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Just two days till I can Silk my Song
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Just two days till I can Silk my Song
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A lot of people are saying sports too. Dunno how to do that organically but you're right, just need more groups to give it a shot
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I had to throw out 20 pounds of birdseed. My day is ruined and the birds are all gonna laugh at me
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Heard, but also where else would anyone see this if they don't live there
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I kinda blame this for my stepdad tearing his achilles. He was always fit but later on had a 50 lb ruck and did a bunch of training and races with it. I think the extra stress led to the tear, and then all that recovery ate up time he could have spent working out
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I'm cool with letting people pray in public, but as I've worked out my own version of faith I can't stand doing it publicly or seeing others do it. Just feels performative. I prefer to do it in my private, comfy spaces
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Hey sorry to bug you but what's the quote in your bio from? Couldn't find it when I looked it up
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There's a weird part of me that misses long loading screens from the PS2 era
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Yeah who needs clean water and fair energy bill pricing anyway?
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To add on to everyone else pointing out the absurdity of this as a story, why did this go out at 1 AM?
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Seems like the AI has no clue how page turning works. Wonky as hell when they were flipping through the books
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Now that I look again it also looks like that boardwalk doesn't end, just kinda morphs into rock
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Could you help me spot the signs of AI in this one? My initial thought was AI but I dont see any dead giveaways
Diana E (@bluedee.bsky.social) reposted
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Just for one episode please
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She's like a reverse advertisement for plastic surgery. If you're on the fence about face work, look at her and decide its not worth it
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I told my boss silksong was coming out. HR nodded solemnly and cleared my week
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Silksong is both my mom and dad
daffodyl (@armadyllo.bsky.social)
I didn't realize my vpn being connected to Montreal meant my ads are all in french now. If this is what makes me fall in love with the language I'm gonna be pissed
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Purple is my favorite sky color, looks sick
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Mean World Syndrome is a hell of a drug. I first learned about it when researchers were just focusing on TV but social media was practically designed to make it worse
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This is my mantra for now
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While reading about the first English pornographic novel, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure, I learned about a vagina metaphor I've never heard. Give it up for "the nethermouth," courtesy of 1748
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Any port in a storm
Gr4y (@gr4ywith4.bsky.social) reposted
Nailsmith at work! - - - - - #art #blender3d #pixel #animation #3dart #hollowknight
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More drilling will fix us
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Data centers deserve whatever is gonna happen to them when people start running out of clean water and realize who's to blame
daffodyl (@armadyllo.bsky.social) reply parent
I fucking love that Wired is cool reporting on stuff like ai porn addicted gooners. Msm is probably scared of these kinds of stories but it really needs a ton of attention
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Anyone else hiding in a dark closet at work? It's nice in here
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Are we finally safe? @parksival.bsky.social
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God forbid the us government improve energy efficiency. But yes, its the homeowners who are responsible for fixing climate change
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I dont think rotating ingredients is enough to summon the lord of rotating sandwiches
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A zamboni the size of a roomba is what the world needs
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Then we'll both be holding our breath forever. Quit leaving negative comments and do something that makes you feel better instead
daffodyl (@armadyllo.bsky.social) reply parent
Your mood would probably improve if you didnt leave that comment and got some activity instead
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I wanted to like Skinamarink so much more but yeah it goes on forever. Eerie for sure though
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Life is unfair
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Sure its frustrating to be asked for your money. Be frustrated. But nobody is forcing people to just shout their negative opinions constantly
daffodyl (@armadyllo.bsky.social) reply parent
"They deserve what the fascists did to them" thats all I keep hearing
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I'll give them the fact that NPR does try to be more objective than most sources, but nowhere near the both-sides sanewashing of other mainstream media companies
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Lotta people who supposedly hate the trump admin's choices, yet are telling the recently defunded public media company "good you deserve what the administration just did to you". Fucks sake people save your snide bs until after the dust settles and the fascists are gone
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After sticking around too long more than once, I've become the good person that leaves the second I smell bullshit
Doig & Swift (@doigswift.com) reposted
Purple Burglar Alarm
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Being a dunkin employee was like working in a vending machine. Nothing is created there, your toaster oven at home is a way better breakfast companion
Regular Show🐦🦝 (@regshowooc.bsky.social) reposted
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And then they pet his tummy right?
daffodyl (@armadyllo.bsky.social) reply parent
Baffled by people looking at a snack review and feeling the need to screech about diabetes, genocide, anything. It's a fucking snack review, we don't need scathing critics in every comment section
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Sick
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The Riley bill was atrocious. However, I'll take any seemingly strong opposition figures i can get right now, and after fascism is less of a threat we'll get back to policing their votes. Unless you want us to throw away every opposition figure who isn't perfect?
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Nope! Not gonna split hairs when things are this awful, I'll go back to caring super hard about every little vote once nazis are out of office
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@vespiarie.bsky.social ?
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What's a number of nuggets that someone could tell you they ate where you're almost disgusted, but more impressed? Anyway 40 was easier than I thought
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The bugs getting eaten by birds in my garden probably would ask the same thing. Bro idk i just set up the garden
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Small chance the house stops it but im not holding my breath
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I think we're just seeing the end result of decades of media induced brainwashing. I'm not letting people off the hook for voting bad, but between tv and social media, I think this shows the power of drowning people in mindless content, to the point that they hurt themselves and others
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Every time I see a brain drain article I get bummed about being the kind of unskilled worker who has no chance of getting out of here
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Yeah my family treated me like an elitist while I was at a state school an hour and a half away. In an even MORE rural part of Georgia than where I came from
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I'm learning that people can't imagine enjoying food without knowing an animal died to become dinner. Just saying, if we were all stuck under vampires and the vampires were debating lab grown blood, we'd beg them to stop killing us and do the fake blood instead
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Not me doing a bunch of 'sks' after reading this
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My favorite example: people were taught to hate the word regulation, when concerning businesses that act illegally or unethcially. But if you switch to the word guard-rails, you have an easier time getting through that preconceived notion
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
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Easiest block of my life
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Damn I was kinda hoping you were an actual, living, breathing sword
daffodyl (@armadyllo.bsky.social) reply parent
But what happens when someone steals your lemons?
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I cant believe you guys are catching shit for this. Guns and tactical gear make me scared and I would have no way of knowing a man's intentions just based off vibes. Of course he didn't deserve to be shot at, but people are ridiculous for thinking you're victim shaming just by pointing out optics
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Funny to watch someone offer their child overhead to the pope
Thomas Rothlisboiga (@thomasrothlisberg.bsky.social) reposted
When we play multi, and you yell at me- just know that this is who you're yelling at.
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Having an entire console sold on the premise of "trust me bro, games are coming" seems unnecessary and a little insulting. Consoles used to need a lineup of exclusives to justify their existence, whereas now consoles (not just Nintendo) seem content with launching with fewer and fewer titles
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I'll never understand the decision to launch consoles with no solid lineup of exclusives. Couldn't they just wait until at least a few more games are ready, even just the new donkey Kong, before asking people to invest in the console?
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No protest will ever be favorably covered. No matter how polite the protesters are, or how many rules they follow
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Everything with Popes looks like a dark souls environment
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I just dont see how proving his point makes this place better. You realize you can just block him and never see his stuff again right? Plus, the billionaires who don't even pretend to out themselves out there on public platforms are probably ones to worry about more
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Objectivity means nothing in the face of state sponsored hatred. Plus, American journalism has proud roots in holding the wealthy and politically connected accountable for their terrible actions. Journalistic excellence does not depend on bland, robotic recitation of facts
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Rich, unethical people I'd imagine
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In The Fellowship of the Rimg audio book, I've realized that Andy Serkis reading as Tom Bombadil is just an excited John Oliver
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This guy over here with his big ass flowers. Must be nice buddy all my flowers are small
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I see no lie in the original
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Nah as a server and former bartender, if someone ever cracks a joke like that to a customer they deserve to get shamed. Completely against what service is about
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No farming social sims?
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@vespiarie.bsky.social
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Their only competitor, Plugmatic, has pulled out
mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted
“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron
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Dollar General CEO has previously said that the company does better when consumers are worse off financially. Bad economy and less money to spend means better outlook for Dollar General
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The dark souls of kart racers
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This clip is one of my favorite Pride traditions
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MatPat better poke his head out when Deltarune launches just for old times sake
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Governor?
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Redditors really hate on women just for being there sometimes. If it was just "I dont care for her comics/humor", they could block, scroll past, not leave shitty comments. You know, like well adjusted adults
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Neat! Free courses always make me feel hopeful
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Are people eating the onion harder than usual with this one?
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Yes, but perhaps we should ask, "Why goes there?"
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Probably some hardworking orcas under there somewhere