Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
The landlord's only operational mode seems to be 'half-arsed'.
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The landlord's only operational mode seems to be 'half-arsed'.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting in a cable for the hood should be feasible as you can easily hide above or below the cabinets. We had some similar work done in M. The big question is whether they have planned for this.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Schwacher Trost, aber vielleicht folgt Einsicht. Kein Witz: Habe gerade heute an Ihre Bilder aus Hannover gedacht. Jede Menge Ecken- und Gehwegparker hier auf São Miguel, Azoren.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Never before has an all caps post be as justified as on this joyous occasion. Being a perpetual cynical and given the leisurely pace at which the wiring was fixed, I just wonder how long it'll take them to install everything. Fingers crossed.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
You guys really won the Berlin flat lottery. I'm really sorry that my hometown is giving your family such a hard time. I hope your kids enjoy the new school and that Berlin's Deep Southwest is to your liking.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard about the electric wiring, the empty kitchen, and the flat door w/o an inner knob. Now you're revealing a broken window, which results in an unusable bedroom. I wonder how much more stuff is there.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a lost opportunity for them. They could've learnt so much about the benefits of A/C, automatic transmission, and plastic straws. Instead, they just get fresh homemade Zwetschgenkuchen. It's their loss, and everybody can see that.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Boston: Another interesting example of political change. The current bastion of progressiveness didn't feel very liberal during the white flight phase of the 70s. And those 'crazy ass Trumpsters' in the subburbs are probably the sons and daughters of those who fled desegregation.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Your caption reminds me of a great Sheryl Crow tune. youtu.be/E3uVru0Zpfs?...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
The BBQ will be great for the esprit de maison. We have one every year. This year the weather was fantastic. Not too hot, just nice.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
FRA used to have a well-preserved medieval city centre well into the 20th century. Narrow streets, ancient houses, and all. Then WWII came, and the city's character changed overnight. On the plus side - at least for FRA -, ex-Berlin financial institutions like Deutsche Bank came to town.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
If I'm not mistaken, this is where Elvis was stationed as a GI.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this a spontaneous decision? And did you find something? Hopefully the trip to the store wasn't a bust.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Wer sich für moderne US-Architektur interessiert, dem sei der Architekturfotograf Julius "One Shot" Shulman empfohlen. In der Phase nach dem 2. WK poträtierte er Bauten, die ungebrochenen Optimismus ausstrahlten und sich durch klare Linienführung auszeichneten. juliusshulman.org
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
'MA' on number plates stands for Mannheim, the most important train hub in the south. Lots of convenient connections. The centre isn't terribly pretty, but HD (Heidelberg) is just an S-Bahn ride away.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Es ist geradezu grotesk, wie der wenig bildungsaffine Präsident seine eigenen Ansichten und seinen eigenen Geschmack als absolut erklärt. Ein Mann, dessen pömpöse Protzpaläste nacktes ästhetisches Entsetzen auslösen, erklärt seine Vorlieben per Erlass zum Maß aller Dinge.
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Not an ex-pat here, but I'd like to point out that F and MA are good meeting locations as these two cities are easy to reach by train - unless DB lets you down.
Guido Kühn (@guido-kuehn.bsky.social) reposted
Wokeness, also die Idee gegenseitigen Respekts und Achtsamkeit, ist wie „Gutmensch“ ein Schimpfwort. Wann wurde eigentlich die Vorstellung, rücksichtsvoll miteinander umzugehen, so anstrengend, dass wir uns entschieden, „egoistisches Arschloch“ sei das erstrebenswertere gesellschaftliche Konzept!?
Christian Bangel (@christianbangel.bsky.social) reposted
Ich hab auf Jens Jessens These in der ZEIT geantwortet, die Linken seien Schuld am Aufstieg der Rechten. (Geschenklink) www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Man könnte auch mal daran denken, Arbeitnehmerrechte zu stärken und Betriebsräte ab einer bestimmten Mitarbeiterzahl verpflichtend zu machen. Das würde illegale Machenschaften im Bereich Sozialversicherung zumindest erschweren und hätte für Beschäftigte und Staat pos. Auswirkungen.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I just realised that you taught me a very British idiomatic phrase that I hadn't heard before.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so similar deal like JFK in my hometown. I find it interesting that the int'l schools have different holiday schedules. Söder - not a fan - defends the late school holidays in summer like his political future depended on it.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not into Lego, but I appreciate his dedication and expertise. Here's an old clip where he reviews a very expensive Lego set. youtu.be/G1i9-Rm5vUc?...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a FRA-based serious Klemmbaustein reviewer. He'll tell you why a certain Lego set is overpriced or whether it's well-engineered. He knows all the brick types and in which sets you can find them. His clips are highly entertaining. He runs a small store in FRA and caters to serious Lego fans.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Paris it is then (at least for me).
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
You seem to have a special arrangement as most of Germany's Deep South still has 2 full weeks left. Around 03:00 CEST on Sunday, my summer holidays will finally start.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, but is there a Chipotle in Paris? Would Kid3 have appreciated the Musée d'Orsay as much as the Lego store? BTW, if your family is into Lego, do you know the 'Held der Steine' on YouTube?
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I find the large number of people promoting narratives of the extreme political right very tiring. Many don't do their research, many don't believe facts. Discussions are mostly pointless with this crowd, especially when MAHA fans are involved.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking great. Hopefully there's plenty maple syrup in the house.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
It's amazing that they're allowed to pull this off. Most of the gov't scientists are either running for the hills or are in inner exile. JFKjr has no background in science. Generally, Trump's nominees have no standing in the scientific community. But here's Miller telling us black is white.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Miller lost any connection to reality.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think 'The Partridge Family' was broadcast here in Germany, but Steven Bocho's legal soap 'LA Law' certainly was. Dey was outstanding as Grace Van Owen.
elizabethcooney.bsky.social (@elizabethcooney.bsky.social) reposted
This is telling: People I spoke to are talking about CDC in the past tense. www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the German you live with do the groceries for the tequila bar?
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't done proper research on this, but I find it interesting that a recent swing state is now solid red, not electing middle-of-the-road Republicans, but MAGA-aligned crusaders. Even the Democratic stronghold Miami-Dade flipped. What happened to the liberal northeastern snowbirds/transplants?
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The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted
‘Britain’s most hated boss’ who sacked almost 800 staff at P&O Ferries to quit
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Dave Barry should have a hard time defending a state that has become politically narrow-minded and cold-hearted over the last 25 years. The prominent conservatives coming out of the Sunshine State by and large have no real values, no humanity, and no vision.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a quote of his that I really enjoy: 'If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".'
Jonathan Pie (@jonathanpienews.bsky.social) reposted
This situation is all a tad confusing, but it appears to be legal. However, legality and hypocrisy are not mutually exclusive - especially when coming from the Secretary of State for Housing. Labour has been one of the biggest disappointments since the Hobbit trilogy.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Lisa, German guy here. I swear we are aware of limes, and they are widely available. We are mostly not culinary heathens.
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
RFK JR names herpes as new interim CDC director
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the usual MO. First, the Trump administration creates chaos and confusion. Subsequently, the resulting problems are blamed on others who are either labelled as simply incompetent or as thugs who are shamelessly taking advantage of the US. www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/z...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a guy on my street just outside of Freiburg who has a 'Binford Tools' sticker on his car. 'Home Improvement' was a highly watched show in Germany.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hope similar verdicts will soon follow regarding the newsroom and the various programmes. Hopefully, it will also be determined that Kari Lake has no say whatsoever at VOA.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to know. Unfortunately, I try to give Jeff Bezos as little business as possible. I haven't bought anything on Amazon in years.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Was the 2nd guy ('funny shape') by any chance German?
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Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's see whether this beauty will survive the night in a company fridge.
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Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social)
The director of the CDC calls it quits, just a few weeks after starting her new job. RFKjr is turning once leading US research institutions into listing, rudderless entities. Scientific progress slows down, new drugs are not properly evaluated, and patients have fewer safe and efficacious choices.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
The melody sounds like 'Californication' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but it's impossible for me to understand the lyrics. youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk?...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
You're clearly going for the light version of whatever cake you're baking.
The Downballot (@the-downballot.com) reposted
HUGE FLIP: Democrat Catelin Drey wins deep-red state Senate seat in Iowa, breaking the GOP's supermajority. Drey won by 11 points in a district Donald Trump carried by 11 points last year. It's another massive overperformance. The Iowa GOP should be very worried for the midterms. Our full writeup:
Michael E. Mann (@michaelemann.bsky.social) reposted
Sadly, there are documented cases:
Jonathan Pie (@jonathanpienews.bsky.social) reposted
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
First, proper beans from Heinz and now this. The Swabian is clearly on a roll.
Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted
#copyediting It's spelled anilingus, not analingus. See also tendinitis (though tendonitis is acceptable if not especially popular).
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
At this time a year, Christmas biscuits should be treated like an invasive species: Exterminate.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Historial perspective: It used to be 'As' until 1996 when a second s was added. This resulted in a spelling that was in line with the word's pronounciation.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
You never understand logistics as well as when you have small children. All the expensive contraptions you have to obtain to get anywhere at half speed with a quarter of your usual payload are certainly helpful, but also quite a hassle.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
My current favorite bit of right-wing Christian hypocrisy is Ken Paxton, a man whose wife is divorcing him for adultery, forcing Texas schools to unconstitutionally post "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery." www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
From reading your posts, I'm getting the impression that Germany requires an intervention.
Jon Cryer (@mrjoncryer.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is “transformative” for the American worker because he transforms them into being unemployed.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Danke. The link worked perfectly. So it's the relatively new place unter der Brücke. I tried Burgermeister (former McDonald's) last time and the month before my daughter and I tested a tiny Asian place on Rheinstraße that @downieseb.bsky.social recommended.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Dee. I graduated from FU many years ago but haven't been in Dahlem in a long time. Maybe it's time for a culinary trip down memory lane.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright, you two. Freiburg is lacking in the Döner dept. and I'll be in Steglitz at the end of September. Are you willing to share the location?
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
@deutschebahn.com is second to none when it comes to creating confusion. I say that as a big fan of train travel.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I think your owner sends semi-qualified friends and not proper contractors. Any self-respecting Schlosser would bring a guccied out Hilti. Ironically, Germans living in the US often complain about contractors w/o formal vocational training and certificates (Gesellen- und Meisterprüfung).
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
A man of clear principles: Mutti kommt zuerst.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Did @deutschebahn.com give any reason why there was no service? Here in Freiburg they recently realised that after a night shift of construction work they couldn't open the tracks in the morning. They blocked Basel-Freiburg for hours on a Sunday during peak holiday time. Little info was provided.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
You were with BAFTA? Was there a bit of glitter and glamour every now and then?
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Some questions are probably better left unanswered. But as @diebesbeute.bsky.social stated, equipping a normal door with a standard door plate plus knob/handle shouldn't be a herculean task keeping three men busy.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
The photo you have provided earlier is the only time I have seen a door to a German flat missing an internal doorknob. I am 53. I wonder why such a useless thing was installed in the first place.
kate conger (@kateconger.com) reposted
The entire Social Security database, dumped on a random cloud server: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Trump-appointed judge *dismisses* DOJ lawsuit against Maryland judges over their decision to automatically pause deportation cases for 48 hours He also calls Trump and his admin's attack on judges a "smear" that is "unprecedented and unfortunate storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
U.S. Judge Royce Lamberth ordered Trump administration official Kari Lake to be deposed about her plans for Voice of America, saying she was on "verging on contempt."
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Great to have you back, Allan.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I can fully relate. When I was still living in Munich, Dallmayr was close to my lab. The staff at the register were trained to look at your credit card and then mention your name plus academic title when saying goodbye. It's such an obvious trick, but it never failed to have an impact.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Should you run into the Obamas on Hawaii, please ask them whether my family and I could stay in their guest house for a wekk or two. I'm not an obsessed fan of Barack or Michelle, I just want to vacation on the lot that used to be the location of Robin's Nest.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Meiner Erfahrung nach handeln leider oft ausgerechnet die Eltern wenig bildungsfördernd, deren Kinder am meisten profitieren könnten. Unerfreulicherweise scheuen Lehrer bisweilen auch in klaren Fällen den Konflikt mit den Eltern, der natürlich immer kräftezehrend ist.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I lived just 5 mins away in a relatively new attic flat of a very similar building. The balcony's floor wasn't properly done, so a pool of water formed in the middle. Two skylights were not properly put in, resulting in air flow. Plus a few other things. The half-arsed craftsmanship drove me nuts.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Plemons and Dunst were pretty darn good in the 2nd season of 'Fargo', which was excellent overall.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Pets are harmless compared to kids of a certain age. All the diseases you thought western countries left behind, rear their ugly heads in daycare centres. My favourite are threadworms. The female worm leaves the anus to lay eggs. All this causes itching, which results in the next infection cycle.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I can back your view with my own experience. When I spotted Rüsselkäfer/weevils in our home, I found conclusive evidence that they had emerged from hamster feed. Some of the grains in the bag had distinctive holes that had been clearly caused by the beetles.
Private Eye Magazine (@privateeyenews.bsky.social) reposted
Russia demands to keep captured territory The new Private Eye is out now
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Jerry Adler's pompous and irritating character in 'The Good Wife' was always the icing on the cake.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump calling out an alleged purge in Korea means that the current administration does not have any understanding what irony and hypocrisy mean.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Man muss kein Söder-Freund sein, um die folgende Maßnahme als sinnvoll zu erachten. Die bayer. Polizei hat laut Presseberichten an Flughäfen zumindest bei abreisenden Familien die Schulpflicht überprüft und Verstöße gemeldet.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I do it the same way, but I made an exemption once. I had to be on an MS Teams call, which I couldn't easily take in the entrance way. I did this in a regular carriage, kept it short and my voice down, but felt guilty.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
I generally agree with your irritation. Unfortunately, the ground rules and their implementation are a bit wishy-washy. See also: sz-magazin.sueddeutsche.de/der-lokvogel...
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
You're complaining about a little precipitation? The stores are open, the A/C is probably set to 'arctic', and I'm sure everybody in Miami-Dade smells like Chanel No 5. How come we haven't received photos of you kissing the tarmac on arrival? Enjoy your stay.
The New York Times (@nytimes.com) reposted
In Opinion | Almost every new lifesaving drug starts with government-funded research. But what happens when that funding is cut? In this Opinion video, meet the scientists who are trying to save the lives of you and your family.
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) reposted
Vance can’t be this ignorant, can he? WWII was not ended with a negotiation. Germany and Japan were dictatorial and genicidal regimes that had to be crushed by the military might of the US and Russia. FDR did not sit down and negotiate with Hitler.
Black Forest Cyclist (@blackforestcyclist.bsky.social) reply parent
Klassischer Regelfall für die Umsetzung. 5-m-Bereich und somit VBH. Gefahrenabwehr ist erforderlich und das bedeutet Handlungsbedarf. In Berlin muss man vielleicht daran erinnern, aber niemand wird den Handlungsbedarf bestreiten. - Gab es eine Begründung?
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
Before joining the Justice Department this year, attorney Jonathan Gross said Jan. 6 prosecutors were "evil people. They will put you on a cattle car to Auschwitz without batting an eye."