Going straight to Millennials
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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Going straight to Millennials
“It’s dangerous out there. Here, better take this!”
The Trump administration used Benny Johnson's claims that his house was "burned to the ground" and that "people were murdered in my front yard" to justify its federal takeover of DC. @kenbensinger.bsky.social found out that Johnson made it all up. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/b...
Also “the west” and “western civilization” = coded language from Musk and others for the white race.
Gone Gato
Elon’s own naïveté limits the damage he can do with his war chest. He hasn’t got the charisma nor personal rapport to be a force in politics. His loss in the Wisconsin supreme court election underscores that throwing money at voters isn’t a substitute for campaign skills and political capital.
They’ve thus far been very successful at controlling media narratives, so I think they’re emboldened by their ability to keep the media’s attention on their enemies. Look at how the media is no longer talking about Epstein.
He doesn’t even drive his own car, he was a passenger
It's really funny to steal valor and then have it come out that you were literally diverting aid from the victim you said you were helping
It’s seems to amplify power and influence, even when wielded by someone as clumsy and stupid as Elon
Ames died several years ago, but his "compound" in Turner, OR is still used as the site for this annual Gathering of the Eagles. Here's the lineup for this year. I know of at least one self-avowed neo-Nazi who used to attend these meetings where the Oath Keepers and the John Birchers recruit.
This is "the one big trick" that the right has mastered. They present their movement as just "the authentic voice of the volk outraged by Democratic overreach," when really what they're doing is just old fashioned political mobilization. Organize a passle of pissed off people & call it a movement.
Trump posted to Truth Social a few min ago, sorry haters but the President is doing great
Yes who wouldn’t want their stolen car returned to them in this condition
It was always about projecting power, not lowering crime rates
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Happy Labor Day! Or, as it will be known in 2026, Management Day
A guy passed out today at the merry go around. Oh wait he is coming around.
When he dies the DPRK press secretary will issue a statement that he died from complications from being the healthiest president his doctors have ever seen, and having “good genes.”
Question is defective, as is the bias built into pre-ranking the choices. The heat map is nearly meaningless. If they let respondents stack rank each choice would liberals and conservatives be that different? Or if you let them choose 1 for care, 0 for don’t care?
It goes without saying that this is not a valid heat map because the question forces all choices to fit a one dimensional scale. If you let people rank their answers, and then show hotter colors for the higher ranked choices you’d find FAR LESS ideological differences in the rankings.
I'd been wondering about that stupid meme DHS put out and... Yay
RFK Jr jumps right in, tells his grandkids the water’s fine
Bowie x NIN, can’t believe this was 28 years ago youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo
At the NIN show…
But Rudy doesn’t drive a car
You haven’t found the orange cat just vanished into thin air
It says a lot and answers nothing at the same time
Me: yup
Here's your proof that the President is fine and that the woman who Giuliani rescued is real.
Contempt proceedings when?
Is he taking credit for wasting taxpayer money in DC
Earlier in the day, Rudy had been helping old ladies across the street in New York, then he was in Louisiana volunteering to remove crude oil off local wildlife, before returning to New York to deliver meals to the homeless. The car that struck him really existed, a spokesman said in a statement.
What if we kissed... at the Hotel Fück? 👉👈
Kirby
They can still smell the New Jersey scent on you
Had Giuliani crashed his car into a lake, they'd have had to dispatch an environmental response team to scrub all the hair grease off the ducks.
POV: You’re in the whimsical house with the secret rooms.
HAFFY BURFDAY!!!
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“I’m wanking here!”
Export taxes are illegal, but not if AMD and Nvidia willingly pay it and agree not to call it that. Where are the lawsuits?
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
The AI influencers in YouTube are full of shit. Google’s Nano Banana (Gemini Flash 2.5 Image) completely fails at everything. It’s a spectacular pile of garbage. It won’t fucking “replace Photoshop,” period. It just gets stuck repeating the same output for every prompt.
True. Also there’s this: bsky.app/profile/atru...
Presumption of innocence is only something accusers can have. The accused don’t get it, apparently.
A “builder” who doesn’t know how to work with contractors? He’s not a builder- he licenses his name on other people’s properties
The president of the United States of America just put a construction worker on blast on social media, including video of the worker.
Frank Haiku Series 2 00010 Hi, My name is Frank I just sent you my picture Why won't you respond? #CatsOfBluesky #poetry
He's owl 🦉 #CatsOfBluesky #CatLovers #FelineFriends #CatLife #MeowMoments
astounding he’s purposely being a cartoon villian
What about diamonds and black triangles
When it comes to UFOs, I am a staunch supporter of the 'flying saucer' design. If your close encounter was with one of those 'cigar-shaped' pieces of shit, you can GTFO.
Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
it’s actually more sanitary to grab a cookie off the top of the pile with your fingers rather than touching the tongs that 1000 other people have recently touched
He looks like he’s in the wojack meme where wojack is alone at the party and he’s thinking, “they don’t know I…will someday write about them in Pretty Hate Machine”
If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.
, he shouted, incoherently, on Juneteenth
In Mastodon, nobody can hear you tweet.
How else are you gonna know you’ve done it right?
Cool beans!
Why not?
Normalize Crack Whore Barrel
We can’t all be Heady Lamar
I don't know why Disney is trending so have a caturday instead
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
Pure. Joy.
mcdonald’s flags flying at half mast
“Matt Yglesias has entered the chat”
Oh come on www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
But what if King George III told the colonies that China was going to pay the tax China and Mexico
Jeanine Garofalo was Aubrey Plaza before Aubrey Plaza
The banana have achieved group consciousness and with the help of AI is trying to find the path to freedom
The plan is to blame it on Biden and watch corporate media repeat it without question
She did and it was painful
The dryer masheen must be studied closely
Was that so hard
Dems: I’m fresh outta ideas, whatchu got
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
We’re allowed to have up to 3 archenemies, mmkay?
i am allergic to bananas and i also don't want this at the grocery store
Trump has not been seen for three days raising serious concerns about Bidens mental health
A.I. Sausage Fingers taking his “date” / hostage to the prom and ice cream.
New Q & A is up! Trump, Vance, Epstein, Gaza, Big Tech, and lots more: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/mafia-stat...
Gonna tell the kids this was ReBoot on Sega Dreamcast
when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
I can’t help but feel I selected “Nightmare” instead of “Normal” before starting this simulation.
Demerzel hears a tone that is “52 octaves below middle C” around the black hole in Gaal’s vision. This is impossible since she only listened to the sound for a few seconds. The oscillations at that frequency have a period of about half-million years. Anyway thanks for attending my TED Talk.
It’s also confusing why Demerzel would not decant another Day. I suppose it raises interesting questions, like how their memory backups work if two decanted clones are actively transmitting. I assume they can control that; it’s all magic sci-fi tech anyway. Don’t think too hard about it.
#Spoilers I like #appletv #Foundation season 3, but I’m nonplussed by the choice to make Demerzel’s leitmotif from Season 1 soundtrack “The Dream of Cleon The First” diegetic. Now it’s a robot modem handshake? It’s either brilliant or lazy. I’m not sure; the whole Mycogen storyline is unreal.
RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.
JD would make love to that sofa in the oval
Make this the #1 movie this weekend