He doesn't know to take his cap off indoors. He's not only a poor president but also a real slob.
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He doesn't know to take his cap off indoors. He's not only a poor president but also a real slob.
And every yawn is a stifled scream.
But every word wuffler needs a good edtedder.
Trump is too chickenshit to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day.
Come live in a place below sea level where hurricanes are commonplace.
The peak of displeasure: "annoying"
It's so clear that the worm eggs in his brain are hatching.
Yes, especially wonderful old friends.
Mary A.
Jesus F. Christ. For the sake of his own out-of-control vanity he throws India into the arms of China.
But if he high-fives anyone out on the course his hand might fall off.
Just had the best breakfast sandwich of my life at Petraroia Deli in Litchfield, CT.
Rainman in Spurs
Trump hates it when money might be going to people in need.
The idea that these three idiots are in charge of our nation's military and state departments is frightening. They are ill-equipped and ill-prepared and it's making me ill.
I don’t understand why people can’t watch a movie without eating.
I remember this from boyhood (c. 1955): Whistle while you work, Hitler is a jerk, Mussolini broke his weenie, Now it doesn’t work.
Oh please, what kind of God would allow such a thing to happen?
Not the first. Doctor Peter Marks was.
They charged him but, like the sandwich, they couldn't make it stick.
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I do think Putin could invade Alaska and Trump wouldn't do anything about it.
He did good.
True, he was scared to death and cowering that time when the eagle spread its wings. But I don't believe they would have killed an innocent bystander to get a photo op.
If he’s going to put his mug on everything, use pictures that show who he really is.
How about "that's not true" instead of "the truth is more complicated"?
Covering his desiccated right hand.
If need be, I could see all the New England states and maybe New York and New Jersey getting together to formulate their own joint COVID policy and maybe even buy and distribute their own vaccines.
That’s MORE than 3x the California murder rate.
Trump has long had problems with votes that don’t go the way he wants. They bring out the spoiled little boy in him.
No lies told here.
This guy couldn’t be more ignorant of history. He seems basically uneducated.
This is the true megalomaniac at work - he knows a bit about grass so turns that into being the world’s leading expert on grass. A perverted brain like that shouldn’t be in a position of power.
Thanks a lot. I just added apple cider donuts to my grocery list.
Hillary Clinton beat Donald Trump by nearly 3 million votes in 2016
Does it mean nothing to him that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan - all the presidents - would be disgusted with him and what he’s done?
He’s sick in every way a person can be sick - head to toe, inside to out, physical to mental, awake and asleep, morning, noon and night.
As tough as a marshmallow. A disgrace to all who came before.
If the Republican platform is actually to be one that includes open racism, winking at sex crimes, promoting disease, and coddling billionaires and Vladimir Putin, then our side has a damn good chance in 2026. Solid, bold candidates and straightforward messaging, please!
I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.
Hegseth six months ago: We’re going to turn our military back into the most lethal warfighters on the planet. Vance, Hegseth today: We’re sending the most lethal warfighters on the planet to battle homeless people sleeping in a train station.
He’s the furthest thing from a war hero that I can imagine. He’s a draft dodger and a coward - the last person you’d want in your foxhole.
Stop giving this tiny group of losers the attention they crave.
This redistricting stuff is giving me a headache in another part of my brain than the tariffs headache.
Bessent is quickly talking himself into the Clown Corner of history.
When there was positive economic data under Biden, the New York Times told us to worry, with headlines like: “Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery” and “Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead” But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:
Cheap, vulgar, tasteless, ugly - much like the man himself.
I don’t want a president who thinks this is classy.
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You rang?
Kids set up a lemonade stand last month in our summer beach community. Price was $5 a cup. I told the little shits to get lost.
He's a Jonestown-level nutcase but I love his brooch.
Nowhere Man.
This redistricting stuff is giving me a headache in a different part of the brain from where the tariffs headache is.
Ten assholes desperate for attention. And you gave it to them.
I don't know what to say about her signature.
Putin's expression absolutely says it all.
This redistricting stuff is giving me a headache in another part of my brain than the tariffs headache.
Maybe not the best time for the Prez to be trying out his new George Will hairdo.
Putin's "strength" comes from a Potemkin Village war economy edging closer to insolvency. As I said in January, Vlad needs Trump to save his empire. And Trump's now made clear he'll do whatever it takes to save his Kremlin ally. The question is whether what remains of the free world will stop them.
Giving new meaning to the term "gift article."
Not Was
Brothers, sisters, we don't need this fascist ballroom!
Brothers, sisters, we don't need no fascist ballroom.
Hearst has turned my hometown paper (Waterbury, CT) into a lifeless, directionless, clueless, haphazardly edited mess. Yet they're miles ahead of Alden in every respect.
Crime, savagery, filth and scum will only disappear from Washington when the Trump administration finally leaves town.
Welp
The White House renovation is complete. #DonaldTrump
Deck chairs on the Titanic
They look like the stick-one you’d see advertised in Parade magazine.
Patrick O’Brian
Binaca Pete's fake tough-guy pose reveals just what a chickenshit bad actor he is. Also, never educated about U.S. history.
If I was this obvious and ridiculous a liar I think I might just begin telling the truth. Imagine being related to this clown.
My God, this guy comes across as a total simpleton.
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I'd like to say a word on behalf of diving boards. They provided the most fun you could have at a pool. I well remember lining up, shivering, to get my shot at a perfect cannonball. But now, due to our cravenly litigious, hand-wringing society, they've disappeared - fun that's disappeared forever.
The vulgar stupidity of this design decision is beyond comprehension. Trump is ugly in every possible way.
Parking-lot chic
Absolutely true. Just spent a month in our R.I. beach community. Daily runners and walkers are 3-1 or 4-1 women vs. men.
So many of these guys are nonstop talkers who don't pay enough attention to the game in front of them. Sound off is always an attractive option.
She had 3 million more votes than he did.
Who's the stupid simpering moron who's questioning him?
Trump gets rained out during a golf match, fires the head of the National Weather Service.
He's a bully and a coward and he has the shit-for-brains notion that Canada is any easy mark. Please prove him wrong at every opportunity.
I do wonder how many Republicans in the House and Senate would literally drink the poison Kool-Aid if Trump told them to.
Another day, another reminder...
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
Butler
He’s never read a book from beginning to end.
The Trump administration just approved a $200 million gold-plated ballroom at the White House— …right after signing a law that strips health care from 17 million Americans. Luxury for them. Struggle for everyone else.
Update: I offered the amendment. Not to refuse acceptance of the Qatari jet; just to prohibit Trump from taking it with him when he leaves office - after the taxpayers spend $1 billion to retrofit it. Failed 14-15. Every single Republican voted to allow Trump to take the jet.
That's a lot of air fresheners. Did someone die in this car?
And how about the pinhead feeding him questions?
Hi, I'm a plumber in a film. My role is a small one. I am a source of great earthy humor and occasionally a flash of equally earthy wisdom. I am always the funniest person in the room, even if it's a bathroom. I'm never around at the end. It's always on to the next job for me.
D'ya not ken the powerful liquor of a Honey Dip donut and a creamy, sugary cup of mud?
The thing is, he’s sending fundraising pleas to people like me - a run-of-the-mill Dem here in Connecticut. And we might not be fond of those who get their marching orders from an imaginary friend.