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Cykotiq

@cykotiq.bsky.social

🇨🇦 Space flight enthusiast, minecraft redstoner, creator of scorpstuff

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Calling it now: she will be one of the first ones Trump declares to be ANTIFA. Best of luck Kat!

20/9/2025, 2:19:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

10 PRINT "COMMODORE IS BACK" 20 GOTO 10

20/9/2025, 1:45:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He says: save all records They hear: destroy all evidence

18/9/2025, 5:58:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

With polite debate, of course! /s .... oh wait, free speech is being made illegal now too

17/9/2025, 9:55:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

The subject matter of the lawsuit is irrelevant. This is just a way for NYT to launder Billions of dollars to Donald Trump

17/9/2025, 9:41:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Cory Booker is all talk (24hrs!) and no action

16/9/2025, 7:58:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody had ever heard of Tren de Aragua until Trump started pinning all immigrant "crime" on them.

16/9/2025, 7:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that's ONE way to fortify your shoreline - just sink EVERYTHING that floats!

16/9/2025, 7:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for them to play the "there are no laws in international waters!" card

16/9/2025, 7:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I think the Dems are better off when schumer keeps his mouth shut

16/9/2025, 7:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a winning platform, but few policians are brave enough to run on it, and even fewer are honorable enough to keep their word

16/9/2025, 5:59:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because ultimately, it is up to the news org to have a conscience and fire people.

16/9/2025, 5:46:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

If his base THINKS they know just ONE of these words, and it resonates with them, that is enough - mission accomplished!

15/9/2025, 5:53:28 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite is "marxist, communist, fascist, socialist" - he clearly doesn't know/care what ANY of them mean, and is just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. He knows his base might know ONE of those words and be like "Yea, that's what they are!"

15/9/2025, 5:50:32 AM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

President of the White-nited States of Red-merica

15/9/2025, 4:56:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

...it's a hit on your mother and father, your dog.... Whatever makes you angry enough to fight

14/9/2025, 6:28:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would he say that?! Is he trying to be funny? If so, that's deeply disrespectful , while wishing him to rest in peace

12/9/2025, 7:33:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is a lot of things,but arsonist is not one of them. He is only burning the country to the ground metaphorically.

11/9/2025, 7:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

According to stormy, there is hardly anything to stroke. The only thing getting stroked is his ego

11/9/2025, 7:00:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fill in the blank:

10/9/2025, 6:30:42 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

If you are measuring the battery life of your watch in HOURS, you're doing it wrong

10/9/2025, 6:24:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

@zedaph.com ^

10/9/2025, 5:23:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

The only reason Trump would meet with victims would be to buy their silence and loyalty

10/9/2025, 5:22:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: we don't like the numbers, so we're just gonna make up our own ...1.3 trillion, that sounds like a good number right?

10/9/2025, 5:13:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA loves to play the "You don't know about this, but... " card when spouting their lies.

10/9/2025, 5:11:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, they HAVE proven themselves to be pretty feckless on multiple occasions.

10/9/2025, 5:07:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

The eyes can be easily fooled, but we all have common sense!

10/9/2025, 5:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yuck! Is that one of them "Flours" I've heard about?!

10/9/2025, 4:59:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

I spoke to a polish friend YEARS AGO, and he knew then already that they would be next if Russia wasn't immediately stopped in Ukraine

10/9/2025, 4:53:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Gee! If only we could have seen that coming!

10/9/2025, 4:51:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't let them pretend to be ignorant. More of this, please!

10/9/2025, 4:47:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 3:48:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: give me a billion dollars and you can eat a tiny, shitty meal sitting at the same table as me. Kat: I'll cook you and 5 friends the ultimate 3-course meal for free!

5/9/2025, 3:45:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Would you believe me if I said it was for medical use?

3/9/2025, 5:11:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joehills.net (@joehills.net) reposted reply parent

September 20th will be our big season blow-out World Tour with Guests! Join us for a server tour and mini-games!

HermitCraft World Tour with Guests, JoeHills & Jamal_ Saturday September 20th at noon CDT!
1/9/2025, 4:42:24 PM | 122 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayer alone, without faith-based action, will not save you

29/8/2025, 7:08:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

A man is stranded in a flood & prays for God to save him. A man in a canoe arrives & offers to help. He refuses: "God will save me". A man in a motorboat. He refuses: "God will save me". A helicopter: "God will save me". He dies and asks God why he didn't save him. "I sent 2 boats and a helicopter!"

29/8/2025, 7:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm with you, but don't let your obsession with Epstein distract you from the other atrocities happening daily

29/8/2025, 6:35:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm, I must have missed that day of sunday school

29/8/2025, 6:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

If you thought it was bad when your tax dollars were being spent on gold for the oval office... He's pretending it's all pure gold and laundering the rest of the money through "his gold guy"!

29/8/2025, 6:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

He literally is!

29/8/2025, 6:24:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: "so when my wife says she wants to fuck Justin Trudeau..." Obama: "no, that's exactly what SHE means"

29/8/2025, 5:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

The Epstein distraction is working - there are dozens of other disgraceful acts you didn't even notice!

29/8/2025, 3:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Which ones are the wolves?! You have the Republican SHEEPLE blindly following Dear Leader, and the SHEEPISH Democrats too scared to do anything about it!

29/8/2025, 3:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is amazing!

29/8/2025, 3:51:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm at the combination campaign event mosh pit." Well, there's a sentence I never thought I'd read!

29/8/2025, 3:47:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

He's clearly on blood thinners for his cankles. An IV or needle to the back of his hand could have easily made a mark like that

29/8/2025, 3:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess skilled data manipulation is just a normal thing in HHS?

28/8/2025, 8:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

"You wanna ride the elevator, or take the stairs?" "I'M TAKING THE STAIRS!"

28/8/2025, 8:08:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

They didn't vote for him DESPITE how he treats women, they think he's just like them, and they miss "the good ol days" when men had absolute power and could treat women like property.

28/8/2025, 4:09:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

They didn't vote for him DESPITE his racism, they voted for him BECAUSE of it. Don't be fooled - It has nothing to do with ILLEGAL immigration, they just hate FOREIGNERS and want them gone by any/all means.

28/8/2025, 4:06:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

...Maybe not that different actually

27/8/2025, 8:18:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't wanna go either,but for very different reasons

27/8/2025, 8:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh ohh! I know this one! It's Joe Biden, right?! Hillary's emails? Mexicans? It can't be the Covid vaccines Trump did such a great job with!

27/8/2025, 7:34:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

How did the cracker barrel get their hands on the epstein files?!

27/8/2025, 7:30:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...and you DO NOT have a micro-penis"

27/8/2025, 7:28:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOBODY gets to tell me I gotta put on pants! 😄

27/8/2025, 6:10:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here I thought Minnesota schools were the gold standard for the country! I'm saddened to hear this.

27/8/2025, 5:58:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we leave the nazis behind? Pretty please?

27/8/2025, 5:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

you forgot Nord Space - the first sub-orbital launch from Canada soil (just a tiny test rocket) www.nordspace.com/info

27/8/2025, 2:27:00 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NASASpaceflight.com (@nasaspaceflight.com) reposted

With Starship Flight 10 (finally) in the books, enjoy a nice gallery of a few pre-launch, liftoff, and in-flight photos, taken by our team in the field. Thank you to Jack, Max, Ceaser, and Tyler for such incredible dedication to providing high-quality photos of such an exciting event!!

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27/8/2025, 1:54:03 AM | 64 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Boy, do I have good news for you! There is a non-zero chance Superman is real. The rest is just silly!

26/8/2025, 8:28:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

But beating police officers with it is fine, right?! Plastering Trump's face on it is fine? Wearing it like a cape is fine?

26/8/2025, 8:05:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whales, they just fly into the windmills and drop dead!

26/8/2025, 7:42:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...and you definitely DO NOT have a small penis"

26/8/2025, 7:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

EXACTLY! Not only does Canada not trust the US president, but we can not trust the judgment of the people who put him there!

26/8/2025, 6:33:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only we could have seen this coming! 🙄

26/8/2025, 6:02:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost literally saying "bring it on bitch!"

26/8/2025, 6:00:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To which mark replied "I don't give a fuck! That bitch is threatening to blackmail me"

26/8/2025, 4:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ultra-hardmode ofc

25/8/2025, 8:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free skeet shooting during the summer months (while school is out)?

25/8/2025, 8:24:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I don't think we've witheld an endorsement....BUT BEFORE WE ENDORSE HIM, we need to figure some stuff out"

25/8/2025, 8:13:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

"I want to get as much MONEY as I can" There, fixed it for ya

25/8/2025, 8:08:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tamperproof, you say?! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

25/8/2025, 8:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:00:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, this makes me feel so old! I remember setting up computers with windows 3.1

25/8/2025, 7:57:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody is ripping off people's trunks and doors to steal things. Smashing windows, sure.

25/8/2025, 7:53:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it, Trump is the spawn of Satan, but guess what: THEY SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT DEMS

25/8/2025, 7:24:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to stop with this "here is our nominee and you better get on board" rhetoric. The president serves the will of the people, not the other way around. Stop blaming voters because you lost!

25/8/2025, 6:17:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

"...They'd rather listen to the victims and not THEIR CAPTORS..." There, fixed it for ya!

25/8/2025, 5:22:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it was free, so it isn't a bribe - Just like that free Jet!

23/8/2025, 2:16:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably thought the Christians wouldn't go after him because they are good people

22/8/2025, 8:08:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not entirely sure EPSTEIN isn't the distraction from EVERYTHING ELSE

22/8/2025, 8:04:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, they took the oath and threw it right out the window

21/8/2025, 3:09:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 1:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which one is it? Are they 90+ years old, or are they hippies?!

20/8/2025, 8:09:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until he finds out he can't take his GOLD with him!

20/8/2025, 7:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BLASPHEMY! how dare bastardize the gospel for political gain! You sound like one of those MAGA morons

20/8/2025, 7:07:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone figured out how much it would cost to send 20 sandwiches to that Federal agent's house? Maybe more? jw 😉

20/8/2025, 4:33:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

The Dems will NEVER argue that the election was stolen, no matter how much evidence. They are too afraid of looking like hypocrites in the media

20/8/2025, 4:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cykotiq (@cykotiq.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect the first records they release will be ONLY DEMOCRATS, in an effort to get people to stop talking about the files

20/8/2025, 4:11:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like, at this point, that would surprise NO ONE!

20/8/2025, 4:09:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The graphics look fantastic for a C64 game!

20/8/2025, 2:09:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, the supreme court has essentially asserted that the President IS above the law

20/8/2025, 4:32:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA isn't supposed to find it FUNNY, they are supposed to find it EYE OPENING. Dems are supposed to find it funny - we are laughing AT you, NOT WITH you!

20/8/2025, 4:27:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We care about minorities and we need to do something about the rise of fascism." That IS the call of duty

19/8/2025, 7:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How very "leader of the free world" of you, America /s

18/8/2025, 8:08:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll believe it when i see it

18/8/2025, 8:00:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Putin's little puppet, Trump would know!

18/8/2025, 7:32:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view