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Conjuay

@conjuay.bsky.social

Hug a tree. Hug a moose. Hug Canada.

created November 11, 2024

669 followers 915 following 2,534 posts

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Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

You left out just a crazy old racist WHITE guy.

3/9/2025, 12:41:26 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't she the one who had someone touch her and after that she walked around with her arm in a sling? Sorry Mace, your "poor poor pitiful me" card is already maxed out.

3/9/2025, 12:32:39 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

nice tie, lady.

2/9/2025, 6:22:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

This is such a classy country. Such impressive Henchmen- sorry, I meant statesmen.

2/9/2025, 6:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social)

THAT was actual journalism.

2/9/2025, 5:36:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

First thing, through the door- "What's that grease stain on the driveway?" (Betcha a stick of butter!)

2/9/2025, 5:29:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, who is that with a pony tail" It sure ain't King Fucknugget.

2/9/2025, 5:24:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

On top of that, he's the most dufus looking clown around.

2/9/2025, 1:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie jr stashing coke.

2/9/2025, 4:22:46 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, if you refuse to serve me on Sundays, don't expect to see me the rest of the week.

2/9/2025, 4:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, I discriminate against them all equally.

2/9/2025, 3:37:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

guess again.

2/9/2025, 3:25:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure all these guardsmen would prefer being home, and mowing and raking their own leaves/grass.

2/9/2025, 3:23:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

You want offense too? Donnie, you've got OFFENSIVE down to a science-(even though you shit for brains types don't believe in science.)

1/9/2025, 4:49:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

proof he is delusional- like we needed one.

1/9/2025, 4:38:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Musk? Yeah, whatever Broken Dick.

1/9/2025, 4:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

With all due respect, this is STILL the mess that Reagan left us. We have to resolve his criminality and fascism before moving forward on this gibbon.

1/9/2025, 1:48:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

He said he taught the kid a life lesson "Don't get too close to a capitalist- They'll steal EVERYTHING they can."

1/9/2025, 1:14:15 PM | 37 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, good night- don't let the bedbugs starve.

1/9/2025, 3:03:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

EPSTEIN!

1/9/2025, 2:58:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Jym should step away from making ANY comments about sex and sports-even if he is the most experienced clown in that arena

31/8/2025, 2:54:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought our dictator and their dictator were best buddies?

31/8/2025, 2:51:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Another attention whore- has to wear a sidearm because he knows they'd kick his ass if the wasn't armed. -and rightfully so.

31/8/2025, 1:09:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

...and kids able to run through a playground instead of being in lockdown. Republicans are terrorists.

30/8/2025, 1:13:07 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

And theives. They want our social security, Medicare,and what we get in return are DEAD CHILDREN in a church. Because their fucking guns are more important than anyone, anything.

30/8/2025, 12:45:47 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans are domestic terrorists

30/8/2025, 12:40:01 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ro (@ramblinro.bsky.social) reposted

Oh hey, WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE AT ALL WHAT GHISLAINE MAXWELL HAS TO SAY OR WHAT HER DEMANDS ARE? Leave her to ROT IN PRISON WHERE SHE BELONGS AND RELEASE EVERYTHING THERE IS ON EPSTEIN!VICTIMS TELL THEIR STORIES! Maxwell is a lying sack of shit🤬😈👺

29/7/2025, 9:25:54 PM | 766 147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Collective wishful thinking.

30/8/2025, 12:16:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

To put it all in perspective, it's even uglier as a coffin than it is as a car. (If that's even possible.)

30/8/2025, 2:26:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

They're dragging us kicking and screaming into the twentieth century.

30/8/2025, 2:00:55 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

"one of the world's foremost experts on public health" His data is compiled from the YouTube loonies just like himself.

30/8/2025, 1:52:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social)

Back in 2012, when the horror that TWENTY SIX YEAR OLDS had been gunned down in their glass room, I mistakenly thought that the murder of innocent children would finally be enough to bring these gun nut NRA funded LEADERS to their senses. Thirteen years, and HUNDREDS OF deaths later, here we are. 1

30/8/2025, 1:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

All I know about Crown Royal : As a juggler, their bags are very coveted.

29/8/2025, 3:48:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

he never has

29/8/2025, 2:28:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, but work in pedophile in there too!

29/8/2025, 2:07:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

plenty of us.

29/8/2025, 1:47:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

he claimed he “gave his life to Christ in their parking lot.” Did he get a receipt?

29/8/2025, 1:30:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

That shut down faster than a summer camp with E.coli. These fucks just piss through money like it's, well, piss! C'mon, tell us all the "FISCAL CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS" joke again! Maybe some of the fuckin' farmers who are about to loose their livelihoods haven't heard it yet. We're waiting...

28/8/2025, 11:37:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

"It's them tax and spend libruls!" "It's them tax and spend libruls!" "It's them tax and spend libruls!" "It's them tax and spend libruls!" "It's them tax and spend libruls!" Republicans. The liars and pedophiles of the world. Every. Last. One. Of. Them. And if you find that offensive- GOOD.

28/8/2025, 11:27:35 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

If you can call a portion of worlds population, "mentally deranged," when they too were created in the image and likeness of God, you wouldn't know a "God fearing Christian" if one came up and pissed in your ear.

28/8/2025, 4:48:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if he ever found his glasses...

28/8/2025, 4:25:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love to know what had happened to start this...

28/8/2025, 3:34:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Fastest way to lose my support is the letters "AI". Fuck your machine shit.

28/8/2025, 3:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

A neighbor put up a trump sigh in either 2016 or 2020. I have not acknowledged his existence since; nor will I. Not that I am alone in my silent protest - his wife left him as well. Life is tough enough without having to engage with assholes.

28/8/2025, 3:22:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

this is truly bullshit.

28/8/2025, 3:16:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the negotiation.

28/8/2025, 12:26:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

He's right! "firing squad or hanging? ...Would you like a last cigarette?"

28/8/2025, 12:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have a permit for that?

28/8/2025, 12:18:24 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first time. We need a volunteer Latina teen to go slap the shit out of him AGAIN.

28/8/2025, 12:11:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gil Greening (@gilgreen.bsky.social) reposted

Those Reform nutjobs reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."

27/8/2025, 9:12:12 AM | 5789 1162 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

It must be some serious litter when they are allowed to carry side arms while picking it up.

27/8/2025, 9:25:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to laugh at the Aztec. This vehicle is beyond hideous

27/8/2025, 9:20:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga men don't feel safe in ANY city. I remember meeting a 6'3"guy from Arkansas staring at me like I had two heads when I told him I was from NYC. But then again ALL the cop/criminal shows take place in bigger cities (Except for Mayberry RFD).

27/8/2025, 8:54:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social)

A bunch of KIDS were shot and two killed in a CHURCH. I don't want to hear BULLSHIT about 'thoughts and prayers'- They were in a damned church for crying out loud! YOUR 'THOUGHT AND PRAYERS' are MEANINGLESS.

27/8/2025, 8:32:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

There never was any case. The whole thing was to bankrupt him in legal fees and lawyers.

27/8/2025, 1:21:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

please stop showing pictures of the cadaver.

26/8/2025, 6:26:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

He can't fondle his 'hardware' with his hands in full view.

26/8/2025, 6:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

WHO cares?

25/8/2025, 3:02:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait- He went from trying to bully them into giving him the Nobel peace prize, to trying to strong-arm his way into heaven? Someone get the net. (It's all BS. Things aren't going well so he's trying to play the sympathy card.)

25/8/2025, 2:20:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Everglades Auschwitz just popped into my mind, for some weird reason.

24/8/2025, 10:40:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be cadaver man- Little Steven Miller.

24/8/2025, 10:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

He worked in a McDonald's for a few minutes before he was let go. That has to count for something!

24/8/2025, 10:15:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

As an 'elderly white hippie', WHO THE FUCK ELECTED THIS CADAVAR?

24/8/2025, 8:21:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

"live and let live"

24/8/2025, 8:14:20 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, you mean like J Edgar Hoover?

24/8/2025, 7:13:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we HAVE to get EVERY loser in this country? Is it like written down somewhere?

24/8/2025, 6:51:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone on one of these sites said 'don't bother with a gravestone, just install a urinal'.

24/8/2025, 2:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

He's got the DICK Nixon on his back, I wonder who he has tattooed on his ass?

24/8/2025, 1:42:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

It's hard to call it "Nostalgic Americana" when EVERY damn knickknack in the shack is made in China.

24/8/2025, 1:18:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Remind me again- WHO are YOU?

24/8/2025, 12:03:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

DON'T water it with ICE CUBES!

23/8/2025, 11:21:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not in jail because Biden allowed the DOJ sit on their hands.

22/8/2025, 10:28:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

That is still one creepy looking fuck.

22/8/2025, 10:13:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

GOOD! They should.

22/8/2025, 10:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, bitch. You were too old and not blonde enough.

22/8/2025, 9:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

" femboymawuu.bsky.social ‪@femboymawuu.bsky.social‬ Follow Im drunk and gonna stirnerpost on here. Dont take my political takes seriously."

22/8/2025, 9:18:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

It won't be just queer users. If it comes to it, I have no qualms turning my back on Bsky. This was supposed to be an alternative to the fucking goons and assholes on X. Bring that bullshit here, and all you'll have succeeded in doing is create another cricket 🦗 farm.

21/8/2025, 3:17:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you buffoon, it does sound crazy. You and reality parted company years back.

21/8/2025, 1:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

"HEY, buddy! Race you to your toes and back!"

20/8/2025, 2:37:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

The New York Times..." All the news that fits, we print"

20/8/2025, 2:32:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

HEY, YEAH, EVERYBODY! listen to the heroine addict with parasitic things crawling through his cranium. For sure, the go to guy for all information medical.

20/8/2025, 2:29:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, Take away his golf clubs, and drag him in chains to Mississippi and make him pick cotton from first light to dark, with some sadistic motherfucker standing over him with a bullwhip. If he lives through one day of that, then he can his mouth. BTW, he IS a pedophile, you know...

20/8/2025, 2:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

A magpie in it's roost.

18/8/2025, 10:56:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Essentially - TACO, right?

18/8/2025, 4:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

That red carpet shit speaks VOLUMES! There is no doubt who the president of the United States actually is, and who is the president's PUPPET.

18/8/2025, 4:20:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

it's gibberish with or without putin's peepee.

18/8/2025, 2:21:54 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah. As if trump has balls.

18/8/2025, 2:15:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

You were a pedophile back in the eighties, and you are a pedophile today. "Some things NEVER change"

18/8/2025, 2:07:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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17/8/2025, 3:00:09 AM | 794 227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah people are afraid to go outside because ICE is fucking up this country WORSE than anyone could possibly imagine.

15/8/2025, 9:52:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

She's going up there to kick Dershowitz's ass- didn't you hear about it?

15/8/2025, 7:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going to look to a guy who can't figure out how to use a razor for life saving advice? Well sure Where do I sign up?

15/8/2025, 7:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Me: checks expiration on passport. "GOOD!"

15/8/2025, 7:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

well he did promise to be a dictator from day one - The ONLY true thing that has ever come out of that fetid pie hole.

15/8/2025, 7:22:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

yo, Prager, if two MEN want to make love, what's your problem?

15/8/2025, 7:00:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Betcha his sister declines his invite for Thanksgiving... Just a hunch.

15/8/2025, 2:28:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I don't think conservatives should breathe- let's try that and see how it works out; K?

15/8/2025, 2:24:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

Misconception 1) It's interesting

14/8/2025, 11:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conjuay (@conjuay.bsky.social) reply parent

At least through tomorrow.

14/8/2025, 9:35:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view