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Irony is ☠️ on FoxNews

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I bought my ticket. Have you? #powerball youtu.be/T_Hqa_vriJY?...

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My current favorite meme

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Graham Greene, the prolific Oscar-nominated Canadian First Nations actor, has died at age 73 in a Toronto hospital after a long illness. A pioneer for Indigenous actors in Hollywood, Greene made his debut in the 1979 Canadian drama series “The Great Detective” and in the 1983 film “Running Brave.”

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Last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

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RFK Jr: Sith, Jedi, Sith, Sith....

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What if he's had a stroke and can't talk to the press?🤞🏼🤞🏼

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I might just miss this guy when he's termed out. #DontPokeTheBear

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Passed it like no one before. Ever.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

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Okay, Hardee's.

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JV dance...nice.

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This logo

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Call me when Amazon starts banning books. Otherwise

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

And CBS be like

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Death comes to them all.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

As a CTA union member I can say the benefits are AMAZING!

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we know this. But it's fun to think about it.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

With all due respect, can you not hear yourself defending a used diaper of a VP?

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

Sweet dreams Bluesky!

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

I follow two things...well three things: politics, horses and cats. Thank goodness for the last two or else I wouldn't be able to handle the first.

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I'd love to but then I remember that we'll be calling 👇🏽 Mr President. One shit show at a time....

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#TrumpIsDead

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It's kinda wild. But I go to sleep hopeful because of this 👇🏽 #trumpisdead

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Please call them shitbags for me.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

I know! If he wasn't such a shitty human being, I'd be saddened. Now I just

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

#TrumpIsDead over on X

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If you go to X the answer is yes.

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I lost count of my drafts. Next time things will be different.

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C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Sooner they will become the parody of themselves.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Wormy!!!

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

It's like these guys think this will look good on their resumes after Trump takes that dirt nap we all see coming.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

Responses from republicans: 🦗🦗🦗🦗

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But it'll be glorious to watch. Wow, I'm scaring myself.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

They'll just push the diuretics until his kidneys blow up and then it will finally be over.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

This is my current "favorite governor" vibe.

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Like others here, I would like to see the receipts. Notwithstanding, it wouldn't surprise me were it true.

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And don't get me started on the tax $ we send to all those crime-ridden, impoverished Red states. Without Californians they would be reduced to failed states.

𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ (@crk5.bsky.social) reposted

In a small town in County Cork, Ireland, a monument stands in appreciation to the American Choctaw Indian Tribe. Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]

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Shout out to California!

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

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Yes.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as it's Donald Trump's obituary about Donald Trump's heart attack that's all that matters.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm turning 55 y.o. This year. When I was a kid, this picture would have had a vibrantly colored coral 🪸 framed up. I am truly old enough to know what it was like before we began killing our oceans.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this is at the heart of the Right's rage. They just can't comprehend that they're *that* ignorant. They really are.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Even when Daddy Newsom does it, it's still weird.🤣🤣🤣

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummm, how does she know? I certainly wouldn't be able to attest to the size of my own father's Johnson.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Okay.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Call him Daddy Newsom

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Bee vitamins

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Given how fat these ICE agents are, they couldn't take down a real gangster if they paid them.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome Daddy Newsom!

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Which means it's hysterically funny.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

Gavin Christopher Newsom has found his niche 💀🤣

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So she can see heartlessness in other people, but she can't see it in herself as she's putting a bullet in her puppy's head.

ᑕᕼᗴᖇYᒪ (@cheryl2877.bsky.social) reposted

Good for a laugh 😂 #Pinks #ProudBlue

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

It means they're scared of drag queens reading books to children

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

He had me at "ding dong"☠️

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

🤯

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump never reacted to those tapes like he has the Trympstein files.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

And MAGA has absolutely lost their tiny little minds. It's delicious

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

We're not distracted.

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GCN: I approve this message

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Leadership

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

But this one was the best 🎶America-Fuck Yeah!🎶

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C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

Owning the MAGAts

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

It must be hell being Trump's handler.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's what you say to your Russian handler. #TrumpIsARussianAsset

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

..."meaner than a junkyard dog"

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Her husband supported her his whole life. When he died she wound up on the streets...trying to support him. 💔💔💔💔💔

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear Putin has cheek implants now.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

He seemed to be channeling an Obama-esque vibe.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social)

We say this knowing full well Bill C could be in there. #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

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Anyone else notice how Trumpian his announcement is!

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Shank!!!

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Clearly he IS de-turd.😂

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never been happier/prouder to be a science/math teacher dedicated to reason and logic passing that to the next generation....even though they don't do homework.

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. You have succinctly completed the thought. Well done you!

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Mike it looks like you're going to be in the next salvaging....

C.J. Goldsmith🚫🍊🤡🍆🥔 (@cjgoldsmith.bsky.social) reply parent

A country that created this👇🏽 will never fall. Keep the faith!