I remember that from St John's Epistle to the Buckaroos
I remember that from St John's Epistle to the Buckaroos
Doesn't the Qu'ran allow for the eating of pork if to do otherwise would offend a host or endanger the adherent?
Your lips, God's ears
Donald Trump (1946 - 2025?)
*guy slacking off at a job he hates* wait, this isn't the key to success?? What the hell?
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
"Getting better at acting like Donald Trump" isn't particularly laudable when it comes to politics
I urge you to reconsider your positions, perhaps in favor of those that fawn over my smugly moronic brand of enlightened centrism
Which "far left policies" are turning off the voters, Michael? Name them, why don't you.
Meanwhile you have an unabashed socialist poised to romp in the NY mayoral election over the heavily Trump-adjacent Cuomo. What do you make of such puzzling developments.
Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton ran on precisely this playbook and both ate shit rather spectacularly, Michael.
What does she play?
Literally doing the "facts don't care about your feelings" schtick
My hated followers are suffering from blueskyism
One reason for Democrats to ditch their reflex to say "You have a point" to the other side is the right wing hasn't had a good point about anything in most of our lifetimes
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Have you noticed that a great many of your arguments consist of calling the other person stupid
What about public opinion in the 80s? The 70s? This didn't just pop up in 2015, you know.
So mandatory genital inspections for all, then.
You said you didn't understand why. I told you why. Yet somehow you feel compelled to keep adding words.
How is everyone going to celebrate when it happens? I'm probably going to take a bottle of champagne to the dome and look for block parties downtown.
One of the kindest and most benevolent kaiju! They're lucky to have her!
Donald Trump looked disgusting-- tumor brain protruding-- in his white shirt in front of the press pool. Very very disrespectful.
This does a good job ad links to it. But basically, a pretty convincing case for all the weirdness adding up to stroke. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
When he had to lift his water glasses with both hands and was like "uhhh I didn't want to spill on my tie, OBVIOUSLY"
Looking wonderful sir
Because I hadn't seen it yet. Now I have. Pretty cool how that works
The best comment I saw was, "this guy would break a sweat trying to count to 15".
"Also, I would like to thank my splendid Vice President, who finds all those memes about him funny, actually, and looks quite fetching in eyeliner"
If we're going strictly by numbers, Trump has been duly elected twice-- why object to him? Surely he represents the prevailing will of the nation. Ought we not follow along, then?
You're making quite a bit up out of whole cloth here. How popular was gay marriage? Legalizing marijuana? Desegregation? Polls are polls. I'm talking about right and wrong. Demonizing a minority group for a perceived advantage (which is usually minuscule and evaporates quickly) ain't it.
No
I flew with them once. Once.
Would you say that we are engaging in some kind of assay of the candidate's principles, a "purity test" if you will
You have a couple of pretty compelling examples now that a campaign strategy of simply pointing and saying "yeah, but look at the other guy!" doesn't work. We're trying to provide an electoral strategy that actually does.
wish i knew what insanely rich people who technically “live in nyc” but are merely shuttled around to various Acceptable Locations in luxury cars with tinted windows and spend all summer at their second homes elsewhere think about the mayoral race. oh well! guess i never will :(
british gen x: in my day when we were thirsty we drank from the bean hose
Spanging?
Those who do are voluntarily ceding the quality that, perhaps more than any other, makes you human. Madness.
We all have a duty to brutally shame anyone who admits to using AI for some sort of creative use
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
SIR YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ ME A BEDTIME STORY
We’re making the best deals with God, like no one’s ever seen before. We’re running up that hill and we’re doing it very strongly
Oh, so they’re like, ACTUALLY, Weekend at Bernie’sing this.
I'd love to hear a detailed explanation how the Union would have gone about fighting "fairly"
Minor point, but what's going on with the hands? It's like Trump went for the fist bump and Gruden just kind of grabbed it
Protesters chained the fence of a federal building in LA, trapping DHS agents inside. "How does it feel to be locked up unlawfully, without due process?" one shouted.
why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"
It has been proven time and time and time again that voters respond to politicians taking principled moral stands and sticking to them. Bullshit weaselly focus-grouped triangulation does nothing but stir contempt. We're taking a stand here. People with backbones can join us, others can fuck off.
Your coalition has been systematically shedding any ability or inclination to enact progressive change for the past 30 years and has become a flabby, greedy remnant of its formal self, so excuse me if your ~realpolitik~ shit doesn't stir me.
Yeeeeeup.
Hello, how are you?
feeling like an alien lately because i’m not interested in Points. i’m sick of being told to Earn Points. leave me alone
He just seems more cynical than anything. He's only interested in selling himself at every opportunity.
From Umberto Eco's unfortunately tirelessly useful essay, "Ur-Fascism"
You need only look at the University of Göttingen after the Nazis got through with it to see that this beady-eyed, hostile attitude towards science in favor of "peasant superstitions" is absolutely one of the foundational drives of fascism.
Fascism is a death cult, Philip.
You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else
Y'all need to move, I can't see the cat
Their warm embrace of Michael Bloomberg told me all I needed to know
Got that dawg with bees in its mouth and when it barks it shoots bees at you in me
What are the odds, as soon as that dumb greasy fuck kicks off, they're going to propose a "Trump AI" to finish out his term
The face you make when the dusky specter in the corner of your vision begins to repeat louder and louder that no Earthly glory can save you from the dark flames of perdition that have already been vouchsafed
These alt-right twerps with their cigars and glasses of bourbon, neither of which they enjoy or understand in the slightest
NOW YOUVE DONE IT NOW YOU GONE AND DONE IT
CARL NO
He's hungover, leave him alone
In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen
He looks like shit that's been floating in a pond, we may not have much longer to wait
donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying
I take it all back, he looks sprightly as a lamb
Hal is not the sharpest crayon in the box
Not yet
The White House's official position is that he's still funny, but not "ha-ha" funny
CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH (1986)
Oh, Michael, my darling. Please don't you go down the John Cleese path too.
God, every time Trump is on the verge of grievous personal harm this site turns into Pac-Man after he eats a power pellet. I'm so proud of all of us.
trump dying is just a distraction
One of the few relatable things about Trump is that he has clearly never wanted to spend a second around his loser sons
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
Just to be safe in 2028 we should elect a third dying guy as president
"Yayyyyy!"
HEAR OUR PLEA, O LORD
I will immediately pledge my soul and troth to whichever deity manifests to claim the credit
I'm gonna put a marker on... let's see.... stroke, TIA, something of that nature
I’m a big fan of HI Human Intelligence
Okay, again, slowly: she's not my bestie. We don't know each other. I'm responding to you and your bizarre, incoherent crusade.
Probably just got his head stuck in the banister again
Oh, please. Gifs and memes in some shallow imitation of communication? It'd be laughable if it weren't so sad. Log off for a change, try doing something that matters.
I'm not the one spamming gifs in some nihilistic display, Michael. I guess I take this a little more seriously than you.
Oh, you think this is funny? This is all a big joke to you? Some things are only fit for memes, I guess. Typical ironypilled loser.
Bro this is a different candidate bro uts a different this is newsom bro this isnt Trunt different candidate this will not give you transphobia just try it I swear bro just suck on it please bro this is GCN Bro it's not Trunt Trunt is like more mental bro Gavin will relax you bro
Not really an answer, Michael
Building a border wall in southern California, except ironically
