Kinda bummed I didn’t win the Lotto.
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Kinda bummed I didn’t win the Lotto.
Fuck yeah. Thank you!
My guess is the announcement is he's starting a war to distract from being dead (and Epstein).
Utinni!
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If they were really good, they’d run with the “he’s dead” storyline—stage a funeral in the U.S. Capitol for all to see, his body lying in state—and then have him rise… Riiiiiiiiiiiiise!
Are you effing serious? How about breathing free air? That’s more than they deserve.
I’m at the midpoint of my current script, so you’re really not giving me any excuses not to be finished and well into the next draft by NYE 😬
Pretty rich hearing hiphop playing in the background. Who’s gonna tell them…?
The ones screaming for zero separation of church and state are the same ones losing their minds when anyone from the church says anything they disagree with politically.
Are the interns who run his socials also dead?
Take the top down and the rest will crumble
The white hat is a white flag for the grim reaper
This is what we in the entertainment biz call "tech alive."
🚨When all is said and done the money that was WASTED on Alligator Alcatraz could’ve easily been the 1 TRILLION that was cut from Medicaid. There must be oversight for the OUTRAGEOUS costs: 1) Monetarily 2) Environmentally & 3) The Physical & Mental Health stress this cost people and their families.🚨
PragerU spelled certify wrong on the Oklahoma certificate of completion, because of course they did.
Congress is back in session this week, which means Americans should be focused on two things: releasing the full Epstein Files and full transparency regarding the president’s fitness for the job given his clear mental and physical decline.
Labor Day feels like a good time to remind everyone that the current administration is actively weakening labor unions and rolling back worker protections in a concerted effort to destroy the middle class and stifle upward mobility for the working class. Enjoy the BBQ.
Bahaha I was going to comment this on the original post 🌈
Thoughts… just thoughts.
There’s an active murder investigation happening at Burning Man, and if local law enforcement don’t find a suspect in the next 24 hours (by interviewing people on psychedelics) the crime scene disappears—and when 80,000 people drive out of the desert—a killer could be among them. FADE THE FUCK IN:
Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
No mention of any heroics by the disgraced former mayor and NY state bar barred attorney.
Perfect gif
I hope Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss can find it in their hearts to cover Rudy Giuliani’s medical expenses since they own his ass.
Imagine going on a date with this dude and going back to his house; I imagine you’d never expect to see the next day alive
I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.
You can tell he knows things because of the way he spells Kremlin— sorry, Cremlin— my bad, Kremil.
Pro-tip for anyone saying they want to get into Heaven: don’t make everyone else’s lives Hell. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
He starts randomly jabbering on about getting into heaven. Mysterious bruising on his hand. He disappears from the public eye for days. Even a child would suspect something was up. Everyone but Congress and mainstream media.
You know, I disagree with Lankford approximately 99% of the time, but he seems like a man who stands by his principles, which is rare. Malignant capitalism has affected our food supply, and it should be addressed—with science—not debunked dime-store conspiracy theories.
The only thing this witch did in LA was drain the local cosmetic supply
Honestly, why is @cnn.com even putting this actual Nazi on air. What a disgrace.
“Sometimes dead is better.”
People, please stop ruining my "he could be dead" party. Sure maybe JD can control a cult while being controlled by an in-fighting committee of trillionaire shadow POTUS bros. I don't think so. But even so, he'll still be very dead. Dead is good. We have to find joy where we can.
Many years ago, I attended an exhibition hosted by the Smithsonian Institution on the kind of art Nazis found to be acceptable, which dovetails nicely with what our current crop of Nazis is doing to the Smithsonian. The past is prologue. www.si.edu/exhibitions/...
I had totally forgot about this guy until this very moment
The only perception that’s been corrected is the way people are perceiving you.
This is phenomenal messaging. Hello Democrats? Knock knock, anybody home?
And during a heatwave, no less.
While I’m not a fan of the muddy the waters technique because it’s usually an act of bad faith, this feels like a giant sift for all the muckery.
Ugh. I am so sorry. 103.5?? 🥵 That’s terrifying. Glad you’re in the mend… rest until you’re ready. We need you
They did plenty, by confirming him.
Let him live out his final days in— oh, fuck that.
The last two posts on the original thread 🔥
Talent isn't rare. Throw an apple & you hit someone with talent. Perseverance? rare. Work ethic? exceedingly rare; the willingness to grind. Being able to endure the scorn, rejection & privation a life in the arts dooms you to in the United States is unicorn-scarce. But talent? Talent is everywhere.
Oingo is solid. Saw them at the AZ State Fair once. My flexes would have to be RHCP in a 150 person bar in the 80s while they were on LSD and still had Slovack on guitar, or The Sugarcubes in a hotel ballroom on Valentines D Lou ay in 1990(?).
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
In a national poll, 9 out of 10 American flags prefer Governor Gavin Christopher Newsom.
For us and this very moment 🤣
Even in a moderately functioning democracy…
I’m not everyone’s cup of tea—and that’s fine—but I’d still be kind of bummed if hundreds of millions of people were eagerly anticipating my demise.
DOGE wasn’t a cost-cutting venture. It was a data mining operation for private interests. Trump opened the gates to the castle from inside for invaders with bad and greedy intent to plunder and exploit.
Looks like, acts like, smells like… deductive reasons says…
Hey, by chance have you seen my…
We went from modern science to medicine wagon in 7 months.
Tennis ball is my go to for isolated pain points.
The only Oscar I’ve ever held was King Vidor’s
Conclusive proof thoughts and prayers don’t work: he’s fine.
That’s some disappointing news to wake up to.
The National Guardeners
Even if it happened, we still want the Epstein files.
I’m confused, will Thoughts and Prayers help make it true?
Or not…
With a golden toilet
“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
There’s a digital billboard here in LA on Santa Monica Blvd that’s basically a counter that tracks every smoking death of the year. It would be a great candidate for this.
All you need to know about “Meta Ethics” is that Zuckerberg’s entire empire was built off a program that objectified women to satisfy the fragile, insecure egos of beta dudes with zero rizz. Everything else flows from that broken, pettiness.
What we need as a society is to see Swift lead a class action lawsuit against Meta that ends with Zuck on welfare.
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled (rightly) that His Magasty's tariffs are illegal. Which is really cool until it gets to the Supreme Corpse, and they gently lick all the pus off his balls.
Hopefully soon…
I’m sure he’s paying his respects to the labor unions and working class all weekend long…
I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
Anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to put PeeWee German in front of cameras either sucks at their job, or has no intention of ever leaving it.
The only way these guys can find a woman to fuck them is for the purposes of preserving their own shallow gene pool; it certainly has nothing to do with pleasure, fun, or even love—just a primal instinct to survive in the face of extinction due to evolution, which they ironically refuse to accept.
Why when she can make millions as a lobbyist.
I actually long for the relative democracy of his batshit crazy incompetent murderous first term.
The sitting President of the United States raped children and he’s in no danger of being held accountable for it.
And God said "now I will a make a man with the most punchable face in all of humanity" and then God made JD Vance's face and then God rested because he saw that it was good.
The clip from November in San Francisco of one criminal act as if it’s a national security issue would be hilarious if their audience didn’t believe every frame of it
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Labor Day feels like a good time to remind everyone that the current administration is actively weakening labor unions and rolling back worker protections in a concerted effort to destroy the middle class and stifle upward mobility for the working class. Enjoy the BBQ.
Can we get to the Valhalla part?
Are we gonna let this stand? Are we “over” the Epstein files?
Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
“I’m not buying that” is a weird response to math.
We will not let them sweep this under the rug
Solid gif 🤣
😂 🎭 🥝
You sound like my wife. BTW—I offered her my fuzz cups after my scooping (because they’re so nutritious) but she rejected them.
I admire your range 🙌🏼 🥝
Omg — I feel seen 🥝 👀 🥄