BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Might take longer than you think... considering it's a scientific fact the Good die young, this crusty shitstain's gonna live another 500 yrs.
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Might take longer than you think... considering it's a scientific fact the Good die young, this crusty shitstain's gonna live another 500 yrs.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Might be a while. It's a scientific fact that the good die young. This steaming pile of baboon shit will live another 500 yrs.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey JD... You're no donald trump
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep... it was all about having a "Kennedy" in his admin. The ultimate in, "Owning the Libs!".
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it's fashionable to mark anniversaries like this, but, I lived thru this tragedy and would like nothing more than to completely forget about it.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION BECAUSE HE WILL DECLARE THE ELECTION ILLEGAL. Please stop pondering whether or not he's 'running'. People don't run for an election when there is NO ELECTION TO RUN FOR.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not forget - his arrest was a MISTAKE - as claimed by the trump administration.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Both can be true...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. "WE" the people would never see a dime of ANY investment chump wants to make. And, even if we did, chump would take a substantial percentage for his old, saggy orange ass.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Only until she turned 15...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Gas, grass, or ass... nobody rides for free.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
But chump is a 3rd rate, back alley, gutter punk... so, naturally - he looks UP to suckashenko
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Good news! Subway is now offering a Deep State & Cheese Hoagie. Run... don't walk!
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
NOT THE WHITE HOUSE OR U.S. GOVT! TRUMP and his family.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
In response, Subway now offering a Deep State & Cheese Hoagie...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social)
In response to Bondi's post, Subway now offering a Deep State & Cheese Hoagie @gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @meidastouch.com
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here. Life changing.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
In response, Subway now offering a Deep State & Cheese Hoagie...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Im related news, Subway is now offering a Deep State & Cheese hoagie
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
"MIDDLE-brow"????? You're so kind.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Comfortably Numb...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll give away Alaska if it means getting a Nobel Peace Prize. I just wish somebody would carve one out of a Big Mac, spray it gold, and ram it down his orange syphilitic throat. GEEeeeezzzzZZZUSSS.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that complicated. He's actively turning the WH into a golden palace... Every palace needs a Kingdom. Within a year, there will be barbed-wire, barrier checkpoints at all VA bridges and MD access points. Book it.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that complicated. He's actively turning the WH into a golden palace... Every palace needs a Kingdom. Within a year, there will be barbed-wire, barrier checkpoints at all VA bridges and MD access points. Book it.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
TRUMP IS NOT RUNNING IN 2028. When he says this, he means it....because, there will be NO ELECTION. He will declare it illegal or some other bullshit. PAY ATTENTION.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
THERE ARE 3 Bs... [B]lue [B] & [BE]rry 🤔
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Chump is upset that she's not 14...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
She's WAAAAY too old for him
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
In silhouette... ironically (not)
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we ready for Martial Law???
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Not any moooooooooorrrrrreeee...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
When the creature is finally pried from the presidency, statistically, he will rank as the greatest president in our history. BIGLY. It's fucking disgusting. Never believe ANY "facts" again with this shitstain.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Love those strongly worded statements. That'll show 'em.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot to say, "Sir..."
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank God we have an intelligent, emotionally stable, and sober Secy of Defense!
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Lazy & reckless "journalism". Nobody is clamoring to see this wave of lies and narcissistic bloviating. There's no reason why they can't record these bs sessions and edit them down to a couple, BRIEF sound bites - if, there ever is anything newsworthy.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
"SOCIALISM"
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
HE DID NOT WRITE THIS.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Which means she has yet to exonerate chump...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses...🎵🎵🎵 RATM
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Like... no more "Bone Spurs"?
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
The good news is he's NEVER had any intention of putting "America first"... only himself. ALWAYS TRUMP FIRST.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
"President chump has announced a trade agreement that includes an additional 19% price increase on all Phillipino products purchased by Americans." FIXED IT.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit. The tariffs didn't cost the auto makers a fucking cent. WE PAID THE TAXES. THE CONSUMER. When was the last time a corporation absorbed extra costs on goods, services, or production? Your headline is a FUCKING LIE.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS JUST IN: A group of 287 scientists and current and former NASA employees have been fired.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't matter - it's going to appeal... over and over and over until chump gets a spineless judge that he appointed.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll get the settlement. With the media and law firms - he always does. He knows it's a nice, simple payday.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Will never make it to discovery. IT NEVER DOES. It's always about extortion and intimidation. He'll settle 10B for 20M - pocket it and crow like a loser, racist shitstain -
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
100% He didn't write this. Looks like the literary stylings of Evil PeeWee...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon man! His objectives are ALWAAAYS the same: -Supreme Power/Control -Slovenly Adulation -B-B-B-Billion$$$
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope so! I predicted his breakout game, like... 3 times last season.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not "misrepresenting"... HE'S LYING! Call them LIES. WTF is wrong with this paper?
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems again with their "strongly worded letter demanding an apology". 🤦We're so screwed.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
I fundamentally disagree with this equation as the latter always has a happy ending... the former, ...notsomuch
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
DAMN! There goes the Dream Team ticket: MUSK & SMITH FOR AMERICA!
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
The fucking random capitalization of words... like a syphlitic 9 year old.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised it took this long to blame Biden. He must have played 2 rounds of golf this weekend.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He'd probably stand a chance against Abbott...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
NOPE. You're going to have trump and abbott blaming BIDEN'S failed Radical Leftist, Marxist, Socialist policies for any and all tragedies. C'mon man! Where u been?
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me look into my magical crystal ball 🧐 "Biden's failed Radical Liberal, Marxist, Socialist policies are fully responsible for these tragedies..." Next question.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
The ONLY reason the NWS and all the climate scientists were fired and defunded was chump being mocked and humiliated by "Sharpie-gate". That's it. 100% He NEVER forgets... he's pathological. Same thing happened to NIH because he fucked up COVID.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
REALLLLLY? SERIOUSLY??? No telling??? Jesus Christ.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS JUST IN: Oasis has just broken up and ended their reunion tour.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
This must the, "...find out." part...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
They organized a many heavily-armed militias... are Dem/Libs ready to lock and load? Currently there's not a single law enforcement dept on our side. So there's THAT. 🤦
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Just started receiving SS benefits. I was about to elect to take an extra deduction for taxes. Guess I don't have to now. yay
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't even open it... straight to trash bin.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
What a slovenly ass kiss headline.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Wind & Solar industries have no one to blame but themselves for not offering chump a 10% cut on profits.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He's gonna put The Onion outta bidness
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
That's amazing, Manu ... how 'bout calling him a liar to his fat, fucking, orange face? Huh? HUH!?
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
BIDET>GAME CHANGER
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
It's easy when there is no water, electricity, and sewer to hook up.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGATs have feelings? 🤔
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Give them time to run a few feasibility studies, focus groups, conduct sensitivity training, and lots and lots of careful deliberation...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully less deep, introspective pondering and angst and more chaos, plates crashing, and F bombs.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Just make him a Nobel Peace Prize out of hamberder and move on...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Creating a police state and cheap, bro...
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody make this fuck a Nobel Peace Prize out of hamberder and let's get on with it. FFS.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
He's bombing on July 4th... the REAL rockets red glare.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with this shitstain? That's rhetorical
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds great Marc. However, it's not going to work. Time to flex.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what I'm saying. It's going to happen.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
I see NOTHING OFFICIAL here. No Federal badges, uniforms, or identification of any kind. This shit ain't gonna fly. One day soon they're gonna assault a prepared motherfucker... shit will get real... REAL FAST.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't look like ANY kind of "official" law enforcement. Just a matter of time before someone acts in self defense against these muscle-headed shitstains.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Good time for Good Trouble.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
The G.I. Joe uniform is coming. Purchased at Spirit with a placard of fake medals on the chest. Bank on it. 💯
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a lie. Trump's ballsack lickers run the Labor Dept. Inflation is twice that. DON'T BELIEVE THE GOVT NUMBERS for the next 4 years. ALL LIES.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm more concerned with that we won't finish his term.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
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BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
Thousands of 'protesters' should show up with 1000s of grills and boom boxes. Set'em up directly in front of the Fascist Gaspacho. Grill up burger and dogs... jam some tunes. Partaaay. Would make great photos/video.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social)
@velshi.com You are hyperventilating over the military not being "allowed" to enforce law domestically... You perfectly exemplify the YUGE differences btwn Libs and Cons... The Cons couldn't give a rat's ASS about what's ALLOWED. You are weak.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
BIG FAN! WoodyG/BobD/John Prine all rolled into one.
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
She didn't invent them... Texas Gov. Abbott did. He's been doing this for a while now. Will he be charged, too?
BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 (@beechbumm1.bsky.social) reply parent
"A two-count indictment alleges... Abrego Garcia participated in a years-long conspiracy to haul undocumented migrants from Texas to the interior of the country..." Just like Texas Gov. Abbott, right?