it's a combination of ivermectin, bleach, oyster crackers, roadkill and anything else left in the office refrigerator over the weekend.
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it's a combination of ivermectin, bleach, oyster crackers, roadkill and anything else left in the office refrigerator over the weekend.
hey, now, them torn cuticles ain't nothing to jeer at....
was he trying to change clothes in a phone booth again?
when you say crushing susan collins I momentarily flash on that scene from "Crowhaven Farm"
opening that jar of olives really took it out of him
RFK Jr look like his skull is filled with clamato juice
giving handies in the cloakroom is instrumental?
my god, he looks like the Little Face character from the "Dick Tracy" movie
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many people are saying that he had died two weeks ago, and what has been taking his place is a bloated whale corpse that had washed ashore.
And as Dolly Levi in "The Matchmaker", the play that "Hello, Dolly" was based on. One of my favorites, it co-stars Paul Ford, and has Anthony Perkins, Robert Morse and Shirley McClaine in early roles.
Trump wants you to forget Epstein. Or at least, trust the lady whose been convicted of the crime. My latest adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/maxwell-th...
he also wondered - if shoving a pencil up his nose would dislodge those pesky cocaine boogers - what bank he should use for his daylight savings time - how many porcupines he could gargle at once - why his shadow is black when he's white
"she has accomplished what she set out to do, and intends to head to the private sector, one of the sources said." she's going to market a line of designer bread-bag shoes as well as portable hog castrating kits in seven various shades of white.
no, but she will double the number of horse-paste canapés she eats daily.... say what you will, but her mane and hooves are dazzling!
doing nothing about it? she'll waffle she'll demure she'll "tut tut" she'll wring her pearls she'll have a fit of the vapours then she'll say she's sure trump has learned his lesson and will continue to kiss his depends-wrapped cheeks
"missteps"? she's beyond "missteps" she's a drunken, drugged out line of dancers trying to do the closing number from "A Chorus Line" on a listing barge in the middle of a summer squall....
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In another instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” This video was deleted from Twitter. So you know what to do. 😏
he looks like he eats horse paste spread on knock-off brand Ritz crackers every night
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so she's going to increase her wine-box home delivery?
he'll be self-testing the local heroin supply to make sure it wasn't responsible.
they hold an annual meeting in a corner booth at the IHOP.
last name shortey very close to the prison tag "short eyes" - a term for a child molester/sex abuser... and they are NOT popular. what's the over/under for number of days before he gets shanked?
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dithering, waffling crazy-aunt-in-the-attic susan collins always sounds like she's trying to decide which of her 87 cats, dead or alive, is her favorite....
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
it seems oddly appropriate this time, being that he's such a cracker himself....
see, his plan is to wait until they have tripled in cost, then he'll issue a decree to reduce the pricing by half.
the whole part of the adultery angle I don't understand.... how did he find two women willing to have sex with him?
"Cracker Barrel -- where all the crackers come to meet 'n' eat!"
so jd is raising a bunch of wimps, then? man, they're going to spend a lot of their school years shoved into lockers or getting swirleys.
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"candace owensssss" slurred trump, "she got coffee for me one time, I think...."
rebrand it as "The Trump Trauma Train"
she wants them to AI generate clothes on her in the porn loop so it looks like she's trying out for the Women's Wrestling Team.
so THAT'S how he got that bruise on the back of his hand....
chasing down Moose and Squirrel?
keeping all the stripper poles polished?
perhaps snoop would feel better if we went back to a time when movies starred predominantly white people, and they only black people you saw were servants, field hands, cowards scared by "haints" or portrayed as having all the cunning of a three-year-old who had just been whapped with a 2 by 4?
actually, it's more likely that's what the men claim when they find out they're talking to MAGA pieces of trash.
I dunno, that pic of portnoy makes it look like his claim to fame is he can sniff a fart and tell what you had for dinner last night.
you suppose they call jeanine pirro a WINO? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEbt...
in a stunning news break, the flag has announced it has filed a restraining order against trump.
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their fourth attempt will consist of the prosecutors standing in front of the grand jury and whining "THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! OTHER PROSECUTORS GET TO HAVE INDICTMENTS!!!"
is it just me or does JMP have some SNL "and I'm Dooneeese" vibes going here?
Another flyer from ProtectFairElections.Org against the California Special Election for redistricting in response to the Texas power grab. Funded by Right Path California, a Republican group headed by Jessica Millan Patterson, the CRP Chairwoman. Tearing it up, mailing it back.
the image of trump parading around in shorts, his elephantine thighs slapping together sounding like an oncoming thunderstorm, a section of his Depends hanging ever-so-coyly beneath the hem....
sorry, but jerking off behind the dumpsters and shouting "oh god oh god" is NOT giving your life to Christ.
any bar during happy hour, sure....
she needs to just crawl into a wine box and shut up.
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Got another flyer from a "protect voting" group wanting people to vote AGAINST the special election to redraw the district maps in California. I got a shit-ton of "forever" stamps so, to help support the USPS and for my peace of mind, I'm tearing the flyers up and mailing them back to them.
but it could be that ghislaine believes that molesting children is appropriate, ergo, she saw trump molesting children and that is totally appropriate....
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Infantino then got a worried look as trump popped a Tic-tac and got his p*ssy grabbing gloves on....
wait, wasn't that EXACTLY what Sporkfoot MTG was doing to those school shooting survivors, following them and shouting at them?
I think she sent in ten box-tops and 50 cents to cover shipping....
wanking off behind the dumpsters and shouting "oh god oh god" is NOT giving your life to Christ...
"the grass here died about 40 years ago, and yet they still voted!!"
hey, any law enforcement types out there that watched his video..... shouldn't he be arrested for recording that while ACTIVELY DRIVING HIS CAR?
"Nichols said that his wife had "kicked" him out of his home and "took all the money" from their shared business. "So because of that, I've got to get a job," he complained." I certainly hope he finds one with a decent dental plan....
lindsey graham (probably): "As the Good Book says 'Let he among you who has not diddled a child cast the first stone....' OUCH!!!!"
man, what I wouldn't give to zip past them on a moped with a neon sign on the back flashing "FOLLOW ME TO THE FREE BISCUITS'N'GRAVY BUFFET!!"
is driving his lard ass in a gold-plated golf cart at 3 miles an hour actually considered "patrolling"?
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every night he drops trou and scoots his ass across the White House lawn.
every night he drops trou and scoots his ass across the White House lawn.
Alina Homina-Homina-Homina proving once again she's not the brightest skank on the casting couch....
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Typical GOP stunt. We got one of the mailers yesterday, and it is worded it to sound like it is a Democrat-backed position, but the major funder, Charles T Munger Jr, is a moneybags repugnicant, err, republican. Does not mention that it is repugnicant backed. lwvc.org/lwvc-not-aff...
I go to the hospital often for Dr visits, medications, neurology appts, physical therapy, lab work etc. - 1 to 3 times a week. There's a Target close by, used to go there after for a treat or to do some shopping - stopped going after their DEI change. So there's 4 - 12 monthly visits gone.
his face is swollen from all the whisker-burns he gets from Sasquatch.
Oddly enough, "FREE TINA PETERS" is the exact phrase she yells every time she enters a bar during Happy Hour.
Bed Bath Beyond has been closing stores in California for years. So this seems like rather a hollow threat.
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bongino looks like the leader of the pro-toenail-fungus movement.
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