Welp, that's now in my head
Network Engineer I break things and fix them. I paint things. I print things. And now I have a frickin laser.
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Welp, that's now in my head
Given the rate coworkers continue to show up sick, I've got a fair shot at the flu.
And so it begins
The bag clearly states "for sharing" This is of course just a suggestion
Accurate
Vegimite and hard to find vintage warhammer minis.
Still a better story then Twilight
That spaghetti cake needs more cheese.
You know what would go great with the big mac? A chocolate shake.
Well, I suppose it is more active than nodding off
Lesee... old orange man leaning on a barrel because he can't stand right. Yup, checks out
He's a smooth operator
So, what colors did you get when you bought them
Meanwhile the Dyson I bought 23 years ago is still going strong
Honestly, I'd watch that episode
#Booksky #Readersky #Books #Reading
But with AI....
Name something that you thought was fancy when you were a kid but turned out to not be very fancy. Here are mine:
It's ok, you can have it all
It's a Woke-Up Call DORK TOWER TUESDAY! Complimentary new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2025/08/11/1... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
Im still disappointed. It should be hunger games style. None of the voted off shit. Sorry Becky, gator pit for you
I need more gee bees
Protip: walk away.
MBAs mostly.
Egg salad from the gift shop. Brave Oh and you did a good thing
Hmmm Chappal?
Soon you will be praising Irn Bru
Hmm thermal buttprint
This works too
Next time. Just drink the gnat
This would work well in Traveller
Welcome
About the same level of joy for IT resumes. What's amazing are some of the good ones didn't pass through the bot.
I was floored by it.
Too much? Oh what's next? "I put far too much parm on top"
Welcome to Vegas, where we have more fees than ticket master Stay hydrated eh? (Maybe have some lmnt or liquid IV on ya)
Rather naanchalant take...
Beats the crap out of 'Florida man'
Truth.
Board with life? Try a new DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Playful new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2025/08/01/1... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, but don't forget to playtest!
I swear, one spoiler and I'm getting on a plane.
Would love to see a good variety backgrounds and experiences in candidates for this role. I need a senior leader whose passionate about building security infrastructure and heading a multi-faceted team of skilled security engineers and architects. epiqsystems.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Epiq_C...
Barrier Peaks...
How did I miss this? Gah!
1 in 3 chance and you nailed it first try!
Dragos just opened 21 positions in Australia, UK, and US/Canada. Not my team, not the hiring manager, but there is an array of roles
Shit... I belong in a museum
1200, with suction cups And a rotary phone
Boil water! Wait... that's different
I have gotten so much use of that one And well, this one too
'Corn again?'
This is a cry for help.
Have fun!
July 22, 1941 George Clinton (leader of Parliament/Funkadelic) is born in Kannapolis, North Carolina. 🎶🎤 youtu.be/gjKFCYzqq-A?...
You know you can 3d print a workaround for that
They started to put the automatic wheel locks here. Cross the yellow line and it immobilizes one wheel. Yeah, didn't work. We did however just get Aldi's here
1 and 3 are wtf no. 2 doesnt bother me (the answer is Neuromancer)
Nice! Welcome back (Resorts World is crap)
Jeez... ask for 'light well' You're welcome
I took the week off Gonna spend some quality time
I mean I've made a dent in my backlog. Why not?
Lucky you, I got to play "hey, does this meat smell bad?" Spoiler, it smelled bad.
Well, that's a rabbit hole...
Depends, what page
Blender is fun, I've barely scratched the surface though
Wicked!
*laughs in mojave desert* Oh sweet summer child.
You're not my dad! Oh DONT TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT!
Red is overplayed Blue.
I mean...
I need to revisit this one. Kinda not done
