donald is a SHOE-IN for the nobel peace prize now...
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donald is a SHOE-IN for the nobel peace prize now...
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they're all holding hands and doubtless laughing at trump. i'm sure it's FINE.
jfc, they're all holding hands, and doubtless laughing at trump.
jd isn't particularly liked by the maga faithful & no one can take over as cult leader. also, the ppl behind the regime don't *quite* have enough pieces in place yet to not need the maghats anymore. but the clock is ticking, so keeping up the #Resistance is critical rn.
the one good thing is that jd isn't particularly liked by the maga faithful & no one can take over as cult leader. also, the ppl behind the regime don't *quite* have enough pieces in place yet to not need the maghats anymore. but the clock is ticking, so keeping up the #Resistance is critical rn.
the us has never been a party to the icc. that's why putin and netanyahu were able to come without fear of being arrested.
they say the orange man he is ded. ah, what can you do? is no need to be sad. i send the other one new couch. he will give me ukraine.
i was in a store one time and... the beach boys started singing a fucking christmas song! the only reason i didn't destroy that place like a rampaging bull was that it was so absurd. i mean, how can you even be mad when your two most hated kinds of music coalesce in a tuesday morning's?
putin: where is the orange man? he amuses me.
yep, that's why i gave it to you. 🙃
ok, i'll tell you. carol burnett show sketch called 'the walnuts'.
revised lyrics: ding dong the fascist's ded which old fash? the orange fash. ding ding the fucking fascist's ded!
idk how any child of DAVID BOWIE could be autistic, but there you go. the tism continues to confound. www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-bo...
kindof, but not really.
99.100%, me.
good night, john-girl. -good night, mama-woman. . . . (platinum star to the first person who can prove they get the reference).
oh fer chrissakes. here's trump inspecting the new building site for... i dunno, whatever. some company that's gonna make stuff in america again. the point is, he's FINE. didn't you just lay the new limestone in the rose garden w/him the other day @repjackkimble.bsky.social?
if the ruling holds, shouldn't WE be getting the refund checks?
not looking forward to the wailing and the rending of tshirts, but it's better he kicks it before they get many more pieces in place. also, i can turn the coverage off, open my windows and bask in the symphony of cheers that will be resounding through my city!
gas is $4.77/gallon by me. course, i live in one of those rrradical leftist communist woke socialist aborting babies as late as 2 years old firey toppling hellhole old hippie murica-hating cities that only lets ppl use 1 cup of water per day total & we're all trans bc biden! so maybe that's why.
can't figure out if HE doesn't know that putting things in quotations indicates sarcasm, or if he thinks the maghats don't know that.
Let's give a shout out to the men & women who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay. Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas. Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art
oh for the love of GAWD. here's trump inspecting the new building site for i don't know...whatever. some company that's gonna make stuff in america again. the point is, he's FINE.
the last one was hard bc - i'll admit it - never particularly cared for the beatles. and i swear to all that is holy...if you do the beach boys or christmas songs i'll track you DOWN! 🤣 (but also, i'm not kidding about those. they drive my autistic brain into abject rage!)
yeah, but he really misses his great friend 'the hulkster'.
can't bring myself to watch it cuz i lived in nola then. and i taught special ed there from 2008-2021. 7 years in new orleans east. lmk if they mention the generational trauma. i taught kids who were born YEARS after katrina who spoke of it like they were there bc the family stories ran so deep.
and hulk hogan for his support.
is there a place we can go to watch coverage of actions across the country?
Hi. I’m the executive director of the organization that had the honor of hosting the FEMA Katrina Declaration and I can confirm this is a lie. NICE TRY, KRISTI! @standupforscience.bsky.social @atrupar.com
hey kristi lynn? there are 3 more months left in the hurricane season. and one more hurricane season before the midterms. might be a good idea to brush up on what happened in 2006 after bush botched katrina response...
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was flagged down by a woman with beautiful blonde hair and sumptuous red lipstick who had mistakenly missed a left turn at Albuquerque. Upon learning the woman was in fact a cartoon rabbit,
those two statements would be...
another impressive up and coming dem! keep them coming and boot the $-grubbing, do nothing "centrists" out of leadership!
another impressive up and coming dem! keep them coming and boot the $-grubbing, do nothing "centrists" out of leadership!
a STUPID malignant narcissist is the most dangerous... bc SMART malignant narcissists can control them so easily.
both can be true.
*sigh*. no, this is not a screenshot from the onion. as the danes say, "fuuck, mahn".
uncomfortable history is the MOST important history to preserve and teach.
bibi must have some vile shit on donald.
yet another episode of "tell me you don't know how the internet works without telling me you don't know how the internet works". Top FDA official demands removal of YouTube videos in which he criticized Covid vaccines www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
translation: he was driving 5 mph bc it was hot out and his hair dye was dripping into his eyes...and i don't know, i had to come up with a story and this is all i could think of...it was just too much pressure and i guess i panicked.
translation: he was driving 5 mph bc it was hot out and his hair dye was dripping into his eyes...and i don't know i had to come up with a story and this is all i could think of...i don't do well under pressure.
translation: he was driving 5 mph bc it was hot out and his hair dye was dripping into his eyes, so we had to come up with a story quick.
The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.
translation: he was driving 5 mph bc it was hot out and his hair dye was dripping into his eyes, so we had to come up with a story quick.
magafluencers rn: here's trump inspecting the new building site for...whatever, some company that's gonna make stuff in america again. the point is, he's FINE.
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NEW: The trump administration attempted to remove 600 terrified unaccompanied minors to Guatemala in the middle of the night on a holiday weekend. Judge Sooknanan stopped it. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-sookna...
conservative journalist and former politician in the uk has never heard of fucking TESCO? to be fair, there are only 2,973 locations in the uk.
jeezus, how many thesaurii does that woman own?!
somebody should AI up some studies showing that the pervasive stress of gun violence in america causes mitochondrial damage and/or autism. conclude that the ONLY way to make MAHA is COMPREHENSIVE GUN REFORM! maybe we could get the laws in place before they figure out the ruse.
also take photos of vin numbers on cars if you can. they've been caught on camera swapping out license plates.
trump regime: we can't afford [insert name of program that helps bring ppl out of poverty, which is a proven way to reduce crime]. also trump regime: we can totally afford $1 million a day* to put the national guard in a single city to reduce crime. *that # is from BEFORE ng from other states came
trump regime: we can't afford [insert name of program that helps bring ppl out of poverty, which is a proven way to reduce crime]. also trump regime: we can totally afford $1 million a day* to put the national guard in a single city to reduce crime. *that # is from BEFORE ng from other states came
So awkward to be living through a dystopian novel about techno-fascist billionaires who have banded together with white supremacists, Christian nationalists, and international dictators in an attempt to overthrow democracy and commit genocide, all to establish tech-enabled fiefdoms in their wake.
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
magafluencers rn: here's trump inspecting the new building site for...whatever, some company that's gonna make stuff in america again. the point is, he's FINE.
they've been staging the transition for a couple of weeks now. jd saying how important it is to bring leon back into the fold. jd saying he's ready to take over if "gawd forbid".
Jake is very busy writing an 8 volume series on how Biden has been senile since he was a toddler and why that is a problem for Democrats.
magafluencers rn: here's trump inspecting the new building site for...whatever, some company that's gonna make stuff in america again. the point is, he's FINE.
dude is COMMITTED on this one. posted a screed about this a week ago, too.
best. judge. name. ever.
trump inspecting site of new golf course he's considering building. WE TOLD YOU HE'S FINE!
exactly what i've been thinking!
somebody should AI up some studies showing that the pervasive stress of gun violence in america causes mitochondrial damage and/or autism. conclude that the ONLY way to make MAHA is COMPREHENSIVE GUN REFORM! maybe we could get the laws in place before they figure out the ruse.
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders wants RFK Jr. under oath. He’s demanding a special Senate hearing on the CDC disaster RFK Jr. helped create. Go Bernie!
gawd i miss seeing joe instead of the bloated orange man.
revised lyrics: ding, dong the fascist's ded. which old fash? the orange fash. ding, dong the fucking fascist's ded!
face was super puffy today. will he go for the orange-version of brando in 'the island of doctor moreau' before he kicks it?
will he go for the orange-version of brando in 'the island of doctor moreau' before he kicks it?
will he go for the orange-version of brando in 'the island of doctor moreau' before he kicks it?
99.100% those are iv bruises on his hands. diuretics? he's def more puffy in this pic than a few days go with lee.
well you are looking frailer by the day, donald.
i had to look it up. doug's tweet sounds even weirder to me now. he was removed from the ballot bc his lt. gov. running mate quit and filed to be removed from the ballot, bc she says he pocketed a $2,700 campaign donation.
he's bragging about the marble he used inside, while getting his panties in a wad about the marble used in the fed renovation? also, it's so great that everything is beautiful, peaceful & prosperous, so he has time to bitch about contractors. (pic of the giant gash or it was only a minor scratch).
proud to say that my beloved veterinarian came back within days, hired a guy with a pirogue and paddled around rescuing animals that had been left behind.
over the last couple of weeks, he hasn't worn his red shlong tie sometimes. can't decide if he's (a) trying to look like jb pritzker, or (2) gotten so ass-grabby w/the nurses while they're trying to dress him that they give up by then. *hmm, getting his hand slapped away might explain the bruises
the yin & the yang of mr. go. hands down the weirdest fucking movie i've ever seen. i stumbled upon this tidbit. the movie itself doesn't make any more sense, but the story just...fits. youtube is probably the only place it exists now. youtu.be/6k49Qf7Ef38?...
this is a must-see docu about the king of b-movies, the great roger corman! Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011) - IMDb share.google/5WrSZ5OOUZqf...
vanishing point wasn't a commercial success when it came out in 1971, but it is brilliant! don't be fooled by the description, it's way more than a car chase film.
next they'll be saying aang nominated him too.
lawd help those fuckers if they make a wrong turn and end up in a puerto rican neighborhood. esp. one with a contingent of latin queens. ice is too stupid to know the difference, but trying to nab ricans as "illegals" would be an EPIC fafo moment.
(a) the nobel committee DOES NOT nominate people, and (2) the deadline for nominations was january 31. also, is she low-key *threatening* them?
cleavon little was MAGNIFICENT as super soul the radio dj. one of my fave movies.
I love that the Addams Family sitcom was a parody of Leave It To Beaver, Father Knows Best, The Donna Reed Show, The Ozzie and Harriet Show, ad nauseum; but in the PARODY, the husband is madly in love with his wife.
undocumented immigrants are one *powerful* lot. driving wages down while driving housing up.
i've always had my suspicions about melania... interestingly, her original prenup was described as "not very generous" and she's renegotiated several times. most recently in 2023.
in case anyone is wondering, jb pritzker's score is 4. *he's also worth less than mark cuban.
hey chuck, FUN FACT: congress can impeach him.
dc occupation = $1m/day (per the intercept). per apartments[dot]com, aug 2025 a 1br apartment in dc: avg rent $2,319/mo; avg sqf 692. (would house 2 ppl comfortably). by sunday 8/31, the occupation will have cost at least $20 million. enought to pay a year's rent for 720 units/1,440 ppl.
why is NOBODY in the media asking what the trump regime did with the unhoused people in dc after they bulldozed the camps?
if the ruling holds, will he have to pay the tariffs back? if so, to whom?