What. No rubber gloves? That wiper guy looks like a newbie.
“bik-pen-TAM-e-ter” O absurdity, pshaw! What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love and understatements? I’ve got blisters on my fingers.
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What. No rubber gloves? That wiper guy looks like a newbie.
She’s the kind of person who walks into a store, stuffs something into her pocket, gets called out at the exit, acts all disdainful/shocked at the accusation, claims she was about to pay for the thing and then to declares that her name has been sullied and vows to never shop there again. Psychotica.
It’s fine. I bring my autistic dog to the casino and he counts cards for me. Who’s a good boy?
He forgot to mention that he hates America too, just like them.
You’re thinking of a different prick. That’s Dan Crenshaw from Texas.
not the same pitch. What am I missing?
Last time the Russians fell it wasn’t enough damage. Finish the job and secure the nukes.
Trump became Putin’s bitch and so America is now treated like some handbag and mocked on the world stage by Xi, Kim Jong, Putin and others.
Lauren Bobert > Katie Britt (I know, I know. Rep/Senator)
I cannot wait to see Stephen Miller prosecuted once his Maga charade days is over.
2/2 It’s easy to analyze and critique the game after it has been played. How about some ideas rather than just opinionated hindsight?
Stephen A.hole Smith believes being an unlikeable blowhard like Trump is an asset. Another self-described expert at everything, while truthfully being simply the most outspoken armchair quarterback ahole.1/2
He’s taking his anger towards Sirhan Sirhan out on all of us.
He may have already left the building.
Zohran resisting the “you are what you eat” line like a master.
I cans see the incision where they tried to slip in a brain. His bony skull rejected it instantly.
“Polish CEO and famous asshole hung by toenails and dropped into bubbling cauldron by huge angry mob shouting ‘enough’”
He’ll go out on a cracker (probably the best cracker) and couchdiddler will slip in to take the fall. Democrats return for the impossible mop up, get blamed for it all and it’s Lather, Rinse, and Repeat. The US has to really reimagine itself as not an isolationist crumbling empire or it’s all over.
America’s got a billionaire parasite problem.
If I’d a hoe, I’d be off to Idaho.
Once we’ve prayed, our job is basically done and we can get back to the whole Cracker Barrel thing.
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I’d pay to see the juicers vs. robots. Let’s see how that goes.
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masked cowards
vengeance is born of this.
…and festive.
How fun!
I’m in the back row doing all I can to not yell, “Yeaaah!!”
The GOP wants all of us to shoot all of us. Because why? #congressstoptrading. It’s just business as usual. Please stop. Full stop.
Facts are stubborn things. -Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom just destroyed the Republican myth on crime. The highest, most densest crime ridden areas are Republican led. This is how you win back the narrative.👏👏👏👏💙😎
What happens when your cheating foe uses gamesmanship to boot? What’s gamesmanship? It’s in the MAGA kryptonite: The Dictionary.
I believe it’s called the Epstein Valve.
calling Jake Tapper. Are you there? Tapper do you copy? Nothing.
EPSTEIN (all capitals)
This reminds me so much about the Epstein Files. OVERDUE!!
How many handjobs can a guy take? Everyone in the cabinet gets to tug on his micropenis.
After the economic collapse, the ruined lives, and the devastation caused by such an incompetent president will American MAGAs recognize the toxicity of a manipulative propaganda outlet such as Fox News? Unlikely.
The intelligence sure seems artificial all right.
Can somebody, anybody please shut his stupid ass up? I’m so tired of his schtick. What a national embarrassment.
“I’m not very close with president Trump but if I can raise a million maybe I can go to one of his Maralago suppers.”
Why do Nutlick and Hassock always have the smug laughing interviews? They are delusional to believe this shit is going to fly.
David James - "Low Tide"
kinda looks like a snake
Why did I enjoy that so much?
I’m not convinced Ingraham isn’t a man with that neck. Can we get Nancy Mace to check this out?
How will all of this affect the release of the Epstein Files?
I hope they find those Epstein files at John Bolton’s house.
MICE, not men.
The funny thing about grass is Release the Epstein Files!
Trumpford wife
Everybody knows that!
JD Cunt
Deep down, they know they are losing power.
What’s he selling?
That’s true!
God save us from what his vision of “Heaven” is, and please grant him his wish real soon.
The itchy trigger syndrome. No good. Dystopian.
I love this tune and attempt to play it from time to time. Paul Simon wrote it for his country and countrymen. He wrote about smiling through the dark times and persevering through the tears. True Americans know that the beauty of the entire world is worth fighting for.
Epstein buddy says what?
It’s reassuring that there is some good news out there.
It’s worth a shot
If you take your “F” from not attending any of your Ethics classes and pair it with “lawless”, it becomes “flawless!”
(2/2) and George Orwell only dreamed of doing. Hey. If you’re reading this and you like to hike, go to Zion National Park and then let’s take mushrooms and talk about God. ✌️pax vobiscum
I mean, how frequently does shit actually hit the actual fan blade surface? Turns out: quite a bit. I mean, what is filling the void that Mad Magazine left? Not to mention how horrified they would be to be known as a “MAGA -zine.” Rupert Murdoch has disturbed this world like Aldous Huxley…(1/2)
My heart still goes out to these families, such an avoidable tragedy.
By the way, who the fuck us Luna referring to when she says “they” wanted him dead? The registered republican shooter who essentially evaporated after this theatrical bs? No investigation into the kid’s motivations? Total bull.
He forgot to mention he was stabbed with an icepick and buried alive in a coffin of maggots. Everything happens to Benny.
He is neither a funny nor a serious person.
The US is in some dire need of soul searching. It seems like most people are fed up but they don’t know what to do. There needs to be a parody of Fox News that shows what overt dictator worship looks like. Unfortunately, some are so dumbed down they won’t be able to tell the difference.
They let all the air out of satire.
the best option is to get them to fight each other/themselves. They ultimately have all the weapons but have a serious shortage of brains & impulse control.
that is exactly what they want. If anything, it will be a guerrilla war fought with assassins and subterfuge.
Bunch of drunks spouting off in a bar.
I call for the arrest of all Fox News characters, except Jessica Tarlov, for perpetuating falsehoods and treasonous rhetoric.
I believe it’s time to get the vibration going, y’all. Let’s go.
I hear crime is back in style. Why do I feel like I’m living in 1928?
Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...
ooh! That pesky truth!
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Between this guy (unrelated) and that guy it’s close but I think you’re correct.
That Tim Apple is quite a guy.
🤬🤬🤬😡
Tells you everything you need to know about Republicans.
Totally normal stuff: Two sections of the Constitution, about due process and foreign gifts, just vanished off the Congressional website, a site that has not changed in many many years www.404media.co/constitution...
Is anyone surprised? I think the these Republicans read Orwell and Huxley wrong. “1984” and “Brave New World” weren’t instruction manuals.
What a jolly little putz! I don’t believe most voters are choosing their candidate based upon jobs reports.
Quite true. Covering up for the cover up. It could go quite deep.
fair point. I wasn’t aware of that.
I have suspicions as to whether Epstein was secretly sprung during the missing video footage and is living in some remote part of the world.
It’s more like the Democrats don’t have a propaganda machine like the Grand Old Pedophiles.
She’s absolutely correct!
He boasts @00:27
He’s claiming he is spending “his” money for the good of the country? Adding $3.4 trillion to the debt on useless spectacle that nobody but his crony felon class wants.
Blinky McClain is a professional liar.
I wonder how many Libs he owns now.
really looking forward to his obit.
Right? Bondi, Loomer, Mace, Noem, McMahon, Leavitt, Knauss, Habba, etc.