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Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet this is so Trump can try to cancel elections during war time.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
The not funny thing about that is it’s something the NYT would publish.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, we already know he’s trying to set the world on fire…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s cute that people think this shit is going to change their minds about Trump. They support him even when he’s been outed as a pedophile.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Now… is she going to grow a spine like so many other GOP members who don’t seek re-election or is she going to continue to toe the line?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
He went golfing today
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What a fucking moron
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The finest plastic from Temu?
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Who cares, don’t give those fucks any recognition
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
These days you just never know
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a legit WH release?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately not
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Slack-jawed doofus
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Who?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking coward
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
How much money has been spent on them to be there? Doesn’t DC have city workers to do that work?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
No
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Ugh
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No fucking shit. Congress never approved any of it, so none of the tariffs are actually legally binding. @mark-carney.bsky.social should maybe stop paying tariffs to the U.S.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Give it an hour
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean… they won’t do shit, but at least Waters is doing something.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishful thinking based on Trump being MIA for a f ew days or something?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
No, fuck Musk.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I miss something?
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No fucking shit
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We already know they’re illegal because Congress never approved any of it
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they’re illegal, none of it was approved by Congress.
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🤦♂️
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No, Steube, you don’t.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
DC residents were not saying that.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to make a thing with him in a bathtub playing with a rubber ducky and Fisher Price toy boat like an infant.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly not scrutable enough if they keep electing her.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
You know he’s not, they’re just going to replace those people with bootlicking sycophants instead.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
So, she broke the law, and endangered the life of a CIA agent…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s gonna announce that he’s making himself President for Life, and his family will be his successors.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
So what he’s saying here is he has undiagnosed ADHD
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
God, they’re so gullible. Do they really think Comer is going to do what they’ve asked for?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
The same way you idiots gave it to Trump
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Awwww poor baby
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re just going to find a bigger bootlicker, now
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not just Europe… Canada, Mexico, the entire African continent, Australia, South America, Central America, Asia… etc…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, but why weren’t ALL Dems pushing for this?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there any information on the murderer? The default assumption is that it’s another MAGA shit stain…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll just find someone who’s more of a bootlicking sycophant, now.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
By “select States” they mean the most racist States.
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🤦♂️
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
You just know NBC is going to capitulate because they’re fucking cowards.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing is his loyal followers won’t feel debased, they’re perfectly fine with following their dear leader’s orders. It’s not like he’s sending people who aren’t loyal to him to do these things.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Why TF would he want to do that given how he’s been treated? If I were him, I would be going to a place that isn’t actively trying to imprison him for no actual reason.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s stopping the Blue States from blocking them from getting any money? That’s the kind of lesson they need to be taught.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think he ever told the truth.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it even a misdemeanour?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh… no
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s cute that none of you are realizing that the troops that are there were picked because of their loyalty to Trump, so they are probably peachy keen to do their dear leader’s bidding.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Doubt it because they were all probably chosen for being loyal subjects, so I think they’re just fine with doing Trump’s bidding.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but Biden is old, so they don’t care.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
“wE gEt ThE jOkE”
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
*sigh*
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
And what is your media saying? Are they calling him out on this bullshit or nah?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
The level of sycophancy here is… there really are no words to properly describe just how brainless it is…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Narrator: He, in fact, does not.
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Brainless sycophants
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🤦♂️
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
By that I mean who the fuck is DeRemer?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Who?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you mean like how Trump basically said he wasn’t going anywhere in January 2021?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re not causing autism.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
What was shitbag’s response?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Except he doesn’t stop crime, he commits crimes
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
In every other fascist state.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Until the next “one final opportunity” when she ignores the order.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s going to try to make Fox, OANN, Newsmax, and the other shitbag MAGA networks the only ones allowed to broadcast, isn’t he…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I can’t wait for Tapper’s book about Trump being old.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they’re cowards
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
If he didn’t pay for anything, then he doesn’t own anything INTEL.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s he naming, now?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re missing out on using this photo to make fun of him on a daily basis
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
🤦♂️ *sigh* what a fucking moron.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
No one calls him the President of Europe 🤣
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, so he’s okay with Trump being a pedophile…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
TACO TACO man He wants to be a TACO man…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn’t that be illegal?
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🤦♂️
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to crime as much as he can, he means…
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social yes, you certainly have withheld a Mamdani endorsement, you feckless, useless asshole.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not fascist at all…
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re not laws, and don’t have to be followed.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG he’s old? Where’s Tapper’s book?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
And no one is going to do anything.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
No one is saying that they’d like a dictator.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren’t they required to keep a record of that shit?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
How about instead of “proposing” a deadline, she tells them to respond immediate, and set Abrego free? And can they just stop with the fucking “likely” and “appears to be a violation of the law” bullshit. You wonder why you’re at where you’re at? It’s nonsense like this.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is it crusty?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t they just (illegally) detain him, and are going to ship him off to Uganda?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Using a photo of Goebbels would have been more poignant.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a 1A violation.
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
And what will that do if they just ignore the order?
Ryan Statz (@ziggurcat.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone warned you, really.
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*sigh*