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AKA not some "dirty hippie" or communist, just a run-of-the-mill pre-maga conservative. A dispatch from the last remaining remnants of the sane GOP.
"Your the reason this country is going to a Socialistic nation"—Some dumb right-winger
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AKA not some "dirty hippie" or communist, just a run-of-the-mill pre-maga conservative. A dispatch from the last remaining remnants of the sane GOP.
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Four Seasons Landing & Public Relations
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Just normal MAGA things. #cspan #cspanwj #rudyGuliani
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Goes without saying, but F that mouth agape bow-tie boat-shoe moron for platforming this even more dangerous brain worm moron.
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I thought they built "Conservopedia" so they didn't ever have to look at Wikipedia?
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Maybe Tate is shaping up to be the Scottie Pippen to Jeremiah Smith's Michael Jordan. (Defense has to focus resources on Smith, leaving door open for Tate.)
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Healthcare, or lack thereof, in these United (for now) States: Ehrlichman: "All incentives are toward less medical care, the less care they give, the more money they make.” Nixon: “Fine. Not bad.” en.wikisource.org/wiki/Transcr... #cspan #cspanwj
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I kinda think all those vacations were to prep and to chill with the family before shit hits fan.
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Lee was a slaver, ruthlessly protecting the 'property' of his wife's family. F that guy, there's a reason the war's dead are on what was his old land.
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Right-wing knows this, and they're purposefully pretending to misunderstand what Newsome camp is going.
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War crimes on uncle sam's dime: "Israel will soon halt or slow humanitarian aid" AKA "starve". #cspan #cspanwj
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Ohio State Buckeyes' Brutus was "born" 60 years ago before the 1965 Ohio State Homecoming parade. Vintage:
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More: www.loc.gov/item/ihas.10...
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The Trump social media team, with all the things going on in the country and the world, sit down at their quills to pen a rant about--sidewalk cracks. #cspan #cspanwj
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JD Vance presidential training regime: Nodding to every crazy thing spilling out of Trump's mouth after nodding to every crazy thing spilling out of Peter Thiel's mouth. #cspan #cspanwj
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#rightWingLogic. #cspan #cspanwj
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The most densely populated region in the United States, ~320 people per square mile, and one fifth of the entire US population. #cspan #cspanwj
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RIP "Power of the Purse": Trump's (& Russell T. Vought's) once hidden directives mean money Congress appropriated for programs will never reach organizations as intended, prompting lawsuits & investigations by GAO. It ruled: Trump illegally withheld funds appropriated by Congress. #cspan #cspanwj
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Company cybertruck equates to, "Tell me you're committing some kind of tax fraud without telling me you're committing some kind of tax fraud."
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Precisely: Intel late on Friday said the US gov would make an ~$9bn equity investment, funded by federal grants from the 2022 Chips Act but not allocated. [ft.com] By the way, Trump stole this idea from a 3 year old Bernie Sanders idea, but that was gasp---"communism". #cspan #cspanwj
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Nonsensical Christian "Prosperity theology" has flourished in the USA, now it's giving way to its even more toxic offspring, "Anti-empathy theology". #cspan #cspanwj
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Tell me you have a gaping void in your life without telling me you have a gaping void in your life. #cspan #csspanwj
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"Emergency". #cspan #cspanwj
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If only someone would invent something like websites or APIs where someone else could consume data! Until then, we.must. load.it.into.the.blockchain!
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It's beyond pointless and utterly idiotic.
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Trump took all of 8 months (with a bunch of lies and faux "emergencies") to dismantle American democracy. Of course, he didn't do it alone--as he's pretty lazy and in ill health. The other branches of government, supposedly the "checks", have their complicit role in this. #cspan #cspanwj
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The same people claiming media exposure made them gay are also the people who say that 'the gay' can be "prayed away" at some Christian retreat. Like, "Okay sure, Steve, a 90's sitcom rerun with a gay kiss made you gay again. What's the big deal? So go on another retreat, big guy." #cspan #cspanwj
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This guy's series on Joe Rogan is great. Low-key humor/sarcasm for the win! The morons have the microphone now. And it was handed to them by billionaires. Also, again, Joe Rogan is a moron and those who follow him for his insights are even dumber. factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.... #cspan #cspanwj
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Gosh, that rings a bell. I wonder if anyone has ever tried this corporations intertwining with government arrangement?
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At one point are people, especially those at the top of Democratic party, going to realize major media outlets are in the tank for this administration, via either cowardice or ideological alignment? Same outlets that cheer-leaded invasion of Iraq, lied about 2020 election, ignore genocides, etc.
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A lesson in frog boiling.
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The author, Derek Hunter, described the prospect of Trump using the military against his opponents "terrifying", but not to worry as he claimed Harris was lying. I wonder if he still feels this prospect is terrifying now that it's actually happening. thehill.com/opinion/camp... #cspan #cspanwj
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Noted historian JD Vance. #cspan #cspanwj
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The anti-JD Vance.
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Meticulously typing out an example from an O'Reilly book borrowed from the library.
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These Federalist Society branded judges aren't there for their thoughtful jurisprudence. They are in robes to be in the tank for their ideology. #cspan #cspanwj #ussc
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For the....MS-13 dad's dropping off their kids? #cspan #cspanwj
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Probably worth it, TBF. A zeitgeist level site on the level of Craigslist. #cspan #cspanwj
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War crimes on Uncle Sam's dime: Experts confirm the forced starvation of Gazans by Zionists. www.bbc.com/news/article... #cspan #cspanwj
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Let's call that a "yes".
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MAGA/Trump: "B-b-but number go up?"
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Good luck finding more than a couple sentences about Jim Crow on that Prager junk site.
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Oh, gee. WSJ's Greg Ip: USA moving away from free market capitalism, towards state capitalism--taking a strong role in deciding what private companies do. Trump has no legal basis for much of what he's doing...there's no legal framework that governs it. www.wsj.com/podcasts/the... #cspan #cspanwj
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#rightWingLogic.
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Nancy Mace’s district got ~$34M from Biden infrastructure law, which she called a “socialist wish list” and a “fiasco.” But she celebrated the announcement of a nearly $26 million federal project in her district in 2023, which was made possible by the law. www.politico.com/news/2024/06... #cspanwj
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"MAHA" #cspan #cspanwj
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Operation Gideon en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_... Goudreau's "Silvercorp" did security for at least one Trump rally. He was acquainted with Keith Schiller, Trump's longtime dir. of security. In '19, he saw opportunity to overthrow Maduro when Trump was focused on removing Maduro. #cspanwj #cspan
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Walking briskly past an orderly array of rental bikes, and taking a selfie--on the way to an "emergency".
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'Funds sold to wealthier investors perform better than funds sold more broadly. This performance gap raises the possibility that products with poor performance are being channeled to investors who are less wealthy and less financially sophisticated.' #cspan #cspanwj papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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Obligatory: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
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The thug, dictator, war criminal told Trump about fair elections. "Trump’s remarks followed his being on Hannity Fox News program, where he said Russian leader *Vladimir Putin told him* that mail-in voting is incompatible with fair elections." www.cleveland.com/news/2025/08... #cspanwj #cspanwj
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Trump's same bullshit again and again, everything is "two weeks". Trump quoted in FT.com today about Putin's invasion of Ukraine: "We’re going to find out about President Putin in the next couple of weeks. It’s possible he does not want to make a deal.” #cspan #cspanwj
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An obvious loyalty test for the states.
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Some additional context here: In Ohio, Brown will be running against the appointed Husted, but Ohio's other senator, former used car dealing, Bernie Moreno is about as crypto-bro as it gets. And running for governor is the med conman and full MAGA crypto-bro Vivek Ramaswamy. #cspan #cspanwj
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Why is it that Trump is always carrying the water for an authoritarian thug, dictator, international aggressor and indicted war criminal? Trump is not a 'broker for peace', he's a broker for giving Putin whatever he wants.
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Not getting any "emergency" vibes from this pleasant stroll.
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Some classic Gross interviews: Ross Perot Larry Flynt Bill O'Reilly
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Okay, Sam, will they have universal healthcare?
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Sure, Melania. Meanwhile: Trump ended a government-funded initiative led by Yale Humanitarian Research Lab (Yale HRL) tracking mass kidnapping of children from Ukraine--the same day he spoke to Putin by phone. Some 30,000 children have been taken. #cspan #cspanwj www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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Not the best nor brightest.
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The pictures of these imported shock troops all standing around for 97% of time (during an "emergency"), then rugby piling onto an ice-cream vendor (who happens to be brown) for the other 3%, will be epic. #cspan #cspanwj
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Trump and Rubio are offering: Thugocracy.
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Trump's folly in Alaska, dropping his demands, nodding to whatever Putin wants. Washes hands and now says war is now "up to Zelensky". Putin refused a ceasefire but proposed a ridiculous counter: Ukraine should concede its territory and defenses. snyder.substack.com/p/ultima-thule #cspan #cspanwj
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Comfortable lies overpower inconvenient truths.
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The USA has modernized the plantation system for the corporate era. The richest 1% now own 40%+ of USA's wealth. A larger share of working-age people are in poverty than any other nation in the OECD. "The blues all ’round" now. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/233131... #cspan #cspanwj
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Obligatory: #january6th Peter Schwartz is circled in red. He attacked police officers at the Capitol with pepper spray and a chair. #cspan #cspanwj
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Russia sold Alaska partly because of a war in *Crimea*, which the Russian Empire annexed in 1783 Putin, who talks about restoring Russian power, with seller’s remorse over Alaska a feature of his rule. “Alaska is ours” billboards appeared in Russia after 2022 Ukrainian invasion. #cspan
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Ah yes, Iraq...famously low on crime now.
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NPR reported today that these Trump shock troops aren't even in the DC neighborhoods with the worst crime. They're hanging out in the most public places and tourist spots. It's all for show. #cspan #cspanwj
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If only he had attacked the officer with a flag-pole, then he might have a chance at a pardon.
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Evidenced again: School privatization schemes are a grift, meant to pass public monies into private hands. What, if any, education actually happens is an after-thought. #cspan #cspanwj
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theoatmeal.com/comics/colum... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qOn...
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Florida man (& Surgeon General), Joseph Ladapo: 'Freedom' means promoting really dumb, unsafe & unhealthy food consumption, such as drinking raw milk. A reversal of his *own agency's* recommendations from just a week ago. A dum-dum double down. www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l... #cspan #cspanwj
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About those Trump promoted "stable" coins: Terraform had $40B+ go poof. The creator Do Kwon disappeared, was found holed up in Montenegro--travelling on a fake passport. But sure, let's bank retirement 401ks on that! www.theregister.com/2025/08/13/d... #cspan #cspanwj #bitCoin
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"never let a crisis (even when self-made by daddy) go to waste."
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NYT headline: "Trump's ICE finds creative ways to reach new recruits!"
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Nice visualization of the exact opposite of an "emergency".
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Florida man Desantis diverted $1OM of state funds to a PAC of his chief of staff, James Uthmeier, to run ads opposing recreational marijuana. Illegally laundering federal Medicaid funds may have been illegal. #cspan #cspanwj www.tampabay.com/news/florida...
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War crimes on Uncle Sam's dime. #cspan #cspanwj
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I live for these realization moments.
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Today's right-wing distributing child porn. South Carolina Rep. RJ May resigns after being charged with distributing child sex abuse materials. #cspan #cspanwj
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4 senators! The USA's territories, DC, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, Virgin Islands have a combined population of 4.2M+ people—significantly more than populations of Wyoming, Vermont, Alaska, South Dakota, and Montana combined. Not a single senator represents them.
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Trump fluffer & conspiracy dip-shit: "Donald Trump is actually the number 1 person who attempted to prevent January 6. He's the opposite of the person who incited January 6th. He was the number one force trying to stop it. That's what all the evidence points to." www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
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Vivek in Ohio too.
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Yep. More than half of the folks who been black-bagged don't even have criminal records.
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There's a golden opportunity here for the pierogi proprietor.
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F this guy anyway. Spent decades warning us about the 'dangers of liberalism' (like equality), sitting idly by while the right lurched into corporate jingoism, conspiracy and personality cults. He helped deliver the problem.
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Obligatory: bsky.app/profile/cspa...
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Independent market watchdog for mid-Atlantic grid showed 70% or $9.3B of last year increased electric cost was from data center demand. To avoid “massive wealth transfer” from people to big tech, data centers should be required to procure their own power. #cspan #cspanwj apnews.com/article/elec...
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#cspan #cspanwj
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Great thread for labor days: bsky.app/profile/dska... #cspan #cspanwj
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AI, neatly summarized in the single panel of a comix: bsky.app/profile/mcfa... #cspan #cspanwj
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Nicholas Weaver: law.yale.edu/sites/defaul... 2 major problems with backed stablecoins: 1: Stablecoin issuers claim their customers issue or redeem coins in the 1st instance, so they don’t perform anti-money-laundering checks. 2: Issuers act as wildcat banks. Result is a classic Ponzi scheme.
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And it goes without saying, but to say it anyway: Louisiana, Florida, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Montana, Arizona, South Carolina and Idaho all have *actual* well established public institutions of higher education where *actual* scholarly work for educators could be leveraged. #cspan #cspanwj
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Obligatory for Prager "U". bsky.app/profile/cspa...
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RIP: The simple follow-up question.
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Elect clowns, expect a circus. Homeland Security Kristi Noem signs off on all requests for $100k+, she let a critical call center lapse. FEMA acting chief David Richardson then lies in testimony, claims "majority" of calls answered. (Nope, less than 10%.) www.npr.org/2025/08/07/n... #cspan #cspanwj
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The next "hype cycle" has been initiated. #cspan #cspanwj
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No, you can pretty much assume some mar-a-lago adjacent, talentless "interior designer" is fleecing thousands for each cheap piece of chintz that gets stuck on every vertical surface.