Alexander Clark
@xandr-clark.bsky.social
Dancer, political satirist (pro-democracy, rule of law, 86 47, BLM, feminism, LGBTQIAK+ rights, BIPOC rights, etc.), recording a few raps/songs he/him That long list of letters means: Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Kink etc.
created January 21, 2025
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Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
It's high time Donald John Trump oughta submit to an independent, nonpartisan medical exam to prove his identity and that he's still alive. The same should have been done for his ear over a year ago. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life—if he's still alive!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Still waiting for the news that someone, anyone, has gotten their 1,500% reduced drug price. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
you've heard of flat-earthers, well I'm a flat-trumper; I believe he is a cardboard cutout or cutouts.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
There could be a documentary of this rally for Trump, and its name would be "Triumph of the ill". Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
Each of the three names "Donald Johann Drumpf" has six letters. 6, 6, 6: the number of the beast. In pointing that out, I overlooked a zillion more obvious clues. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, now the AI can do the "thoughts" and the "prayers", with just as much sincerity as a Republican human. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's what I call make-Baileyve!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
"Just put the gun on the couch for me."
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Some people claim not to see race. Ghislaine Maxwell doesn't see inappropriate behavior. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever talked to a sandworm? It's even more boring.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
MAHA = Make America Hungry Again? Make America Homeless Again? Make America Hopeless Again? Make America Hospitalized Again? Make America Horrible Again? Make America Hurt Again? Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Government by abusers. The cruelty is the point.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I take that story with a Lot of grains of salt.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
On the third day, Donald John Trump rose from the dead to reign over his minions forever. 🧛♂️
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are the Epstein files? The T. rex ate them!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Their thoughts and prayers are hypocritical and therefore blasphemous. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans are happy to take sides with a Muslim who is alleged to have been gay, because he shot gay people. 🤮😡 Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans have more money, and they pay for the first mover advantage. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
The artist who "brews" up this lovely concept.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Prolly not a clot cause blood thinners.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's Four Seasons Total Landscaping When you need them? 🙃
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
(a fiction story 🙃) Donald John Trump saw a golf cart today and said "I don't want to go on the cart!" When asked how he would get around the course, he said "I think I'm going for a walk." When asked if he was enjoying golf, he said "I feel happy! I feel happy!"
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
And he doesn't change his spots. But are we sure he wasn't going to spend the weekend at Bernie's? Or might he have been heard saying "I feel happy! I feel happy!"?
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!! (Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.)
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
He's been dead to me for a long time. Ignore him if he shows up saying "I feel happy! I feel happy!"
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trump Maladministration doesn't care about little details like murder rate over population size, they'll cherry-pick any stupid factoid that enables their specious finger-pointing. Meanwhile, RFK the Lesser is committing mass murder against America. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Prolly in a beauty pageant changing room.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it my old friend Hannibal Lecter who had a thing about putting lotion on skin? Or was that someone he knew?
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you tell that Trump is in the room with you? By the smell of shit from his diaper. ----- Why does Trump wear a green felt hat? So can can sneak across pool tables without being seen. I've never seen Trump on a pool table. Works, doesn't it?
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Or he could be in the bath. "For in spite of all temptation to go in for cheap sensation, we insist upon a body in the bath."
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Robert F. Kennedy the Lesser doesn't understand that in science you're supposed to trust the experts, and trust yourself when you become one of the experts. He believes in all of his bullshit even though he's far from being an expert. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
I wonder if we'll ever find out what medical treatments infamous criminal and Kremlin asset Donald John Trump is getting about now. I bet it isn't for bone spurs. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
It's because they have no chance of winning without bluffing. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually became useless in 0 days, but was confirmed useless within two months. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought Democrats were incensed over the *illegal* *attempt* to fire her. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
The double standard: Rules apply to honest people, not to crooks. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that was self-love.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
"I don't have any choice." ~="I was just following orders." Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald John Trump would have been homeless long ago if he hadn't been supported by bribes, sweetheart loans, etc. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Is shithole country nobody wants to come here. 😐 Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
We can reasonably name it the Trump Maladministration. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't embarrass us by telling on us when everyone already knows what we did wrong. 🙄😡
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
How America First really works: In foreign policy, it's America First, cause that's where America First has little to offer to America. But domestic policy is for America, and in domestic policy it's America last, Trump and his criminal enablers first. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
Republicans are eager to erase transgender people, until there's a transgender person who gives them an excuse to hate. Then they're willing to recognize that one highly atypical individual, while still erasing the rest. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Your exhortation to do something is USELESS because you didn't solve the real problem of what and how.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He can't think. There's a terrible tragedy. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
moby dickgirl 🏳️⚧️ (@epistemophagy.bsky.social) reposted
I realise that to cis people, when trans people lose access to gender-affirming care, it seems like we're bitching about not getting our little treats. I have more than one friend whose body is currently falling apart because it no longer makes its own hormones and the government banned their HRT.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell who's lost his brain to a worm just by looking at him. He looks like Robert F (his grade) Kennedy the Lesser. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
People need to understand just how openly genocidal the rhetoric on the far right is getting towards transgender people. They're openly talking about eradicating us and forcefully mass institutionalizing all trans people. These are people with direct ties to the Trump administration.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll believe that she's extremely alarmed, or even concerned, when she begs the House to impeach Robert F (his grade) Kennedy the Lesser. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so he can piss on Vance's couch, but also to piss out some of that edema. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
That should be "8814". Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He's trying to make us forget his history of wage theft. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
They call it the "manosphere" but it's really the yobbosphere. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
6666, izzat like a hyper-beast?
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
But don't leave any lead litter! That stuff kills raptors. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus didn't create guns, and I bet he didn't tell us that the right remedy for guns is thoughts and prayers. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
If only we had enough honest people in Congress, Robert F. Kennedy the Lesser would be impeached. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Such government efficiency! Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
I saw the video of Shawn Dunn throwing a sandwich, and it looked to me like he's kind of a ham. A ham with a beef. But not chicken. When they arrested him he was in a pickle. He had hoped they wouldn't catchup to him. Enough cheesy puns. Lettuce leave such jokes to The Onion.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
If he was not restrained by law, I would not be here to debate this. I would be dead.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Impeachment-worthy misconduct as usual. The only members of Congress who support it are enemies of the USA. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
Two reasons for the six fascists on the SCOTUS to rein in their extremism: They could render themselves irrelevant by capitulating to a dictator. They could provoke lower courts into deciding new cases with little regard for recent SCOTUS precedent. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
My counterfactual is what if he wasn't restrained by law at all. Yours is what if he was fully restrained by law. The point is that neither of these is the case. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
His circulatory problems could get to something more vital than his ankles. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Came here to say some of this. What you said is more complete. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm quite glad he isn't getting his followers to do all the things he would do if the courts weren't restraining him.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Regardless of his ethnic origin, Stephen Miller is a sraight-up Nazi. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
It did work. The purpose is to hurt people. The cruelty is the point. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He keeps on testing to see what he can get away with. I'm sure he plays his assaults on women and children the same way. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what they're all about: representing infamous criminal Donald John Trump and nobody else. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Back when they were fortifying the White House in 2020, I called it the People's Temple Anticultural Project. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure this is implausible enough for satire, in this day and age. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Infractions are for him, not for her. She can't even be allowed an infraction if it's an imaginary, Trumped-up one. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Also they like to abuse children. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants so many things. He obsesses over the things he wants. And giving it all to him still won't make him happy, but it would hurt practically everyone else. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He isn't honoring them, he's only using them for his game of trying to pin blame onto Biden. Of course the withdrawal was planned by Trump, and then Biden won the election (by a large margin) and was left holding the bag. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He should know, he's a prime example. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He hates it when people defend themselves, and he's afraid some 14 year old girl might be packing heart next time he invades the beauty pageant changing room. 🤮😡 Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
As a serial rapist and molester, he disapproves of self-defense. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless Felon47 AKA TACO turns out to have a personal motive for pardoning him. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
🙄🙄🙄 When it doesn't make her conservative he'll just hope everyone forgets he said this. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
It's healthier than his brain has ever been!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
🙄 Who would be scared to go to a movie if the only kisses were hetero? A kiss is a kiss is a kiss. "You must remember this: A kiss is just a kiss, …" The problem isn't kisses, it's phobia. Should kids avoid The Princess Bride if it's a kissing book? Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He says President and so obviously means dictator. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
It’s official. September 6th. From all across this nation. We march in D.C. Join us.
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, did he just say that places with big city problems have big city governments? If one of his small-town Republican governments tried to run a big city, they'd stumble all over each other—in their rush to get in on the corruption. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a better explanation. They were selected for the fact that they needed to kiss up to someone as bad as infamous criminal Donald John Trump in order to get a job. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
A politician in the federal executive branch, whose former district only grazed a corner of Portland and is mostly rural and suburban, presuming to invite federal interference in Portland, which she is doing to kiss up to her boss. 🤮😡 Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, the law has stopped him from doing a lot of things, including things that he has tried to do by illegal executive orders. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't say an executive order does anything unless it is consistent with the actual executive powers under the Constitution. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
It has become normal for executive orders to "purport to do" things that they do not really do. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
He's trying to fire her. She's not fired unless she is not only prevented from doing her job, but this is done legally. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time infamous criminal and liar Donald John Trump says he's firing someone, ask whether that's another of his lies. He often acts ultra vires (outside of his legal authority), so that his alleged acts are null and void. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't on day 1 cause he's a slowpoke. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
The bruising on his hand could be contributed to by blood thinners, probably for a chronic circulatory illness such as congestive heart failure. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social)
How long before infamous criminal Donald John Trump tries to criminalize burning the Confederate flag? Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't trust anyone (to be a hippie) who was over 30 in '65. The math ain't mathing. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump ought to spend more time in the padded cell. Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!
Alexander Clark (@xandr-clark.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the technical term for getting clobbered by a jumping fish? Carpal pummel syndrome! Furthermore, 86 47 and lock him up for life!