Putin, the Funking Barsteward

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. She would!!

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Little cocky bollocks (a saying in London.)

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Yikes!!

The GREAT HOUDINI (@thegreathoudini.bsky.social) reposted

THE TRUTH IS FINALLY COMING OUT!!!

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you're making it easy.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd do my best. Lol. Yes, not overly difficult. But then I'm not a patsy, you know what I mean............

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Did firearms training myself, as you know it ain't easy to fire a gun and accurately.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

True. A greater incentive now though, concentrates the mind a bit more.....

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

We'd accept a half decent one now.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I like happy endings.

Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: a photo of Rudy Giuliani has been released, after he was involved in a serious accident that shows that he is doing well, and has even requested that his temperature taken "orally" by his nurse. #RudyGiuliani

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

In this life or the after life though?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Why help the US , they created this mess they are in?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

What goes around, comes around.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

This Putin is far jollier than Trump's Putin.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like the oldest surviving veteran from ww2.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I forsee ladyboys, felching shit stained balls and dogs. There are always dogs.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

They always see to get better right before they die.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard he was rammed from behind, no?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot as HELL.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

They always seem to get better right before they die.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a very sickly child, obviously. I blame the bone spurs.

MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted

‼️🇺🇦 Zelensky: The Minister of Internal Affairs, and the Head of SBU have just reported on the detention of the suspect in the murder of Andriy Parubiy. The necessary investigative actions are underway.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Well, Putin is a latent homosexual, so........

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello sailor.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

It'd shrink

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Have a good trip.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Come in Ulson.

Papagrizzlys (@papagrizzly.bsky.social) reposted

😮

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's a nonce?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't think the police were mentioned in the Koran, somehow.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sickly sweet shite anyways.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Spiv gonna keep on spivving.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I said that after my first day at primary school.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a bollock wedged into his cheek.

NOELREPORTS (@noelreports.com) reposted

Russian local channels claim that Ukraine plans to continue UAV launches tonight targeting southern regions, specifically occupied Crimea, Sevastopol, Krasnodar Krai, and southern Rostov.

Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

🇮🇳

Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

🧵The latest on Gaza Israel is considering annexation in the occupied West Bank as a possible response to France and other countries recognising a Palestinian state, according to three Israeli officials and the idea will be discussed further on Sunday, another official said. ⬇️

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Very true.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Bored them into submission.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Survived this long, well before you, cocker, and your fucked up logic.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Quite possibly, to be decided later on. Appeal incoming.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Trillions I say, trillions. Mwah haha.

💫⭐️N. Jules⭐️💫 (@northjules.bsky.social) reposted

Back down memory lane🎶🤣

Blue Dot in Red State (@bluedotin.bsky.social) reposted

For context worldwide, no other developed country comes close to the US in # of mass shootings or victims. The US accounted for over 70% of mass shootings over the last 22 years. In 2024, the US had 503 mass shootings (highest was 722 in 2023) For reference, the next highest country, France, with 8.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

My daughter saw him last night at Electric Picnic in Ireland last night, coincidentally.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Gobi Desert.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Should have smacked his mother. What was she thinking?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Aa a decent person would, however.....

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

All going swimmingly then. Excellent.

snoidfella🇺🇦 (@snoid.bsky.social) reposted

Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

That’s, apparently, today.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Show me the records for 200 years ago, 500, 1000 etc?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

TWAT.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

TWAT.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Boom. Beat me too it.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on Israel.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Has John Goodman lost more weight?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

If he was a bar of chocolate he'd lick himself.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

How do I do that?

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

A joke right? All American food is shite, from bread to beer. Rank shite, especially chocolate.

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

Me: "Forgive me, Father, for I voted Republican." Priest: [sighs] "My child...why?" Me: "I just wanted lower taxes." Priest: "Say ten Our Fathers and sacrifice a Tesla." Me: "Do I get to keep the AR-15?”

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Never a truer word spoken in jest.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

Trump is on his way.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. The world isn't logical.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

The world isn't black and white.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Imo, not enough. Whatever it is.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. Palestinians complicit. They could like Russians overthrow the regime if the will was there.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Scumbags. Always were, always will be.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

And they'd do it again.

Cambridge for Europe (@cambsforeurope.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If only Ukraine would hand over its people to brutal Russian occupation and abandon its sovereignty, and Europe give up on its vital strategic interests and security, we could achieve what's really important ... getting the Mango Mussolini the Nobel Prize he craves before his heart gives out.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Enough now, enough.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

The little angel had no chance. No chance to laugh, learn or cry happy tears. This has me tearing up everytime I see her with her teddies looking happy on her birthday. Horrendous, bloody horrendous.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Announces officially on the Spectrum.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

But without the energy.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

But without the energy.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sunday morning MAGA wank material.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA wank material.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

If only..

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social)

This man is so far along the Spectrum.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Two can play at that game, and will.

ILIAS 🇺🇸🇬🇷🇫🇷🇪🇺✡️🏳️‍🌈 (@iliasnyc.bsky.social) reposted

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) reposted

CyberBoroshno OSINT analysts identified the Gerbera UAV camera as a Viewpro A40 Pro. Testing was filmed at the company’s site in Shenzhen’s Nanshan District. The geolocation was confirmed by translating the address into Chinese and checking it via Baidu, the researchers report.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd be right, me thinks.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Apparently not.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya. Agreed.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Taking the Grim Reaper's hand.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

If he had a conscience or feelings, he would. But as he hasn't......

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

And as pretty as a picture.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

And vice versa.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He's trying his best to finish him off, then.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Let us pray, brother.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't bite the hand that feeds you.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Meth is a huge problem in the US.

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

And forgotten!

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently not..........

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

*up

Putin, the Funking Barsteward (@beesboy.bsky.social) reply parent

If he's bloated as is looking like it in the photo today at the Golf Club, it's a kidney issue and or congestive heart issues. Hoping a double whammy.