Why does she look like Michael Pena in a wig?
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Why does she look like Michael Pena in a wig?
That's where the mask is coming apart
What if the national guard is being deployed to all the big cities to squash the YUGE celebrations when he dies?
You know this is a lie because rudy doesn't have a spine
Never go full Michael Jackson
60 years old, still can't grow a full beard
So is a failed career
Maybe... just maybe he was on to something
I don't have my ducks in a row, I have Squirrels, & they're everywhere
Or courage
Before Otrumpic
Fat JD...
Print your own!!
For now....
Damn
Party City is really wishing they hadn't gone out of business right now
Autopen right now..
The line to walk by & door spit will be longer
I'll do it..
Maybe he'll get a glimpse of what the global parties are going to be like
5 little nuggets, Daisy, Tuffy, Harvey, Petunia & Hazel. #squirrels
Public town hall 604 Bedminster ln. Wilmington NC
That's why he relies so heavily on rural Pender & Duplin. Because he knows that most people around 604 Bedminster Ln. In wilmington hate him
Bail Bondis
Mar-a-lego
The first 5 republican members of the senate who vote to remove him might redeem themselves in history
Or visited more hotel kitchens
And millions of people in this country can't see it
I hope the Trashional Guard goes to Chicago too
Petunia & Hazel are learning to share today. #squirrels
Tiny little suckling sounds
Great mix for 72
Wilmington making the news 3x this week!!!!
^any... fixed it
I don't concur.....
The Wallflower Triplets, Daisy, Tuffy, & Harvey Wallhanger all have open eyes and now like to bother each other #squirrels
JD, Preston, & Brock... 3 white football players from ECU are now unsuspended after their arrest, because their names are JD, Preston, & Brock. With names like this, you never face true accountability. Indefinite suspensions lifted for students share.google/rMuXNIECNf1J... #ECU
These are the people that cheated off your 7th grade tests
It must have been his 7th offense...
Since 400 A.D.
Except DC & Chicago
A shame what he has turned to trashional guard into
Do they even need to?
But they keep deporting that one guy
Exactly
Jake, sometimes likes will get you killed.
"Nobel" vs "Noble" He's an ldiot
That 10 a.m. opening shift was like nebula rays of reality.... how am I up this early???
They will soon be deployed to mar-a-lago for the important duty of repainting, pressure washing, mowing, and making omelets.
trump's Trashional Guard
Tuna Petunia & Witch Hazel are enjoying some fresh made squirrel block served out of a clam shell. #squirrels
Spray Dee Vance beard
Soon, my sweet.
OMG... this is the best thing ever!
Didn't you wear shorts on a zoom call interview??? 🤭😁😉
FBI agents shouldn't be more qualified than the presidential administration
It's easy to bruise & blow a vein when your skin is so very thin
Who is going to be picked as vance's vp?
This man is an idiot
^yet
Walz 2028
Please let that worm crawl into his brain!
His 1st name is Holland. Get it right
Oh yep my husband said he used one when he was a kid and it was so dangerous he will never use one again.
My husband saw a post on Craigslist calling a chop saw a radial arm saw and he's still ranting about the difference and the types of saws 30 minutes later
They could join ICE
Neither did they
He could probably fit in OJ's gloves
Little Harvey Wallhanger's eyes are starting to open
The worst thing is that he won't be alive to see all of the celebrations
2 down
This is the 4th hottest take I've read about this
Dialysis Clinic?
If only someone smarter than a toddler would have known..
Alien Squirth... Petunia & Hazel #squirrels
He is an ignorant Hillbilly at heart. The opposite of senator kennedy
I didn't know they made tactical vests in 4xl. Or jeans in a 52x30
If A1C was a person
Able to leap 5' fences in a roll, faster than a sloth, more powerful than a 4 Lokos...
I've seen better action at Steven Seagal karate match
There's 5 babies now Tuna Petunia & Witch Hazel: 6 weeks, came from the gas explosion in Wilmington. Daisy, Tuffi, & Harvey: 3 weeks, came from inside a wall after mom caught & relocated/released.
Meet Daisy. Pulled out of a wall today.
Tuna Petunia & Witch Hazel moved into the big house today
It seems like the rest of the world is catching on while The US is stuck in the past because an orange buffoon doesn't understand sunlight & darkness
Tuna Petunia & Witch Hazel. #squirrels
This is Tuna Petunia the phquirrel. She has a bit of an overbite
We have named them Tuna Petunia & Witch Hazel.
But most of us won't have our deaths celebrated
Cheese is BOGO at harris teeter
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
There is very subtle messaging in 45-47 vs 45/47
trump voter. Whomp
Welp, the explosion in Wilmington yesterday has brought us these 2 sisters
