Short legs work, too.
Short legs work, too.
I said that at dinner with friends tonight. Absolutely.
Bob Barker is dead but his 1970s hair is having another go-round.
They’re flooding the zone, alright. With bullsh*t.
Wherever you pulled that quote from is a rag. They weren’t rioters. The correct word is insurrectionists.
Toss in a few “radical democrat terrorists” and it’s ready for the evening news.
Someone recently told me that the best predictor of a natural disaster occurring in Texas is to ask Cruz if he has vacation plans.
Cuz he outed their orgies and key bumps
Oh, and please have your account verified/blue checked, for obvious reasons.
-Melania’s immigration papers
A death trifecta!
Respectfully, with Election Day so close, this account should have more traction. Let’s hear some of your worst case scenario plans. Please turn up the heat!
Hey, playing dead is hard work.
Or slut shame the victims.
Welp, just another reason not to go to breeders and instead, only to adopt at a shelter.
Getting close to Enid’s character on SATC
Missed you!
At least the venue is top notch.
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That is the singularly best Macy’s I’ve encountered. The environment is lovely, the employees make the merch displays gorgeous.
Don’t forget to raise your middle finger to his building.
Of course he’s with Diddy
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I in no way endorse physical violence of any kind but damn, that is a supremely punchable face.
It’s into the blender with ya!
Modi is giggling like a schoolgirl. Our President is the butt of several continents’ jokes
Did he remember to put his dentures in today?
Lumbering
We feel you, Jess. It’s jarring.
Are you on crack? Of course they won’t!
I don’t think it’s extortion. The US pays these countries (with our tax dollars) to accept our deportees, then dictators take that money and buy his meme coin with it.
Placid acceptance=conspiracy to commit obstruction
In every successful relationship, there is a tormentor and a tormentee.
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Spokesperson? 😂
If a child knocked on our door I’d assume that the child is looking for help from an adult.
Yea, but then he wakes up in the coffin, does his mayhem and then crawls back in before sunrise.
Our beloved Dolly Parton
His dentures were ejected from his mouth from the force of the impact.
Vivek voters 😂😂😂
Unless you’re a potato fan
So they spend time/money where they put the merch.
The ninth circle of Hell would be awesome
Alice Cooper in “Diary of a Mad Housewife”
Having done my own research; ie, googled “Charlie Kirk Giant gums”, AI sez he’s got gingival hyperplasia.
Don’t forget Madison’s sisters; Lexington and Third.
Wat r u wearing
🎶🎵 Take my breath away🎼
Charlie Kirk sez whatever because OMG dem gumbs
Don’t trouble yourself with his insanity/inanity. He likes skinny ties because they remind him of leeches and bloodletting, which is now on the CDC schedule of proven cures for whatev.
The Nobel Committee is on a completely different frequency than that jamoke.
I bet she’s Canadian and no one in Kash’s inner circle knows anything about her.
Ooh pick me! I know their answer.
Much better!
Taylor certainly has a legal team that could bring Zuck down.
My question is who the eff does RFK Jr think he is? He’s a lawyer, an addict and a grifter and has no business dictating health policy.
Honesty is the best policy
Why did you have to say parm because now I need parm
Someone who believes he’s working for a monarchy.
Three!!!
Charlie is one of the last people who should be breeding. How will humans get rid of his gingival hyperplasia gene?
I know, I used a utility bill as a ferinstance. His paycheck is direct deposited, no? Where?
Precisely
How much of his meme coin will they buy with that money?
Thank you Shit Show, for recognizing that Casey is way more Teresa Giudice than Jackie Kennedy.
Cindi, I’m at a loss to answer your question, but I’ll guess “salty af”.
I have two in the freezer. Don’t make me want to throw them away!
My question is, “Why does he think it’s okay to lie about not having a bank account?” Does he walk a bag of money over to DC Water & Sewer Authority every month?
And trying to pass off Casey as the new Jackie Kennedy.
For a man who brags about what a hose master he is with the ladies, he sure loves him some gay anthems. Like, ALL of them.
We’ll never know because it’s all meme coin purchases
I’m not powerful, like an oligarch. I can’t banish people. But I can block them.
Have Charlize’s people told Elon’s people that she’s got a boyfriend? In Canada?
Only because they know that their orange cheese ball coloring is cancerous to mammals.
Coy motherf***er
Currently mulling over either setting up a college fund for the grandchildren or flying them to a country in Europe for vaccine tourism.
It's also his Constitutional right to have 28 items in the 10 items or less lane and riding shotgun.
Epstein? (Kidding, just want to remind everyone)
@pbsnews.org continues the capitulation by not using the correct term “human trafficking”
And then privatized
I don’t see any pearls, she must have clutched them clean off her neck.
One of the five most dangerous people in this Administration and that’s saying A LOT.
I know I’m a public servant but I just don’t give a rat’s ass.
Temporarily sober and perpetually unsure
This kid sez, “You crazy Guardsmen, get off my lawn!”
In both camo AND visibility gear! Hot mess express.
Bueno o NO BUENO?
The Missus looks like she’s got big plans for her old man and from the look on her face, it involves an insurance claim.
I’m not sure, but I think it was back when barbershop quartets were popular, which would also explain the part in his hair.
Was it me? It was me, wasn’t it?
And Mike Johnson loves his Angola.
@vinnythomas.bsky.social We miss you!
Kegbreath’s warriors in the Department of War are fighting the war against candy wrappers in DC parks, which don’t need them to, because local businesses pay for cleaning.
Such gravitas, huh? More like a smell of sulphur.
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