Nope.
No.
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Nope.
Nope. You're in the former category.
The dipshit ones do, I'm sure. The rest of them understand how first past the post works in a non-compulsory voting system, carefully designed to depress eligibility and turnout.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
What do we want? Sensible, moderate, reasonable, incremental change! When do we want it? Eventually!
OP did not seem to object to my comment. Your concern is noted.
"Glen, ya gotta help me get this dead possum out from under the porch"
Make them fill their jail with chalkers
What social media are you on that you don't see it?
That's me, Republican worldview buyer!
Are you still imagining I'm a fucking republican? Sorry about your lead poisoning.
You think poors have mortgages.
Just all move. Sounds like a workable plan.
You think poors have F-150s
I'm hacking it just fine, boomer. You're welcome to attempt to enforce your edict at your convenience.
Every red state is composed of 100% red voters 👍
I'll make sure and vote harder next time.
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You're right, it is in no way demoralizing for the outnumbered constituents in red states to see smug libs loldancing about the horrible fate that the fat poors all deserve.
YES AND you have to stop being overjoyed about the misery. That's a big part of beating them.
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
However long you think it takes me to get to the last pickle in a jar, it's probably half that. It gets refilled frequently.
5, 6 if you count the big jar of pickle brine in the fridge for marinades
I question his juice level. Plus he's so loathsome it's a good chance for some squishy conservatives to decouple without the penalty from theor cultstituents. Let us hope while we can.
. . . I say, while taking a shit on the floor in the produce aisle
I guess I was insufficiently gracious to the unsolicited melvin-ing
Buncha people out there thinking it's their job to punch up people's shit. "No, more like . . . " More like get off my phone, bozo!
Yeah, I was right
I do have a list of distasteful chores I'd rather not do . . .
Remember classic early frontrunner presidential election battles like Hillary-Giuliani and Bush-Tsongas? Don't wait!—ACT NOW to tell every trans person you know that you're selling them today for a meme and a haircut you hope will look good in three years.
I dont think funny is your area of expertise
I said what I said.
On Survivor they gather 18 or so awful people together and almost without fail they vote out the most annoying person first. Just a fun fact I decided to share for no particular reason.
Man, I need to proofread before I click the blue button
*extreme dystonia rattle* It's the powerhouse of the cell
Its like if Har Mar was into Soundgarden instead (complementary)
Doing accelerationism but liberalishly
And all those people in those red states who hate the GOP like poison can just get busy dying cool cool
Making Trump parody merch is the last decade of the Democratic Party in a nutshell. They have fully ceded the parameters to him. He makes the rules, he controls the conversation. They only exist in response to him. If he didn’t exist, they would have zero identity. That’s how he’ll keep winning.
I SAW ALLEN IVERSON WITH THE DEVIL!
Chat, do you exist?
Benny Schwa cut him loose so fast he was hanging in the air like Wile E. Coyote
Are you quizzing me? For how long am I required to submit to your inquisition? Trust a liberal to imagine individual action is going to solve a systemic problem.
I see no difference between buying a pair of pants on Temu and a check being sent directly to the child exploding regime from our federal government. I have a big sensible reasonable moderate centrist brain.
I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
That's not fair. He also has a dictionary.
He's fat. Liberals would rather voluntarily march to the ovens than let go of their fatphobia.
Still mad about teenagers on Tumblr in 2014
The window for consistently never shitting yourself is narrower than we like to acknowledge
Ask a libertarian 3 substantive questions and they'll turn into a nazi before your eyes like some troll from a fairy tale.
Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
- My WIIIFE
Running the car in my closed up garage until the Gatorade comes in glass bottles again
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It sounds super weird not to have the double track on a John vocal. Somehow feels even wrong-er than the '90s record.
Real rough beast hours
Could one do from the coast to the watercourse? Hypothetically.
🎶 I gave my life to CHRIST in the Cracker Barrel parking lot 🎶
Colden Borral ass logo
The economic suicide is not a bug, it's the whole game.
I took my pants off because the cracker was in the very bottom of the barrel
Apart from the whole Vietnam looks a lot like England thing
I'm old enough to remember when a candidate's campaign was responsible for collecting enough votes to win. You'd rather that be the individual, powerless voter's job FOR SOME REASON
If winning means electing yet another triangulating Republican Lite candidate you can keep your precious fucking winning
Agreed. Minus the head-to-head competitive play or high score table it just doesn't scratch the coin op junkie itch
Wide open arms for Never Trump Republicans, that tent can't get too big, but express a preference that isn't the anointed front runner and it's exile for you. A mystery that will just remain unexplained.
Wait til he loses his prime time network job and he won't shut up about it for a decade
(nodding) night corn
*Slapping the roof of a car labeled MID CENTURY SCI FI* "You can fit so many messed up gender politics and zero g sex in this bad boy!"
THE RINGWORLD IS UNSTABLE
Maybe they'll all boycott the NFL for like the sixth time in a decade
msnbc is changing their name to "you're right, your kids are being ridiculous - buttigieg would make a great president." seems wordy to me but i guess it appeals to their demographic
a thing that drives me totally cuckoo bananas bonkers is these center-right motherfuckers go around NEEDING everyone to think they are "the left." they're only doing this to present their viewpoints as the leftmost acceptable position and i cant believe so many people fall for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just imagined Dave Chapelle's take on the DC occupation and shuddered like I had a 104⁰ fever
We only thought we knew how scary Randy Quaid could be, it was an innocent time
I want only bad things to happen to Jo until further notice
You having civil rights is super uncomfortable for me, I'm sure you understand
"Ohio University -the"
Joining a cult to own the cultists
That's not fair. They also love fatphobia.
An apt letter to repeat in your handle, considering the slur you were too chickenshit to drop. You didn't fool anybody but yourself with that maneuver
I notice he didn't play shakey yanky for dominance. Soft.
#nicetryhasbara
K but he wants to do the friendly kind of fascism with the good old rules tho
I thought Lil' MarKwayne was supposed to be some kind of MMA tough boy?
The TV is the box in your house that the stupid comes out of. It's perfectly fine to use that box as long you keep that in mind.
A good honeydew is delightful. The problem is you so seldom get a good one.
My first sci fi was Bradbury's R is for Rocket. And I am probably the youngest man on earth for whom that was the case. Bradbury was a master of the short story, I think everyone should read him, and also kids should read whatever grabs them. The classics will still be there waiting for them.
The stage name discourse ALONE
MUDs, InVision boards, ICQ and mIRC 2026
There's corny and then there's whatever tf this is
Many of the things happening (legal protections granted by landmark cases overturned/threatened, ICE becoming a blatant gestapo, DC attacked by nazis) were accurately predicted by the Left, who then begged Dems to act. Dems had the opportunity to prevent all of this and instead smugly ignored us.
Fogerty, obv. I'm about to fight autocorrect
Any of the brothers in a brother act, probably excepting the Wilsons. Forgery, Everly, Davies, Robinson, Gallagher them lads could knuckle up.
It's almost as good as Lulu
Damn, considering the stakes it sure sounds like their campaigns should have tried to get more votes
decades of ableist cyberpunk warning us that prosthetics that assist mobility and perception would drive people to cyberpsychosis but instead it's just people with smartphones going insane because they were affirmed by robot texts a little too much into fully detaching from reality
