It's always worth remembering that for all of Elon Musk's fretting about low birth rates and migration, according to Grimes his penis implant procedure went horribly wrong. Looks like the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts now, apparently.
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It's always worth remembering that for all of Elon Musk's fretting about low birth rates and migration, according to Grimes his penis implant procedure went horribly wrong. Looks like the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts now, apparently.
Wouldn't put it past Temu Lucrezia Borgia.
Marvellous. Simply marvellous.
Kinda needs that shitty circus music.
I've seen ribcages on cadavers that look more appetising than that.
For fuck's sake, Umemiya - get your shit together. Jesus.
Hey, BlueSky family, quick question - Is he dead yet? No? Fuck.
I see they found the crew of the Titan submersible.
ANYWHERE YOU WANT IT TO BE
Thanks, I hate it. What in the Willy Fucking Wonka is this shit
Sorry, calibrating
I'm advised by a copper friend that special notice was taken of people toting signs like that. Might just be me, but the way the police are feeling this week, it's not the kind of performative smartarsery *I'd* recommend.
Well, I - ... ... ...nah. I'll see myself out.
Is it just me, or is that worm-addled junkie dipshit's head an odd shape? Looks crooked. Like it's sagging under the weight of its own idiocy.
You can afford organic daughter? In this economy?
And again - Is he dead yet? No? Fuck.
At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Right? Right.
Oh - and this would suit me just fine, too - a puddle of someone else's.
Martha is an avatar of Kali the Destroyer, and I love that for her.
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Thar she blows.
@infinitescream.bsky.social , you're up, buddy. Do your thing.
Martha, The Hammer of Idiots.
...the fuck did I just read??
Let us summon the ghost of Ernst Roehm, and ask - Oh, no. Oh, dear.
Of course he wonders. He's a fucking idiot.
I want to treat these girls to brunch. I like their attitude, the mimosas are on me.
My money's on some pliable madwoman, like Noem.
Paul, my deepest condolences on this awful loss. I'm so sorry, mate.
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Orlando
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Unfortunately, these are not the kinds of people who appreciate fountain pens and stationery. Or shoes with laces. Or cutlery. Or hygiene.
Travis Kelce should stop by Kirk's house. Just....for a little chat.
Marvellous. Simply marvellous.
Christ alive, she was fucking weird.
Or stark bollock naked - in the middle of monsoon season.
Jeez, Asha - what did the good burghers of Mumbai ever do to you, to deserve that dead-eyed little creep being dropped on them?
For a billionaire, I would've thought you could afford better quality spray paint to huff. Or you're just naturally a dipshit.
I've never once seen drama, or felt bad vibes at metal, punk or goth clubs. They all look certifiably insane, but they've always been very kind to an old fella.
Yep, that's the Iron Rule - the harder and heavier the band, the fuzzier and squishier they are. 🙂
Epic is right. Always a lot of love in the room - and Papa is hilarious.
Seen 'em live three times, so far. So much fun. 🤘
Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with:
He's a brief jog away from turning his foot into taco meat.
Every. Fucking. Time.
It amazes me how many people in that country are *still* adhering to the polite fiction that they're ever having free and fair elections again - or elections, full stop, for that matter. For a nuclear power that landed human beings on the Moon, they can be *reeaaallly* fuckin' slow on the uptake.
I'm honestly surprised he didn't, after Biden won. But then, I thought he'd be dead by now. *disappointed sigh*
There's so many who'd move states in the US - or even head for the exits - but they simply can't, so they have to ride this out. I have the luxury of watching this nightmare unfold from another country - but I really feel for those people. I hope they - and you - will be OK.
"Bum Crack and Pube Brigade" was a folk duo that really should have been huge, IMHO.
The look on that face, though: "THE UNITED WORLD GOVERNMENT HAS ORDERED I BE SEALED WITHIN THIS RAYON- POLYCOTTON CONTAINMENT SYSTEM, TO PROTECT INNOCENT CIVILIANS FROM MY WHITE-HOT PASSION!"
As I find myself saying, over and over and over again: DO NOT TRAVEL TO OR THROUGH THE UNITED STATES FOR ANY REASON
WHY IS HE NOT DEAD YET, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Soon, Mega-Cat would be unleashed.
KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.
Whoah. This can't be good.
Oops. 🙂
Scorpion goatse requires a *lot* more gymnastics.
You have no idea what a comfort that is today. 😄
That discussion of renewable energy policy took a turn SHE wasn't expecting, that's for sure.
I don't get anywhere near this kind of support when I tell people I've pooped in *my* nappy. But then, I'm a middle aged public policy professional, and I probably shouldn't have interrupted the Minister's Teams call with that information.
Well, that's an instant goddamn follow.
Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, that's *marvellous*. MARVELLOUS
Probably past time to smother AUKUS with a cushion, demand our $1.6 billion AUD back, and put a bullet into the ANZUS Treaty and Five Eyes for good measure.
Considering how many monkeys his absurd Neuralink chips killed, I'm quite comfortable with his efforts to neutralise incels by turning them into talking doorbells. And any child of Elnoid's going to be a mess, anyway.
Good Morning, Bluesky Family - a question? Is it me, or has El*n M*sk been oddly quiet of late? I mean, "thank fuck", but also....h'mmm?
There may be a Snoopy cartoon in that. Possibly on a t-shirt.
Good.
Fuck, YES
Has anyone considered that this is an elaborate cover for her raging addiction to the smell of ammonia/eating those disinfectant cakes out of the urinal?
It's going to be very hard to improve upon this. And absolutely impossible to disprove it.
Yep, here in Australia, we've had it for *decades*. We had a national election very recently, and it worked perfectly fine. As it always does. We're a big country, and it's the easiest way to vote for many people here - we make it as easy as possible to our citizens to vote.
*BANGS THE SIGN OVER & OVER AGAIN WITH AN AXE HANDLE*
Bad news days for AI and everyone who slops it. 'If your incredible business idea – key word here, business – is to bake cakes for sale and then you complain that you have to pay for eggs and flour then I have some terrible news about your business idea and also quite possibly your soul and brain.'
JFC. Just look at these two fuckin' chodes.
{Fred Schneider voice}: "I shot my dog!"
His idiotic assertion that no other country has "voting by mail" is easily disprovable nonsense. Australia has had it for *decades*, and it works just fine.
I have no idea who the original artist is - and would love to know - but this masterpiece looks as if Papaya Pinochet had been rendered by Mervyn Peake as a grotesque Gormenghast character, like Abiatha Swelter.
"Eric Lendrum" is his Nom de Douche. His real name is Smalldick McLegohair, of the Boston McLegohairs.
Reported and blocked. An anti-vaxxer cretin, as well.
Nothing sounds like a Rickenbacker. Nice work, mate.
Fuck you, you cowardly, bloated, corrupt, orange child-rapist cretin. Slava Ukrainii. 🇺🇦
I fucking feel you, Mr. Whale.
I choose to hear it in Dr. John Frink's voice. HOY-ven glaven. M'hey.
Even if Zelenskyy thought this was a good idea - and he doesn't - he is unable under the Ukrainian Constitution to unilaterally give away Ukrainian territory, or change the country's borders. It's a non-starter, and Putin knows it. Trump doesn't, because he's a corrupt, child-raping moron.
The harmonica knows what it did.
Jesus wept, he's a moron... ...and a corrupt rapist of children, let's not forget that bit.
It has La Swinton, at her unearthly best. And then Stormare turns up, and gleefully walks away with the thing. A fun, much under-appreciated movie.
Christ alive, he looks like shit. If either - or both - could just hurry up and fucking die, that'd be peachy. Today would be good. Today works for me.
This is The Way.
THE SANDWICH HAD SALAMI I REPEAT: THE SANDWICH HAD SALAMI PLEASE REMAIN CALM, AND PROCEED TO YOUR SHELTERS IN AN ORDERLY FASHION
everybody was kung fu fighting
I wish him a smooth flight through the windshield, when his car hits one of those bollards DC is so amply provided with. What a bell-end.
What a petty, vindictive shithole your country is collapsing into. Poisonous, ignorant, selfish and stupid. An absolute tragedy.
What in the *fuck* is the Iron Dingbat wearing??
Show me your getaway vehicle
And I repeat - until the Heat Death Of The Universe, if necessary - DO NOT TRAVEL TO, OR THROUGH, THE UNITED STATES FOR ANY REASON
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
I shouldn't be laughing at this anywhere near as much as I am.