That didn't work out too well for Herman Cain
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That didn't work out too well for Herman Cain
GOP hates women, and MAGA wants trad wives, non-consensual sex, and to be able to rape children. Make beating the shit out of your wife bad again. www.rawstory.com/oklahoma-rep...
I was walking mine around the common one day & I forget what happened but all of a sudden he took off like a flash. He literally pulled me off my feet & I went flying. Landed on my elbows but I didn't drop the leash 😂
This administration especially hates brown women & children. To be honest they hate anyone who's not white. Unless you're a bootlicker like Tim Scott
She sounds beautiful. And that combination definitely does sound like high energy! My guy is like a mini horse. He's so freaking strong he drags me around lol
Are you fucking kidding me????? I had to read this 3 times because I kept thinking I'd misread it. This is what happens when unqualified people have to keep kissing the ring in gratitude for their job. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
I'll get him slimmed down if it's the last thing I do. And it might end up being the last thing I do cuz the scale hasn't budged much 😂
Same wavelength chiclet 💙
It's so disturbing. People need to open their eyes
Tell Gary, not me! I'm an innocent victim here!
Same here. I'm an Independent & I will never vote Republican again as long as there are MAGAt politicians still breathing. Gotta snuff out the whole GOP party & start over.
JFC no wonder kids are growing up to be stupid adults
How about against?
Next week about this time I'm gonna be enjoying an outdoor fire pit just like that. Can't wait
BREAKING: a photo of Rudy Giuliani has been released, after he was involved in a serious accident that shows that he is doing well, and has even requested that his temperature taken "orally" by his nurse. #RudyGiuliani
Despite the fact that Maxwell had openly mentioned Epstein associates being in Trump’s current cabinet, Blanche a hardened lawyer not known for missing a trick in trial argument did not pause to ask Maxwell to identify the cabinet members she was referring to. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
We are so fucked.
40% of Missourians vote for Democrats, and this is the Congressional map the Republicans are pushing for.
You always do buddy. You're a good doobie 🫶
It is! Just because I told Gary to slurp once if he needed help he's waging a diaper vendetta against me 😱
That made me laugh
No fucking way Gary. Don't you even start that shit. I draw the line at dirty diaper play 😂
Steve! 🤣🤣🤣
Is that the number 1 cause of ED? 😂
What's number 1?
No Gary. Just no. Uh uh
Not yet. People need to aim more carefully
I think he barricaded himself in the shop & hasn't paid the wireless bill. He's apparently got his hands full....
Steve Irwin's got nothing on you. Plus, he's dead sooooo
Bahaha the right-wing fucks call us weak? These little bitches are afraid of a rainbow crosswalk? Fuck off you insecure, weak ass, mother fuckers! 🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈
That's a pretty weird looking bruise.
He was born with the mark of the pedo
Me neither. It looks uncomfortable & scary & sweaty & sweaty & gross. And peeing yourself purposely as an adult is totally fucking warped
It really is. People are fucked in the cabeza
Nightmare inducing 😭
So tacky
Bring it buddy 😂
You are 2 lbs 2 ounces with 100 lbs of I'll fuck you up squirreltude Doc 💙🐿
I think our mailmen have a bunny slipper foot fetish
That would be an awesome Valentine's Day card! Right from the heart ya know? And with pretty calligraphy & everything
It's so funny that you mention Showgirls! I was talking about that with someone the other day. Also did you know Screech from Saved by the bell did porn???
Goddammit Gary 😭😭 My eyes
Ooh girl you are stylin' too. Does the mailman always look at your feet like he wants to steal them? Mine does
I know. A ton of people wear them. They must actually be really comfortable if so many people wear them
Gary! You're still alive!
You trademark it, I'll write the "poetry." Deal?
You must have some stories
Those country bares get down
You need to trademark that shit
It looks like you're trying to attract the cats to be honest. Gotta be careful where you shake your tail
You intimidated them with your virility. Some guys can't handle a little testosterone
😂😂😂 Can you imagine how badly that would smell when they open it?
If you put socks in them you'll be double safe
They're also the most successful of all prophylactics - because they repel people 😂
Is this like the art imitates life thing? 😂
Luckily instead of being like herpes, Birkenstockosis is more like chlamydia. It's treatable & usually clears up if you wear fashionable yet comfortable footwear
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Alright. I may have to upgrade
They're so stuck up. All "look at us. We're pillars of the community." I'm never invited to that stuff 😪
Harry turned my head into a Birkenstock. Both are bad but Crocs are just a teensy bit more offensive
They are pretty warm now that you mention it
I don't wanna know where that things been. It's like Chinese finger cuffs...but different
That made me laugh. You are indubitably an upstanding member of the local Rotary Club
Since everyone's sharing I guess I will too. My go-to footwear mailbox attire
Heartless no! Not you too! If it's only to the mailbox you're still ok. However, if that's your go to footwear for anything else, I may need to stage an intervention
That just killed my dreams of Disneyland
At least it makes me feel better that the majority of Musk fans aren't real people. Granted, the ones that are real are barely people themselves lol
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Definitely useful footwear for nurses. Wearing them anywhere else is tragic 😂
He should've known it was over when she said she wanted to take this outside
😂😂 Since this is bluesky you're probably gonna be spared of this
That's oddly specific & sounds incredibly disturbing. And dude, wtf is up with Crocs being everywhere lately? 😭
Gary? Are you in there? Slurp once for yes & twice for no 🤣🤣
Holy fuck 😭😭
Girl you're killing me 😂😂 This shit is just not right 😂😂
I know that something has to happen for gifs to be transferred to Bluesky. But I don't know how to do it & I don't really care anyway so I'm good with that 😂 I'm on the verge of tech illiteracy when it comes to stuff like that
Right? Like what the actual fuck is wrong with some people?
It's a step ladder thank you very much 😂
Divorcerversy is catchy
I wonder what kind of holidays people would buy those cards for? Like "Hey it's Friday! Now go fuck yourself!" 😂
I missed my calling as a greeting card writer
So if they're also suffering, do they not count themselves among the blessed? It sounds like they have Stockholm syndrome
I totally agree with you about them trashing everything & everyone. If you were dealing with "normal" citizens, they would've already turned on Trump. But these are the people who believe MAGA when they say Dems are responsible for this bad thing. Even if they live in GOP stronghold
To be fair everything about that video looks weird as fuck 😂
I guess I have a thing for nursery rhymes 😂
It does! You mean that may not be his tongue? I don't think I want to know what it is then 😂
They'd rather have a shittier life if it means others will too. Except the multimillionaires - MAGAt voters go out of their way to help them
That's science. It's been proven
Had to tinkle. But where did he go to pee? He called up Melania & snuck up behind her & said hey I just did wee wee
I hope you're right but I'm not sure. The problem isn't just MAGA (all Republicans tbh) politicians, it's their base too. A lot of the regular people that support them are stupid & don't pay attention to all the shit moves they pull. They want to hurt the same people & that's good enough for them
The lips on this thing are a little too small. However, the plastic wrap glaze is a nice touch. You know Kim's got more plastic in her body than the Pacific ocean
True but what if you're able to bring that exceptional intelligence & adorableness with you each time you come back
That's the safest option 😂
Omfg 🤣🤣 The noises are so fucking gross
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Those are 2 pretty extreme extremes. Wander home...or die
That place would smell awful 😂
Me too! He's got some great music
Idk what an avif is?