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@yourwitcher.bsky.social

created December 16, 2024

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Reverse cotizens united first

2/9/2025, 3:14:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ai "generative slop" which is not art.

1/9/2025, 11:20:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why were they paused

1/9/2025, 10:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:59:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope so. Im hoping for a pettersson from Patterson and pettersson goal several times this season.

1/9/2025, 9:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world would be a better place if we took advice from John Oliver, George Carlin, and System of a Down, than we sre taking advice from MSM editors, Billionaires, and the Church

1/9/2025, 8:04:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good choice

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1/9/2025, 7:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump social media account claims he's fine; of course nobody otuer than him can access it

1/9/2025, 1:10:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My local just closed down ans I need a good non Amazon place to get me blurays

1/9/2025, 7:57:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:31:30 AM | 361 62 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fuck ive gone back in time its 2020 what the fuck guys ive so much to warn you about. But ah fuck I forgot the winning lotto numbers

1/9/2025, 7:51:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trans-masc watto with chest binding

1/9/2025, 6:00:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why dont presidents fight the war Why do they always send the poor -system of a down

1/9/2025, 4:31:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty funny tbh

1/9/2025, 4:30:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alex is a boys name so using it for a girl is woke. Probably

31/8/2025, 10:14:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When God takes our the trash the rats clinging to the bag get taken too, perhaps

31/8/2025, 9:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:59:41 AM | 15952 3096 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooof!

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31/8/2025, 1:15:11 AM | 1909 290 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesnt look like he could hold a club

31/8/2025, 2:30:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:46:21 AM | 823 249 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna be a new baby boom

31/8/2025, 12:06:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikayla 🦇 (@florrnion.bsky.social) reposted

bro, the streets getting this giddy over the idea of it happening is frying me. Like even if it isn't true, this is just a delicious pregame

30/8/2025, 6:21:07 AM | 1625 119 | View on Bluesky | view

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After he dies, he's going to be Jimmy Saviled

30/8/2025, 7:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

30/8/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 3515 401 | View on Bluesky | view

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What even is this anymore

30/8/2025, 6:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He deserved it

30/8/2025, 3:50:11 PM | 411 93 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a promise?

30/8/2025, 6:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Winning horses from the 1930s Melbourne dog parks Swedish genitalia slang Rejected Hasbro game titles

30/8/2025, 8:42:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think i might become a hat guy

30/8/2025, 8:35:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ZFFTJ-RWRZJ-3B333-TTJJ3-XKCSK

30/8/2025, 8:32:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just one ping

30/8/2025, 8:31:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:28:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares

30/8/2025, 7:50:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im only praying for one thing jist now.and I cant say what it is

30/8/2025, 7:35:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well shit

30/8/2025, 12:44:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

i really think jd vance is the fakest politician i've seen in my lifetime. there is nothing sincere about him.

29/8/2025, 9:27:10 PM | 8826 668 | View on Bluesky | view

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The greatest generation went to war Then boomers got all the stuff Gen x and y kinda did moderate Before millennial got fucked over by all of the above Gen alpha has a chance to reset by eating the rich and redistributing stuff

29/8/2025, 8:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can hope

29/8/2025, 8:09:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How to watch without twitch

29/8/2025, 8:01:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the only movie to legit give me nightmares as an adult. Thank you

29/8/2025, 7:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is so much bad star wars that I hoped was going to be good star wars means I no longer trust to spend my time on any mew star wars

29/8/2025, 12:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Qqa

29/8/2025, 12:50:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure

29/8/2025, 12:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture yourwitcher.bsky.social (@yourwitcher.bsky.social)

I was wrong. All loves dont matter. Because nazi lives dont matter.

29/8/2025, 10:36:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is great but its a shame he has the time to do this

29/8/2025, 10:20:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/wjkIAHBybyY?...

29/8/2025, 10:17:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kill the gun lobby Thoughts and prayers for the shareholders

29/8/2025, 7:36:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legs for days

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29/8/2025, 6:36:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How the fuck can you be independent right now

29/8/2025, 4:54:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted

Dear people who are saying that the CDC directors who quit yesterday should have “stayed and fought”, With all due respect, you do not grasp the magnitude of the problem of RFK Jr. He is asking them to do unethical and immoral things that will actively harm the people of the United States. 1/3

28/8/2025, 4:19:25 PM | 11188 3265 | View on Bluesky | view

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It can be two things

28/8/2025, 10:51:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Girl with the Tom Clancy Tattoo The Girl who Played with Tom Clancy Tom Clancy kicked the hornets nest

28/8/2025, 8:08:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy's Three Body Problem

28/8/2025, 8:06:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never achieve that

28/8/2025, 7:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It must never be forgotten

28/8/2025, 7:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you care about your brain - get off social media *end of video*

28/8/2025, 7:16:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:57:54 AM | 318 90 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly not a fanta sea

28/8/2025, 5:00:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone design an almost offensively sexual antigun mascot wmmith perfect "fuck me" boots

28/8/2025, 1:46:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If faux believes in Jesus so much maybe they should go into the wilderness, find him, and stay there.

27/8/2025, 11:51:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. Its the age the govt gives you super

27/8/2025, 11:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone put Ipecac in thier drinking water

27/8/2025, 7:04:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the first time ive ever said this but : I see the purpose of the NRA.

27/8/2025, 7:02:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1,000,000 times this

27/8/2025, 3:40:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If RFK Jr gave trump and his entire cabinet the Black Plague id be neither upset or surprised

26/8/2025, 6:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An M.I.T. study found that 95% of companies that had invested in A.I. tools were seeing zero return. It jibes with the emerging idea that generative A.I., “in its current incarnation, simply isn’t all it’s been cracked up to be,” johncassidysays.bsky.social writes.

25/8/2025, 2:43:26 PM | 8258 2611 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dont get my hopes up

26/8/2025, 2:47:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So youre telling me.inhave to go blind to avoid having anything to do with meta.

25/8/2025, 9:17:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hughes 95 lol. Obviously

25/8/2025, 9:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the term for this again? Ah, yes. “Snowflakes.”

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25/8/2025, 6:37:14 PM | 9162 1950 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whenever I write draft reports at work, i .set the font to comic.sans just to.make.sure nobody accidentally misses the watermark.and thinks its final

25/8/2025, 7:49:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drop the R

25/8/2025, 11:19:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This ain't my rodeo first Fuck

25/8/2025, 9:14:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You thought Spanakopita was off-limits on keto? Think again. Flaky. Creamy. Low-carb. This Mediterranean classic just got a keto glow-up. #ketospanakopita #lowcarbrecipes #ketogreekfood www.castironketo.net/blog/keto-sp...

25/8/2025, 5:03:16 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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There seems to be some very loose consistency with the size of one of those dinos at the end there...

25/8/2025, 4:01:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"No food on the shelves? This is what life is like under socialism" Hey bro, this is now. This is literally life under capitalism.

25/8/2025, 3:55:50 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cats love cozy spaces

24/8/2025, 6:31:37 PM | 6735 1013 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan ain't Q (@danaintq.bsky.social) reposted

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

24/8/2025, 2:53:09 PM | 31701 4650 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw Mamdani in the closet making socialism and I saw one of the socialism and the socialism looked st me

25/8/2025, 1:35:35 AM | 52 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was wrong about trump. Im sorry. I expected bad corrupt stupid and narcissistic. But, Jesus fucking christ I didnt expect pure evil.

24/8/2025, 10:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ill take "ways to implode your career for $250"

24/8/2025, 10:17:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 9:53:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Randy Pitchford shared a SHiFT Code for 5 Diamond Keys because the Borderlands community raised over $600k for charity! Amazing community effort and enjoy! W9W33-59FTX-5ZTX5-9TTBB-3B5JF #borderlands #shiftcode

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24/8/2025, 9:35:01 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know. Thats my point. Anti Trans people are stupid and ridiculous

24/8/2025, 3:36:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say its unfair. What they mean is its unfair to men.

24/8/2025, 2:28:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Its unfair. ... to men who might get thier little feelings hurt"

24/8/2025, 2:18:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rise and shine!!!

23/8/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 12693 3881 | View on Bluesky | view

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So everyone else agrees Harlowe is the best right

23/8/2025, 11:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THEFEDERALHIGHWAY COMMISSIONHASRULEDTHE CANYONEROUNSAFEFOR HIGHWAYORCITYDRIVING.

23/8/2025, 11:05:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not was obviously.going to be mayo before I even opened the article

23/8/2025, 10:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nigel Farage is a sweaty bellend

23/8/2025, 9:37:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get that reference. Hells yea

23/8/2025, 9:35:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:06:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the "my son is not a pornstar" quote count as a rant

23/8/2025, 4:05:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 2:03:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly you shouldn't have written it with so much swing

22/8/2025, 11:44:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture yourwitcher.bsky.social (@yourwitcher.bsky.social)

I've not enjoyed a star wars story since rogue one, and before that not return of the jedi. Disney is a plague

22/8/2025, 12:06:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture yourwitcher.bsky.social (@yourwitcher.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair, but if I can play devils advocate, this is precisely the DC you should ensure your son remembers. Those who dont know history will repeat it

22/8/2025, 8:19:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view