensive too" How's the Nobel Peace Prize campaign going?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
He has a history of treating 14 year-olds as adults.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
These two are not up to this moment. They need to go.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
So pathetic. Such sycophants.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
They are making covid great again.
Mjkwho (@mjkwho.bsky.social) reposted
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't threaten me with a good time.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a full fascist take over of the US. Doing the same old things aren't going to work. We need to fight back. Not empty platitudes. Sorry, but you are not the man for this moment.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly oaths of office mean virtually nothing to most people.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for posting. No backup striker on the bench though?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish this didn't ring so true. I really do.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
The video also didn't actually show the cell Epstein was in. Only the very edge of the stairs leading to the block with his cell. Mysteriously, all the other cameras in the block were malfunctioning.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
"gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot", is that a euphemism? It very much sounds like it. "I paid this broad $50, and then gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot, if you get what I mean..." 😉
alexjungle.bsky.social (@alexjungle.bsky.social) reposted
“Underage woman” is not a thing. It’s a term used by people who want to soften the blow of the word “CHILD.” An “underage woman” is a CHILD.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
And don't even get me started on trying to fold a fitted sheet up. Impossible. Can't be done.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Also missed the part where you start to put it on before you realize you've got it the wrong way around and need to rotate it 90°
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of copium going on there. And yeah...they didn't know it was a joke until somebody explained it.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
It's absolute madness to cut funding. This is the biggest advancement in vaccine research in decades. It has the potential to prevent a massive amount of disease and suffering.
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
Are the mRNA vaccines incredible? YES! Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No. Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES! Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES! Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES! Fund mRNA research!
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Asking for a friend...
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I have old license plates from PA and IN in my garage. Does this mean I could commit voter fraud?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
If you share just a single car with somebody else, like a spouse, can you both use the same plate?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Did trump mail them his license plate along with his mail-in ballot that he's used multiple times? Do then send the plate back to you? Because you can't be driving around without your license plate on your car.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad news out of Washington D.C. today... President Trump, still alive at 79 years-old.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
4. When are you going to release the Epstein files?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Please post the lineup here for future games at the same time as that other platform.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's go!
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he's just trying to impress his boss before the annual performance assessment.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to get on another timeline. This one is too fucking stupid.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
These are deeply unserious people.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly have no idea if that was a sincere question or not. Satire is truly dead.
Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted
So, what about the Epstein Files?
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, look how hard he is with those tiny, tiny hands loosely clenched in tiny fists.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
This. We aren't "sliding", we're here and we have been for about 6 months now. The democratic leadership needs to face up to it and quit playing by the rules like anything is currently normal.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Well yeah. But I'm fine with him cheating at golf at his own golf course. Who gives a shit? I'm more concerned about the raping children thing. #EpsteinFiles
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly for Alan, pedophile isn't a protected class. You'd think with all his fancy law school learning, he'd know that.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
Forget the skipped minute. IT DOESN'T EVEN SHOW EPSTEIN'S CELL. Those doors aren't it. His cell isn't even visible.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
A very good point. Because I assumed it would be footage looking at the door to Trump's BFF's cell door because, why wouldn't that be the footage you'd release? Instead it doesn't even show his cell, or the stairs that go up to his cell because gosh darn all the other cameras were broken...
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know if there is any truth to this idea. JD is certainly nothing if not a shameless opportunist. But I do like the idea of feeding this idea into Trump's head and letting it fester there.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly this. I don't think the MAGA base are going to blindly follow JD the same way they follow Trump. The base will splinter and (hopefully) fall apart.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump. Say what you will about JD, but at least he's not actually mad. I'd rather have an awful, but predictable president than an awful and totally irrational president.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social) reply parent
The reservoir whales? Worst Tarantino film ever.
wjousts.bsky.social (@wjousts.bsky.social)
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