ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Rough 24 hours after the Shingles vax. I was told that’d be the case…. But fuck it,, JFK ain’t gonna kill me…
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Rough 24 hours after the Shingles vax. I was told that’d be the case…. But fuck it,, JFK ain’t gonna kill me…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Made the mistake of blindly catching 5 minutes of @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social this morning…. Fucking Lemire is fucking giddy about Trump putting the military and or the Guard into Chicago.. It’s a free news story for this guy every damn morning…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Why am I seeing this??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve lied for years about his height and his weight and his golf prowess,,, did you really think they would come clean on this??? Come on now,,.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
After the Emil Bove thing I don’t trust any of them as far as I could throw them.. Their disdain for any judge that rules against them is palpable.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So, what does “indefinitely” mean??? Is it just until the Supreme Court says, once again, that he’s god and has no rules and can do whatever the fuck he wants?? Is that it?
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
For my new friend @itsmtntime.bsky.social From my tent after a big hail and rain storm in the Flat Tops, Routt National Forest Yampa Colorado.. #YampaColorado #Camping #Troutfishing
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
“exploring the possibility”,, not sure if this the mainstream media or the state but these are the headlines that make democrats losers. Vague, ambiguous generalizations of always doing the right thing after all other options have failed. …*Churchill*
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t believe,, and that Adam and Eve thing is total bullshit. Water into wine?? Don’t you think that if that magic was possible we’d all be doing it these days!
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
And no one is speaking one single word about what a JD Vance presidency would look like,,, typical media these days. Trump leaves and there goes their news story cash cow.. They all prayed for his election. He was a headline everyday all day.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
People are seriously injured and killed in car wrecks everyday but because it’s this asshole we feel like it’s got to be spread like soft butter all over our social media feeds. Get better Rudi but then fuck off.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
These words like “may lose” and “indefinitely” are so disconcerting and vague and we’re all sick and tired of mealy mouth judgements and vague words used my the media because no one wants to say the wrong thing.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you thinking these are normal times with a normal president and a normal Congress to hold him accountable and a normal Supreme Court to not say the President is above the law and makes all the rules?? I don’t think we’re in normal times of regular norms.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
If we are “at war” he can stop elections. Don’t think that this is any more heavy than that. Start a war, declare wartime powers, cease elections,,,,, Just ask BiBi how that works…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
No problem,, I’d followed you since Twitter!! I completely understand! I fish the Flat Tops area out of Yampa and just love that whole area. It was the first place I ever saw the end of a rainbow!
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not the smartest knife but do Mayors and Governor’s have any say on masked, unidentified people in unidentified vehicles just pulling people from the streets and detaining them with no cause and no warrants?? If they can stop this then shame on them.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Just watched the Netflix doc this week. What a complete and total failure of the Bush administration and our federal government as a whole. The rich and wealthy went to hotels and their second homes inland and the poor, the indigent and colored people were left to die. General Honore’ was a hero.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Coming from another senior citizen,, those big bruise splotches on the tops of his hands look like IV spot bruises to me. I’ve had them, my father had them… just my non-educated opinion. #TrumpsHealth
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
My gym has a bank of 5 TV’s in front of the treadmills. At 3:30pm on Thursday four of the 5 were televising stories about Trump and the admin and the 5 TV’s were all on different fucking channels. The mainstream media wanted him back. He’s a constant news story with zero work to get it.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
The old Meatball Ron had been kind of quiet lately. Good to know he’s still a sack of shit.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Just watched the Netflix doc on this. Some motherfuckers should have went to prison over the complete and udder failure of this by the Bush administration. George W was lucky to stay out of prison for a lot of reasons but him admin fucked Katrina up big time.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Went to my local Farmers Market yesterday #FarmersMarket Everything seemed outrageously high priced. Someone please talk me down from this ledge. I took my own bags and everything and left with nothing…🤕
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Kansas, and who is this stupid fuck?? I’ve never heard of him so,,, he can go away now. The orange balls are all licked…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Don’t get posting a beautiful spot like this and then turning off the comments…..??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
When you elect these people this is what you get and what you deserve. Vote better next time..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I am absolutely all for this but 10:30am on a Tuesday when everyone is back to work doesn’t seem like the best time to do this. I will have to catch it on replay after I get home from my job.. just my thoughts on this,,, but very glad it’s happening.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So kids above me in my apt building had a pretty good all nighter a few weeks ago. I didn’t call the cops because that was me 40 years ago. I played in a band and living in our apt building must have been a challenge. We were the “after bar party” kings..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst thing is if Trump does move on, for whatever reason, we’re gonna be stuck with that worthless sack of shit… Jesus, we as a nation really fucked this one up.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re all awake,, there just doesn’t seem to be anything we can do about it. If Congress and the powers the be, the DOJ, FBI,, the police, the military, if they aren’t going to follow the law what are we expected to do. Marching with signs is good but doesn’t seem to change much.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
4,6 and 8 are gone anyway. They are the dead red cult districts. The 2 metro cities and the college towns have to save us but I’m not getting my hopes up. My birth state is a freaking mess. You elected a used car salesman,,, what did you expect??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So, if they can start this next week then why does California have to wait until November?? It always seems like the democrats are playing catch up. Like we’re not prepared for shit like this…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Just shows that the military is totally in the pocket of this administration.. We’re in a very bad place here.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
For the next year at least ain’t nobody telling congress shit. These assclowns are so far up Trumps ass that this whole game is over until the midterms, which are questionable to even happen at this point.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
The only right wing women I see here is some idiot named Benny… Oh, and fuck Benny.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
This kind of shit tells me that the upcoming elections are already rigged, will be rigged or won’t happen at all. And this needs to be thrown in Trumps motherfucking face everyday, every minute and make him acknowledge how fucking bad this is. But, I’m guessing the MSM won’t even bring it up.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
So, do the Governor’s or mayors or AG’s in these blue states have any authority to stop unidentified, masked, unmarked individuals, with no warrants and no show of cause, do they have the power to stop this insanity. This cannot be legal. We just seem to be accepting it. Fucking do something!!
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So,,,, what does this even mean?? What happens now??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Elect a used car salesman and this is what you get.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
“We’re all going to die” sounds like a metaphor for Joni’s political career at this point. Attach yourself to Trump,,, # ETTD.. Bye.. good fucking riddance.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
It just shows you how much and how far the DOD, DOJ and the military are going to follow this idiotic fuck even if it means taking on the public as a whole. He owns them all now. They are all beholding to him,, for whatever fucking reason. We are in a seriously bad place.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s really easy being a non-believer these days…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
In a normal world that would be true but we are so far from normal right now.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Elect a bunch of MAGA nuts then go with a used car salesman for your Governor. Sounds like a great plan..🙄
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Control the DOJ. Control the FBI. Control major university’s. Control the Federal Reserve. I could go on,,,
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry I got so mouthy with this now blocked acct. If I offended anyone I’m sorry.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, I’ll take the name calling from this fucking nobody tool as a badge of honor. Cult on you fucking lemming… But nice bot acct. I think you’ve got a future in bot-ing..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
And you’re still wondering if he doesn’t have the military in his back pocket?? This should answer your questions. And just wait until they completely follow his orders on Election Day and shut all this election shit down with military force under the guise of Martial Law.. It’s coming.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Am I reading that this idiotic Alligator prison in Florida will be empty in a few days, probably closed within months and has violated multiple environmental laws by being built in the Everglades?? And how much did this fucking thing cost the taxpayers?? Elon?DOGE?Any of you fucks want to speak up?
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
At least he’s fucking trying,,, and I’m not a Newsome fan boy but why would you post something like this and then turn off responses??? Conflicted.. Easy block.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve seen Trump, from day 1, as an easy news story. He’s giving them news every single day. Their job is now easy. Every story, every news show could start with what the crazy motherfucker did or said today. They forgot why they are here. It’s was daily clicks and eyeballs and for sure money
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
So all the really smart people keep posting and saying on national tv that all this shit is illegal but nothing seems to be happening and nobody seems to care. If it’s illegal then it’s illegal and has to stop but we don’t seem to give a shit anymore.. What the fuck is happening here??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
“your big beautiful face”???… what the fuck are we doing here??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So, Whitkoff’s gonna show up, make a total ass out of himself, tell Denmark what a shithole country they are, make a bunch of fucked up demands, accuse Denmark of a bunch of unsubstantiated bullshit and generally make a total fucking mess of this whole thing.. Do I have this about right???
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So Missouri has elected a tv news star and a used car salesman, a howdy dooty do nothing and an AG that was so far right Trump took him to Washington… I’m embarrassed for my birth state.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
He so wants to be a MAGA Trump guy. He just wants it.. but his little left leaning cash cow stifles his wants so he just does shit like this. What a condescending asswipe.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched about 3 minutes this morning, against my better judgement, only to hear MAGA Joe praising Trump for his handling of Israel and Gaza. Elitest Republican is fucking clueless and yes I turned it off as fast as I could. Fuck him.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking run… Come on resisters,, help this man out. Someone, for some fucking reason, in this administration has a real hard on to ruin this kids life. Help him. Don’t let them do this.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
The MSM is just loving this shit. It’s free headlines, free news stories, it’s free clicks and eyeballs every fucking day and they don’t have to do a goddamned thing. They don’t even have to work for it. We have fallen so far and we’re on the verge of being totally fucked with the aide of the MSM
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
He was also a composer and pianist.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Um,,, yea.. Charlie Mingus played the bass guitar. Was there a question there?
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
When fucks like Mike Flynn are calling out Gavin Newsom then you know he’s doing something right.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie Mingus,, one of the greatest bass guitarists of all time.. So,,, maybe.?
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
So, who’s next?? Obama, Biden, Clinton, McMaster?? All could easily fall into this idiotic witch hunt,,, and if Bolton does/did this then he should be in trouble but let’s see evidence before we start kicking in doors.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
If you didn’t already think this Maxwell person wasn’t a total piece of shit,, then after today’s release you know for a fact that she is a total piece of shit. “They all looked happy and never complained so they couldn’t have been raped”,,,, what??? WTF is wrong with this broken motherfucker??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Man,, if you didn’t fucking hate this Maxwell women before,,,, today’s release is all the proof you need to know that she’s a lying POS. And always remember she was buddies with Trump, pals, friends, party mates. These are HIS kind of people. We really fucked with this guy.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
But they fucking lie so much you don’t know if it’s bullshit or not.. When they will look you in the face and lie to you nothing is beyond what they will do to not tell the whole truth.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
The DOJ and the fucking President of the United fucking States presented as fact a proven doctored photo of this guy to try and swing their bullshit effort to get this man.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy didn’t deserve any of this. He’s just a guy that got on somebody, someone in high places, he got on their shit list and they made an example out of him. It was all bullshit from the start.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
“may be declared void” ??? “may be??” What the fuck are the courts even doing here?? We’ve completely lost our way…
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, he’s reaping the rewards of his past support for Donald Trump. I don’t forgive past indiscretions. Guess he’s learning now what a huge mistake he made attaching his wagon to this mess. Has he tried to be better?? Yes, does it matter to me?? No,,, sorry. No take backs given here.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet African American and Hispanic Americans will still, in Texas, vote for the Republican Party because of some weird uninformed reasoning.. sad but true.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
What’s with all these supposed left/Dem accounts coming out and slamming Gavin Newsome?? At least he’s fucking trying.. I’m tending to believe that these acct’s may not be on the up and up..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just an old country fisherman who doesn’t really understand how all this works but this sounds like some old country bullshit to me.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a threat, just a prediction,, when they start shooting unarmed civilians then unarmed civilians will start shooting back. Then it’s gonna get ugly real fast.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
California alone is not the answer. Every single blue state should be on offense here because you know the MAGA right is.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Doxxing, harassment, intimidation,, we better start figuring out the ways we’re gonna deal with this ‘cause it’s only gonna get worse.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
We need more than California. This is a 5 alarm fire and sometimes the democrats don’t seem to get that. If we don’t start playing the game at their level they will steamroll us.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
Fuck the “High Road” That high road shit is what got us into this mess.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
And what about all the Euro- Eastern Block illegal white people all over the east coast?? Ever been to south Florida? The place is littered with illegals who still speak German and Russian and they ain’t doing shit to these people. This is targeted racism plain and simple.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
How long before we have an election where Trump, Russian style, somehow gets 92% of the votes but no one says they voted for him ???? 3 years I’m guessing.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re a fucking worldwide joke. A drunk Fox tv personality,,, Jesus,,,,,🙄
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
So,Trump had a meeting with Putin. They were supposed to talk about ending the war in Ukraine. The meeting left most in the US entourage frightened, ashen and disheveled. No transcripts, no translator but were supposed to think they talked about write-in voting. This motherfucker is a lying criminal
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn’t talk a fuck bit about mail-in ballots. They were there to talk about Ukraine not Donald’s stupid shit. Another spew of bullshit from the King of Bullshit.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
No way this is constitutionally legal and the constitution trumps all policies and rules… so,, what the fuck are we doing here??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
The fucking Texas GOP doesn’t make laws and definitely does not have the right to kidnap and hold hostages,, so,, why is this happening??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Your state voted for this.. Fuck you..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
‘Ol Biggen’ makes that gun look like a child’s toy,,, his fucking fat sausage fingers won’t even fit into the trigger hole,, and that’s about the only hole this fat fuck has seen in a long time. You do realize, at that weight you can’t even wipe your own ass..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
The DOJ is gone, the FBI is gone, the Judiciary is gone, the military is gone. A rogue lawless nation that I never thought I’d see is where we’re at and all the signs and street protests won’t fix any of this. Sorry it just won’t.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
To all you crying MAGA dipshits. Come talk to me about Gavin Newsome then explain/defend Pocahontas, Gavin Newscum, Crooked Hillary, Low IQ AOC, Barak Hussein and Sleepy Joe,bring those receipts with you. You’re gaslighting ball lickers without a leg to stand on here. Your guy invented this bullshit
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Siberia?? Sudan??
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope him and his entourage don’t “sit” through anything. If this starts to go off the rails,, which it will, I hope the whole delegation stands up and peacefully walks out of this bullshit ambush. Where’s JD??? Oh yea, he’s such a fucking tool they sent him on another vacation,, again.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell, we rolled out the red carpet and was going to feed him some Sea Bass but he whooped Donnie’s ass and left,,, hope they didn’t cook all that shit,,,
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social)
This weekend is 1 month sober for me… Everything is better. I’m a better person.. After 3 years of battles I finally feel great.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Pigs and corn ain’t got no vote girl,,, come on now….
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, I knew Russia won before the damn thing was even over. No lunch for you!! Who cares,,, the menu sucked anyway.
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
If this orange motherfucker decides to act up again just get up, have your entourage get up, don’t say anything,, just walk the fuck out. This guy only wants the worst for you and the best for his buddy. Just quietly leave..
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
No fishing the Outer Banks or the Flemish Cap!!!
ChefJohn (@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a NASCAR level right turn right there!!