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Ryan Statz

@ziggurcat.bsky.social

Artist, deadpanneur, procraftinator

created July 28, 2023

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Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not wrong.

31/8/2025, 4:08:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet this is so Trump can try to cancel elections during war time.

31/8/2025, 3:15:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

The not funny thing about that is it’s something the NYT would publish.

31/8/2025, 12:11:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, we already know he’s trying to set the world on fire…

30/8/2025, 11:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s cute that people think this shit is going to change their minds about Trump. They support him even when he’s been outed as a pedophile.

30/8/2025, 11:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Now… is she going to grow a spine like so many other GOP members who don’t seek re-election or is she going to continue to toe the line?

30/8/2025, 10:09:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

He went golfing today

30/8/2025, 10:02:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking moron

30/8/2025, 9:50:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The finest plastic from Temu?

30/8/2025, 9:28:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Who cares, don’t give those fucks any recognition

30/8/2025, 9:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

These days you just never know

30/8/2025, 7:54:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a legit WH release?

30/8/2025, 7:25:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately not

30/8/2025, 7:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Slack-jawed doofus

30/8/2025, 7:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

30/8/2025, 6:06:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking coward

30/8/2025, 6:06:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

How much money has been spent on them to be there? Doesn’t DC have city workers to do that work?

30/8/2025, 5:52:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No

30/8/2025, 5:29:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh

30/8/2025, 5:25:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No fucking shit. Congress never approved any of it, so none of the tariffs are actually legally binding. @mark-carney.bsky.social should maybe stop paying tariffs to the U.S.

30/8/2025, 5:23:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Give it an hour

30/8/2025, 5:20:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean… they won’t do shit, but at least Waters is doing something.

30/8/2025, 5:15:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Wishful thinking based on Trump being MIA for a f ew days or something?

30/8/2025, 4:56:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No, fuck Musk.

30/8/2025, 4:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Did I miss something?

30/8/2025, 5:17:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No fucking shit

30/8/2025, 1:30:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

We already know they’re illegal because Congress never approved any of it

30/8/2025, 1:29:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course they’re illegal, none of it was approved by Congress.

30/8/2025, 12:41:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

🤦‍♂️

29/8/2025, 4:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No, Steube, you don’t.

29/8/2025, 4:39:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

DC residents were not saying that.

29/8/2025, 4:19:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone needs to make a thing with him in a bathtub playing with a rubber ducky and Fisher Price toy boat like an infant.

29/8/2025, 3:13:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly not scrutable enough if they keep electing her.

28/8/2025, 11:11:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

You know he’s not, they’re just going to replace those people with bootlicking sycophants instead.

28/8/2025, 10:59:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

So, she broke the law, and endangered the life of a CIA agent…

28/8/2025, 10:20:23 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s gonna announce that he’s making himself President for Life, and his family will be his successors.

28/8/2025, 3:44:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

So what he’s saying here is he has undiagnosed ADHD

28/8/2025, 3:37:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

God, they’re so gullible. Do they really think Comer is going to do what they’ve asked for?

28/8/2025, 4:56:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

The same way you idiots gave it to Trump

28/8/2025, 3:15:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Awwww poor baby

28/8/2025, 3:04:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re just going to find a bigger bootlicker, now

27/8/2025, 11:30:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not just Europe… Canada, Mexico, the entire African continent, Australia, South America, Central America, Asia… etc…

27/8/2025, 11:18:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, but why weren’t ALL Dems pushing for this?

27/8/2025, 11:16:51 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there any information on the murderer? The default assumption is that it’s another MAGA shit stain…

27/8/2025, 11:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll just find someone who’s more of a bootlicking sycophant, now.

27/8/2025, 11:10:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

By “select States” they mean the most racist States.

27/8/2025, 7:39:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

🤦‍♂️

27/8/2025, 7:28:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

You just know NBC is going to capitulate because they’re fucking cowards.

27/8/2025, 7:24:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

The thing is his loyal followers won’t feel debased, they’re perfectly fine with following their dear leader’s orders. It’s not like he’s sending people who aren’t loyal to him to do these things.

27/8/2025, 6:32:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Why TF would he want to do that given how he’s been treated? If I were him, I would be going to a place that isn’t actively trying to imprison him for no actual reason.

27/8/2025, 6:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s stopping the Blue States from blocking them from getting any money? That’s the kind of lesson they need to be taught.

27/8/2025, 6:22:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think he ever told the truth.

27/8/2025, 5:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it even a misdemeanour?

27/8/2025, 5:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh… no

27/8/2025, 4:39:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s cute that none of you are realizing that the troops that are there were picked because of their loyalty to Trump, so they are probably peachy keen to do their dear leader’s bidding.

27/8/2025, 4:36:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Doubt it because they were all probably chosen for being loyal subjects, so I think they’re just fine with doing Trump’s bidding.

27/8/2025, 5:13:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but Biden is old, so they don’t care.

27/8/2025, 2:24:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

“wE gEt ThE jOkE”

27/8/2025, 2:02:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

*sigh*

27/8/2025, 1:58:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

And what is your media saying? Are they calling him out on this bullshit or nah?

27/8/2025, 1:40:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

The level of sycophancy here is… there really are no words to properly describe just how brainless it is…

27/8/2025, 1:36:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Narrator: He, in fact, does not.

27/8/2025, 12:49:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Brainless sycophants

27/8/2025, 12:40:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️

26/8/2025, 11:36:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

By that I mean who the fuck is DeRemer?

26/8/2025, 6:52:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

26/8/2025, 6:51:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, you mean like how Trump basically said he wasn’t going anywhere in January 2021?

26/8/2025, 6:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re not causing autism.

26/8/2025, 6:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

What was shitbag’s response?

26/8/2025, 6:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Except he doesn’t stop crime, he commits crimes

26/8/2025, 4:50:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

In every other fascist state.

26/8/2025, 4:44:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Until the next “one final opportunity” when she ignores the order.

26/8/2025, 2:49:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s going to try to make Fox, OANN, Newsmax, and the other shitbag MAGA networks the only ones allowed to broadcast, isn’t he…

26/8/2025, 2:48:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, I can’t wait for Tapper’s book about Trump being old.

26/8/2025, 2:46:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they’re cowards

26/8/2025, 12:46:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he didn’t pay for anything, then he doesn’t own anything INTEL.

26/8/2025, 12:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s he naming, now?

26/8/2025, 12:44:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re missing out on using this photo to make fun of him on a daily basis

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25/8/2025, 11:48:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️ *sigh* what a fucking moron.

25/8/2025, 11:37:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No one calls him the President of Europe 🤣

25/8/2025, 11:28:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, so he’s okay with Trump being a pedophile…

25/8/2025, 11:26:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO TACO man He wants to be a TACO man…

25/8/2025, 10:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn’t that be illegal?

25/8/2025, 9:13:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️

25/8/2025, 8:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to crime as much as he can, he means…

25/8/2025, 8:00:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social yes, you certainly have withheld a Mamdani endorsement, you feckless, useless asshole.

25/8/2025, 7:59:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not fascist at all…

25/8/2025, 7:48:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re not laws, and don’t have to be followed.

25/8/2025, 7:23:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG he’s old? Where’s Tapper’s book?

25/8/2025, 7:12:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And no one is going to do anything.

25/8/2025, 7:08:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is saying that they’d like a dictator.

25/8/2025, 7:05:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aren’t they required to keep a record of that shit?

25/8/2025, 7:03:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

How about instead of “proposing” a deadline, she tells them to respond immediate, and set Abrego free? And can they just stop with the fucking “likely” and “appears to be a violation of the law” bullshit. You wonder why you’re at where you’re at? It’s nonsense like this.

25/8/2025, 7:01:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is it crusty?

25/8/2025, 6:52:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t they just (illegally) detain him, and are going to ship him off to Uganda?

25/8/2025, 6:51:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Using a photo of Goebbels would have been more poignant.

25/8/2025, 6:49:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a 1A violation.

25/8/2025, 5:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

And what will that do if they just ignore the order?

25/8/2025, 5:56:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone warned you, really.

25/8/2025, 4:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*sigh*

25/8/2025, 4:21:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view