Wicked Smart. Mom said NOT to fight with Morons. Lets never connect.
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RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Trump: "I am shitting in my diaper right now and this immigrant hasn’t the foggiest ." Macron: "Mr. Trump not only can I smell it I can taste the McDonalds Filet O’Fish?”
Trump Body Double Undergoes Painful Cankle Injections
And that’s just the tip of the diaper mountain Donny Doll Hands left in the waste basket
He is worth 6.4 billion with a “B”. The equivalent percentage for a person worth $1 million would be a donation $312.50
You can now get this for drunk driving , rape, or selling secrets
The Epstein files have left the building
The Great American franchise of McDonald’s will kill this cancer
Trump goes 3 full days without an impeachable offense, and we all just assume he's dead.
Current statistics: Cops kill 3-6 people a day Cops kill 25 dogs a day Cops are responsible for 1/3 of all stranger murders Nearly half of all cops *admit* to beating their partners Cops steal more money per year than all robberies combined Cops solve 2% of major crimes Cops earn ~ $80k/year
All we have to do is care.
It was at the first rung of the ladder already………so the new line is the ground or should we dig a hole.
When the police in the community attempted to intimidate their residents, they sought to exert their authority and carry out their actions without any regard for the community’s well-being. Continue to fight back Chicago ✊🏾
The “Drooping Forehead” from a McDonald’s Filet O’Fish clog
Today’s press pool photo shows Trump leaving the White House this morning. I enhanced the image. And seriously, can an expert explain what the hell is happening to his forehead? Right above his nose and right brow.
When you realize you are an idiot
So, they will be even dumber and fatter……awesome. I see nothing going wrong with fat idiots with guns and power. As you were.
Has anyone phoned Walter Reed National Military Medical Center crying and pretending they are Melania? Wait ……they will see right through that….she would be smiling ear to ear
I’ve wondered this too. Not staging it but creating drama and speculation on purpose to drum up sympathy and support, kind of like Ear-gate.
You’re telling me that the democrats have no one on their payroll that works the Mar-A-Lago buffet?
Acting lessons for new fake assassination
#bebest 😆
Wait till Doge sees these prices not including the spray paint.
Just maybe an immigrant nurse will mistakenly unplug Donny Doll Hands after he recovers from his newest stroke
This guy is stage 5 POS. Convicted felon and disbarred lawyer. Since when is this a reputable person to interview and get an opinion from.
Brilliant
He is worth 6.4 billion with a “B”. The equivalent percentage for a person worth $1 million would have to donate $312.50.
YOLO
Is Trump practicing his next fake Assassination at the FBI fake assassination school?
Remember when Orange Shitler said we should rake our forests
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
We need money….so did the drunk hit someone with money…..Good Good. We’ll sue. We need 146 million….say 150.
Like from a virus…..like America has a temperature and needs a Sniffling Sneezing Stuffy Head So you can rest medicine
Same strategy he uses with his own diapers
GRRR ORANGE MAN ALIVE!! SAD
That sounds expensive. Sorry russia you’re not getting plumbing this year. 😢
Karen with a thesaurus
The company that makes Jack Daniels whiskey is moaning about the Canadian boycott resulting in a 62% sales drop. It should be 100%. Keep it up, Canada.
Are they actually sleeping on the job now? Spotted near a police station in the southeast. Washington, DC
This is absolute truth. Add in I've read the Book of Mormon & done a little bit of Jehovah Witness readings. I'm not being arrogant when I tell Bible thumpers that I probably know their book BETTER than them..I'm WARNING THEM to not TEST ME🤷♀️
Good night 🌙 and….
This is the picture of the night, btw 👇
Should put a NAZI flag on that when at sea
Sucks it’s owned by a NAZI.
Is that the grade Donny Doll Hands got on his new dementia test….Q+
#NAFOmemes #FAFO
I’m fluent in blurting out song lyrics that relate to the situation.
I bet Elon Watched Alien Earth and is now making a synthetic sex robot with an neuralink implant from Ivanka Trump as a beta test for the dear leader
Holographic images of Trump have gone up in Los Angeles and it’s pretty cool.
Ex head of Kazakhstan’s National Security disclosed what Putin has on Trump. Putin possesses Kompromat including Trump’s financial crimes and sex crimes against minors and women. The file is used to control Trump to do Putin’s bidding. #ProudBlue#Voices4Victory share.newsbreak.com/erwjk32d?s=i16
The power of Christ compels you………and I will get you the Powerball numbers this week
Russia is facing a growing gasoline shortage. The hardest hit by fuel disruptions in Russia are the Far East and Zabaykalsky Krai. Russian-occupied Ukrainian Crimea faces shortages, as well.
This is the type of person Trump pardoned. He proudly asserts that they should have injured a US Capitol Police Officer worse than they did on January 6th (@sergeantaqgo.bsky.social) had to medically retire). But MAGA supports law enforcement? Seriously? Then show me by condemning this guy.
Americans are stupid AF. And the 40yr GOP War on Public Education is paying off! "Keep 'em Poor, Sick and Stupid, and they will vote GOP every time."
This is the face children saw before they were raped by this cancer
I don't want to say Trump ain't lookin too good, but the Secret Service just changed his code name to "Daisypusher".
SIGNS OF FASCISM 🪧
this made me laugh so freaking hard
Ha. Haha. Haaa. I get it.
Oh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hoping for a certain headline 🤭
🚨Children🚨Killed by🚨ICE Say their names. Their lives mattered and their deaths were govt. sanctioned murders. 1/2
And he still buys his suits from Moore’s for 2 for 1
Lmfaooooooo Gavin tellin Kid Rock to kick rocks just made my day 😆😆😆😆😆
But not his Fleshlight
Are those young girls being trafficked to a Trump/GOP eyes wide shut party and the password is BIGLY
Even greater knowing Row means something different in GB.
An activist has started using artificial intelligence to identify ICE agents beneath their masks — a use of the technology sparking new political concerns over AI-powered surveillance. Can Washington do anything about it?
Ok, it’s time for Queso!!!👋👋👋👋 Margaritas for all my friends 😂😂😂 Chacha, Gavin!! Because he’s not in The Epstein Files 1100 times. First one goes to @jamestate121.bsky.social for this👋👋
🤔 vt.tiktok.com/ZSAX46PtU/
The Hamburglar got a new costume
They rejoice in the suffering of others, blind to their own pain. As LBJ noted, convincing the lowest white man of his superiority over others distracts him from being exploited, leading him to willingly give up his resources.
Turtle Turtle
Canada turns taps on
Don’t worry, he’s got this
Trump should get a Nobel Peace Prize after solving all 100 wars in his adult diapers
#NYC baseball coach confronts ICE child predators. “There's only one way to get into the cage, so my whole thing was I can control that. I was in front of the entrance and that's when I just said, you know, I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids." www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
Bye Felicia 😂🤣😂! This video needs to play on repeat in every city! #arrestrepublicans
Dumb, dumb 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like a poster for Valtrex
When your dad steals an entire pension plan and spends it all.
PSSST: 🤭 I'm pretty sure Donald J Trump is DEAD, and any further appearances will be AI or a body double. PASS IT ON!! ♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️ #TRUMPISDEAD #TRUMPDIED #BODYDOUBLE #FAKEIMAGES #MAGACOLLAPSE ♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️
Look at this tough guy in the douche glasses….not even tall enough to get on the Ferris wheel
Did they ban “mocking” chubby morons in giant white rubber boots yet?
The nation mourns as he's found alive. Read more: www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
My boss often praises me when I come to work and do my job
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