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@jaketapper.bsky.social are you writing all this down?
Happy Labor Day!
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Is he gonna quid pro quo blackmail his way into heaven?
Exactly.
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Pritzker on Trump sending troops into cities: "He has other aims other than fighting crime... he would like to stop the elections in 2026 or frankly take control of those elections. He'll just claim there's some problem with an election and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control."
Heās feeling emasculated by Americaās favorite governor Gavin C. Newsom, so he has to seek out battles he can win to make him feel like a big man again.
lol. This guy must have a shame kink.
Yes! Owning the libs! No more woke feces less drinking water.
Heās put the whole country in danger to own the libs.
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How much did this theatre production cost? I hope it was worth the waste, fraud and abuse.
Did he sign an executive order for this too?
This is so surreal.
War Seasons landscaping
Looks like they are having trouble finding trash to pick up too.
Whereās Clooney ?
This is necessary to remind his he does not have a small penis.
š deeply troubled.
āPeace through strength (war / murder)ā
So the guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize and claims to end wars wants to call the DoD the War Department? Mmmkay.
So heās going withā¦ āNewsom is a fake lunatic and Trump is an authentic lunaticā What is his point exactly?
Are they gonna tranquilize homeless people and let Trump take photos with them in handcuffs? Heās gonna take some pictures with his ātrophiesā.
š.. they better be careful. Their viewers might start to like Newsom if they keep giving him so much attention.
Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
So basically he is sayingā¦ Trump is authentically a crazy personā¦ and Newsom is only pretending to be or mocking a crazy person. Got it.
They always know heās watching fox
Just a reminder -- if we'd taken the high road against the British, we would have lost the Revolutionary war. We used guerrilla warfare to win, which was considered dishonorable and shameful at the time.
This is already a reality. Def gonna get worse though.
Tacky taco. Everything with this clown is a facade.
Also distracting from not releasing the Epstein files.
Theatre to own the libs. Itās his way of rubbing it in that he didnāt deploy the guard on January 6.
Krasnov
So let me get this straightā¦ the āRussia Russia Russiaā hullabaloo was a hoax, but now Putin is just directly telling taco how to conduct elections?
Starsky & Hutch in real life.
He did call it Russia a handful of times too so ā¦
Ted Ralph did go to Harvard and according to Trump Harvard lets in people who donāt know math so maybe that actually true.
Definitely is. And they probably still have all those tanks and military vehicles they trucked in for the birthday parade.
Anything Trump says heās gonna do and doesnāt (which is most things)ā¦ he was just joking.
Are they all Russian assets ?
Very romantic.
So thatās what Trump got for Alaska? All Putin had to say was that and now Trump will wash his hands of it and call it Bidenās war.
I need at least one reporter to ask Trump if he spit or swallowed.
Krasnov. Add it to the long list of ācircumstantial evidenceā that could lead one to wonder (if we wanted to make sense of any of his actions) if taco could be a Russian asset.
What happened to all those tanks and military vehicles they transported in the the big beautiful birthday parade?
He wished the makers of project 2025 luck just like he wished Geelane well.
I'm reading this book now, it's a real eye opener & very educational, I highly recommend it. It speaks of how America actually worked WITH the NAZIs during WWII in their roundup of "undesirables" for concentration/death camps. We're seeing the same things going on here right now & it's getting worse
Thatās insane, but most people donāt give a shit about stupid ass awards rich people give one another. Most people just want the Epstein files to be released. And universal healthcare. And billionaires to be taxed.
š They just need to get rid of the chat gpt em dashes.
Heās such a pseudo intellectual.
lol does he not understand the very obvious joke?
Ted did go to Harvard. Trump asks, āHow can somebody that canāt add get into Harvard?ā @harvard.edu How did Ralph Cruz get into Harvard????
Exactly. Gerrymandering backfires sometimes.
Krasnov
There is also money in it. For profit police forces and for profit prisons need crime to make money.
KRASNOV
What about meerkats ?
Damn. So building a big beautiful golden Epstein ballroom wasnāt a top priority for voters ?
So someone must have also told him Alaska isnāt Russia.
lol. Must be embarrassing to be pawns for such a show of stupidity, but I guess they are getting paid. Such a waste.
FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around āThereās not much going on around hereā¦ maybe theyāre practicingā
BREAKING: Trump just missed Gavin Newsomās ultimatum. California will officially draw new gerrymandered maps in favor of democrats.
The FBI came to my house to intimidate me because Iām critical of Trump. And they wouldnāt let my girlfriend take a picture of their badges. They had printouts of my posts.
Ok. Now release the Epstein files.
Just like everything else Trump. He wants them out of sight out of mind. If he canāt see them they donāt exist. Just like Covid, if we donāt test, we have no cases. Just like the job numbers.
RELEASE THE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E P P P P P P P P P P P P S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S T T T T T T T T T E E E E E E E E E E E E E E I I I I I I I I I I I I I N N N N N N N N N N N N N NN FILES
And now she apparently has no dirt on Trump and thatās gonna get her a pardon from Trump.
I guess now that they had time to change out trumpās name for Democrat names, they are ready to release the revised filesā¦ just like the new job numbers.
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These are the same facial mannerisms of melania.
Definitelyā¦ plus weāve kind of already known heās already basically ceded the whole country to Putin soā¦ š¤·š»āāļø
Creepy as hell.
āWhen youāre rich they let you cheat. Heās allowed to do it.ā
Taco
If Donald Trump gets involved and endorses Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor, then it would ensure Zohran Mamdani wins. Donald should totally do it. šæ
Exactly ! Haha
She didnāt mind that part.
we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan join ICE boy aināt it nice / join ICE take my advice www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles...
Which is a big reason he might not pardon her.
Right! I was waiting for it
She deserved a standing ovation for that.
Crazy that preseason football is upon us and the Epstein files still havenāt been released.
They should care, but I wonder if they donāt care as much about ticket sales as we would expect. I think most of the money they make is from sponsorships and broadcast rights. But idk. Itās gonna be interesting.
She bruised his fragile ego so bad. Instead of just apologizing he desperately grasps at straws flailing to save face. Pathetic.
Idk. I donāt think FIFA cares. FIFA thrives in corruption.
The Economy / jobs report is so bad ICE is the only job hiring.
Yet this a-hole voted to confirm RFK Jrš”š”š”
Heās such a š¤”
To my critics who say that my position urging Democratic governors to redrawing maps is simply a race to the bottom, I say this: The only thing Donald Trump understand is overwhelming force. We shouldn't bring knives to a gun fight, we should be missiles. Unilateral disarmament is not an option.
They got milkshake ducked big time.
She bruised his fragile ego. Haha
Chris Cuomo responds to the fact that he posted a clearly fake video of @aoc.bsky.social. What a horrible man. The video is in my thread below in case you havenāt seen it.
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