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The English translation of San Diego is Whale's Vagina, according to Ron Burgundy.
Vasectomy at 18. Artificial insemination for all.
I'll kick in $5
224 to be exact
At least he isn't lying.
IIRC there's a drug store on the first floor. I avoid Damen/Milwaukee intersection like the plague so its been decades for me, too.
And tons of crime.
Every time another of his lies is proven to be a lie, the media and much of the public are shocked. WHY? Having the memory of a goldfish is fine for athletes from one play to the next but NOT FOR VOTERS. When will you WAKE THE FUCK UP?
It's like he lied to them.
Definitely not a pedophile
Im guessing those aboriginal kids' ancestors were in Australia waaaaay before the whites who are causing the trouble.
It's Labor Day. A day we honor the strength and commitment of the millions who labor to make this country what it is, while a convicted felon hides his infirmities, lies to the public, has broken promises for 224 consecutive days to stop the invasion of Ukraine. Where's the #epsteinevidence????
And on the day of his release, drop dead 2 feet short of the exit from prison, his family broke from the lawsuits, no one there to take him, no maralardo to return to because it was foreclosed. Don Jr feeding them by shooting rats in the subways of NYC, where mayor mamdani works.
It took less time for his ear to regenerate exactly as it was before he got "shot."
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow
Or the #epsteinevidence
Has the #felon47 regime given any justification for this? I can find none in the news.
We really need a sarcasm emoticon
No, we can't have that. Next thing they'll want to vote and stuff.
My landscapers work a lot cheaper. Yes, they're all legal.
And the ones who were screaming about integrating schools back then raised kids who are preventing grandkids from learning what happened.
Just saw another episode with her doing spicy and the motorized lecturn. Still works years later.
Shouldn't an elected representative be able to demonstrate their capability to live up to the demands of their office? Theyre all privy to national security secrets. Make it a yearly requirement at the very least.
You win the internet for the day
First #felon47 now this? Something is definitely up.
Who decides where to send reporters who work for newspapers, tv, etc.? If it's editors, they're missing A LOT. Maybe all reporters should be 1099 contractors who can sell their work to anyone.
I know that hat looks even more ridiculous than his usual Reich wing billboard hats.
I just realized that journalists should be looking to the music industry for ways to monetize in the electronic age like musicians did when Napster came out. Or did/will AI make them completely irrelevant?
They don't treat him like any other politician because they know he will cut off access to them and/or their organization for any slight, real or imagined. They'd rather maintain access and keep their jobs than actually DO their jobs.
Hey Alex Phillips: The best thing about democracy is you don't have to spend your money on food you don't like. So quit whining like a b11ch
They aren't even invading Chicago yet, and its a problem. observer.co.uk/news/interna...
They're creating fear of public spaces, fear of people in uniform, etc. When the final clampdown comes, we'll be too afraid to stop them.
Anything that steaming pile of treasonous diarrhea says is a lie. The only newsworthy thing he could ever say is something that is objectively true.
I would never vote.for Newsom because he doesn't thank me for my attention to this matter!!! Bwahahahahaha
That guy looks strangely familiar.
Hey #republicans Remember how you said #Biden was too old and incompetent to be president? How's that working out?
He looks like me when im trto get the family to leave on time. "Let's GOOOOOOOO!!!"
Never wish death on a human. Fortunately, that steaming pile of orange diarrhea is not human.
Whatever it is, i consider the lack of communication from that steaming pile of orange diarrhea better than the lies and hatred he's normally vomiting.
Day 223. No end of the invasion of #Ukraine. No release of the #epsteinevidence No relief on consumer prices, no end to the illegal kidnapping of people by out government. #resist
They're being KIDNAPPED. The fact that they kidnappers work for the government is irrelevant. No warrants, no due process, no way to track whereabouts, no way to know who the involved officers are, that's KIDNAPPING.
She has the memory of a goldfish Susan Collins ‘Extremely Alarmed’ By The Firing Of CDC Director flip.it/O6qr.A
Yeah, if you can buy a gun off the radar, you'd probably get the ammo that way, too.
Probably. Although I see people making trips out of state for their ammo to avoid taxes, like people do with liquor and cigarettes, it certainly would make some think twice.
The sad thing is that whatever laws are passed to alleviate gun violence, some nutjob group will file a lawsuit and the scum-scotus will overturn it.
States are joining together to develop their own health guidelines initiatives, other countries are joining together, there's a belt and road initiative throughout Asia, and the US? Standing around with our micropenis in our tiny, bruised hand.
And i bet Kennedy puts on his witch's hat whenever he is doing his science experiments.
Day 222. No end to the invasion of #Ukraine no #epsteinevidence in sight, no reduction of consumer prices. You WASTED your vote on a WASTE of a human.
We can't ignore our failures as a nation.
It's sort of like the South did in the 1850s. There was a difference, though. But we're no longer allowed to know what was happening in the South prior to 1865.
Wrap children in the #epsteinevidence and they'll be well protected from gun violence.
Even the old Batman tv show penguin, played by Burgess Meredith, would be a relief.
The penguins would do a better job than the criminals we have now.
Who cares? If he isn't talking, he isn't lying. And while he is objectively the worst president* in history, do you want to #futonfucker to be #futonfucker48
I spent enough time in Oklahoma to know that they ALREADY think slavery was a good idea. If the US were to get an enema, the hose would be inserted in Tulsa.
Can't do that in the US. The for-profit private prisons would go out of business, and some rich guys would have slightly less 💰
Getting rid of collins would be a bump.
I've never even been to Maine and I agree.
He can't be any worse than she is.
The most accurate description ever.
I can tell rfk is a fucking moron just by listening to him.
What a sad, pathetic little boy you are.
Survey: has anyone seen any news in the past 12 hours about the #Minneapolis shooting? Or have we moved on already? After all, we said #thoughtsandprayers and expressed some outrage, which is all that's required
Who wrote the headline? It's forEgoing. People don't read, don't write, don't proofread. It's no wonder people like #felon47 wheels abbott, ralphy cruz, and the rest get elected. And yes, I purposely don't capitalize their names because THEY DON'T DESERVE MY RESPECT.
The tariffs are illegal, but nothing will change, and our Cowardly Congress will do NOTHING to stop him. Most Trump tariffs ruled illegal by appeals court, dealing major blow to trade policy flip.it/zmUx-p
His social media person ALMOST makes me want to get an evil-x account
Is the information in the link inaccurate?
Sucks when you get called out on your bullshit, huh, Moses and faux.
Who wouldn't be outraged? Not that it matters. The majority of Congress don't give a shit. They're owned by the NRA.
So what are you DOING about it Sen. #SusanCollins from Maine, besides pay lip service? I can express outrage far cheaper than the $174,000 we TAXPAYERS pay you. #DOSOMETHING or get the fuck out of office.
@murray.senate.gov says these arrests are "sick" but what is she DOING about it? www.cbsnews.com/news/border-...
And buy themselves a few seats in the house they would typically lose in the midterms. Assuming we have a fair election in 2026.
Iowa is a thoroughly red state, though, and has been since 1900. ballotpedia.org/Presidential... suggesting that the $ is less relevant than the "R." Voters' short term outrage is unlikely to sustain through 2026 as the Reich will likely pass some short term tax relief to lower incomes (1/2)
Show us your papers!!!
Instead of inside the schools, put up like a one block perimeter. Or no guns within 1 mile of schools. Or no guns within, say 10 miles. Or, hear me out, whole towns where you can't bring guns in. Or even statewide. Or ... www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Didn't the Minneapolis shooter fire from outside the building?
And people think he's a "former" heroin addict.
We didn't after Newtown, after Pulse, after las Vegas, after Parkland, after Columbine. After .... The US culture is violence and death. It's who we are.
He's probably been in a heroin lab.
You iowans elected her. Did you not know what (yes, i said what) you were voting for?
That supercommute is incredibly difficult. Have sympathy.
Day 221 of the broken promise (not that many of us believe him) to end the invasion of #Ukraine because of the #felon47 kleptocrats and incompetent staff www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
It USED to be sort of funny back when they were talking about stupid shit, like ##bowlinggreenmassacre and #bloodriver but now the buffoonery has reached the tipping point.
Who wouldn't support a gag order for the entire #felon47 regime
What if we have people who can be trained to put out fires, and buy them special trucks so they have the tools to put out fires?
When gun nutters say they're sending prayers, are they just praying we'll forget that the US is a gun crazy country?
Also, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Yeah, you should.
So should his boss, his underlings, and everyone who voted for him.
As paymaster for GSPPI (George Soros Paid Protester International) remember you do NOT get a meal allowance if you protest for less than 4 hours CONTINUOUSLY. Checks will continue to be sent postmarked "non-existent bunker under Denver Airport"
Or another way, imagine you're "taking orders" from Henry VIII. Is that any more insane?
Who you calling a ho?
Literally no one e gives a shit what #futonfucker thinks. Not even his wife.
Do you think whining from the sidelines is worth a shit? You want legal change in this country? You need to elect OUR people, not their fascists. Assuming we have a semi-legit election, we need to have ELECTABLE candidates, not necessarily the best candidates.
But before you do that answer me this: how do watch the sky with your head so far up your own asshole?
1. Your comprehension skills are sorely lacking because your inferences are WAAAY off base. 2. Your words are so kind I'm not going to tell you that you're a fucking clown who should fuck all the way off. Nah, yes I am. Fuxk off. Then fuck off more.
Also: days since a nutcase decided to murder children: 1.
Day 220 without a withdrawal of the invasion of #Ukraine. Day 220 since orange diarrhea promised to release the #epsteinevidence. Day 220 of higher food prices.
Jeebus: "new prayer line. Who dis?"