Donald Trump to be awarded the Nobel Hairpiece Prize.
On the one hand: We’ve got the stupidest leader of any free country. On the other hand: We’ve got the stupidest leader of any authoritarian country. https://substack.com/inbox/post/170387046?triedRedirect=true
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Donald Trump to be awarded the Nobel Hairpiece Prize.
Trailer Trash? Nope. It deserves a Nobel Piece Prize. Sorry Donald.
Siri misquoted Trump who was actually overheard saying, “Jeffrey never felt better than when he was in my wife.”
Right turns only for corporate welfare
Age may be a barrier for employment, but apparently not for the presidency.
Trump to give Rudy Giuliani the Medal of Freedom. He’s more rabid than Oprah giving out cars.
LOL
When you go to an out of state college, you can “be anything you want” because no one knows who the hell you are. I’ve seen some people make up completely fake lives for themselves.
Treat them like adults and jail them for hate crimes.
Treat them like adults and jail them for hate crimes.
Treat them like adults and jail them for hate crimes.
Treat them like adults and jail them for hate crimes.
Fuck that. Treat them like adults and jail them for hate crimes.
Fuck that. Treat them like adults and jail them for hate crimes.
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
Trump resurfaced today and was photographed leaving the White House. QUESTION: Where’s his hair? QUESTION: Intravenous bruises?
He’s eating the cats. He’s eating the dogs. He’s buried on the 13th hole at Bedminster.
Nestlé said that they dismissed its CEO following an investigation into a romantic relationship he had with a direct subordinate. America’s CEO is a convicted sexual assaulter. I think I want to live under a hot chocolate/coffee company.
As it celebrates the 80th anniversary of Japanese surrender, China is trying to recast wartime history by erasing and downplaying U.S. help while emphasizing Moscow’s role.
Trump resurfaced this morning and was photographed leaving the White House. Anyone see his hair?
Please forgive me. I’m bragging. I’m a pretty good cook. I take it seriously. I took a chance by asking ChatGPT for a chicken Marsala recipe that had a real robust sauce, and not to skimp. No one-pot easy 30 minute preparation. The real thing. It came out… EXCEPTIONAL. Not great… extraordinary!
We walk everywhere in New York City - visiting neighborhood after neighborhood - except Fifth Avenue & Times Square to avoid mobs of tourists. Today we did go down Fifth Ave and were delighted to see hundreds protesting Trump Tower - bullhorns and all. We’ll go back only when he’s out of office.
KYIV - Ukrainian officials said on Monday they suspected Russia of involvement in the murder of former parliamentary speaker Andriy Parubiy after a suspect was detained. National police said the gunman had disguised himself as a courier and fired 8 times in Saturday's attack in Lviv.
A plane carrying EU President Ursula von der Leyen was hit by GPS jamming over Bulgaria in a Russian operation. “We have received information from the Bulgarian authority that they suspect that this was due to blatant interference by Russia.” Russia, Russia, Russia. A thorn since - forever.
You do realize who’s in hell, I hope. At least burning man ends.
I love when ours does that too.
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Intravenous bruising.
Thoughts.
That is a good boy indeed!
White Conservative Christians think Christianity is the natural national religion and the way forward; while Liberals argue that Conservatives should be more like Jesus and aren’t real Christians. However reducing this to religion is overlooking that this is all race and class warfare. Not religious
Lotta Good that’ll do.
Rudy Giuliani might want to rethink his tag line for his podcast. “The hits just keep on coming” doesn’t seem to be appropriate anymore.
Because of an upset stomach, Donald Trump called RFK Jr for health advice. Donald Trump was the 45th and 47th President of the United States.
Thoughts.
Jealous of Kristi Noem’s widely publicized photo op in front of prison cages, Donald Trump secretly flew to El Salvador this holiday weekend, and will reportedly announce the new Trump Hotel Casino & Correctional Facility.
Just revealed: Doge fired Trump.
Gramps?
Mike Johnson just sworn in as Vice President of customer service at Cracker Barrel.
JD Vance placed his hand on the Bible - which immediately burst into flames.
1. We love the thought of his demise; 2. See No. 1.
JD Vance just sworn in as the president of the Knights of Columbus.
Just because you wanted to walk 12 miles doesn’t mean Cooper wanted to.
Latest reports are confirming that President Donald Trump was driving the car that rear ended Rudy Giuliani.
What time was that in Beijing?
President Trump’s first text that didn’t disparage anyone is a historic moment — and proof positive that someone took the old man’s phone away. -OR- He’s dead. -OR- Covfefe.
President Trump’s first text that didn’t disparage anyone is a historic moment — and proof positive that someone took the old man’s phone away.
President Trump’s first text that didn’t disparage anyone is a historic moment — and proof positive that someone took the old man’s phone away.
Siri made a mistake: “Epstein ever felt better than my wife.”
Here’s an oldie but goodie: We all knew Trump was loosing his marbles when, in March 17th, 2016, he posted: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe” C O V F E F E
May 31st, 2017: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
Just thoughts.
Thank you!!!!!
Well, that’s 1 down. 48 million to go.
Rudy… Clean up in aisle 4.
Nope. But you already know that.
He had a Siri typo. He meant to say, “Stormy felt better than my wife.”
I agree that it’s his mental health
If this administration wanted to rebrand 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue they couldn’t come up with a better name than The White House.
Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Just thoughts No prayers
Mormons?
Just thought?
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If this administration wanted to rebrand 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue they couldn’t come up with a better name than The White House.
What is the annual budget at the White House for cosmeticians? Everyone has on-camera makeup. Even Stephen Miller. (Imagine how fugly he is.)
What is the annual budget at the White House for cosmeticians? Everyone has on-camera makeup. Even Stephen Miller. (Imagine how fugly he is.)
Hell- Special Section 406, Room 300 where alcohol is poured into their mouths and lit on fire every few minutes, while Little Nicky’s dad shoves a whole pineapple up their asses (green part first).
Typo. He meant to say he “never felt better in his wife.”
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With respect, I’m of the opinion that they are uncontrollable, small, insecure bullies with anger issues - traits often handed down from uncontrollable, small, insecure bullies with anger issues. They have no coping mechanism and have cognitive dissonance. Therefore no desire to change. Leave.
Rudy Giuliani was diagnosed with "fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg after his car was hit at high speed. Thoughts.
Beginning to think Jeffrey Epstein Island gave him the ability to be the “Bottom” he is on the inside. … like how Christian Nationalist pastors and politicians decry child abuse but get caught with 100’s of kiddie porn pics on their laptop.
The Revolution was not the war…
Beginning to think Jeffrey Epstein Island gave him the ability to be the “Bottom” he is on the inside. … like how Christian Nationalist pastors and politicians decry child abuse but get caught with 100’s of kiddie porn pics on their laptop.
Beginning to think Jeffrey Epstein Island gave him the ability to be the “Bottom” he is on the inside. … like how Christian Nationalist pastors and politicians decry child abuse but get caught with 100’s of kiddie porn pics on their laptop.
He’s secretly in China trying to get a seat at Xi’s table with Putin and Modi. He’s in Beijing waiting and waiting and waiting.
On May 23, 2025, Arnold & Porter, a prominent law firm in Washington, D.C., announced that the former Attorney General and former Chief Judge of the D.C. Circuit has rejoined the firm as partner in its Appellate & Supreme Court practice group.
He’s secretly in China trying to get a seat at Xi’s table with Putin and Modi.
“It would be "the end of the United States" if President Trump's sweeping global tariffs are ultimately struck down by the Supreme Court, WH trade adviser Peter Navarro said Sunday.” Another BS “doomsday” OMG alarm to send a message to SCOTUS. 8 months ago we were warned this was going to happen.
I’m reading, “The Ideological Origins of the American Revolution.” The next one is coming- possibly as a Civil War. Let’s hope not.
Missouri's GOP governor has called for a special session to redraw the Democratic-held 5th Congressional district. Biden resisted the call to add more Supreme Court justices to the Court, which was his right. Expect Donald to do it. The second American Revolution is coming.
Republican National Party adopts a new catchphrase. “Bait and Switch” Conceived in honor of RFK Jr’s brain worms.
Could Donald Trump be doing us a service by pointing out how fragile Democracy in America is? Don’t read into this any measure of approval. I’m implying that it renews our collective energy to fight for what’s right.
Wouldn’t it be weird if Melania was actually the smartest Trump?
2/2 I wish younger generations would pick up the slack, but they don’t have the aforementioned experience necessary to see what’s happening to their future. As weird as it sounds, “Hindsight is Foresight.”
1/2 I’m not old, but I know I’m aging. I’m acutely aware of the experience and wisdom I’ve picked up over the years and strive not to become a soar realist - but like the incessant ocean against the shore, erosion occurs. My patience grows thin.
One could say that morally unhinged individuals (like George Bush Jr. and Dick Cheney, who sent soldiers with inanimate objects into Iraq) are the real problem. Well, THAT TOO. But that would be a bridge too far, Gorka?
Bizarro Kennedy Jr. when him speak… no understand. Experts bad? Science Bad!
2.0 Crashed the System.
Trumps answer to low wage immigrants? Call out the national guard to do landscape cleanup jobs and deploy them in 29 day increments to avoid giving them benefits.
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
1. Trump is the guy who really stupid people picked. 2. Lankford is who really stupid people picked. 3. Kennedy is who a really stupid president picked. Hooray! Democracy at work! 🥴
Autonomous food robot delivery services will replace bicycle deliveries in cities soon enough. I’ve been to restaurants that use them. It’s feels weird - making the restaurant into a cantina from StarWars. They’re equipped with sonar, AI, infrared optical sensors and aren’t subject to ICE raids.