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Coastal Son

@coastalson.bsky.social

discotheque enthusiast

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Luca Migo ❌👑 (@victinibcn.bsky.social) reposted

Rep. Stansbury: “What we heard today is a cover-up. A cover-up potentially involving foreign countries and foreign actors. As you will find out in coming days and weeks, this goes all the way to the top. Because there’s happen to be a very powerful person who doesn’t want these stories out.”

3/9/2025, 12:17:24 AM | 4110 1435 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker: When did we become a country where it's okay for the president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything, especially something we don't want? Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?

2/9/2025, 8:18:08 PM | 20867 4943 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate him more now for this fake apology. You are how you behave, that’s who you are.

2/9/2025, 11:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Why’s he claiming the “West”? He’s from the most South place you can go in Africa.

2/9/2025, 5:52:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Hahn (@georgehahn.com) reposted

Brilliant.

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2/9/2025, 5:22:47 PM | 4074 915 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s this clown talking about the “west”? This freak is from South Africa.

2/9/2025, 3:16:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Lesson 12: hire a scapegoat that you can sacrifice if it all goes tits up

2/9/2025, 2:48:05 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s gonna drop some new merch

2/9/2025, 2:45:13 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

The trade off, rural Oregon maga supporters will lose their homes to the fire of racism.

31/8/2025, 5:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣It’s still gonna happen🤣

31/8/2025, 4:15:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:36:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:14:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Proof reading is for winers

30/8/2025, 4:14:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like a catcher

30/8/2025, 3:54:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

RFKjr then mounted to rigid carcass into the roof of his car and deposited the hulking mass in Central Park.

30/8/2025, 3:49:56 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:37:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William Shakespeare (@shakespeare.lol) reposted

With mirth in funeral

30/8/2025, 3:03:30 PM | 857 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday! Today is my birthday, too!

30/8/2025, 8:40:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

JD Vance must immediately produce evidence that President Trump is still alive! True MAGA patriots will never accept the #vancecoup! Please like and share to send a message to the RINOs in Washington: no Vance coup!

29/8/2025, 11:44:16 PM | 932 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social)

Tomorrow is my birthday, I know what I’ll be wishing for

30/8/2025, 5:52:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:37:45 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:17:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

No check, no balance

30/8/2025, 4:26:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:15:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Not Pepiris and Brymaya?!?

30/8/2025, 12:56:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

29/8/2025, 9:45:09 PM | 32360 10370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Walk through the uncanny valley of the shadow of death

29/8/2025, 7:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Boar on the Floor!

29/8/2025, 6:48:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Destroy the pendulum

29/8/2025, 6:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of liberals I know have come from conservative families. “Outbreeding” only works if all of your kids want to remain conservative.

29/8/2025, 6:30:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh lala

29/8/2025, 12:11:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted

Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.

28/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 33564 7854 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

I know some kids in that district, those flags will get torn down.

28/8/2025, 4:57:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Gather up all the guns and melt them all down and turn them into free bicycles for school kids

28/8/2025, 4:24:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure how but it is definitely related to this:

28/8/2025, 4:11:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amish Super Model (@amishsupermodel.bsky.social) reposted

I have a dream… That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.

28/8/2025, 1:24:40 AM | 3759 670 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

losers

28/8/2025, 1:24:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social)

This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one’s mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandwich is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must fire my sandwich true.

28/8/2025, 12:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted

According to FEC records, Gloria Gaynor gave thousands of dollars to MAGA Republicans

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27/8/2025, 11:12:57 AM | 383 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hellvetika (@hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social) reposted

So fuck Gloria Gaynor. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/glor...

27/8/2025, 8:19:53 PM | 386 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

coward

27/8/2025, 11:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social)

Today we celebrate a true American hero. #subwayjury #resistance

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27/8/2025, 4:59:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

Here is the growing list of countries choosing to pause mail deliveries to the U.S. because of Trump's tariff chaos. Did anyone vote in 2024 to become the new Hermit Kingdom? Austria Australia Denmark France Germany India Italy Japan New Zealand Singapore Spain South Korea Sweden Thailand

26/8/2025, 3:26:28 PM | 3514 1360 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:16:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Silly

27/8/2025, 4:59:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Algorithm: frogs.

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27/8/2025, 4:33:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

My algorithm is in fine working order

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27/8/2025, 4:32:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted

And they said this is why they needed all the 2A machine guns

26/8/2025, 11:45:59 AM | 305 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out the militias were just greedy, hate filled, paranoid, proto-fascists.

26/8/2025, 11:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coal-Fired Gundam (RUDE) (@satsumawasp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Four then-and-now pairs of images depicting kittens and cats. The third one is overlaid with the caption
26/8/2025, 4:05:11 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

communism is the urge to reboot a fading brand to increase profits for the shareholders.

26/8/2025, 6:39:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Firehawk (@firehawkjw.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🔊🆙 Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth 👍

25/8/2025, 3:47:35 AM | 5548 2956 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 3:43:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Off duty ICE agents get shot doing some kidnapping for their own pleasure”

24/8/2025, 4:35:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He practiced this test by following his grandkids around the playground

24/8/2025, 3:18:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know he pregamed with a fistful of advil beforehand

23/8/2025, 4:38:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s to simulate dragging a tamale vendor into a kidnapping van

23/8/2025, 4:36:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:09:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bunch of New York 5s giving themselves some hefty ratings

23/8/2025, 12:03:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will boycott the World Cup harder than I have boycotted anything before.

22/8/2025, 11:39:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When this is over the payrolls will identify them all.

22/8/2025, 8:19:45 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:21:15 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems easy to imagine the potential retaliation hits sent out by the cartels against republican politicians.

22/8/2025, 4:09:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Homegirl has crazy eyes

22/8/2025, 4:07:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 3:53:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy will eventually get tased by a paramedic holding an AED

21/8/2025, 11:14:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meow aussi

21/8/2025, 10:57:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully

21/8/2025, 10:48:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Churches are terrifying

21/8/2025, 8:26:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks delicious. I’m inspired.

21/8/2025, 4:08:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like manna from heaven

21/8/2025, 4:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they’ve given up

20/8/2025, 11:39:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

He defunded you and now you’re trying to get me to increase my support of NPR while posting this crap? Crazy

20/8/2025, 11:36:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Permission from the second artist

20/8/2025, 10:55:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Outsourcing murder

20/8/2025, 10:01:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That shit already happened. Join the military, embrace Trumpism.

20/8/2025, 9:58:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

Our dog, Jane, wishes you good luck little buddy

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20/8/2025, 5:55:10 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their love of snacks is also unconditional

19/8/2025, 8:01:39 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 6:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Florence, 2011

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19/8/2025, 5:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Google, where art thou?

19/8/2025, 5:07:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Fuck tha Police” - ICE

19/8/2025, 4:51:35 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a palindrome: Desserts make your belt stressed

19/8/2025, 4:49:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pair it with some cute and sassy knee high boots

18/8/2025, 10:53:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15/8/2025, 10:54:41 PM | 19228 3839 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:39:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a misdemeanor, clown shit

15/8/2025, 5:08:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Newsom: If California, one of the most un-Trumped states in America, is not successful, it’s at our peril. We may not get this back. I’m telling you, we may not. He is rigging this next midterm election before one vote is cast. He tried to wreck our democracy after the last vote was cast last time.

15/8/2025, 2:26:35 AM | 27558 8214 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coastal Son (@coastalson.bsky.social) reply parent

The state controlling the means of production?

14/8/2025, 10:40:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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increase a band: ABBA²

14/8/2025, 10:27:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love dumb people pretending to be clever

14/8/2025, 5:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your statement is true at any time during the last 5000 years

14/8/2025, 4:47:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Cure All

14/8/2025, 4:44:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just to be cautious let’s say all religion is a mental illness.

14/8/2025, 4:35:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alaskans, prepare yourselves to be sacrificed

14/8/2025, 4:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profits are up and taxes are up.

14/8/2025, 4:19:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fascist fanfiction data is sooo believable

14/8/2025, 4:17:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joman (@joman.bsky.social) reposted

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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13/8/2025, 12:38:11 AM | 480 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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