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Bacon Grease

@bacongrease.bsky.social

I make hot sauce and messes

created January 17, 2024

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Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

There are other ways to thwart their efforts. If there is to be violence, make the feds initiate it against roadblocks, detours and simply getting in the way.

2/9/2025, 11:14:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Names like Hugh Jass, I.C. Weiner, Seymour Butts and Al Coholic.

2/9/2025, 10:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Hearing announcing Space Force HQ location. Guessing Texas as a gift for the gerrymandering.

2/9/2025, 3:46:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Toughest cities, but not toughest streets mind you.

2/9/2025, 3:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

That said, probably the best TCU team since they played for the natty.

2/9/2025, 2:37:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

UNC turned over almost their entire roster (70 some odd players). Colorado did that when Deion took over and had mixed results in year 1, paid off in year 2.

2/9/2025, 2:26:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Walk toward the agent as if offering them the sandwich, then trip over the imaginary sidewalk crack thus tossing the sandwich at the agent.

31/8/2025, 9:06:01 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Still don't understand how portions of the filling are molten lava while other portions are still frozen.

31/8/2025, 6:59:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Got a Purple Heart when a PFC with clippers mistook my gloved hand for a dead branch.

31/8/2025, 6:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, ⬇️🤘

30/8/2025, 4:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 9:37:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

It's always something on Today's Deals, which couldn't be more random and never shows a full description until you click thru.

29/8/2025, 8:29:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Me when Amazon keeps asking if I'd like another look at the cattle inseminator I only clicked on because it wasn't clear from the picture what it was.

29/8/2025, 6:39:15 PM | 70 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly this tends to be the default mode for human agents too. Deny, deny, deny.

29/8/2025, 3:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

"What's your qualifications?" "Total fealty to Dear Leader and a complete lack of self respect." "HIRED!"

29/8/2025, 4:11:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

So...aircraft carrier sailing down Pennsylvania Avenue?

29/8/2025, 3:21:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good GOD Scott Jennings is a "literal" piece of shit.

29/8/2025, 2:48:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok now you are aggravating my ptsd

29/8/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Well not yet, but heading that way

29/8/2025, 12:39:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:13:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't think of it ever happening before. Suspicious to say the least.

29/8/2025, 12:08:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

We do, but burying the lede does this confirm all the rumors about what is going on right now? I don't see Trump stepping down - he's too vain - but it sure seems like a lot of the people around him are preparing for his absence one way or another.

29/8/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

@jaketapper.bsky.social you up?

28/8/2025, 11:51:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Tied for 5th against a trans candidate

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28/8/2025, 11:22:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:07:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you show proof that you are an ex-smoker or current smoker? Light up in the doctor's office? That and being physically inactive are loop holes big enough to drive a truck through and if your vaccine provider doesn't accept either then find another.

28/8/2025, 4:00:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Would argue left centrists are way closer to being the Democratic base they the far left is even close to being.

28/8/2025, 3:49:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for Trump 1, but have to think he had faith in the institutions to withstand it. That no longer applies.

27/8/2025, 8:28:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

H.W. would have stepped up. W such a disappointment.

27/8/2025, 8:25:25 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Now how hard was that to Google?

27/8/2025, 7:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they believe they just need to wait for him to die then all the awfulness will leave them in control of everything. Never mind everything will be a tire fire.

27/8/2025, 2:33:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I wondered what Mr Bill was up to.

27/8/2025, 2:30:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

There is plenty to find fault with Ronnie in retrospect, but he was more bluster than real hawk in that regard. And it worked.

27/8/2025, 2:01:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

What if he gets....some Old Milwaukee and a case of brats?

27/8/2025, 1:37:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what they say about big frogs....

27/8/2025, 1:15:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Did Putin say thank you even once???

27/8/2025, 12:12:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Those so married to dogma don't understand that progress is made in increments, rarely leaps, and you have to win something or you'll never win everything.

26/8/2025, 10:52:00 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Case in point.

26/8/2025, 7:21:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Man that eventual break up song is going to be epic.

26/8/2025, 5:56:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a federal crime. WTF is she rambling about?

26/8/2025, 5:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

This is DPRK level knob-slobbering

26/8/2025, 5:52:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

If it ever did get to trial, would it be out of bounds for defense to mention to the jury?

26/8/2025, 2:47:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

In normal times, "Bernie likes your economic moves" should be a giant flashing siren-blaring warning for the GOP, but here we are.

25/8/2025, 8:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

There isn't a perfect solution (can be said about most things) so have to pick something and go with it. I had a band kid and he spent so much time outside the standard classroom setting (and was in AP when he was) that it was beneficial for him to have the phone, but he also didn't abuse it.

25/8/2025, 5:06:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

And we can call them the "Specialized Services", and they'll have their own little logos so everyone knows it's them. Maybe something with the letter S and lighting bolts.

25/8/2025, 4:45:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

So what day is official burn the US flag day again?

25/8/2025, 3:51:38 PM | 61 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Biggest argument *AGAINST* this I can see is in emergency situations like school shootings whicb are all too prevalent. Unfortunately you have the other problem where you are relying on teachers to enforce the no use policy without taking them up, which isn't great either.

25/8/2025, 3:46:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredible honor. Honestly better than a Nobel Peace Prize

24/8/2025, 12:11:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Well agreeing with seizing the means of production seems like a good start. 🙃

23/8/2025, 11:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd like to know where I could move where there is no wind.

23/8/2025, 5:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social)

Dallas' should be 'Pay Micah'

23/8/2025, 5:12:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Gene?

23/8/2025, 4:45:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

First potus with elephantitus. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS

23/8/2025, 1:35:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Only place this could work is purple states. Could be highly annoying to blue states but would be a waste of resources.

23/8/2025, 12:28:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

But for the minors this is targeting......

23/8/2025, 12:05:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

None of these idiots understand VPNs

22/8/2025, 11:34:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this. Had this Cooper's Hawk land literally 15 feet from me while doing yard work earlier this year.

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22/8/2025, 11:18:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile I'm on bourbon and coke zero #3 but I have a wife to nag me so I don't get too crazy.

22/8/2025, 11:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Just give someone else the keys first.

22/8/2025, 11:13:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember mites live near the ground

22/8/2025, 10:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

People were making this argument about Pence. Would absolutely take the chance.

22/8/2025, 10:37:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

What happens when an extremely unhealthy evil man gets access to the very best health care not available to the 99.9% rest of us. 😠

22/8/2025, 10:14:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

It's ICE. Brown person bad. There's no accountability at least for the immediate future.

22/8/2025, 9:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

When you give toddlers hammers, everything becomes a nail.

22/8/2025, 9:05:40 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I too settled at least 5 prewars just this month. The countries didn't even know they were at prewar.

22/8/2025, 8:58:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiot honestly thinks the undocumented and non-citizens are voting. Will be in for a rude awakening.

22/8/2025, 2:22:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Home cooking Chili's. You know what you are getting, it's not terrible. Most places have at least one home cooking restaurant that is better but you have to know what you are looking for.

22/8/2025, 1:15:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Tonight on Cinemax

22/8/2025, 1:05:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. You'd have thought the old fart was transitioning and was now a trans woman.

21/8/2025, 11:35:38 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Old logo: bland just like their menu New logo: bland just like their menu

21/8/2025, 10:01:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the warm caress of a brick.

21/8/2025, 7:57:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@radiofreetom.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

21/8/2025, 4:33:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Polishing the turd.

21/8/2025, 12:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean he sleeps in a coffin. Just need to bury it when he's in there.

20/8/2025, 11:49:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 11:41:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The vast majority of college cheer squads include men and have forever. Texas A&M ONLY has men.

20/8/2025, 11:39:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you find those numbers digging in the couch cushions?

20/8/2025, 7:05:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He found those numbers between the couch cushions.

20/8/2025, 7:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

"Crime"

20/8/2025, 5:52:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 4:48:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

NGL, some cocoa sounds pretty good right now.

20/8/2025, 2:54:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

We have a lot of wingnuts and a LOT of guns in this state, so guarantee that happened.

20/8/2025, 2:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

They should come in handy to start locking up ICE etc guilty of abuses starting in 2029.

20/8/2025, 2:46:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Every accusation is an admission.

20/8/2025, 1:11:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Because glove technology hasn't made it south of the border.

20/8/2025, 2:22:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

20/8/2025, 1:04:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

If there's one thing I've learned from the shows my wife watches it's leave your cell phone at home when going out to commit your murders.

19/8/2025, 3:50:38 AM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like gold spray paint they'd make you show your ID for before buying.

18/8/2025, 11:54:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as he nibbles at the edges he's getting away with it (as the federal branch has been doing forever just not to this extent). He's been bitching about mail in voting forever but I don't see even this SCOTUS putting up with it.

18/8/2025, 11:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

At least the GOP stands up for state's rights.

18/8/2025, 2:54:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Consultants are like pigeons: fly in, crap all over everything, fly away.

18/8/2025, 1:35:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

It was that or darth™+.

18/8/2025, 1:32:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

This had to be the result of consultants.

18/8/2025, 1:30:31 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like saying a lot of covid deaths were old people or those with other health problems like that is an excuse.

18/8/2025, 1:09:16 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Not aware of anyone who's won one by campaigning for it. Seems to require a little humility which is a word Trump doesn't understand.

18/8/2025, 3:23:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

How about "out". They can get out.

17/8/2025, 8:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

He putts like me

17/8/2025, 8:02:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucy Furr wants you to play the piano.

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17/8/2025, 2:45:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Grease (@bacongrease.bsky.social) reply parent

What makes it even worse is all the pathetic losers enabling it.

16/8/2025, 9:33:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view